"Hurry and scoop him up!" I shouted to Xiao Qin who was treading water near Ah Xing, "If you don't save him, he's going to be strangled to death!"
"But, but …" Xiao Qin skillfully maintained her position in the current, but she said with a sobbing tone, "I don't dare to touch him! If I touch him, I won't be pure anymore! "
Come to think of it, in my eyes, you're a far cry from the word "pure"! Although it's related to me accidentally letting you read H manga, you've basically lost all your integrity in front of me!
"Don't treat him as a man!" I shouted, "Treat him as a lifeless object!"
Xiao Qin nodded her head. The waves made her hair and clothes wet, but she couldn't go with the flow. This made her show a special charm that was between strength and weakness, between strength and beauty.
"Okay, I'll wait until he's strangled to death, then I'll save him …"
Do you even need to save him! Are you going to save someone or to fish out a corpse!
I was so angry that I almost fell into the stream.
The class leader was panicking at first when she saw Xiao Qin jump into the water, but then she was shocked by Xiao Qin's Olympic level swimming skills. She calmed down and pulled up her pants instead of taking off her jeans.
Obama had a regretful expression. I won't say there was a moment when I wanted to switch perspectives with Obama …
However, Xiao Qin only treaded water near Ah Xing and didn't help him. The class leader heard our conversation and knew the reason why Xiao Qin didn't help was because of her androphobia. She felt it was inconceivable and became anxious again.
"Xiao Qin! There's nothing to be afraid of about men! They were just a bunch of lazy and gluttonous species! Hurry up and get him ashore! "
The class leader clasped her hands around her mouth and yelled at Xiao Qin.
Hey, class leader, are you talking about your own brother? Don't count me in as well! I'll at least help you wash the dishes after I finish eating your cooking!
"Xiao Qin! If you're willing to save him, I'll teach you how to cook for the remaining twenty days of summer! "
Xiao Qin was still unmoved.
Ah Xing's life was hanging by a thread as she watched him being strangled by the dog collar. The class leader remembered that she was the one who provided me with this instrument of torture, and there was no way to describe how she felt.
"Xiao Qin! If you're willing to save me, I'll … I'll tell you the secret to making breasts bigger! "
The class leader blushed and yelled out the lie. She said it as if she used the secret recipe every day to make her breasts so big.
When Xiao Qin heard this condition in the water, she immediately pricked up her ears and muttered to herself:
"There really is a secret recipe … Gong CaiCai and the class leader are both bad people, it's understandable that they didn't tell me, but Winnie claimed to be my friend and didn't tell me either …"
There was no such secret recipe! Even the school doctor told you that eating papayas can enhance your breasts, but that was also a rumor without any scientific basis!
The class leader did this to save someone, she lied out of goodwill. No matter what, I have to save Mr. Octopus first!
Under the temptation of the secret breast enlargement prescription, Xiao Qin circled around Ah Xing and finally decided to start with his hair.
Pulling the other party's hair and kneeing the other party's face was a common attack method used by the Little Tyrant in the past. That's why I still keep my hair short.
However, just as Xiao Qin was about to stretch out her hand to pull Ah Xing's hair, Ah Xing suddenly freed his neck from the dog collar and threw the dog collar that almost strangled him into the stream.
You're going to throw your life away too, idiot! Although I used the dog leash to suffocate you, I didn't let you get swept away by the current!
Ah Xing was like a kite with a broken string as he was swept away by the stream. He was about to fall into the waterfall and meet the maidservant fanatic and proletarian revolutionary teacher, Marx.
"Help, help me!" At this moment, Ah Xing finally came to his senses. He floated up and down as he struggled.
Xiao Qin frowned and chased after him like a dolphin. She first dodged Ah Xing's hands, then she planned to follow her original plan and pull his hair.
However, the water current was unpredictable. Ah Xing spun around like a spinning top and leaned towards Xiao Qin.
Xiao Qin only cared about dodging Ah Xing's hands and focused on finding an angle where she wouldn't touch his skin. She didn't expect that after she dodged Mr. Octopus's hands, she couldn't avoid his octopus mouth that was pouting.
His forehead was kissed by Mr. Octopus! He might have even touched his ear!!
Of course, Ah Xing didn't realize this. He was only shouting for help and breathing with all his might. He didn't know that his only hope of being saved had started to turn black.
"Ahhhhh!!!!"
Xiao Qin screamed madly. It was unknown whether it was tears or stream water that appeared at the corner of her eyes.
"I can't wear a pure white wedding gown when I get married!!!!"
Xiao Qin violently pulled Ah Xing's hair, but not because she wanted to save him. She was filled with hatred as she pushed Ah Xing's head and face into the water!
"Pfff — —" After Ah Xing was pressed into the water by Xiao Qin, he was pulled out again and again. Xiao Qin made him stay in the water for a longer period of time each time.
The class monitor was stunned.
I was stunned too.
Obama expressed that it had nothing to do with him.
The Taliban expressed that they were not responsible.
