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"Your whole family is this Young Master's disgusting image! A lifetime of disgusting image! " Jun Moxie said with difficulty, and suddenly roared: "Fatty Tang, I've taken you in today, if you can't build a business empire for me, I'll pull out all the fat in your body and use it as a sky lantern! Remember what I said today! "
"This is what I was born to do." Tang Yuan raised his fat neck with great effort and said in a very proud manner, "First, tell me your plan. I'll see if there's anything I can do to improve it. Then, I'll give you some pointers. Then, you can watch as this young master shows off his fists and feet. I'll see how all the gold and silver in the world fall into your hands!"
"It's you in my arms!" Jun Moxie corrected: "You're not only responsible for making money for me, but you're also responsible for spending money for me! Otherwise, what's the use of making money? If you can't use it properly, even piling up a mountain of gold is useless! "
As he said that, he took out a few pieces of paper from his bosom. "I don't have time to talk to you, this is my plan. Take a look, I don't really understand these things. You claim to be an expert, so give me some advice, and we'll be doing this from now on." As he said that, he patted a certain vital part of Tang Yuan's body, and walked out amidst Fatty Tang's pig-like screams and curses.
Tang Yuan muttered disdainfully: "I've been doing business all my life, and you're the one who wrote a business plan for me to look at? This is f * cking hilarious! Let me take a nap first, then I'll revise and teach you. "He closed his eyes, stuffed the pieces of paper from Jun Moxie under his pillow, and fell into a deep sleep.
It wasn't that Jun Moxie didn't like Fatty, but that Young Master Jun was really busy, very, very busy. For the past two days, whether he was walking or sleeping, he'd been researching that strange Yin Yang Escape technique — the ability to become invisible at any time, anywhere, was simply a life-saving talisman. As long as I master this skill, who can do anything to me? Even if all the Supreme Martial Artists in the world, Shen Xuan, were to surround and attack me, I would become invisible with a single hand seal. Hmm, you bunch of stupid birds, how are you going to kill me if you can't see me?
Therefore, Jun Moxie worked tirelessly and brought out his greatest enthusiasm to cultivate the Yin Yang Escape. In order to experience this technique, Jun Mo Xie had used up all the Qi in his body more than fifty times in a single day. More than fifty times, he had emptied his body of Qi, and was completely exhausted …
Even though the Hongjun Pagoda provided him with a strong supply of spiritual energy, but Jun Moxie's supply still couldn't meet the demand. He had to study the Yin Yang Escape technique every second, and the amount of spiritual energy needed to activate it was extremely large. Often, in less than two practice sessions, Jun Moxie's painstakingly accumulated spiritual energy would be depleted. Therefore, the Hongjun Pagoda would crazily produce spiritual energy to replenish it. Then, Jun Moxie would practice again. Then, he would find time to replenish it again … The cycle repeated itself.
However, this repeated process also brought about a virtuous cycle for Jun Dashao. It directly caused Jun Moxie's cultivation to rise to a new level in these two days.
However, the disadvantage of Jun Dashao was that he didn't have a good teacher to guide him. He could only rely on himself to explore. This was equivalent to the blind touching an elephant. Little by little, he suffered a lot.
What really made Jun Moxie depressed was that it seemed that there was no effect at all. He practiced until he was physically and mentally exhausted. Even his soul, which seemed to know nothing about fatigue, was tired. If there was any effect, it would be that the little loli Ke Er was a little crazy. That was the only effect that could be seen from it …
"Ke Er, can you see me?"
"I can see you. Young Master, what do you mean? Are you telling me a joke? "Ke Er opened her big round eyes and tilted her head, looking at him in confusion.
"Oh …" Jun Moxie flashed back to the study.
"… Young Master, excuse me. Why are you blocking my way?" Ke Er raised her head.
…
"… Young Master, don't pull my clothes."
…
"Young Master, you are messing up my hair …"
…
"Young Master, why are you sticking your face to the wall? Are you feeling uncomfortable? "
So, Jun Moxie angrily ended the wall test.
"Young Master, you are very strange today …"
"Gege, Young Master, your posture is very ugly …"
… … …
"Ah! Young … Young … Young Master, what are you … what are you … ah … ah … don't hit your head against the tree. If you have a headache, I will call a doctor for you … "The little loli was completely scared …
… …
"Fu * k!" Jun Mo Xie was going crazy. "How the hell do I train with this broken thing? Aren't you playing with me?! "After experimenting hundreds of times, Jun Moxie silently sat down under a big tree in the courtyard. In order to practice this escape technique, Jun Dashao had paid a painful price. At the very least, his forehead was red because he wanted to go through the wall …
The top of his head was bumpy like the head of the Buddha; he was experimenting with the escape technique …
Leaping high into the air, he fell head first onto the ground, and with a loud thud, he saw stars all around him...
His clothes were on fire, and his body was covered in blisters. This was the only result of practicing the escape technique …
As for the Wind Escape technique … cough cough, Jun Dashao didn't know about it for the time being. As for the Yin-Yang Escape technique … "Damn it, do I have to go to hell to practice it?"
"If I continue to practice, I might cross over again …" Jun Mo Xie looked at his scarred body with a sad expression. He suddenly lowered his head, and his disheveled hair stuck into his crotch. Then, he rolled on the ground like an egg …
Little Ke was scared to death!
