I was walking around campus with BWK in my pocket when I saw Gong CaiCai standing in front of the library with a pigeon on her head.
I'm not sure if it's because Gong CaiCai has the ability to see everything on her head, but the pigeon felt very comfortable when it landed on her head. It was as if it landed on a marble statue.
Gong CaiCai wasn't afraid of pigeons, but she was quite surprised that the pigeon thought of her as a statue. Not wanting to disturb the pigeon, Gong CaiCai held the thick English-Chinese dictionary in her arms and stood still. She really began to act like a statue.
Hey! Gong CaiCai, you're too weak! It's fine if you're being bullied by people, but you're being bullied by pigeons!
I quickly walked over and waved my hand to chase away the pigeon on her head.
"Thank, thank you!" Gong CaiCai's stiff neck was finally freed and she thanked me shyly, "You've helped me a lot, I was worried about what to do …"
"What's so hard about it?" I ridiculed, "The pigeon will fly away as soon as you move."
"I, I also thought about that …" Gong CaiCai raised her head and looked in the direction the pigeon flew off, "But I feel like the pigeon didn't land on anyone else's head, but on my head. Maybe it's because my head is more suitable for pigeons to rest on. After the pigeon got tired of flying, it finally found a place to rest. If I suddenly move, will it cause trouble for it? "
"You don't have to be so considerate of the pigeon! It's the pigeon that's troublesome! "
Gong CaiCai, who doesn't even want to hurt pigeons, or rather, pigeons can bully her, is definitely a high risk target for BWK.
The main factor that prevents BWK from taking effect is willpower, and Gong CaiCai's willpower is infinitely close to zero. If she can't even reject a salesman and has been subscribed to Men's Wear for 2 or 3 years, then she might also agree to ridiculous requests after being sprayed with BWK.
Fortunately, Professor Yu and I came up with the idea of taking precautions, otherwise Gong CaiCai might be the one to suffer the most in the future.
"Huh? The pigeon is back! "I pointed to the sky and said to Gong CaiCai, causing her to look up in panic.
Seizing the opportunity, I sprayed the BWK that I had hidden in my palm at the side of Gong CaiCai's face. After a few tries, I became more and more familiar with it. I had the potential to become a repeat offender.
Gong CaiCai's wavy hair fluttered and her body stiffened. I felt that her absent-minded reaction was even more intense than the others, and her eyes were even more unfocused.
Was it because he had a weak physique and low spiritual power? If the entire human race followed Gong CaiCai's standards, Ai ShuQiao probably wouldn't need to continue developing higher level hypnotic drugs.
If Gong CaiCai waited for these five seconds to pass without giving any orders, she would gain permanent immunity to BWK. But since I had nothing to do, I still gave her the standard "Curse of Big Brother".
"Quick …"
However, before she could finish her command, Winnie, who was 20 meters away, smashed her badminton racket and yelled, "Eat my big stick!!"
I almost fainted from anger — — Winnie, didn't you go back to the girls' dorm with Xiao Qin? Why did he come back to play badminton? Also, if you're playing badminton, why do you have to shout vulgarities that would make even boys blush? You must have been led astray by your teammates while playing League of Legends!
On Gong CaiCai's side, the command that drilled into her ears changed from an insignificant "Call me big brother" to an extremely violent "Eat my big stick" …
Normally, a pure child like Gong CaiCai wouldn't know the nicknames of human organs. Unfortunately, she had a shameless and vulgar classmate like Eunuch Cao and a blabbermouth friend like Winnie. So even if she didn't want to learn, she would have at least understood some of the incongruous knowledge.
Thus, Gong CaiCai's face instantly turned into a ripe tomato.
Also, there was a nuclear reaction happening under the skin of the tomato! It was still turning red! It was about to explode!
"Wu … wu … wu, I … I …"
"Crack!"
The English-Chinese dictionary in Gong CaiCai's arms fell to the ground. Her entire body trembled and she didn't know where to place her hands and feet. Her eyes, which were normally filled with innocence and kindness, were currently filled with disbelief and incomprehension.
"Why, why would I have these kinds of thoughts …"
Gong CaiCai covered her scarlet cheeks with both hands and her voice already carried a sobbing tone.
"Ye Lin classmate did chase away the pigeons for me, and he also saved me a few times before. I'm very grateful to Ye Lin classmate, but, but …"
"Wah! I must have turned into a bad child! " Gong CaiCai's emotions became more and more agitated and she finally turned around and ran away in tears. She was gasping for breath as she ran.
