< Today's second watch! >
Jun Zhan Tian and Jun Wuyi didn't know that the matter with Fatty Tang was just a child's play. Not only was the root cause of this matter Jun Moxie had been involved, but everything that had happened in the capital over the past few months, including the explosion of the Imperial Tutor Li's dantian, the visit of the Imperial Tutor, and the visit of the Imperial Tutor, had led to Tian Xiang City becoming a place where Gold Xuan Yu Xuan was rarely seen in the past. Earth Xuan Xuan experts, Tian Xuan experts, and Shen Xuan had been guarding the city from the shadows … all of these strange situations had been traced back to this innocent and smiling brat.
"This matter ends here. It must not be leaked!" Grandpa Jun was, after all, a shrewd and astute person. "That old bastard Tang Wan Li is probably half crazy right now. His eyes are green with greed and he wants to find someone to cause trouble for him … Just keep this matter to yourself. As long as that Fatty Tang Yuan doesn't say anything, just pretend that nothing happened."
At this point, Jun Zhan Tian sighed and said, "Fortunately, it was Tang Wan Li's grandson. If it was someone else's grandson, I'm afraid he would have been killed by Zhu Zhu Zhu on the spot. Mo Xie, this is a very dangerous thing to do. Let alone Old Eunuch Zhu, even Old Man Tang might not be willing to let this matter rest if it were to be known by others. "
"What do you mean by that? Could it be that Tang Wanli's grandson was special? Although Fatty and I weren't sincere in our actions, it was just a mischievous act by the younger generation. It shouldn't be that serious, right? Could there be some hidden story behind this? " Jun Moxie really didn't understand. Although Old Eunuch Zhu was an expert of Tian Xuan and had an extraordinary status in the palace, he shouldn't have gone so far.
"That Zhu Zhu Zhu is not just an ordinary eunuch. Mo Xie, I know that you have improved a lot recently. However, you still need to be more cautious in your actions in the future. It is better to be safe than sorry!" Grandpa Jun said earnestly.
"Grandpa, Mo Xie also knows that Old Eunuch Zhu is a Tian Xuan expert, but he is still a eunuch. You won't tell me that he was originally a great general, right?" Jun Dashao said disdainfully.
Hit-man Jun looked down on those who willingly mutilated themselves to enter the palace as slaves!
"Mo Xie, this is really your fault. How could you have known that Zhu Zhu Zhu was not just a general in the past. His position in the Tian Xiang Empire's army was only below that of Old Dugu and me. Only two or three other people could compare to him! It's just that fate makes a fool out of us … "The old man sighed with emotion.
"Ah? Could it be … "At this time Jun Wuyi interrupted," Father, you said that Old Eunuch Zhu, could it be that he is actually the Great General Zhu Conglong who was as famous as you and Dugu Zongheng? But didn't he die in battle? "
Grandpa Jun shook his head. "Other than His Majesty, this old man, Tang Wanli and a few others, no one else knows about this secret. Back when His Majesty was still the Crown Prince, he and Zhu Conglong led the army into battle. This old man led the right army and Dugu Zongheng led the left army. At that time, Tian Xiang was only a small country in its embryonic form. During that battle, the central army was ambushed and we were unable to rescue them in time. The Crown Prince, together with two generals, Tang Wan Li and Zhu Cong Long, were captured. The enemy was determined to humiliate the Crown Prince and destroy the morale of our army. At that time, Zhu Cong Long was handsome and handsome, so he pretended to be the Crown Prince and was imprisoned in the Carrion River. "
"Carrion Stream?" Jun Wuyi and Jun Moxie looked at each other and understood. Just from the name, one could imagine what kind of place that was!
"This old man rushed hundreds of miles to rescue the Crown Prince, and fought to the death with the enemy. At the last moment, they used Zhu Cong Long to threaten me. At that time, Zhu Cong Long's body was no longer in human shape. The Carrion Stream is filled with poisonous insects, snakes, and rats. When he entered, he had already suffered from serious injuries. Moreover, his Xuan Qi was sealed … his entire body was bitten by tens of thousands of poisonous insects. Even his crotch area was in a mess … a pity for a great general, just like that … "Grandpa Jun sighed in melancholy.
