< Today's second watch! >
By the time Jun Moxie returned home, Tang Yuan had been waiting for him for a long time. It turned out that this guy had been waiting for Jun Mo Xie ever since he had left the house.
"Tomorrow?" Jun Mo Xie crossed his legs and squinted his eyes.
"Tomorrow!" Fatty Tang nodded like a chicken pecking at rice. His small eyes flashed with expectation: "Third Young Master, my good brother, I'm counting on you. You promised me before."
Fatty acted as if he wanted to pounce on the Hitman and hug him! He was very excited.
"Fatty, don't be so mushy. Don't worry. As long as you do as I say, I'm sure nothing will go wrong. " Jun Moxie wasn't boasting, but he was trying to comfort Fatty. Jun Dashao had been working hard these past few days.
He had already sent people to investigate the Old Eunuch Zhu, and had investigated him thoroughly. Apart from his mysterious origins, he was famous for being impartial and impartial. No one should ever think of abusing his authority. Moreover, he was the most meticulous in his work, and never sloppy. Therefore, His Majesty the Emperor was extremely at ease with anything that was handed over to him. Moreover, the Old Eunuch never betrayed His Majesty's trust, and had never made any mistakes.
In addition, the Old Eunuch Zhu's body was crippled, but he had accumulated a very strange disease over the years: mysophobia!
Mysophobia itself wasn't a big problem, and many people had it. It was nothing more than a love for cleanliness compared to the average person, and it wasn't a bad habit. However, the Old Eunuch Zhu's mysophobia had reached a very, very, very, very, very abnormal level. For example, he would bathe twice a day, regardless of the season, summer, autumn, or winter. No matter how busy he was, he would bathe twice a day. After each bath, he would change his clothes from inside to outside.
Even if someone touched a tree on the road, he would never touch it. Even His Majesty the Emperor couldn't do anything about it. It was said that when His Majesty once gave him a seat, this old eunuch actually took out a snow-white towel from his sleeve and wiped the chair from top to bottom. Only then did he sit on the chair with half of his buttocks raised. Before he could even warm his buttocks, he had to leave again. His Majesty had finished giving his orders. His Majesty was stunned …
As for his personal belongings, no one should even think about touching them. No matter how precious the item was, as long as it was touched by others, it would be discarded. Of course, anyone who touched it would also have to pay a price. If their hands touched it, their hands would be chopped off. If their feet touched it, their feet would be chopped off. Regardless of which part of their body was touched carefully or not, there was only one word to describe it — no more!
His Majesty's eyes were like torches, and he made the best use of people. He ordered Old Eunuch Zhu to be in charge of the Imperial Palace's hygiene. This move allowed Old Eunuch Zhu to hold great power, but it made the maids and eunuchs in the Imperial Palace complain incessantly. Ever since Eunuch Zhu took charge of this area, the cleanliness of the entire Tian Xiang Imperial Palace could be said to be number one in the continent!
The fact that Old Eunuch Zhu had mysophobia wasn't a secret at all. There were simply too many people who knew about this, and many of them had experienced it before. Thus, almost everyone was trying their best to avoid this old fellow, lest they offend this old pervert, regardless of whether they could provoke him or not. Otherwise, the consequences would only be making themselves unhappy in vain. Jun Moxie had no trouble finding out about this.
But this time, Jun Moxie wanted to do the opposite. Destruction was always faster than construction!
With Eunuch Zhu's seriousness in his work, as long as there was nothing wrong with Tang Yuan's body, he would definitely report it. And after reporting it, the Tang family's old man had already arranged everything. Everything was a matter of course.
So, if they wanted to eliminate Fatty, they could only do something to this old eunuch. And, the only thing that could break his sense of responsibility was his extreme mysophobia!
"Fatty, tomorrow, before Eunuch Zhu examines you, take this medicine two hours in advance. Then, when the time comes, this and this, this and this, everything will be settled … "Jun Mo Xie winked at her.
"Then, wouldn't it be … too disgusting …" Tang Yuan pinched the life-saving pill, blinking his eyes in hesitation.
"Then, I don't care. In any case, I've already given you the idea. Think about it yourself. Do you want to go in and become a kowtowing bug, or come out and have fun? Choose one, whatever you like. "Jun Moxie snorted twice.
"Don't!" Tang Yuan grabbed the pill in his hand, the muscles on his fat face twitching. "I'll f * cking throw caution to the wind."
"Brave warrior, face it bravely." Jun Moxie patted his shoulder, his face full of deep affection. "I will give you my blessing. You will succeed. I will silently support you with my spirit. "
"If you can take my place when I get beaten up, that would be for the best." Tang Yuan grumbled. "After this, the old man will probably skin me alive. In order to complete this matter, the family spent a lot of money …"
"All I can say is … I really sympathize with you." Jun Moxie let out a long sigh, his face full of emotions. "After this matter blows over, I will go see you. Mm, don't forget. Before you go, do not forget one thing. Do not eat breakfast. "
Tang Yuan nodded his head solemnly. "I will remember."
