"Quiet down! Don't push! I'll use Air Force to extinguish all the street lights in the plaza! "
I took a deep breath and pretended to attack the lampposts one after another. Xiao Yin and I cooperated perfectly. Every time I attacked, a street light would be extinguished. Xiao Yin would use the park's computer to turn off the corresponding street light with an error of less than a millisecond.
"It's unbelievable! Are we watching a sci-fi movie? "
"Yin Yang Sanshou can extinguish street lights from so far away. This is definitely not within the scope of martial arts!"
"There must be something fishy going on! This is definitely not martial arts! It's magic! Ye Lin and Liu Qian should be in the same profession! He's warming up because he wants to get on the Spring Festival Gala this year, right? "
The reason I performed the Hundred Steps Fist to extinguish the street lights was to make everyone maintain order and not push in front of me. Then, I could slip away while their attention was diverted.
Because of this, I didn't extinguish all the street lights (that would cause chaos). Instead, I told Xiao Yin to extinguish the even number street lights at intervals and left half of the street lights bright enough for everyone to see their feet.
In an instant, the brightness of the plaza was reduced by half. I suddenly raised my voice and shouted to everyone: "Now, it's time to witness a miracle! Extinguishing street lights is nothing in front of Yin Yang Sanshou! "
As I spoke, I extended my right index finger and proudly pointed at the moon in the night sky.
"Do you see that? Tell me, what is that? "
"It's the moon!" Someone in the audience replied in a strange tone.
Xing Xing understood the deeper meaning of my question and said with a trembling voice: "Brother Ye, are you … are you going to use Air Force to attack the moon? So it really is the Turtle School's Qigong Wave! "
"That's right!" In order to divert everyone's attention, I answered shamelessly, "The moon and Earth are 380,000 kilometers apart. Although I've only trained to the fifth stage of Yin Yang Sanshou, I can cause a moonquake in less than ten seconds if I punch the moon with all my strength!"
"How is that possible?" The people in the crowd who had a bit of common sense frowned, "To cause a moonquake, you need to have at least the power of a nuclear bomb. Do you think your destructive power is comparable to a nuclear weapon?"
My expression didn't change as I continued to bullshit, "Yin Yang Sanshou isn't a normal martial art. It's a superior martial art that harmonizes with the spiritual energy of the world! This punch of mine is not meant to shake the moon with my own strength, but to make the moon resonate with the spirit energy of the entire Earth! In short, seeing is believing. Open your eyes wide and look at the moon in the sky to see if there are any changes! "
"The spirit energy of the entire Earth?" Xing Xing suddenly realized something and said, "Big Brother Ye, could it be that you are not practicing the Turtle School's Energy Wave, but the more powerful Spirit Bomb!?"
I didn't answer anyone's question. My eyes focused on my nose, my nose focused on my mouth, and my mouth focused on my heart. The tip of my tongue pushed against my teeth, and a perfectly round ball of qi sank into my dantian. Facing the dark moon in the sky, I suddenly threw a thunderous punch!
At that moment, regardless of whether they believed my words or not, everyone looked up at the moon in the sky, waiting for the moon to tremble visibly in the next ten or so seconds.
Naturally, they couldn't wait that long — — if I could really make the moon tremble with one punch, then I would directly be the main character in a fantasy novel and wouldn't have to stay in Dong Shan city anymore.
"Don't talk, quietly cover my escape!"
I held my breath and calmly walked to the position of the Five Tiger Punishment Squad and ordered Xing Xing, who was leading the group.
Xing Xing revealed an expression of sudden realization and nodded to express his understanding. Then, he ordered the other four Tiger Punishment Squad to surround me and quietly leave the park plaza.
Only the forty or fifty people were still collectively admiring the moon. They had no idea that I, the main character, had already slipped away.
"Why isn't the moon trembling yet?"
"What's the rush, it's only been fifteen seconds! It takes time for Aerial Force to travel from the Earth to the moon! "
"Is Aerial Force a type of gas? If it's a gas, how could it travel through the vacuum between the Earth and the moon? "
"Who told you it's a gas? Chinese martial arts are broad and profound, maybe it's a type of dark matter energy! "
"Damn, practicing martial arts can produce dark matter energy … If that's true, then Ye Lin would have already been captured by the State Military Commission for dissection and research!"