"Xiao Qin, don't be rash!" I calmed down and shouted, "You will drown him alive!"
"Sob sob sob ~ ~ ~ Pure white wedding gown! Pure white wedding gown! "Xiao Qin continued to press Ah Xing into the water while crying. She pressed him down with every sentence she said.
I wasn't that old-fashioned. I didn't think Xiao Qin's hair (or even ears) would be impure if another man kissed her, so she couldn't wear a pure white wedding gown.
Instead, I thought it was an opportunity for me to see the hope of curing Xiao Qin's androphobia.
Of course, I would feel a little uncomfortable when I saw Xiao Qin interacting with another man … But as her sworn sister, I can't always be the only exception to her androphobia!
If that's the case, what would Xiao Qin do in the future? If I couldn't cure Xiao Qin's androphobia, wouldn't I have to take responsibility and spend the rest of my life with Xiao Qin?
Ah, it's so annoying. I hoped that Xiao Qin's androphobia could be cured, but there was a hidden corner that hoped she couldn't cure it … Why were humans born! Why does the universe exist!
She was just worried that Ah Xing would be 'accidentally killed' by the students from class 2-3, but now she saw Xiao Qin had the intention of 'murdering' Ah Xing. The class leader covered her eyes and almost fainted from anxiety.
At this time, the three girls who forced the class leader to call them 'hubby' and threw stones at Ah Xing also came along the bank of the stream.
They pushed and shoved each other, hoping that the other would walk in front of them. They were afraid that they would be the first to confirm Ah Xing's tragic death.
"I didn't want to throw stones, it was all your idea …"
"But I didn't tell you to throw such a big piece!"
"We're finished, will the police come to arrest us …"
They were also dumbfounded when they saw the class leader standing on the riverbank and Xiao Qin standing still in the current. She pressed Ah Xing's head into the water repeatedly as if she was executing a punishment.
"The person in the water is … Xiao Qin?"
"Why isn't Ye Lin in the water to save him? Didn't Xiao Qin say Ye Lin was good at breaststroke? "
You're the one who's good at breaststroke! Your whole family is good at breaststroke! Do you believe what Xiao Qin said on the bus? If the class leader also believes Xiao Qin's words and wants me to be a lifeguard, then just wait for my Overlord Spear!
In order to avoid any misunderstandings, I must clarify that the 'Overlord Spear' refers to the 'Spear Like a Dragon' that pierced through Ah Xing's shirt and not anything else.
"What is Xiao Qin doing? Is she trying to save someone, or … "
"It's over! The police will definitely take us away for investigation! It's a pity that I haven't had a boyfriend yet … "
The skinny girl said and started crying.
Don't make trouble here, okay? Although it's unrealistic to ask you guys to save someone in the current with your terrible swimming skills, at least don't cause trouble! I finally understand why there are often generals who execute disobedient soldiers during wartime!
Xiao Qin was the main force in this rescue mission that the class leader and I organized together. It's just that her emotions weren't stable and now she wants to kill the target … but she hasn't killed him yet! I don't think we can give up on treatment!
On the other hand, the three of you are useless. You only know how to cry and disturb the morale of the troops. If this was during wartime, I would push you guys out to rape … no, I misspelled the word, it would be execution!
It was as if I heard the voice of military advisor Eunuch Cao from a parallel universe:
"General Ye is mighty! These female soldiers are useless, but I think their butts are still useful. They can be spared from death, but they can't be spared from punishment, it's fine … "
Fine my ass! I'm trying to save someone! If you have the time to come up with these stupid ideas in the parallel universe where the world war is happening, why don't you tell me: In that world, is the class leader my superior or my subordinate!
I shook my head and closed the uninvited theater in my head. Then I shouted at Xiao Qin who was torturing Ah Xing:
"Stop! Xiao Qin! People who really like you wouldn't care if someone kissed your hair! You can wear a pure white wedding dress! I guarantee you can wear it! "
Xiao Qin paused her action of pressing Ah Xing into the water and looked at me hesitantly.
I struck while the iron was hot and continued to yell: "Save him! If you save him, I'll buy you a pure white wedding dress! I'll save some money and use it to buy you a pure white wedding dress! "
After hearing this, Xiao Qin pouted and tried hard to hold back the tears that were about to flow out again because she was touched. She pulled Ah Xing's hair and dragged him to the shore.
The Octopus Alien's face was pale, but he still had one last breath. Our rescue mission was a success.
After the class leader heard I promised to buy Xiao Qin a wedding dress, she raised her hand to her lips and looked at me and Xiao Qin with a bit of suspicion.
But when she saw me caressing Xiao Qin's wet hair and praising her ability, she felt it was similar to when she praised Shu Zhe for his results in the Olympiad, so she relaxed a bit.
Then she suddenly blushed as if she thought of something — — was she imagining what she would look like in a wedding dress?
Class leader, your theater in your head is also quite strong! Before that, think about how to tell Xiao Qin: You don't have any breast enlargement recipes, you were just lying to her!
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