"Sob sob sob ~ ~ ~ Finally, not only my body, but even my thoughts have become so perverted! I've become this bad, my parents definitely won't want me anymore! Why would I have those kinds of thoughts? I just wanted to be a quiet seashell … "
In my heart, there were a million 'grass mud horses' galloping across.
I never expected things to develop like this. According to her own account, after being sprayed with BWK and given an order, the order would naturally become a thought in the victim's mind. If that's the case, then Gong CaiCai mistakenly thought that the idea of 'eat my dick' was not instilled into her by someone else, but came from her own mind!
Of course Gong CaiCai would misunderstand that she became a bad child when such a filthy thought flashed through her mind! Winnie, it's all your fault! Why didn't you obediently go back to the girls' dorm to take a nap, why did you come to the sports field to play badminton? Even if you're playing badminton, don't curse!
I felt like I couldn't let Gong CaiCai misunderstand me like this, so I planned on chasing after her to explain. But Gong CaiCai fell to the ground before she could even run ten steps.
Fortunately, the class leader was directing the Five Tiger Punishment Squad to move the sports equipment. When she saw Gong CaiCai about to fall, she quickly threw the cushion in her hands. Her speed and landing point were perfect, so Gong CaiCai didn't get hurt when she hit the cushion.
"CaiCai, what's wrong? Why are you crying? "The class leader helped Gong CaiCai up.
"I, class leader, I …" Gong CaiCai choked with sobs, "Anyway, I've already become bad! I've become very perverted! Class leader, don't mind me, let me fend for myself! Otherwise, I'll infect you with perverseness … "
The class leader was bewildered, "Are you joking? If you're a perverted child, then there aren't any pure good people in the world! Don't even mention infecting me with perverseness … If you're not worried I'll infect you with a cold, then come and tell me what happened. "
The class leader helped Gong CaiCai away and I missed a good opportunity to catch up to her and explain.
Gong CaiCai's pure heart was tainted by this incident, so I was at fault (Winnie couldn't escape her responsibility). But at least it prevented Gong CaiCai from being harmed by BWK, so the overall benefits outweighed the disadvantages.
I picked up Gong CaiCai's dictionary from the ground and thought about when I should return it to Gong CaiCai. At the same time, I began my vaccinations at school.
Coincidentally, I bumped into my dad who was just coming out of the library. As someone close to him, I had to make him immune to BWK, so I couldn't be sloppy.
Thus I purposely lowered my gaze and yelled: "There's a ¥100 bill on the ground!"
My dad immediately looked at the ground with a burning gaze and I took the opportunity to spray a cloud of BWK gas in his face.
My dad immediately fell into a yawning state due to lack of oxygen. With Gong CaiCai as an example, I decided to quickly and clearly give out orders to prevent any accidents from happening again.
Of course, I'm not stupid enough to place an 'older brother curse' on my own dad, I'm not interested in becoming the older brother of all humans.
"— — Give me ¥300 as pocket money!"
I stated one of the most common requirements of a son and a daughter.
Dad's expression froze, then he mechanically took out his wallet, took out three Grandpa RMB notes and handed them to me.
"It must have cost a lot to take them to the zoo this weekend, right? If you don't have enough money, you can ask me. After all, I just got a new salary … ah, wait! "
My dad checked his wallet and remembered he already gave most of his salary to Auntie Ren. After giving me ¥300, his wallet became even more shriveled and pitiful.
I returned ¥200 to my dad and said: "I haven't spent all my money yet, just give me ¥100. If I need pocket money in the future, I'll just ask Auntie Ren."
My dad was still muddle-headed under the influence of BWK. He accepted the ¥200 I returned to him and looked down at his feet. It seemed like he was still thinking about how I lied to him about 'someone dropped money on the ground'.
I suddenly remembered, other than my dad, Auntie Ren's BWK immunity must also be achieved soon.
But I'll leave this task to Xiao Qin. Because of historical reasons, I always get nervous when I face Auntie Ren. Also, I always feel like I'm reminded of the 'adoptive mother hypnosis' video when I spray BWK on her.
At this time, the bell for the first class in the afternoon rang, which meant the lunch break was over. I was torn between going to class or skipping class to find Ai Mi, but in the end, I chose to go to class.
It wasn't because my sister complex got better, but because I was discovered by the class leader when I was about to skip class. I had no choice but to obediently return to class under her gaze.
The first class in the afternoon was math class. I was in math class B and coincidentally met Gong CaiCai, who was also in math class B. (Gong CaiCai conservatively chose to have all B's in her class)
In order to return the English-Chinese dictionary to Gong CaiCai, I took the initiative to sit next to her.
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