"Bro Ye Lin, I already said I wouldn't put it there, no … I don't want it!"
"Don't, don't touch me! This is going to make me look weird! If you really want to check it, I, I'll open it for you … Ahhh! Don't put anything weird in here! "
For the record, the above was purely my imagination. I was only imagining what would happen if I insisted on checking the trap's anus.
But the search for Shu Zhe has already entered the final step. Even if the chances are slim, I can't allow any blind spots to exist.
I paced back and forth in the bedroom with my hands behind my back. Shu Zhe sat naked on the bed and complained: "Bro Ye Lin, you're too much! Even if I did steal that BWK, why would I hide it in my anus? How can you hide something in your anus? "
I sneered, "Stop pretending, haven't you watched 'The Shawshank Redemption'? Haven't you watched 'Prison Break'? How can you get a lot of contraband in prison? It's all smuggled in by prisoners! In America, there's a thing called 'prison wallet'. It's none other than the prisoner's anus! Drug smugglers often use anus to smuggle drugs … "
"Enough!" Shu Zhe interrupted me, "What did I do wrong, bro Ye Lin, do you have to find an excuse to check my anus? Bro Ye Lin, are you a pervert who wants to rape me? If I tell big sister about this, she will never forgive you! "
I thought about it carefully and it was true. No matter what position I used to check Shu Zhe's anus, it would be hard for me to clear my name as a pervert, let alone get the class leader to forgive me.
"Am I going to fail just like that …"
I suddenly realized that among the cosplay props Shu Zhe took out, there was a long fox tail. The front end of the tail was a commonly seen item from my family's adult goods store.
It was "anal plug".
I picked up the fox tail as if it was a treasure and said to Shu Zhe: "Wow! You bought something like this just to be a trap? Your prison wallet must have a lot of space after you trained with it, right? "
"N-not at all!" Shu Zhe blushed. "That was one of the prizes I got for winning a cosplay photo upload contest on a website! That website is really unreliable. They actually used this kind of thing as a prize … I've never used it before! "
"Really?" I pursed my lips in disbelief, "Then use it on yourself now!"
"Why, why?" Shu Zhe's forehead was covered in cold sweat.
"You still don't understand?" I snorted, "It's to prove you don't have BWK hiding in your ass."
As I said that, I raised the fox tail even higher, making the 15 centimeter long anal plug at the front of the tail shine sinisterly under the light.
"If you put this in your ass right in front of me, I'll believe that you didn't hide anything else in your wallet …"
"Bro Ye Lin, you might as well kill me!" Shu Zhe was on the verge of tears, "How can I endure something that long and thick?"
I glanced at the plug and said disdainfully, "It's not as shocking as you think! What are you worried about? Do you have a guilty conscience? "
"Who has a guilty conscience! It's clearly your standards that are different! "Shu Zhe shrieked," Bro Ye Lin, don't come over! I won't forgive you for the rest of my life if you use that thing to explode my ass! "
I put on a perverted appearance, "Who wants to explode your ass? Keep dreaming! I want you to explode your own ass! "
Right when I was pressuring Shu Zhe, there was a knock on room 222's door.
"Who is it?"
I was startled, I was afraid the class leader would drop by. Even if it was Gong CaiCai, it would still be troublesome.
Fortunately, the voice outside the door answered: "Bro Ye, it's me, I'm Xing Xing."
I let out a long sigh of relief and threw Shu Zhe's blanket at him to cover his body. Then, I opened the bedroom door.
After I opened the door, I saw the Five Tiger Punishment Squad outside. Xing Xing and Second Tiger Xing were stunned when they saw Shu Zhe on the bed.
It's no wonder, Shu Zhe's shoulders were still exposed and he had a pitiful expression as if he had just been violated. Those who didn't know would think he was a short-haired girl.
I knew something was wrong, so I walked out of the room and closed the door behind me. I was talking to the Five Tiger Punishment Squad outside.
Fortunately, the Five Tiger Punishment Squad seemed to have something important to talk to me about, so they didn't pay too much attention to Shu Zhe.
"Bro Ye, you have to get justice for us!"
Xing Xing pointed at Second Tiger Xing who had a bloody nose and swollen face and said to me.
"Today, we, the Five Tiger Punishment Squad, left the school after eating dinner. We went to the park across the street and ended up meeting two brats from Zhonghai Civil and Military School. When they saw we were wearing Qingzi High School's uniform, they asked: 'Where's Ye Lin right now?' Of course we weren't happy, so we replied: 'Is Bro Ye's name something you can call?' In the end, they rolled up their sleeves and beat Second Tiger Xing up. The other brothers also suffered different degrees of injuries … "
I looked at Second Tiger Xing's face and the bruises on the others' arms and legs. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Ever since entering high school, the Five Tiger Punishment Squad have been able to turn over a new leaf under the class leader's control (For example, they moved sports equipment with the class leader at noon today), but their IQ hasn't improved significantly. They don't understand the concept of a wise man not fighting when the odds are against him.