Grandpa Jun had often been away from home ever since he had handed over his position as the Family Head to his son, Jun Wu Yi. Moreover, Jun Wu Yi had also learned the art of disguising himself. So, it was impossible to see his shadow. Therefore, the Little Loli was left with no choice but to ask Guan Qing Han. Swearing and shedding tears, he finally managed to invite Guan Qing Han over.
When Guan Qing Han arrived, she saw Jun Dashao with his head stuck in his crotch. His whole body was bent into a ball, and rolling on the ground …
The worst part was that his clothes weren't covering his body … for example, the big hole on his buttocks was very white and dazzling, although the skin was very smooth … Bah, what am I thinking about …
"What are you doing?" Guan Qing Han was a little surprised, and coldly looked at her brother-in-law: "Is it fun to abuse yourself?" I really don't know what's wrong with this guy. What's wrong with him? Look at him, he's even more artistic than a beggar! "
Jun Mo Xie raised his head blankly, and mumbled something to himself. His eyes were bloodshot, and he stared at Guan Qing Han for a while. But, it seemed as if he hadn't seen anything. Then, he suddenly held his head in his hands, and started to ponder. Then, he jumped up with a 'wa ha' sound, and crashed into a tree with a 'bang' sound. Then, he fell back down, and sprawled on the ground. His eyes were looking at the sky, but they were filled with a look of contemplation …
Guan Qing Han was angry and amused at the same time. She scolded, "Why are you still not standing up? What kind of behavior is this?! You're the only descendant of the third generation of the Jun Family! "
But now, Jun Moxie's mind was completely immersed in the study of the Yin Yang Escape. Once he was focused, there was no distractions in his mind. To put it nicely, he didn't care about anything around him. But to put it bluntly, he was stubborn, and wouldn't turn back no matter if he hit the wall or not. Even if his head was bleeding, he would continue to hit the wall. How could he hear what Guan Qing Han was saying? He didn't even know that his beautiful sister-in-law, Guan Qing Han, was already in front of him!
This was what he was persistent about, and it might also be the reason for his success. No matter what he did, he would concentrate all his energy and intelligence, and do his best!
He furrowed his brows and thought hard for a while. Then, he suddenly leaped up and landed on the ground with his head down and feet up …
"Bang!" Jun Moxie twitched a few times, and his eyes rolled back. He smiled foolishly and said: "I need to quickly practice martial arts, so that I can peep at my beautiful sister-in-law bathing …" Then, his body stiffened, and he fainted.
Only God knows how this sentence slipped out of his mouth! Perhaps even Jun Moxie himself didn't know why he would say such a sentence in such a muddle-headed situation …
My God, God, and God, what is this!
In front of his beautiful sister-in-law, he said that he wanted to peep at her bathing …
Guan Qing Han was so angry that her delicate body trembled, and her pretty face turned pale!
"Young Mistress, Young … Young Master's mind … is muddled now. He's talking nonsense, please don't take it seriously. Young Master … he … he has improved a lot recently." Ke Er's face was red, and she waved her hands in embarrassment, stammering as she explained.
Guan Qing Han's eyes were spitting fire, and she snorted coldly: "Ke Er, now even you are helping this bastard to do evil?" Without saying a word, she rushed forward, and with a "bang", she kicked him heavily. Thinking that it wasn't enough to vent her anger, she wanted to kick him again.
Jun Mo Xie let out an 'oh no', and stood up from the ground. His expression was one of pleasant surprise, joy, and bewilderment. His expression changed several times in an instant, and it seemed incomparably strange.
Guan Qing Han didn't say a word, and her eyes were filled with tears. What Jun Moxie said just now could be said to be a great humiliation to her! She opened her hand and slapped Jun Moxie's face.
Jun Moxie raised his head, took a step back, and dodged the slap. He said in surprise: "Sister-in-law, everything was fine. What are you doing?" Based on his intuition, that slap just now was definitely not at the level of beating him up in a normal sparring session. If he really took that slap, he reckoned that half of his teeth would fall off!
"You know it in your heart! You bastard! "Guan Qing Han shouted angrily, and her pretty face was as cold as frost. She pressed forward step by step.
Jun Moxie took each step carefully, and calmly dodged, "I don't remember offending you, sister-in-law. Why are you like this today?"
"How else do you want to offend me?" Guan Qing Han saw that this bastard brother-in-law was so shamelessly quibbling. She snorted coldly. Seeing that she couldn't do anything to him with her fists and legs, she suddenly pulled out the long sword from her waist. The sword light flashed in the air, and with a swoosh, it stabbed towards Jun Moxie's shoulder.
Jun Moxie was shocked. What's going on? She actually used a knife? Confused, he rolled and crawled to avoid the attack. He had already overdrawn his body's Xuan power no less than a hundred times today. He was already physically and mentally exhausted. At this moment, he suddenly understood something, and the spiritual energy that he had painstakingly replenished was depleted once again. Now that he was facing Guan Qing Han, it was tantamount to being abused. Especially when he couldn't fight back, naturally it was even worse!
With a bad thought, he made a prompt decision, and quickly turned to run. Ke Er jumped and jumped to stop Guan Qing Han, but with her insignificant cultivation, how could she stop the raging Guan Qing Han? When Fatty Tang heard the noise outside, he lied on the bed and shouted: "Murder …"
Immediately, it was a mess.
At this moment, the gatekeeper ran over, "Young Master, Young Madam, Jiang Nan's housekeeper, Lord Guan, and two young masters have brought people to visit."
Guan Qing Han cried out, and her long sword fell to the ground.
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