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Suddenly, he felt a cooling sensation on his head. It turned out that the Hongjun Pagoda's spiritual energy had surged down in a direct manner, all the way to his dantian, and then swept upwards. Jun Moxie immediately felt the suffocating feeling disappear. He couldn't help but feel refreshed, and quickly used this new wave of spiritual energy to recover his strength. When he had recovered a third of his strength, he couldn't wait any longer, and quickly used the Yin Yang Escape technique!
Puff! Jun Moxie finally poked his head out of the ground, and breathed in fresh air. He suddenly felt as if he had come back from the dead, and greedily breathed in. My god, I've never realized that this air is actually so cute and delicious …
Panting heavily, Jun Moxie actually didn't realize that only half of his body had poked out of the ground, and that the lower half of his body was still buried in the soil …
"Young Master!!!" A high-pitched voice suddenly rang out, and the little loli Ke Er ran over, crying as she ran. "Young Master, what happened to you? Who did this? How could they be so heartless, so immoral, burying a living person, boohoo … "
Jun Moxie:&& * (¥# # # …
I can't possibly tell this little girl that I buried myself, right? That's too shameful! No, even if you beat me to death, I can't say it. Grandaunt, don't shout anymore, you're deliberately letting more people know about this Young Master's embarrassing matter!
After a Herculean effort, he finally convinced the little loli to stop her surging tears. With great difficulty, Jun Moxie 'pulled' himself out like a green onion on dry land. His waist hurt, his legs were sore, and there wasn't a single part of his body that didn't feel uncomfortable. This was all solid ground, but there wasn't a single crack. It would be strange if he didn't feel uncomfortable!
Although Ke Er was one of his people, the less people who knew about this strange matter, the safer it would be. Jun Moxie originally wanted to recover his spirit, and once again use the technique, he would be able to pull himself out without any injuries. However, he was accidentally discovered by Ke Er, and Jun Moxie was in for a tragedy.
He couldn't just pull himself out in front of the little loli with a 'whoosh', and then leave a hole in the ground, right? Wasn't that too ridiculous? Wouldn't he scare this little girl out of her mind on the spot? If he couldn't keep his mouth shut and blurted it out … then Jun Sun-shao would be in big trouble …
After digging a big hole in the ground, Jun Moxie crawled out in exhaustion. He lay on the ground and groaned.
After reminding the little loli not to say anything, Jun Moxie was about to return to his room when suddenly —
"Oh my god!
Hit-man Jun had never lost so much face in both of his lives. But today was the day he had lost so much face!
"Third Young Master, my dearest Third Young Master … Brother Mo Xie, Uncle, my dearest Uncle! Where are you, where are you? Come quickly, come quickly … "Fatty Tang's cries resounded through the sky like a pig being slaughtered. That kind of intense surprise had already surged to the extreme, like a pervert who hadn't been able to find a wife for eight lifetimes, suddenly seeing the seven fairies in the sky bathing in front of him …
Jun Moxie nervously pushed open the door to Fatty's room, only to find that Tang Yuan's personal maid was already scared like an old sow sifting chaff, hiding behind the door and trembling incessantly. It was the middle of the night, and Fatty Tang's earth-shattering howl had attracted the attention of the Jun Family's patrolling dogs in unison; it was a magnificent sight to behold.
"Oh God …" Fatty Tang continued to chant, his eyes brimming with tears as he looked at Jun Moxie, his body trembling violently to get out of bed. His expression was incomparably excited, his small eyes that were half covered by his fat were miraculously wide open, and his face was radiant with the radiance of pilgrimage; this appearance was like that of a devout Buddhist who had suddenly seen the Buddha appear in front of him …
"My God! Uncle … lie down, lie down quickly … "Jun Moxie took three steps at a time, if he really let this Fatty fall out of bed, he reckoned that this guy would be crippled for the rest of his life. If he let this guy become crippled in his own home, then it would be the same for him. How could Jun Moxie not be anxious?
"I, I, I, I, I, you …" Tang Yuan's eyes were brimming with tears, his lips trembling: "I, I, I … you, you, you …"
"You what you? Stop 'you' and 'me'! "Jun Moxie squinted his eyes, his anger rising:" Fatty, I'll call you big brother, alright? Please don't be so excited, it's already the middle of the night, even if you don't rest, you have to let others rest. You have some pity on my night patrol dogs, they've been working hard for the whole day, why don't you let them rest? Why are they accompanying you in the middle of the night and excitedly barking? "
"I, I, I, I … I'm going to f * cking die!" Tang Yuan stared straight at Jun Moxie, suddenly sobbing: "Third Young Master, I really didn't know that you actually have such a talent, the wisdom to bring peace and stability to the country, the unfathomable schemes, the world-shaking mind, the truly unparalleled genius, the peerless talent, the brilliance of the world … My, my, my worship for you, is like a surging river, surging wave after wave, like the eternal Tian Fa Forest, like the eternal snowy peak that connects the sky, like the eternal surging of the boundless ocean. F * ck me, my f * ck me, you really …"
"Stop!" The series of flattery made Jun Moxie confused, but at the same time, he felt that he was not being praised. Finally, he used a bit of clarity to stop Fatty Tang's endless chatter: "What exactly are you trying to do?"
