In math class B, I sat with Gong CaiCai because I had to return her English-Chinese dictionary.
The math teacher was a skinny old man with a hale and hearty spirit. He didn't have any obvious flaws other than occasionally lecturing us on life philosophy during algebraic geometry.
After I returned the English-Chinese dictionary to Gong CaiCai, I realized I forgot to bring my math textbook (I mistakenly brought physics), so I asked Gong CaiCai if I could read the same book as her, Gong CaiCai weakly agreed.
"… Aristotle's wife was a shrew. When he was lecturing his students on philosophy, his wife poured a basin of water to wash his feet …"
The math teacher suddenly became a philosophy teacher. I seized the opportunity to ask Gong CaiCai:
"What happened to you at noon? Did you get hurt? What did you and the class leader talk about afterwards? "
The three questions made Gong CaiCai very nervous. She guiltily glanced at the math teacher on the podium and found that the math teacher was very engrossed in Hegelian materialism. She then answered me in a voice as quiet as a mosquito:
"No, nothing, my mind was just a mess, I'm fine now …"
Gong CaiCai didn't know how to lie at all. Her eyes were still red.
I thought about it and tried to make Gong CaiCai believe that she didn't become a bad person while hiding the existence of BWK.
Now wasn't the time to reveal BWK to the public. Although Gong CaiCai didn't like to gossip, her mouth wasn't sealed either, so it was hard to avoid the truth being exposed.
On the other hand, I didn't mind telling the class leader about BWK. I could even ask the class leader to help me track down the half a bottle of BWK that her brother stole.
"Actually." I said to Gong CaiCai, "Being pure and flawless isn't necessarily a good state. My dad once taught me: If you don't know what filth is, then there's no point in being pure. A pure person who doesn't know anything is extremely fragile. Don't think you're also impure just because you heard Eunuch Cao, the Five Tiger Punishment Squad, or even Winnie talk about impure things … a good comrade is one who doesn't get stained by the mud! "
It seems that I have been led astray by the mathematics teacher on the podium. When he was lecturing on philosophy, I was also lecturing on philosophy. I learned from him and received some of his teachings.
"But, but …" Gong CaiCai's delicate fingers tightly gripped the pages of the textbook, showing the confusion and struggle in her heart.
"But not only did I hear people talking about obscene things, but I also had obscene thoughts that I didn't understand … I must have been contaminated, right? It won't be long before he gets arrested by the police, right? "
Why did the police arrest you? Do you think they are Indian police?
"The human brain is a very unreliable memory." After Xiang Gong CaiCai finished talking about philosophy, I began to teach her about biology. "A person's thoughts change rapidly. It's all generated after receiving information from the outside world. From this point of view, people don't have their own thoughts. Don't care too much if you suddenly have a bad thought in your head. Actually, other people also have a lot of bad thoughts, it's just that they don't care as much as you do."
"For example, me." I pointed at myself with my thumb, "When I saw an Arab can marry four wives, I felt jealous and wanted to marry forty wives in the future …"
As a result, my voice was a bit loud and was heard by Jiang Qian, who was sitting in the front row. She glanced at me and snorted, "You really overestimate yourself, do you think you're Alibaba or the Forty Thieves?"
With Jiang Qian's words, my happy life with forty wives immediately turned into a bunch of unshaven men engaging in homosexual activities. Gong CaiCai was rarely amused, but she immediately covered her mouth as she felt that it wasn't polite enough.
"What does that have to do with you?" I glared at Jiang Qian, "It doesn't matter how many wives I marry. You already have three boyfriends. "
Jiang Qian's gaze swept past her three boyfriends and said coldly, "They're all my pursuers, it's not like I agreed to be their girlfriends."
"Students, please be quiet." The math teacher said from the podium, "Let's take a look at the sixth question on page 54, Geng YuHong, answer it …"
Gong CaiCai gradually accepted my words about purity and human thoughts while Loud Mouth was called in front of the blackboard.
"Umm … what you're saying is that if you have bad thoughts in your head but don't put them into practice, it doesn't count as doing bad things, and you won't become a bad child?"
"That's right." I nodded, "Buddhism also treats eliminating evil thoughts as a form of cultivation. In the information age, it's impossible to not have evil thoughts in your heart unless you live in seclusion in a barren mountain. As long as you don't put your evil thoughts into practice, you'll still be the same as before, understand? "
Gong CaiCai replied with a "hmm", as if she understood, and fell into deep thought.
