After I made up my mind to catch the Blue Flash Butterfly, I didn't waste any more time on the road. I directly found the stream where the girls secretly swam. Xiao Qin's straw hat was probably there.
In the end, he went back and forth, but he couldn't find Xiao Qin's straw hat.
Did it fall into the stream and get washed away?
I could only unwillingly carry the net and wander around the area for ten minutes, but there was no sign of the Blue Flash Butterfly.
This is bad, I don't have a straw hat that can attract the Blue Flash Butterfly, so I don't have an obvious advantage over the others.
I walked towards the top of the mountain while worrying, hoping to get lucky and bump into the USD $500,000. But I saw two groups of hoodlums fighting not far away.
"It's mine! I found it! "
"What's the point of you finding it! I caught it! "
"Don't steal it! I heard if you kill it, it can only be sold for USD $50,000! "
"Motherf * cker! I'm the Azure Dragon on the left and the White Tiger on the right, you dare hit my nose? Brothers, let's go! "
Because of a small blue butterfly that was trapped in an insect trap, the two sides fought fiercely. They didn't have any suitable weapons in the wild, so they broke branches and picked up stones. In my eyes, this fierce battle was like a prehistoric science film.
Unlike them, I had seen the Blue Flash Butterfly with my own eyes, so I knew that the butterflies in their nets were fake. However, they were blinded by greed and didn't give in to each other. In the end, both sides suffered losses, and they had to withdraw from the butterfly catching army.
Things like this happened continuously. In order to fight over the Blue Flash Butterfly, there were too many hoodlums that got injured (more than half of the people who went up the mountain in less than an hour). Because of this, the special education school sold a lot of spare stretchers and wheelchairs. The bespectacled principal was very happy and said he could finally give the teachers some bonuses.
I was careful along the way and tried to avoid getting involved in the brawl. At one o 'clock in the afternoon, my stomach was growling because I didn't eat lunch. I bumped into the Five Tiger Punishment Squad who were retreating from the top of the mountain.
"What happened to you guys?" I saw Xing Xing's forehead was scratched by some kind of sharp object.
"Don't, don't mention it!" Xing Xing said with a sad face, "I just saw a blue butterfly, and before I could raise the net, someone kicked me from behind! In the end, my head hit a rock and I almost died! "
Second Tiger Xing was even more unlucky. When he was peeing in the woods, a monkey suddenly jumped over and stole the food in his backpack. It even left several scratches on his neck.
So there were monkeys on Cuisong Mountain? No wonder Loud Mouth said the peaches she brought were stolen and she couldn't find the culprit.
"Wild monkeys might carry germs." I said to the Five Tiger Punishment Squad, "Hurry up and take your second brother to the hospital."
Seeing that Xing Xing still didn't want to give up, I increased my tone and said, "Wild monkeys have a high chance of carrying rabies. If you don't take Lao Er to get vaccinated, he might get sick and eat you all!"
The ignorant and incompetent men were now afraid. As they walked down the hill, they whispered to each other.
"Brother Ye really knows a lot. I didn't know that monkeys also have rabies …"
"You don't know anything? Look, the last four of the twelve zodiac animals are monkey, chicken, dog, and pig. There's only a chicken in between monkeys and dogs, so it's easy for dogs to get rabies. "
"I see … but, doesn't that mean the chickens and pigs closest to dogs are more likely to get rabies?"
"Um … probably bird flu and pig and mouth disease are both variations of rabies."
The five idiots left as quickly as they came. Other than lending me an insect net and giving the monkey lunch, they didn't accomplish anything.
I think it's a good thing that they quit as soon as possible. First, they don't lack money, and second, if they met a group of hoodlums who tried to steal the butterfly, wouldn't they be beaten to death?
Following the withdrawal of the Five Tiger Punishment Squad and half of the other hoodlums, there were only a dozen or so butterfly hunters left on Cuisong Mountain other than the students from class 2-3.
The rest were all elites. There were probably three groups of people. One was the young entomologist's buddies (professionals), the intelligent hoodlums (formed an alliance with the old entomologist's son), and a bald brawny man with a mustache. He held a large fishing net in his hand. Although he seemed bold but not astute, his group was the strongest in terms of fighting strength.
I tried my best to avoid these three groups of people so that I wouldn't be alone and would be ambushed by them.
In the end, I climbed to the top of the hill first and arrived at class 2-3's camp where the class leader and the others were.
The main reason is because I was hungry.
The closer you are to an athlete's physique, the easier it is to feel hungry because your metabolism is faster and your body has less fat.
My dad read a few months ago in the book 'Records of North Korea'. During the famine, the tall and strong boxers were the first to starve to death, while the short and shriveled old women survived.
I heard over the phone that everyone was obsessed with the $500,000 bounty and no one wanted to eat barbecue. So I decided to go up and fill my stomach first, then think of a way.
As soon as I reached the top of the hill, my eyes widened.
No, no, no, it wasn't the real Blue Flash Butterfly that appeared at the top of the hill and the students fought over it, resulting in a bloody scene.