This Fatty must be plotting something, how am I talented? Although this is the truth, everyone can see that I'm so talented, even a Fatty like you can see that I'm just an introvert!
"This business plan …" Fatty Tang's hands trembled as he pinched a few pieces of paper in his hands: "Was it really written by you? You didn't hire a gunman? "
Jun Moxie nodded his head in confusion: "Yes, why? Why would I hire a gunman for this? "
There was really no need to hire a gunman. In his previous life, Jun Dashao was the King of Assassins. As he often needed to disguise his identity, he still needed to master some basic knowledge, such as the business plan given to Fatty. That business plan was not considered top-notch, perhaps any graduate from a famous business university would be more outstanding than Jun Dashao!
It was just some simple ideas. If it was too in-depth, he would not be able to write it out.
Is there a need for this?!
"What's wrong?! You're asking me what's wrong?! " Tang Yuan was inexplicably excited, he got carried away and grabbed Jun Moxie's hand, holding it with all his might: "Master, Master, please accept a bow from your disciple … No, no, Master, please accept me as your disciple … It's not a problem to be your disciple … Ugh … I'm too excited …"
Jun Mo Xie suddenly felt as if his hands had been wrapped in a thick sponge. He hastily tried to pull his hands out, but Fatty used all his strength to resist. Jun Mo Xie's physical strength was at its lowest point. So, he couldn't pull his hands out no matter what. Then, he heard Fatty plead with tears in his eyes, "Master, master, please be merciful … and accept me as your disciple."
"Fatty, if you keep acting like this, do you believe I'll throw you into the pigsty alive? Just let go of me! " Jun Moxie threatened fiercely, then scratched his head in confusion: "This plan, could it be that there's something good about it?" Could it be that there's really a saying that when a protagonist casually comes up with something, there will be lackeys crying and begging to hug his thighs?!
Fatty Tang reluctantly let go of his hands, but when he heard this, he immediately glared and shouted with dissatisfaction: "What do you mean by 'there's something good about it'? There should be a limit to boasting, even though this is obviously the ultimate treasure of business! It's a huge invention that has never been seen or heard of before! It's a treasure that is worthy of any businessman in the world to worship, study and study diligently for the rest of their lives! But you have to be humble, only then can you have the demeanor of a grandmaster in the business world! "As he spoke, Fatty Tang became excited again.
"Huh? Is it really that good? "Jun Moxie was really doubtful. How did I become a business guru of my generation? After all, he had never really done business before. At most, he was just pretending to be a businessman. This information was only what he had heard and seen in his previous life. He had scribbled down everything that he could think of. He was prepared to let Fatty Tang use his discretion, but he didn't have much assurance in his heart. He didn't expect that Fatty Tang would actually hold it in such high esteem, which was unexpected.
Hitman Jun had obviously ignored the limitations of the two eras he had experienced, and the comparability of the business world …
It's scary to have no knowledge!
But it's even scarier to have advanced knowledge!
Tang Yuan took two deep breaths, and then grimaced in pain. His previous torment had already affected his wounds, but he was too "excited" before, so he didn't feel it. Now that he had calmed down, he naturally felt it. Fatty said with a bitter face: "Third young master, quickly … quickly look at my butt … is it bleeding? It hurts a lot! "
"Blargh!" Jun Moxie retched: "Damn it, I'm not looking! In case you spray it again, this young master still needs to keep this face of mine to pick up girls. "
Tang Yuan was both angry and amused at the same time. He felt pained and embarrassed at the same time. "Motherf * cker! Do you think you can just spit it out whenever you want? I didn't take any medicine today, and I didn't even eat anything … "
Jun Moxie straightened out his wounds, and said in a serious tone: "Fatty, seriously speaking, can this idea really be used?"
"Believe me! This is absolutely the golden rule of all businessmen in the world! It's full of wonderful ideas that have never been seen before! As long as we follow the instructions, and at most make some slight changes, you and I will definitely become the richest people in the continent! " Tang Yuan pointed to the sky and swore: "Third young master, as long as you have the goods, I, Tang Yuan, will open shops all over the continent! Damn it, even if it's the Xuan beasts in the Tian Fa Forest, as long as they have the money, I can open a shop there! "
"That's good!" Jun Moxie exhaled: "In the future, I won't care about this. When you recover, you'll be responsible for everything — remember, as long as it's business matters, whether it's looking for people, buying land, building, hiring, opening shops, keeping secrets … etc. Don't look for me for anything! I'm really not interested in this stuff! "
"Don't worry, I understand. When a master reaches the peak, he will not want to experience a journey without an opponent again. I really understand! This time, I, Tang Yuan, will do it for you. Gold and silver will roll in; just wait and see! "Tang Yuan was full of confidence. As he spoke, his eyes focused on the papers again, and he was full of praise as he looked at them.
"Then I'm going to sleep, I still have things to do tomorrow." Jun Moxie said tentatively.
"Go away, go away. Don't disturb my mood. This is good stuff." Tang Yuan waved his hand, as if he was shooing away a fly, his eyes still fixed on the papers.
"Damn it! Just now you said you wanted to worship me as your master, and now this attitude! You disobedient disciple who deceives your master! " Jun Moxie scolded angrily, but there was no response. Tang Yuan's attention was completely not on him now …
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