I sat on the plane the next day with deep misgivings.
Ai Mi was very secretive about the red dot on her chest, and Ai ShuQiao, who might have made a deal with the American government, was also worrying. Other people were full of melancholy at the end of the National Day holiday because their travel plans weren't fulfilled, but I was frowning for a completely different reason.
Unexpectedly, after I got off the plane and my phone signal was reconnected, all kinds of good things came one after another. It was as if the good luck I had been accumulating for a long time had exploded.
First of all, he was accidentally discovered by the Five Tiger Punishment Squad when he was committing a crime. He turned out to be Fan Weiguo, the PE teacher in charge of our second grade.
As a former table tennis player who won a place in the National Games, Fan Weiguo was filled with ambition ever since he became a PE teacher. He vowed to improve the physical fitness of high school students.
But even though he became a PE teacher, he didn't have many opportunities to attend PE classes. Since Principal He Qimei placed a lot of emphasis on cultural subjects, PE classes were always taken up by other classes. Fan Weiguo was also constantly 'sick', 'asked for leave', and 'went on a business trip'. He had nowhere to vent his energy. Finally — — he became a pervert.
Fan Weiguo relied on his dexterity to sneak into the department head's bedroom and madly scratched his soles. He fell in love with the feeling of nervousness and excitement. From then on, all kinds of deranged pranks were unstoppable and everyone in Dong Shan city suffered. Because he was a school teacher, he could accurately avoid the surveillance cameras and leave no evidence behind when he played pranks on the school grounds.
The reason he failed during the National Day holiday was mainly because he was careless. He didn't expect the Five Tiger Punishment Squad to go to the washroom together. He smeared chocolate hazelnut jam on the back of Xing Xing's hand, but he was caught by the other four while holding up his pants.
Principal He Qimei decided to punish Fan Weiguo internally because she was worried that the exposure of his identity would harm the school's reputation. She didn't make it public, but the well-informed Red Star Swordsman still knew about it.
"Ye Lin, the Naked Demon surrendered to me, and the Demonic Demon was caught by your lackeys, so we're even … How about we do it like we agreed before. You let Ai Mi disband the Messenger of Justice Alliance, and I'll admit that Yin Yang Sanshou is a superior martial art as the third strongest person in Zhonghai, and help you promote Yin Yang Sanshou?"
Red Star Hero's suggestion was exactly what I wanted, so I happily told Ai Mi to disband the money-losing alliance (Ai Mi was already sick of it). Then, I generously taught Red Star Hero the basics of Yin Yang Sanshou so he could use it when he helped me promote.
In the end, Red Star Hero was quite talented. He quickly integrated the newly learned tricks into his own martial arts system, and his strength increased. Now, he truly believed that Yin Yang Sanshou was a superb martial art.
With his secret identity as Red Star Hero, it didn't matter what he did. But when he expressed his support for Yin Yang Sanshou as the third strongest person in Zhonghai, it caused dissatisfaction among the other people in Zhonghai's Civil and Military Academy. The second strongest person in Zhonghai wanted to teach his junior a lesson, but he never expected that Red Star Hero would go out every night to train himself. He also received a bit of my teachings, so his strength increased, and he defeated the second strongest person.
Red Star Hero only learned a bit of Yin Yang Sanshou, but he was able to defeat the second strongest person. This was even more effective than me personally defeating the second strongest person. Yin Yang Sanshou's reputation in the martial arts circle went up another level. The Korean exchange student Lu Yuyu even bragged about me on the internet, and I was too embarrassed to look at his special webpage.
I thought the number one expert in Zhonghai would not just stand by and watch. I would probably hear news of him teaching Red Star Hero a lesson in two days, but he didn't learn Chairman Jiang's six-word mantra of 'to resist foreign aggression, you must first pacify internal affairs'. Instead, he came to Red Building North Street to find me.
"Ye Lin, come down. Tell Xiao Qin to come down too, we haven't seen each other in a long time …"
I was puzzled by the tone of the number one expert in Zhonghai.
"Who are you? You make it sound like you know me and Xiao Qin … "
"Of course I know you guys!" The number one expert in Zhonghai said through the unit's intercom, "Did you forget me? I'm Wei Yu! We used to play together when we were in the complex! "
"Huh? Childhood friends from the complex? But I don't remember having a friend named Wei Yu! "
"You can't remember? That's because we don't often call each other by name, but by nickname. Don't you always call me Wei Zhentian? "
"Holy sh * t! So it's you! You're the nemesis of the Autobots! "
Unlike me, who liked the Autobots' leader, Optimus Prime, Wei Yu was a hardcore supporter of the Decepticons. He asked his parents to buy him a toy of the Decepticons' leader, Megatron, even before I bought Optimus Prime. Since he always used Optimus Prime to show off in front of me and his surname was Wei, I gave him the nickname 'Wei Zhentian'.
Other than opposing me in the Transformers faction, Wei Yu was also one of the Little Tyrant's lackeys back then. Whenever the Little Tyrant wanted to bully me but couldn't find me, he would find me with the other lackeys. Sometimes, he would even use the excuse of "my Optimus Prime wants to duel with your Optimus Prime" to trick me out.