With the class leader and Niu ShiLi there, it wouldn't be that chaotic.
The reason my eyes widened was because Xiao Qin's straw hat was currently in Gong CaiCai's hands.
"Eh? This straw hat … "
I gave Gong CaiCai and the class leader a questioning look.
The class leader looked at the net in my hands and said coldly: "When I was returning from the stream, I saw Xiao Qin's straw hat hanging on a tree branch, so I picked it up and let Gong CaiCai use it to chase away the mosquitoes."
After Gong CaiCai found out the hat belonged to Xiao Qin, she tried to decline it. She didn't dare put it on her head and only crossed her arms in front of her chest. She was afraid Xiao Qin would ask why she was holding her straw hat, but she was also afraid she would lose it.
When she saw me, Gong CaiCai wanted to pass the straw hat back to me. "Um, Ye Lin classmate, please return the straw hat …"
Her face turned red halfway through and she wanted to find a hole to hide in.
It's because the straw hat was stuck! It was stuck on her plump breasts! Other people wear hats with their heads, but Gong CaiCai can wear it with her breasts!
I was in a hurry to get the straw hat that could attract the Blue Flash Butterfly, so I impatiently reached out to 'pull' the straw hat out of Gong CaiCai's breasts. But as soon as my hand reached out, I felt it was inappropriate and stopped in midair.
In the end, the class leader helped Gong CaiCai get rid of the awkwardness and handed the straw hat back to me, but her gaze was still filled with disdain.
Um … class leader, you misunderstood! The reason I was elated after obtaining the straw hat was because it was an important tool to trap the Blue Flash Butterfly. It wasn't because the straw hat had just rested on Gong CaiCai's chest.
I suddenly remembered that because my head was too big, I couldn't wear Xiao Qin's straw hat. Also, if we wanted to catch a Blue Flash Butterfly, it would be best if someone else wore the straw hat and walked in front to attract the Blue Flash Butterfly. Then I would wait in the back with the net.
That's why I thought of Winnie.
She was a money-grubber. She was trying to climb a pine tree to see if there were any traces of butterflies. I called her down halfway and told her that I had a good way to capture the Blue Flash Butterfly. I wanted her to cooperate with me.
"Huh? Why are you being so nice? How are you going to split the 500,000? "Winnie was skeptical and got straight to the point.
I thought about how she pushed me last night and felt a bit awkward.
"Um … I might not split the money even if you give me the Blue Flash Butterfly …"
"Damn! Do you think I'm an idiot! " Winnie interrupted me, "Everything belongs to you, why should I cooperate with you?"
I raised my hand and let Winnie calm down first.
"The Blue Flash Butterfly has … a special use for me. Although I might not be able to exchange it for money or share the money with you, I can recommend you a job like Peng TouSi, a job for Ai Mi's bodyguard. It's a very generous treatment! "
Actually, I was just offering Winnie a borrowed flower. Ai Mi had already expressed her intention to keep Winnie by her side.
But Winnie didn't realize what I promised her was something that already belonged to her.
"Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ that's great!" Winnie was overjoyed, "I was worried about what I should do in the future! If I continue like this, all my relatives will say I can only be an athlete in the future. If I can't win a gold medal, I'll have to work as a bathroom scrubber after I retire … "
Don't give yourself such a sad future! And don't use such a happy tone to talk about such a sad matter! If you become an athlete, you can definitely win a gold medal! I'll cheer you on in front of the TV!
After we came to an agreement, I told Winnie to wear Xiao Qin's hat (it was a bit small, but it could fit) and walk in front as bait. I raised the net and was ready to strike at any moment.
The class leader shook her head in disappointment when she saw us PE committee members were all like this.
"Should I learn some martial arts as a bodyguard?" Winnie asked as she walked, "Can you teach me? It seems like you know how to do both. "
I concentrated on watching if there were any butterflies approaching, then I casually replied: "It's more suitable for Xiao Qin to teach you, her martial arts are more orthodox than mine."
"Yeah, Xiao Qin's mom is a world champion in MMA. Everyone in the class probably knows by now, but … Xiao Qin is still mad at me!"
I told Winnie to walk as quietly as possible in case the Blue Flash Butterfly refused to come over.
"Xiao Qin probably won't always be mad at you. Anyway, let's get the Blue Flash Butterfly first. As for learning martial arts, you'll always have a master regardless of whether it's me or Xiao Qin."
Winnie always had a hard time suppressing her desire to run quickly. I made her walk slowly while wearing a straw hat and it looked like she was in pain.
"Sigh, I actually think Peng TouSi's martial arts are better." Winnie sighed, "Too bad he didn't want to teach me. He first said it's an ominous killing technique, then he said only gay people can learn it … what a pity!"
Winnie, you were tricked! Peng TouSi only thought it wasn't suitable to teach you killing techniques! Do you really believe there's a martial arts that only special people can learn like the Sunflower Manual?
Wait, what's that thing on the top right? Isn't that the cute blue butterfly I've been hoping for?
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