I crossed my arms in front of my chest like a big brother and asked: "The two of them beat you up like this?"
Xing Xing lowered his head in shame, "Actually, only one of them did anything, otherwise we wouldn't have been able to make it back …"
"Did they leave their names?" This incident started because of me, so I can't let the Five Tiger Punishment Squad take this beating for nothing.
"They did, they did!" Xing Xing said excitedly, "They claim to be ranked eighth and ninth among the top ten experts in Zhonghai. They're Duan Shui Liu who practices Karate and Yue Wen Shan who practices Aikido!"
Holy sh * t! And they're all Japanese martial arts sects! Zhonghai's martial arts school is truly inclusive. There are a few young martial artists who use foreign martial arts among the top ten experts, which made me more and more interested.
There's an old saying in World of Warcraft, one of Xiao Ding's favorite games: "There's no strongest class, there's only the strongest player." There's also an old saying in League of Legends that Xiao Ding despises the most: "There's no strongest hero, there's only the strongest player."
Even though I seriously suspect that no matter what MMORPG, the essence is always "there is no strongest XX, there is only the strongest patch", but when placed in the martial arts circle, it can really be said: "There is no strongest fighting technique, there is only the strongest Grandmaster of Combat."
However, I was entrusted to me by gramps Ren before his death. Even if I understood this, I couldn't not brag about my own Yin Yang Sanshou and put all other martial arts in the Mariana Trench.
What's more, I was already bragging about Yin Yang Sanshou to the level of a supernatural ability. If Yin Yang Sanshou couldn't beat Aikido and Karate, then wouldn't it be like Wolverine losing to Rambo, who had a body of flesh and blood?
Thus I asked Xing Xing domineeringly: "Are Duan Shui Liu and Yue Wen Shan still waiting at the park?"
"Yes, yes!" Xing Xing was overjoyed, "They let us come back to report to you! They said if you don't go after half an hour, then you're their turtle grandson … "
I laughed instead of getting angry, "Those who call turtles their grandson are probably turtles themselves! Wait a bit, I'll go change into a pair of more comfortable shoes, then I'll go to the park to get revenge for you! "
"Okay, okay!" The Five Tiger Punishment Squad was excited, "Brother Ye, you're unparalleled. As long as you make a move, those two brats will definitely piss their pants!"
Actually, I didn't just return to the dorm to change my shoes, I also had to secretly put on my smart contact lenses.
Normally speaking, you should take off your contact lenses to avoid any accidents during a fight, but my situation was special and I had to wear them.
First of all, the contact lenses that Professor Yu gave me were made of the most advanced materials in the world. Even if I received a heavy blow, the chances of it shattering would be very low.
Secondly, the reason I was able to boast Yin Yang Sanshou to the level of a superpower was all because of the smart contact lenses and Xiao Yin's search engine. Since I've been appearing on the internet a lot lately, there should be a few people who can recognize me. If they suddenly want to test my superpower, I really can't do anything if I don't wear the smart contact lenses first.
After I was ready, I opened the door for the second time and subconsciously glanced back at Shu Zhe who was on the bed.
Shu Zhe was covered with a blanket and his back was facing the wall. He looked like he was throwing a tantrum.
Damn, do you really think you're a girl! Don't make yourself look like a bullied wife, it's not like I'm a bad husband who goes out to drink with his friends!
The Five Tiger Punishment Squad probably saw Shu Zhe's appearance through the crack in the door again, so they quietly discussed while leading the way:
"Do you guys think Brother Ye got on top of Shu Zhe?"
"It's possible! Two years ago when we helped Shu Zhe take a bath, Brother Ye already couldn't wait to kick us out. Maybe he already got on top of Shu Zhe that time! "
"Ah, if the class leader found out his brother got on top of Brother Ye, who knows how angry he would be! Luckily we kept it a secret for Brother Ye … "
Who got on top of Shu Zhe! You guys are the perverts that have a reaction to Shu Zhe's body! Two years ago, Shu Zhe's body didn't even have breasts and you guys were already like that. If you saw Shu Zhe's new appearance now, wouldn't you pounce on him like hungry tigers?
I ignored the Five Tiger Punishment Squad's discussion and followed them all the way to the park in the middle of the street.
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