If I think about it, the reason why I carelessly brought brother Optimus Prime outside and it was snatched away by the Little Tyrant, is definitely related to this bastard Wei Yu! You actually became the number one expert in Zhonghai? I'm going to go beat you up!
I rushed downstairs and saw Wei Yu wearing the Zhonghai Civil and Military School's uniform standing in front of the flower bed. He had an iron head and was slightly shorter than me. He had a wretched smile on his face and he had a bit of the charm of a child that deserved a beating.
"Hey, why didn't the Little Tyrant come down with you? Is he embarrassed to see me? "
He patted my shoulder as if we were strangers. As the saying goes, "you don't hit a smiling person". He kept smiling at me, so I couldn't act out on him.
"Haha, Wild Donkey … No, don't be angry. Did you receive the email I sent you?"
"As expected! You were the one who sent the email that mocked my brother Optimus Prime! I even thought about it for a long time! I thought there was another girl who dressed like a man among my childhood friends who liked me! But it turned out to be you! What did you want me to do today? If you want to fight, I'll accompany you anytime! "
I didn't expect Wei Yu to wave his hands and say: "No, no, no, I'm not here to fight, I'm only here to catch up. I also hope you can teach me Yin Yang Sanshou. You even taught me Wan Dong (Red Star Hero's real name) …"
I squinted my eyes and didn't know what he was trying to do.
"Gramps Ren's last wish was to make Yin Yang Sanshou as influential as Taiji Fist. Of course, the more people that learn it, the better. In theory, I can teach you … but why do you want to learn? What do you plan on doing after learning? "
Wei Yu didn't answer my question, instead, he smiled bitterly and said: "Actually, I knew the Little Tyrant was a girl before you did."
I let out a "Huh?" to express my surprise.
"At the time, I was envious of the Little Tyrant's martial arts and how she could command a large group of people. So, I wanted to learn martial arts myself. I followed the Little Tyrant and wanted to learn a few moves from her master."
"In the end, I saw gramps Ren teaching the Little Tyrant Yin Yang Sanshou on the shore of DongShan Lake. I also found out from their conversation that the Little Tyrant was a girl."
"The Little Tyrant was half-hearted when learning Yin Yang Sanshou, but I really admired gramps Ren's martial arts. After the Little Tyrant left, I ran over to ask gramps Ren to accept me as a disciple, but gramps Ren rejected me …"
At the time, gramps Ren still followed the ancestral teachings of 'Yin Yang Sanshou can't be passed on to outsiders'. Let alone me and Wei Yu, if Xiao Qin didn't take her mother's surname and instead took Huo ZhenBang's surname, gramps Ren might not have taught her Yin Yang Sanshou.
"Not long after I was rejected by gramps Ren, my dad earned some money driving a taxi. We moved before the house was demolished. I don't know if you and the Little Tyrant miss me …"
"Miss my ass! To the Little Tyrant, you're just a lackey that can be replaced at any time! To me, you're just a bastard who hits me when I'm down! Let alone moving, no one would care even if you died! "
"That's too heartless of you." Wei Yu made a bitter face, "Is Xiao Qin not at home? I heard she's pretty now, it's not like I'll lose a piece of flesh if I see her … "
"She's not at home! She went to visit with Auntie Ren! Even if she's at home, she won't come down to see you! "
"I understand." Wei Yu nodded, "She'd be too embarrassed to meet anyone who knows about the Little Tyrant's dark past? I can understand, but it looks like I'll only be able to talk to her at your wedding … "
"Don't decide someone else's marriage on your own! You're the lackey of the Little Tyrant and Decepticons! Don't you feel ashamed that you're the number one expert in Zhong Hai?! "
"Why would I feel ashamed?" Wei Yu laughed, "I learned all my martial arts in secret. Ever since I was rejected by gramps Ren, my young heart was hurt and I decided not to take anyone as my master anymore. Instead, I secretly learned other people's martial arts by observing them. Hard work pays off. After a long time, I finally mastered Shaolin, Wudang, Kongtong, Emei, Bagua, Grecia Jiu Jitsu, and Jeet Kune Do … "
Fuck! Are you going to recite all the martial arts in the world?! Do you think you're a stamp collector! You secretly learned many martial arts and became the number one expert in Zhong Hai. Now you want to learn Yin Yang Sanshou from me to make up for your childhood regrets?
Seeing my hesitation, Wei Yu hurriedly said: "I won't learn for nothing! Although I won't take you as my master, I can teach you another martial art in exchange! What do you want to learn? I have everything here, and I even know a unique martial art created by the modern people, the Tremor Palm Technique … "
"Tremor Palm?" I furrowed my brows, "What the hell is that?"
"Hehe, I named it for the creator. Because the creator had some mental issues, he never gave it a name. Now that I think about it, you've fought with the creator before. He's the self-proclaimed Ultraman Di Yun … "
Fuck! Your whole family's cousin! Wasn't Di Yun the helper Zhao GuangTou found back then! Isn't the Tremor Palm Di Yun's martial art that makes his whole body tremble! It's like epilepsy, every attack has to be repeated three times … I don't want to learn that! I can teach you Yin Yang Sanshou, but in exchange, you have to help me spread the power of Yin Yang Sanshou! You also have to teach it to as many people as possible! The more people learn, the better!
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