"Ah, the moon moved! It really moved! Even the picture of Wu Gang slaying osmanthus on the surface changed! "
"Where did it move? That's probably your misconception! There really was a cloud that was blown away by the wind … "
"It's not a cloud! I also saw the moon move! "
"Mr. Zhang, which eye of yours saw the moon move? But you need to hurry up and get your cataract surgery! Hey, hey, I'm talking! Which side are you looking at? "
"Not good, everyone was tricked! Look, I don't even know when he disappeared! "
"He really is a liar! Our Zhonghai Civil and Military School will not let him off! "
"Shut up! You're not allowed to call Master Ye a liar! I just saw the moon move back and forth with my own eyes! Grandmaster Ye was really an expert with godly skills! I can only rely on him to cure my Parkinson's disease! "
"Big sis Wu, that's enough! It's not the moon that's moving, it's you! Also, you don't have Parkinson's disease, it's just your legs that keep shaking! "
"I don't care! Anyways, Master Ye is an expert! The real experts on TV all came and went without a trace! He's not running away! His sudden disappearance proves that he has real skills! Hey, why are you guys grabbing me? Did my son send you guys? Let me go! I'm not going back, I'm not taking medicine!! "
In short, I took advantage of the gimmick of causing a moonquake to successfully slip away. Afterwards, there were all sorts of people who were not in a good state of mind (or had bad eyesight) who helped me clear my name, saying that I did indeed have godly powers. The moon undoubtedly shook once (or twice). Those who don't admit that it was a moonquake are prejudiced and refuse to believe in the miracle that happened in front of their eyes.
"Big brother Ye, what happened?" Xing Xing asked me with a puzzled expression after returning to the campus.
"What else could it be? Big brother Ye's martial arts are superb! " Xing Erhu, whose face was still swollen, said loudly, "Big brother Ye, you have to teach me Yin Yang Sanshou, I don't want to be bullied anymore!"
I nodded, "You guys have been with me for a long time, even if you don't have any merits, you still put in a lot of effort. If you want to learn Yin Yang Sanshou, I'm more than happy to teach you — — but I have to tell you in advance, no matter how long you practice Yin Yang Sanshou, you won't be able to make the moon shake. "
"We know that!" Xing Erhu laughed, "Hitting the moon was a plan Big brother Ye came up with to escape! I just need to learn the Street Light Strike Aerial Force! "
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I don't have Aerial Force either, it's just a smokescreen. I had no choice but to use it for various reasons."
Xing Erhu blinked in disbelief. Xing Xing asked curiously, "Although I guessed that Big brother Ye was using magic, how did you do it? I didn't see it at all! You can already go on the Spring Festival Gala! "
I smiled mysteriously, "Magic is worthless once it's revealed. Although I don't eat magic, I'd be letting other magicians down if I told them the trick. Anyway, it's a long story as to why I know magic. You guys just have to understand that any supernatural power that happens to me comes from magic."
"So that's how it is …" Xing Erhu looked a bit disappointed, "I just made up my mind to quit smoking and practicing hard in order to learn Aerial Force!"
"Don't be discouraged." I patted his shoulder, "Other than the smokescreen, Yin Yang Sanshou is a very exquisite martial art. As long as you work hard, you'll definitely achieve something in the future!"
Then I told the Five Tiger Punishment Squad not to tell anyone about me using magic to promote Yin Yang Sanshou, and they naturally agreed.
"Big brother Ye, don't worry! We, the Five Tiger Punishment Squad, walk the streets with the word 'righteousness' above our heads! Big brother Ye's secret is our secret! Even if someone holds a knife to our neck, we won't say a word! "
After making a solemn promise, Xing Xing said that he had to go to the school hospital to take care of the injuries on Xing Erhu's face and the other minor injuries. I was still thinking about asking Shu Zhe for BWK, so I said goodbye and returned to the boys' dorm.
When I returned to room 222, I discovered that the room was pitch black and Shu Zhe was nowhere to be found.
"Did he abscond to escape punishment …"
I received a call from the class leader right after I sat down to drink a cup of water.
"Ye Lin, I heard about your performance at the park today." The class leader got straight to the point, "Even though Xiao Qin's grandfather told you to bring Yin Yang Sanshou to greater heights, you can't purposely deceive people."
I thought: Did the Five Tiger Punishment Squad leak the information? They do have the tendency to become the class leader's loyal dogs … but I was separated from the Five Tiger Punishment Squad for less than five minutes, there's no time for them to tell the class leader.
"Ye Lin, tell me the truth, how did you blow up Yue Wenshan's phone and extinguish the street lights? Does it have something to do with the causal calculation program? "
As expected of the meticulous class leader, she immediately guessed the crux of the matter. The Five Tiger Punishment Squad didn't even know about the causal calculation program, so it's clear that they didn't tell the class leader. The class leader simply analyzed the information she gathered and came to her own conclusion.
I nodded and said, "That's right. It was the causal calculation program that hacked into Yue Wenshan's phone and the main computer room in the park. Actually, I could have defeated Yue Wenshan without her help, but she did it without my permission, so I had no choice but to cooperate."
The class leader was silent for a while and I could almost see her serious expression as she thought about it.
"Just like what Ai Mi mentioned, do you wear smart contact lenses every time you go out? I'm afraid the causal calculation program doesn't just hack into the computer to turn on and off the street lights, it also searches other people's privacy. "
I paused for a moment. Xiao Yin did provide me with Zhuang Ni, the class leader, and Gong CaiCai's cup sizes, but it's considered privacy for girls.
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