Ever since my dad was abandoned by Ai ShuQiao, he spent nearly 14 years thinking about life. He also told me a lot of the religious concepts and life philosophies he learned at the dinner table, so I knew a little bit about the world's religions, which was more than enough to fool Gong CaiCai.
After solving Gong CaiCai's problem, the next chemistry class was in the science lab. I took the opportunity to spray a lot of BWK gas into a flask, then I told Loud Mouth, Eunuch Cao, and the Five Tiger Punishment Squad to sniff it and silently immunize them.
"What a nice smell! What is this? What kind of chemicals were used to make it? "
After the incident, apart from asking this question, no one noticed anything unusual.
I didn't give them any orders when I immunized them to prevent confusion, so I had no way of knowing who was naturally immune and who was immunized after coming into contact with BWK.
After eating dinner with Xiao Qin in the cafeteria, I noticed there wasn't much BWK left in my pocket. It could be used less than five times.
Xiao Qin was very happy after I told her I might need her to immunize Auntie Ren against BWK.
"Maybe I can get my mom to buy me a more accurate tablet! A good tablet is very important for a mangaka like me! "
I expressed my condolences for Auntie Ren's wallet in my heart, then I planned on going to the principal's building to find Ai Mi and quickly immunize her against BWK.
Although it's fine to let the non-lolicon Dr. Yu vaccinate Ai Mi, as her brother, I didn't plan on giving up this honor and wanted to do it myself.
In the end, I excitedly ran to the principal's building, but I was told that Ai Mi was taking a shower and she was going to sleep right after.
It seems she had a fight with the Pisces sisters on Facebook last night, so she stayed up all night because of the time difference. She was in low spirits today, so she had to sleep early.
"I see, then don't disturb Ai Mi, I'll come back tomorrow."
I returned to room 222 early since my plans were disrupted. At this time, Shu Zhe still hadn't returned, I don't know where he went.
After I locked up my bottle of BWK, I began to search Shu Zhe's bed, inside and outside of his wardrobe.
Damn, he has so much makeup! Xiao Qin and Auntie Ren's makeup combined might not even be as much as yours!
I took off the lid of every container that could hold liquid and smelled it to see if there was any BWK inside.
I didn't find anything, so I flipped his wardrobe upside down. I reached into every pocket, but I still couldn't find any trace of BWK.
It looks like the only thing left was the wardrobe that Shu Zhe used to store traps, but it was locked …
While I was thinking, Shu Zhe came back with a bottle of sports drink. Seeing that his bed was really messy and the clothes that were originally placed in the closet were all over the place, he knew that I did a big search on him.
"Bro Ye Lin, what are you doing! How can you go through other people's stuff? "Shu Zhe said," I didn't take your BWK! It's just your misconception if you think there's less! "
"Shut up!" I said rudely, "If you know what's good for you, then hurry up and hand over what you stole, or else you'll suffer in the future!"
Shu Zhe still wanted to quibble, but I raised my eyebrows, slammed my hand on the desk and ordered: "Open that locked wardrobe! I'm going to check if you've hidden anything in there! "
"Hey, bro Ye Lin, don't go overboard!" Shu Zhe had a face full of unhappiness, "You know why the wardrobe is locked, I don't want …"
"If you don't open the lock, I'll break it open!"
Seeing that I was serious, Shu Zhe had no choice but to find the key and open the lock of the trap closet.
The reason I was in a hurry to find BWK from Shu Zhe was because I thought of something important on the way back to room 222.
Even if I told the class leader about BWK's existence, I couldn't let the class leader ask Shu Zhe for me. Otherwise, Shu Zhe might say that I used BWK on the class leader and made her call me bro.
Thus, I could only observe him with my fiery eyes. I watched as he took out one outfit and wig after another from the trap closet. At the same time, he tightened his belt again and again, making a crisp sound as a threat.
As I expected, the trap wardrobe was filled with all sorts of dazzling and pointless cosplay props. There were at least 15 or 16 bras, and they weren't padded — — Shu Zhe already had his own stock.
But I still couldn't find any traces of BWK. In order to prevent any possibility, I told Shu Zhe to take off his clothes in front of me, but I still couldn't find what I was looking for.
"Bro Ye Lin, can I put on my clothes now?"
Shu Zhe asked as he kneeled on the bed while trembling with his left and right hands covering his chest and lower body.
"Damn." I ignored him and said to myself, "Does it look like it's hidden somewhere on campus? It would be hard to find such a small bottle if it was buried underground, it could even be hidden in a chrysanthemum … "
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