Fatty Tang walked away, and Jun Mo Xie continued to laugh until he was far away. However, Jun Mo Xie couldn't even straighten his back as he squatted on the ground …
In fact, Jun Mo Xie was very confident that he could screw this up.
However, Jun Mo Xie had never expected that Fatty Tang would make such a huge blunder. And, this blunder had become a legend in the Xuan Xuan Continent. Tens of thousands of people talked about it with relish, and never got tired of it. And, Tang Yuan's name had become famous throughout the world because of this incident. In fact, he had become a 'celebrity' from head to toe … ….
When Jun Dashao found out about it, there was nothing else he could say. He could only sweat profusely …
Tang Yuan walked out of the Jun Family's residence, bumping into Jun Zhan Tian who was returning with his entourage. Both sides walked face to face. Tang Yuan knew that he could not hide. Besides, he was too big of a target and had no place to hide. He could only step forward and salute.
"Fatty, you came to find my family's Mo Xie again. Did you lose your wife again?" Grandpa Jun glared at him. "What are you up to this time? Mo Xie hasn't seen you much recently, but you've really grown a lot! "
Tang Yuan panicked. Isn't this just a little embarrassing! You're a dignified Duke, do you have to keep talking about it and make things difficult for me, a junior? For a moment, he did not know how to answer and stammered. "No, no." He subconsciously hid his hands behind his back.
"Nothing? This old man is a tiger? Why are you so scared? "Grandpa Jun asked doubtfully." What's that in your hand? Stretch out your hand for me to see. "
"No, it's nothing …" Tang Yuan suddenly became extremely nervous. He shook his head and retreated step by step. Suddenly, he tripped over something and fell to the ground with a plop. Suddenly, the fat on the ground bounced up and down.
Grandpa Jun Zhan Tian laughed. "Look at how scared you are. Do you think that with this old man's status, I would snatch something from you?" He ignored him and walked through the door while laughing.
Tang Yuan wiped his cold sweat and stood up. He was still in a daze when he realized that the pill in his hand had disappeared. He must have dropped it when he fell earlier. This was no small matter. He crawled on the ground and looked for it for a long time before he found it again. This shock, shock, and anxiety caused him to break out in cold sweat. Tang Yuan became confused and could not remember Jun Moxie's instructions clearly. He racked his brains and thought for a long time. Only when he reached the door of his house did he remember: Yes, please, please, please don't forget to eat breakfast!
Sigh, after knowing about this matter, I didn't even have the mood to eat. However, since Third Young Master said so, he must have his reasons. I can only reluctantly eat breakfast. With this thought in mind, coupled with the intense exercise just now, his stomach began to growl.
Early the next morning, Tang Yuan ate until his belly was as round as a ball. Burping, he followed his father. He staggered all the way to the Imperial Palace on his horse, which was swaying from side to side under his weight.
Minister Tang looked around proudly. For the sake of Du Jue's accident, he had invited many doctors to examine his son's body. He was sure that there would be no accident this time. Aside from his son being a little fat, there would be no other problems.
Therefore, Minister Tang was very confident. What was there to be afraid of being a little fat? As the saying goes, a gentleman is not dignified if he is not fat! Minister Tang looked at his son, who was struggling to move his horse. For the first time, he felt that his son's fat body was quite pleasing to the eye. How joyous!
Everyone had their own thoughts on the way to the Imperial Palace. Fatty Tang waited for an opportunity to swallow the pill given by Jun Moxie. He felt that his throat was a little dry, so he grabbed a water ladle and gulped down half of the cold water. Only then did he feel much better.
There were a total of nine people participating in the selection. Four of them were chosen by the big families, and the other five were recommended by the officials. Minister Tang had put in a lot of effort for his son's future in order to get through so many strong opponents.
What he didn't know was that his son was having a headache about this matter. Moreover, his son had already discussed with his best friend, Jun Moxie, how to ruin his plan. If those two people succeeded in their plan, Minister Tang would lose everything he had invested in this time …
Now, it was no longer an "if". Minister Tang was destined to lose everything this time …
Eunuch Zhu's appraisal method was very scientific. He would enter from one side and go home from the other. He didn't want to meet anyone who hadn't been tested yet. Therefore, as more and more people entered, the remaining people became more and more nervous.
It was said that although Murong Qianjun passed the test last time, he had to walk outside for more than a month … Everyone knew about this.
What kind of examination would make Murong Qianjun walk outside? The more people thought about it, the more their legs trembled. They suddenly felt a sense of sympathy.
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