So that's how it is! No wonder such an expert was a eunuch! No wonder he had such a serious obsession with cleanliness …
Jun Moxie finally understood. No wonder Eunuch Zhu was so favored in the palace. If it wasn't for him, then His Majesty the Emperor would have been the one to bear all of this. Jun Moxie couldn't help but regret that he had insulted this respectable General …
This was another part of the Hitman Jun's charm. He would admit his mistakes if he was wrong. Of course, he would only admit his mistakes in his heart. His mouth would still be a dead duck's mouth.
"In the end, our side fought back and won a great victory. But Zhu Cong Long was completely disheartened. Moreover, he was injured and sick. His appearance was haggard, and he no longer had the courage to live. For the next few days, he refused medical treatment. He didn't eat or drink. He was determined to die. Tang Wan Li was with him at that time. He said, 'You saved my life. If you don't live, then I won't live either.' So he went on a hunger strike. For the first three days, Zhu Cong Long was indifferent. He was on the verge of death. Tang Wan Li held a knife in front of him. He cut off pieces of his own flesh. He said, 'If you continue to be like this, then I will cut myself into a skeleton in front of you. That way, I won't be able to bear seeing you die first …'
Jun Wuyi and Jun Moxie looked at each other. Their hearts were filled with horror. Recalling the tragic atmosphere at that time, they could not help but feel their souls throbbing. They remembered the high righteousness of those old men. They were even more fascinated.
"Until Tang Wan Li cut himself thirty-three times. He cut off thirty-three pieces of his flesh. Zhu Cong Long suddenly burst into tears. From then on, he began to eat and drink. Tang Wan Li collapsed. His injuries were much more serious than Zhu Cong Long's."
Jun Zhan Tian sighed. "After the war, the Crown Prince ascended the throne. Tang Wan Li was conferred the title of nobility. Zhu Cong Long refused. He voluntarily entered the palace and changed his name to Zhu Zhu Zhu to protect His Majesty's safety. Until now. So the army had one more General Zhu Cong Long, who sacrificed his life for the country. And the palace had one more Chief Zhu Zhu Zhu! "
"To this day, the descendants of the Zhu Family do not know that Zhu Zhu Zhu is Zhu Cong Long. The change in appearance … is too great …"
The room became silent as he finished narrating this secret. Even after so many years, Grandpa Jun was still able to slowly tell the story of the iron blood friendship between the senior heroes. It was still so soul-stirring!
No wonder Grandpa Jun said that if he was not Tang Wan Li's grandson, he would have been killed. So that's how it is! No wonder ah.
Just as Grandpa Jun finished speaking, a servant came in to report: All of the Tang Family's female soldiers had arrived at the Jun Family's main gate with the severely injured and half-dead Tang Yuan, and were requesting an audience with Grandpa Jun …
Grandpa Jun's scalp went numb. Could it be that my grandson has been exposed? They have come looking for me!
With a perturbed heart, he came out to find out that Tang Yuan had been expelled from the Tang Residence. However, his grandmother, mother, youngest aunt, and the other aunts were still worried. So after a discussion and under Fatty Tang's own request, they unanimously decided to temporarily stay at the Jun Residence …
The group of women were originally afraid that Grandpa Jun would not accept Fatty. After all, Fatty's unfilial reputation was there. With Grandpa Jun's character, it would be reasonable for him to refuse. Unexpectedly, Grandpa Jun nodded his head in agreement and sent Fatty and his personal maid to Jun Moxie's small courtyard to settle down. Feeling guilty, he thanked the female soldiers of the Tang Family profusely and hurriedly slipped away. Cough cough, this was all because of my grandson's rotten idea …
Seeing that there was no one around him, Tang Yuan laid on the bed with a mournful face. He struggled to raise his head and speak. "Third Young Master … what did you do? You really killed me." His buttocks were nearly pierced through by Zhu Zhuzhu's palm. It was estimated that in the next few months, this fellow could only lie on his stomach.
