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Little Ke was so frightened by her Young Master that she trembled. She asked timidly: "Young Master, are you alright …" She thought to herself: Young Master has finally turned over a new leaf for a few months, why is his expression so strange today? There's a hint of the wretched and despicable look he used to have in the past. Please don't turn back into the profligate son of a rich family ah …
In the palace.
Following that angry roar, a huge naked body suddenly shot out like a meteor with a "bang", directly smashing into the last hard wall, creating a human-shaped hole. With a "pa" sound, a lump of rotten meat fell heavily to the ground.
At the same time, an indescribable stench filled the air in an instant …
Tang Yuan, Fatty Tang!
But at this moment, he was already completely unconscious. Blood was flowing from the corner of his mouth, his eyes were tightly shut, and his naked body was sprawled on the ground. There was even a patch of yellow between his crotch …
On his originally perfectly round buttocks, there was a deep palm print. The print was ferociously purplish green, and the edges of the palm print were swollen. There was even blood clotting inside, and it was purplish black. Perhaps his bones were broken. To be able to break a bone in that area, how much strength did one have to use …
Everyone present felt as if they were struck by lightning, their eyebrows twitching wildly. They really couldn't figure out what this Fatty had done to cause the usually cold and aloof Elder Zhu to be so furious!
How tragic, and too pitiful, he was actually beaten to this state, and even the five grains reincarnation items were beaten out …
In the palace, Elder Zhu Zhu Zhu's face was filled with despair, his entire body trembling like a sieve. His previous temperament, cold, calm, and arrogant attitude, had all disappeared …
Old Man Zhu's face was covered in yellow stuff, even covering his eyes, snow-white hair, snow-white eyebrows, snow-white robe, snow-white … In short, there were specks of yellow on many important parts of his body … The scariest thing was that he vomited first … into his mouth …
Jun Mo Xie's plan and Tang Yuan's cooperation had been a freak combination of factors. The timing that Old Man Zhu had chosen was simply too coincidental. Tang Yuan had been enduring for a long time, but he finally couldn't bear it any longer. And, the water had flowed downwards like a waterfall, and had spouted straight down to … uh …
The correct explanation was that the Yellow River had overflowed and burst its banks …
Minister Tang was furious!
Anyone who saw their son being beaten up to the point where he turned from a slightly fatter person into a pile of broken meat would be furious!
Why? My son is just a little bit fatter. Even if you, Old Eunuch Zhu, had the power to decide the life and death of this pass, at most, you could just say that you didn't pass. Was there a need to beat someone to such a state? This was too much! It seemed like Fatty only had one last breath left …
Speaking of which, Fatty Tang's life was saved in such an accident, it was really a blessing from his ancestors! Jun Moxie had only wanted him to fart at the critical moment, but this bastard had changed the doctor's order without permission, and had become even more aggressive, causing the Yellow River to burst. Old Eunuch Zhu, who was obsessed with cleanliness, had suffered such an unexpected disaster today. Not killing him on the spot was already giving His Majesty the Emperor a lot of face, uh, giving Minister Tang a lot of face.
"Zhu Zhu Zhu! What do you mean by this!? Give this old man an explanation! " Minister Tang shouted loudly, his whole body trembling in pain. Looking at his son's miserable condition, he wished he could tear Zhu Zhu Zhu into a thousand pieces!
After a long time, a gloomy voice full of ruthlessness shouted from Lengleng, "Tang Qianyu, if it wasn't for that old man Tang Wanli, neither of you would have walked out of here alive. Now, pick up your bastard son and disappear from this old man's sight! Don't wait for this old man to change his mind and leave both of you here! "
"Everyone outside, get out of here!" Finally, there was a thunderous roar, followed by a heart-wrenching sound of vomiting. It was obvious that Old Eunuch Zhu was vomiting very violently, but why?
It was said that Old Eunuch Zhu was obsessed with cleanliness, could it be that the yellow and white thing under Fatty was burping in response?
Everyone outside looked at each other in dismay as they made their guesses. Then, they all ran away … The smell here was too … strong!
As for Minister Tang, although he was angry, he didn't dare to talk back. A wise man knows better than to fight when the odds are against him, so he quickly took his son to get treatment!
By the time Minister Tang understood the truth, it was already the next day. Old Man Tang Wanli angrily went to the imperial palace to seek justice for his grandson. Just thinking about it made him feel aggrieved. I've been friends with Old Eunuch Zhu for decades, not only did you not ask to let my grandson go, but you actually beat him up like this? This is really intolerable!
The final result of seeking justice was that Old Master Tang thoroughly understood the meaning of "intolerable", so he came back with a face full of dirt and flew into a rage. He had to execute the family law on Fatty Tang. All the women of the Tang family, including Old Madam Tang and Fatty Tang's mother, all knelt on the ground. After much effort, Old Master Tang didn't succeed. Speaking of which, Fatty was indeed seriously injured this time. Apart from the serious external injuries, he also had some internal injuries. If he was really baptized by the family law, he might really be able to pass!
