Right when the teapot was about to hit the ground, the class leader behind the cashier counter made an emergency response.
Not far from the class leader, there was a chair for employees to rest on. There was a thick sponge cushion on top of the chair. The class leader quickly picked up the cushion and threw it like a Frisbee towards where the teapot fell. It landed right between the teapot and the marble floor and saved the teapot from shattering.
No wonder she's an expert in flying equipment! Everyone in the convenience store gasped in amazement!
But it wasn't just the teapot that was in danger of breaking. Gong CaiCai also screamed and fell forward after she lost her balance (You all know why Gong CaiCai never falls backwards). Fortunately, I was nearby and I caught Gong CaiCai by the waist.
"It's fine, don't be scared …" I didn't even get to say a word of comfort before Xiong YaoYue ran up from behind Gong CaiCai.
"Don't be scared, I'm here to save you!"
Xiong YaoYue shouted and hugged Gong CaiCai from behind like she was playing football. Both of us fell to the ground due to inertia.
Damn it! Fortunately, I know Yin Yang Sanshou's Pengci Technique. Even though my back was on the ground, I was able to cushion my fall and didn't injure my muscles or bones.
But I still let out a groan because Xiong YaoYue and Gong CaiCai were both on top of me. Also, Xiong YaoYue's momentum was too strong and it caused Gong CaiCai and I to move. I felt my vision darken and it became difficult to breathe.
Damn, I actually got hit by Gong CaiCai's twin peaks! You can't use martial arts unless you're extremely talented. I never thought I would have the chance to see it!
After the three of us picked ourselves up, I noticed that I had a nosebleed for some inexplicable reason.
"Are your nostrils okay?" Xiao Qin handed me a tissue, "If you don't change your lecherous habits, your nostrils will become bigger and bigger. Eventually, your brain will fall out of your nostrils!"
Don't be an alarmist! Pulling a brain out of your nostrils, that's how you make a mummy!
"Thank, thank you Ye Lin classmate for catching me!" Gong CaiCai thanked me as I plugged my nostrils with two paper balls, "It's all my fault for walking unsteadily and carrying a teapot on my head … I'll definitely carry a teapot next time."
"Why aren't you thanking me?" Xiong YaoYue, who was more of a hindrance than a help, said sourly, "At the very least, even if I don't make any contributions, I still work hard. Even if I don't work hard, I still get tired. Even if I don't get tired, I still get to complain!"
Eh? Wasn't this Ma Ji's crosstalk "Jealousy"? Young lady, your knowledge is truly unique! Many guys might not even know this joke!
After Gong CaiCai thanked Xiong YaoYue, Zhuang Ni walked over and picked up the teapot from the chair cushion.
"Ai, Cai Cai, with you like this, how can I be at ease to let you live alone in the future? Why don't you and the class leader marry me? The class leader and I will take care of you … "
Gong CaiCai blinked her innocent and timid eyes, as if she was really considering Zhuang Ni's suggestion.
"Erm, erm, this is considered bigamy!"
Gong CaiCai asked without considering that China doesn't recognize same-sex marriages.
Zhuang Ni gave Gong CaiCai a reassuring smile. "It doesn't matter. We can go abroad to get married. Before the reform, the Mormon Church allowed polygamy. It's even possible for me to establish another religion."
Zhuang Ni had been in the Satanic cult for a while before. Later, she learned a lot of ways to operate a cult in the struggle with Xiao Yin. If she really went to a foreign country to establish a cult, she would definitely be able to fool a lot of foreigners.
Seeing that Zhuang Ni's words were getting more and more outrageous, the class leader left. There were no customers at the cashier for the time being, so she came over and pulled Zhuang Ni's ears, but Zhuang Ni took the initiative and covered her ears first.
"Don't give Cai Cai bad ideas every day! Even in foreign countries, polygamy isn't supported! Also, why do you think you're a husband! "
Zhuang Ni turned around and looked at the class leader with interest, "What? Class leader, are you trying to steal my position as a husband? Although compared to Cai Cai, you're definitely the one on the offensive and she's the one on the receiving, but it's not necessarily the case compared to me. There's a soft part under your hard shell, I can see it, and I know how to comfort that soft part … Be my wife, I won't let you regret it! "
Damn, is this a proposal? Zhuang Ni, you really don't care about the time or the occasion! Many customers in the convenience store who aren't familiar with you are stunned!
"Yeah, yeah! Class leader, why don't you agree! " "I think you and Zhuang Ni are a good match. Right now, brokeback and lily are very popular. If you guys are together, your classmates will be very proud!"
What's there to be proud of? Do you think you're different because there's a gay or lesbian in the class?
Gong CaiCai stared at the class leader and Zhuang Ni nervously, as if her fate was tied to the class leader's words. Zhuang Ni had been instilling thoughts of 'what would you do without me and the class leader' for a long time. If the class leader agreed to Zhuang Ni's proposal, Gong CaiCai would probably fall as well.
