I bragged that Yin Yang Sanshou's Aerial Force could even shoot down planes, but of course the crowd didn't believe me.
"Isn't that a bit too exaggerated? Don't even mention planes, it's not something a normal person can do to blow up someone's phone from five meters away! Young man, don't tell me you're putting on an act! Are the two so-called Karate and Aikido masters hired by you? "
Before I could think of a response, a few students from Zhonghai Civil and Military Academy said:
"Duan Shui Liu and Yue Wenshan's parents are always doing business in Japan. They don't lack money, so there's no way they would be bribed by Ye Lin! But it's strange that Ye Lin won like that, so it's definitely not his own ability. I don't know what kind of tricks he used … "
As the spokesperson of Yin Yang Sanshou, I can't remain silent when it concerns the reputation of Yin Yang Sanshou.
"Hehe, tricks? Where did I scheme? What tricks did I use? Tell me! You guys can't even handle an Aerial Force? Let me tell you, Yin Yang Sanshou is the number one fighting technique in the universe, and it's miraculous effects are far beyond that! Yin Yang Sanshou is mysterious, and one year of Yin Yang Sanshou training is better than ten years of Taichi! "
The students from Zhonghai Civil and Military Academy were a bit confused after hearing what I said — — I clearly just defeated Aikido and Karate experts, what does this have to do with Taichi?
However, the old man dressed like Zhao Benshan wasn't going to let it go. He coughed and said to me:
"Young man, I support you in beating up the Japanese, but you shouldn't say bad things about China's Taichi! My wife and I practice Taichi every day and we feel like our bodies are very strong. How is Taichi inferior to your Yin Yang Sanshou? "
"If it's inferior, then it's inferior!" Xing Xing shouted loudly, befitting his image as a lackey. "Tai Chi is slow, and it's meant for old people and old ladies to practice! How can it compare to brother Ye's Yin Yang Sanshou? Brother Ye can hit airplanes with Yin Yang Sanshou … "
"Can we not talk about hitting airplanes?" I put on a stern face, "You guys can still hit airplanes without learning Yin Yang Sanshou! When I said Yin Yang Sanshou is better than Taichi, I was referring to their combat abilities! "
The old man dressed like Zhao Benshan was still unconvinced:
"Combat abilities? Who told you that Taichi has no combat ability at all? Young man, it's good that you have some ability, but don't be too arrogant! Let's not talk about anything else. Do you dare to use your Yin Yang Sanshou against my Taiji Fist? As long as we practice pushing hands, we will know who is stronger and who is weaker! "
I felt that it was difficult to deal with this Cheng Yaojin who had suddenly appeared. If he agreed to spar with him, he would be suspected of bullying an old man, and even if he won, it would not be an honorable victory; if he did not agree to spar with him, he would appear to have a guilty conscience.
While I was hesitating, the grandpa dressed like Zhao Benshan walked towards me. He rolled up his sleeves as he walked. From his walking posture, I could tell that he didn't have any martial arts background. If he really wanted to push me, I would be knocked down with one touch.
Just as I was about to extend my hand and take a defensive stance against the grandpa and show off my Yin Yang Sanshou skills, Xiao Yin sent me an important notification through her smart contact lenses:
[Warning! The other party is a habitual scammer. If you come into contact with him, there is a 99.87% chance that you will be blackmailed.] Following that, all of the grandpa's information was displayed.
[Liu Huayi, a veteran old hoodlum born in Liu Village. He was imprisoned for robbery when he was young. After he got older, he specialized in scammers. He has already been exposed by dozens of victims on the internet.] Holy sh * t! Earth is so dangerous, luckily I wore my smart contact lenses today!
I had a good impression of Liu Huayi when he kept saying lines of support for me! I never thought he would set up a trap here to blackmail me!
As soon as our arms touch, it doesn't matter if I used any force or not, he will definitely scream and fall to the ground. Then, he will say that I crippled him with Yin Yang Sanshou.
Is it because he heard that my sister is a nouveau riche, so he wants to extort a large sum of money? It was smooth sailing for me after I defeated two experts in Zhong Hai, but I almost fell into the hands of this old guy!
After knowing his identity, I immediately retracted my hand and took a step back to not let him have a chance to touch me.
Of all people to scam, you actually dared to find the successor of Yin Yang Sanshou? Don't you know that my master, gramps Ren, developed the 'Yin Yang Sanshou scam technique'?
"Huh? Young man, why are you going back on your word? "Liu Huayi hid his sinister expression behind a smile and staggered closer to me.
I sneered and glared at him like lightning, then said: "Enough! Stop acting! Mister Liu Huayi of Liu Village, you specialize in all kinds of scammers and extortion. Now you have your eyes on a fat sheep like me! "
Liu Huayi was shocked when I pointed out his name and address. He stopped in the middle of his stride because of my words.