However, the repercussions were still severe. Elder Tang and Minister Tang were both anxious and heartbroken. After all, for the sake of this matter, the Tang Family had poured in a lot of money and favors. It wasn't easy to get through all the connections. As soon as Old Eunuch Zhu passed the test, the whole family would prepare a celebratory feast.
However, at this incomparably critical moment, Fatty Tang's surging, like the Yellow River was overflowing. And this time, it wasn't just a mere description. It was literally surging, straight to the face, body … uh, mouth of Old Eunuch Zhu, who had always been a clean freak!
Not to mention Old Eunuch Zhu, who had always been a clean freak, no one could stand it!
Both Old Master Tang and Minister Tang were so angry at Tang Yuan's earth-shattering action that they lay on the bed. Grandpa Tang laid on the bed with a dull look in his eyes. He kept repeating, "I've always heard about 'having diarrhea at a critical moment', but I always thought it was just a joke. Now, I finally know that this strange and evil thing really does exist. Just because it's strange and rare doesn't mean it won't happen …"
Fatty Tang had just regained consciousness and was still seriously injured when he was chased out of the house by Old Master Tang in a rage! "From today onwards, you are no longer my grandson! You are no longer a member of the Tang family! Get out of my sight! Disappear forever! "
Things had really gotten out of hand!
Fatty was still very loyal. Even under such circumstances, he still didn't choose to betray Jun Moxie. He wailed twice as he was escorted by a group of female soldiers towards the Jun family's house.
This was also the only place Fatty Tang could seek refuge in at the moment. It was also the place that Grandma Tang had designated for her grandson. There were three reasons: First, Tang Yuan and Jun Moxie were best friends. If he didn't seek refuge with him at this time, who else could he seek refuge with? Second, Fatty was injured, and his injuries weren't light. At least he would have a companion at Jun Moxie's place. In any case, Jun Moxie was also recognized as a good-for-nothing, right? Third, the two houses weren't far apart. The female soldiers could visit at any time.
When leaving the Tang family, Tang Yuan issued two orders: First, take away the big cabinet in my room. Second, beat the guy who washes my clothes to death.
The first order was easy to understand. The big cabinet contained all of Tang Yuan's personal savings over the years. The amount was not small. Naturally, he had to bring it with him. In the future, he would have to rely on it to settle down. As for the washerman, that was where Tang Yuan was vicious and merciless. He was a gifted scholar. Moreover, he was a famous scholar from the Golden Scholar Competition! Tang Yuan had deliberately abused this hypocrite scholar and kept him here to wash his clothes. It could be said that he hated Tang Yuan to the bone.
Now that Tang Yuan had been expelled from the family, this fellow was equivalent to being free. Based on this black-bellied scholar's character, he could easily slip out and find a master to oppose Tang Yuan. Hmm, it seemed that this kind of thing was completely possible for that genius to do.
And Tang Yuan naturally didn't want such a ticking time bomb to exist. In any case, he didn't know when he would return, so it was better to get rid of him as soon as possible.
Fatty Tang was currently in a semi-conscious state. After receiving a torrent of abuse from his grandfather and father, he was still able to think of this matter. It was really not easy.
When he arrived at the Jun residence, Jun Zhan Tian was laughing arrogantly in his grandson's small courtyard. With Grandpa Jun's lofty status, it was only natural that he would be the first to hear of such an amusing matter.
Tang Wan Li's grandson had actually defecated in the mouth of one of the Forbidden Palace's top experts, Zhu Zhu Zhu … such explosive news had been verified by Grandpa Jun. He had laughed all the way home. When he returned, Jun Moxie suddenly looked like a chicken that had been struck by lightning. He stood there in a daze.
Oh my god, Fatty, you really dared to release such a fiery script. According to the information that the hitman had gathered from various sources, it seemed that Eunuch Zhu was at least a Tian Xuan expert. In fact, his strength wasn't even below that of his grandfather, Jun Zhan Tian. What kind of person was that?!
Seeing that his grandson had no intention of laughing after hearing such a hilarious joke and was in a daze instead, the old man asked in bewilderment.
Jun Moxie held his head in his hands. He looked like he was crying and laughing at the same time as he said, "This idea, it seems like it's possible, maybe it should be me …" Jun Zhan Tian and Jun Wuyi both choked at the same time. They looked at Jun Moxie, dumbfounded.
Although he added a few uncertain words at the beginning, this information was even more explosive. If Eunuch Zhu knew that this matter was not an accident but man-made, then …
Jun Zhan Tian and his son were both drenched in sweat …
"My original intention was for him to let out a fart while Eunuch Zhu was inspecting … his buttocks. So I gave him a pill to stimulate his breath … "Jun Moxie innocently looked at his grandfather and uncle. "Fatty Tang didn't want to become an official, so … who would have thought that this matter, which was originally quite easy to handle, would become like this under Fatty's hands. God makes fools of people!"
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