"Are you kidding me!" The class leader turned around and scolded Xiao Qin, "Have you corrected the three products with the wrong price tags? Report to me when you're done! "
Before Xiao Qin could reply, Zhuang Ni said: "Class leader, although you seem to have the temperament of a natural leader, you like to think for others too much. This characteristic will only allow you to play the role of a wife when we're together. Don't mention me, doesn't Xiao Qin also treat you like a wife when she's drunk? "
Xiao Qin and the class leader's faces both turned bright red when she said this.
"What are you saying? I don't treat the class leader as my wife! "Xiao Qin quickly walked away in embarrassment," It's not like I have a lesbian hobby like you! "
"No, that's right!" The class leader also denied in a hurry, "Xiao Qin was only drunk, there's nothing between us!"
For some reason, this scene was a bit like a husband questioning his wife if she was cheating, a wonderful atmosphere floated in the air.
Zhuang Ni propped up her chin with her left hand and held her left elbow with her right hand as if she was a detective in deep thought.
"Xiao Qin really isn't a lesbian lover, but she thinks she's a man when she's drunk. She only loves you because she has a woman's body but a man's heart. Maybe Xiao Qin subconsciously thinks you're a good wife and loving mother? Class leader, you have a stubborn personality, but you're not as tough as me and Xiao Qin. You can only attack when you meet Gong CaiCai, but you can only endure when you meet me and Xiao Qin … "
"Let's not talk about that!" The class leader returned to the cashier with a red face, "There's still a lot of work to do today! Save some energy, I won't forgive you if you run out of energy before 6! "
The class leader and Principal He agreed to work until 6, then someone would come over to take over.
Between 10 and 11 was the low point of the convenience store, so everyone started to play their own games after they got bored. Xiao Qin secretly took off the electronic scale on the shelf to weigh herself, but she didn't let anyone see; Xiong YaoYue bounced the ball back and forth with a ping pong racket and excitedly announced that she set a new record; Loud Mouth was picking out her favorite foods to bring back to the dorm after work; Zhuang Ni was describing to Gong CaiCai about the worldwide support and achievements of the lesbian organization, as well as how evil and terrifying men were. If Gong CaiCai fell into the hands of a man, her entire life would be ruined.
In short: no one was working seriously, only the class leader was busy.
Actually, the class leader could rest like everyone else, but in her eyes, every item on the shelf had to be neatly arranged. If it could be arranged in a square, then it would be arranged in a square. If it couldn't be arranged in a square, then it would be arranged in a pyramid shape. In short, she had to make sure the entire space looked orderly.
There's a famous saying on the internet: "I'll feel uncomfortable if I don't drink Dali." I think it's the same for people with OCD: "I'll feel uncomfortable if I don't arrange everything neatly."
When the class leader was adjusting the position of a pile of toothpaste, the automatic door of the convenience store made a "ding" sound. Everyone followed the sound and saw Ai Mi holding Obama's hand walking in arrogantly.
Even though she was also wearing Qing Zi High School's uniform, Ai Mi had a red armband with the word "Principal" on her arm, showing that she was superior and different from everyone else.
"Wahahaha! I heard Katyusha and you guys are working as low-class clerks, so I came to watch you guys make a fool out of yourselves! "
Ai Mi declared with her arms crossed.
"You're here to buy coke and chips, right?" The class leader mercilessly exposed Ai Mi's lies.
"Nonsense!" Ai Mi looked flustered and said insincerely, "I'm not here to buy low-class chips! I didn't expect you guys to sell coke to me! The previous clerks were bribed by my mom, so they didn't sell me those two things … Anyway, hurry up and take out the coke and chips! "
Before she became incoherent, Ai Mi finally shouted out her true thoughts.
"It's fine to sell one of them to you." Shu Sha, who was the temporary store manager, smiled and said, "But the convenience store doesn't allow pets inside. How about you leave Obama to me, I'll walk the dog on your behalf, and you can come in and pick out the goods?"
Ai Mi knew the class leader was making a deal with her because she liked dogs, but she had no other choice.
"Okay, since you're willing to walk the dog for your master, I'll reluctantly leave Obama to you for the time being. I'm going to go in and pick out the goods, someone help me carry the basket! "
"I'll do it, I'll do it!" Xiong YaoYue raised her hand enthusiastically, "I love serving tycoons!"
The class leader seemed very happy as she held onto Obama's leash, but she frowned after a while and turned around to ask: "Who's going to be the cashier if I'm not here?"
Her gaze swept between me (fierce appearance), Xiao Qin (androphobia), Xiong YaoYue (can't count), Loud Mouth (too fat to fit in the gap behind the cashier), and Gong CaiCai (afraid to speak loudly) before saying helplessly:
"Zhuang Ni, can you stay behind the cashier for a while? I'll be back in a short while. "
"That's fine, go walk the dog!" Zhuang Ni replied generously, "It's my duty as a husband to relieve my wife of worries!"
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