"You, you, you, you still said that it was an aphrodisiac? F * ck! That was an aphrodisiac, it was simply … "Tang Yuan was full of energy. He gritted his teeth and looked ferocious." That was simply a laxative! F * ck, I felt that something was wrong the moment I entered the palace. I was barely able to control myself. Later on, that old eunuch used a wooden stick to mess with my chrysanthemum. F * ck! Brother, I couldn't control myself anymore. I f * cking, I, I spat it out … "
"Stop it!" Jun Moxie looked like he wanted to vomit blood. "How could it be a laxative? How could I make a mistake when I made it myself? How could it be like this? "
"I followed your instructions this morning, and ate a bellyful before I went to the Imperial Palace. Then, I ate that pill before I went to see the Old Eunuch Zhu. Ah, it's really strong … … and then … …" Tang Yuan struggled to raise his head and accuse Jun Mo Xie. He denounced with a tearful voice.
"What?!" Jun Moxie finally knew where the problem was. "You ate breakfast this morning? Didn't I say it clearly yesterday? Didn't I tell you not to eat breakfast? Why did you still eat? Would it kill you to skip a meal?! That was originally an aphrodisiac. It was more of a laxative than a laxative. Once there was something in your stomach, how could it be good? "
"Ah?!" Tang Yuan was stunned. After being reminded, he immediately remembered. He immediately beat his chest and stamped his feet. "So it was me who got it wrong …"
"Alright, this can be considered as fulfilling your wish. You've achieved your original goal. Isn't it just a slap? Is there a need to do this? " Jun Moxie was very disdainful. "According to my original plan, you should have suffered a slap too. But you shouldn't have suffered so badly. Now you've pooped all over his face, body, and mouth … Blargh …" Jun Moxie retched. "It's already good enough that you're not beaten to death."
"That's right, I was scared to death at that time. You don't know, that old eunuch was actually an expert from Tian Xuan. He wielded a sky blue light sword and used his Qi to control the sword. He easily stripped me naked but didn't hurt me at all. At that time, I couldn't control myself and thought that it was over. There must be no cure. But in the end, that old eunuch showed me mercy. I heard that it was because he was friends with my grandfather. If it was someone else, they would have been dead by now!"
Fatty Tang was somewhat proud of himself as he said this. Then, he heartlessly said, "Grandpa has finally said that he's going to kick me out of the house. Fortunately, I've been prepared for this. I've saved up a lot of money over the years. Although it's not a lot, it's not a small amount either. This is called being prepared." He suddenly said nervously, "Third Young Master, if you want to gamble, you're not allowed to steal my money. Times are different now, this is all I have."
Jun Moxie was stunned. What's going on? So this guy doesn't have any reaction to being kicked out of the house?
Fatty Tang winked. "Third Young Master, what's wrong with you? We're all family. It's not like you don't know that I've been kicked out three times. Is there a need to be so surprised? I have to put on a show for the outsiders … "
Jun Moxie stared at him dumbfounded. Finally, his neck couldn't support his head anymore. His head free-fell onto the coffee table and even bounced twice!
Ahem, let's digress a little. After all, Fatty Tang is the first successor of the Tang family. It's impossible for him to just follow Jun Moxie around. Therefore, during this period of time, such a plot was arranged. Firstly, it's funny. Secondly, it can be considered as the establishment of the Evil Monarch's faction. En, next, Jun Moxie will start to establish his own faction. Of course, there will be a lot of jokes. Whether it's a battle of wits or strength, it will be very enjoyable. Please rest assured.
During this period of time, Feng Ling's updates have not been satisfactory. I apologize for this. After all, the results of this book are not bad. However, the better the results are, the more pressure there is. Feng Ling won't overestimate himself and say that it's a classic. However, Feng Ling can guarantee that every scene in the book is something that no one has seen before. At least, in a certain aspect, it's unexpected. Currently, we are also working hard in this direction. Of course, the environment of a different world may be similar. Brothers and sisters, please forgive and support me on this point.
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