My disdain was evident in my words and I continued:
"Nowadays, everyone on the streets and alleys will avoid old people, it's all because of old bad people like you! When you were young, you and your fellow villagers robbed the post office. After spending ten years and five months in prison, you still didn't repent. Not only did you steal your neighbor's sheep, you even molested widow Zhao at the entrance of the village. Now, you scam people every ten to fifteen days. You really are an old steed with great ambitions! "
I read out Liu Huayi's misdeeds according to the information Xiao Yin provided. Liu Huayi trembled and said while trembling, "You, how do you know so much about me? You sent people to investigate me? "
I snorted and said with disdain, "There's no need for a great master like me to investigate a small fry like you! As long as you reach the fifth level of Yin Yang Sanshou, you can predict the future like me! Whether it's good or evil, it can all be seen from your face! "
Right after I boasted, twenty to thirty percent of the people in the crowd started to hide. It's probably because they have some private matters that they don't want others to find out. They're afraid that I'll "predict the future" if they're not careful.
"Holy sh * t, this is totally a superpower!"
A fatty standing in front of the crowd sighed. He was quite relaxed and fat, as if there was nothing he needed to hide from me.
"Now that I think about it, I also guessed a bunch of names in front of the reporters the other day — — Yin Yang Sanshou is really amazing!"
"Amazing my ass!" Liu Huayi flew into a rage out of humiliation after his identity was exposed. He turned around and ran through the crowd. No one dared to stop him, no one dared to touch him in fear of being extorted.
Liu Huayi ran further and further away, his voice also became more distant, but it was still very clear in my ears.
"His Yin Yang Sanshou is definitely a scam! I know this stuff! You idiots are definitely going to fall for it! "
Liu Huayi was right on this point. However, the reason I lied about the power of Yin Yang Sanshou was to fulfill gramps Ren's last wish. It wasn't for my own benefit, nor did I want to harm anyone.
After performing Air Force and exposing Liu Huayi's scam, Yin Yang Sanshou was really trendy tonight. I was also very satisfied as the spokesperson.
Among the crowd, there were already a few people who treated me as a grandmaster.
"People always say that heroes come from the youth since ancient times, it seems like it's true!" A sallow and emaciated aunty pounced towards me, grabbed my hands and said excitedly, "My daughter is 200 kg and she can't lose weight no matter how hard she tries. Can she lose weight if she practices Yin Yang Sanshou?"
I thought: You're so skinny, how did you give birth to such a fat daughter? But I still replied as gently as possible: "It's not just Yin Yang Sanshou, as long as you control your food intake. You can definitely lose weight if you exercise as much as possible! Also, 200 kg isn't too fat … "
The aunty's face darkened and she smiled bitterly: "It's actually 200 kg …"
Before the aunty could finish what she wanted to say, an elementary school student wearing a red scarf behind her asked: "Big brother, will my APM go up if I practice Yin Yang Sanshou? Will cousin bring me to play Dota? "
Damn, it's rare to see a Dota fan among elementary school students! Xiao Ding, hurry up and run over to claim this new party member! Otherwise, he'll be lured away by the LOL fans!
I gave Xiao Ding's Tieba account to the primary school student and told him to ask Xiao Ding if he didn't understand any Dota questions. The primary school student happily took the note with his account and left. After a few steps, he turned around and thanked me:
"Big brother is amazing, you know everything. Yin Yang Sanshou is definitely the number one martial art in the universe! The Dota expert you recommended to me is the disciple who learned Yin Yang Sanshou from you, right? "
I randomly nodded and dealt with the elementary school student. At this point, the situation was a bit out of control. A few aunties took the lead and treated me like a living god who could tell fortunes. Some of them wanted their daughters to lose weight, some wanted their sons to get into Tsinghua University, some wanted to show them the way to get rich, and some wanted grandchildren.
Among them, there was no lack of sarcastic comments from Zhonghai Civil and Military School students as well as other rational people:
"What are you talking about? You're no different from someone selling wild herbs in Jianghu! "
"Hmph, I reckon it won't be long before Ye Lin starts a cult, becomes the leader, and sets up 200 wives …"
Who would start a cult? I'm already the right protector of the Scientific Happiness Sect! The mental patient Fang Xin is the true leader, so let alone 200 wives, even if there were 2000, it wouldn't be my turn!
In such a chaotic situation, the Five Tiger Punishment Squad still caused trouble for me. I don't know when they started secretly discussing, but they all shouted in unison:
"Yin Yang Sanshou, number one in the universe. Punching Shaolin, kicking Wudang, undefeatable, undefeated, undefeatable, unifying Jianghu for thousands of years!"
Just as they were about to say 'enjoy immortal happiness and longevity', I stopped them.
The current situation was too chaotic, even the aunties who were dancing in the square started to gather over curiously. Seeing that a stampede could happen, I shouted to stop everyone from pushing and shoving.
"Stop pushing! Even if Xuanzang was here, he would be squeezed into Xuanzang's meat! Didn't someone want me to perform Aerial Force? I'll show you now! "
As I said that, I looked at the street lights set up around the square.
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