After Xiao Qin brought Ah Xing to the shore, I held his legs upside down and forced the water out of his stomach. The class leader told me through the stream that we should place the stomach of a drowning person on his knees and face down to control the water. I felt that my method was quite effective, so I didn't think much of it.
As the saying goes, 'beauties are unlucky'. That's why ugly and wretched people are usually tougher.
Just like Eunuch Cao who was physically weak and often got beaten up, but he never died. (Not even once!) Ah Xing was saved by me just like that. After being rescued by Xiao Qin and me, his eyes were lifeless as if he had seen through the mortal world.
"Are you going to ask for his phone number?" I asked him in a probing manner. If he became retarded because of the stimulation and lack of oxygen for a long period of time, then I would have to contact Professor Yu Suiliang to treat him.
"No, I won't ask!" Ah Xing shook his head like a rattle drum, "It's too dangerous to ask for his phone number. It's safer to use the activation code and extraction code. I'll just masturbate in the future …"
Well, you still know how to masturbate. You're worth teaching, so you probably haven't become retarded yet. The future of our country is in your hands!
Xiao Qin hid behind me and wrung out her wet clothes. When Ah Xing looked at Xiao Qin again, he was no longer a 'shy beauty', but a 'prehistoric T-rex'.
Even the three troublesome girls on the other side of the river began to quietly discuss Xiao Qin.
"I never noticed before, but it turns out Xiao Qin is this scary when she's angry. Isn't she supposed to be sickly?"
"As expected of Ye Lin's childhood sweetheart, their levels of brutality are equally matched …"
"They're so compatible, why would they still call each other brother and sister? They might as well just get married … "
Why do you care! You troublemakers, if it wasn't in front of the class leader, I would have scolded you until you cried! Let's see if you still dare to act like this next time!
The class leader said something to the three girls in a low voice. It seemed like she was telling them not to alienate Xiao Qin because of her occasionally losing control of her emotions. The girls who called themselves' Dong Shan city's three young masters' listened to the class leader's words and expressed that it would never happen.
"It's all thanks to Xiao Qin that we didn't become murderers, we can't thank her enough!"
"That's right! After listening to the class leader, we realized the reason Xiao Qin was angry was because she had severe androphobia. We're not boys, why would we make her angry? "
"Um … Xiao Qin can't participate in PE class because she was injured when she was practicing martial arts with her mother? How pitiful … "
Even if it was out of good intentions, the class leader probably told more lies today than she did last year.
After I called Eunuch Cao and told him to send Ah Xing down the mountain, Xiao Qin began to ask the class leader for breast enlargement as expected.
"I'm sorry …" the class leader said with a red face, "I don't have that secret recipe. It was an emergency, so I had to lie to you …"
The class leader and three other girls came from a wooden bridge upstream to meet up with us. The three girls surrounded Xiao Qin and asked her all sorts of questions. Other than thanking her for saving people, they also praised her swimming skills and asked if she could teach them martial arts.
Xiao Qin didn't care that her clothes were still wet. She separated the crowd and asked the class leader for the breast enhancement recipe.
That's why the class leader said those apologetic words.
"Class leader, you're too bad!" Xiao Qin pouted, "You clearly have a breast enhancement recipe, but you don't tell anyone and only care about getting bigger! You even go back on your words … hmph! "
The class leader wanted to explain, but the other three girls surrounded the class leader again.
"Eh? Class leader, you have that secret recipe? Can you tell us? "
"That's right, don't keep it to yourself! Class leader, you're already so pretty, we won't steal your man even if you tell us the secret recipe! "
"Class leader, I'll willingly clean the classroom windows for a semester if you tell me the secret recipe!"
The class leader felt extremely awkward being surrounded by Xiao Qin and the 'Three Young Masters of Dong Shan city'. Since the topic was special, she was too embarrassed to ask for my help.
I temporarily helped the class leader hold onto Obama's leash and the dog collar returned to its neck.
After teaming up with me, Obama probably thought that my combat power was extraordinary and that I was at least a qualified meat shield. That was why he became very arrogant. Even if a dragonfly flew in front of him, he would bare his fangs and squeal.
When Eunuch Cao came back to escort his' brother ', he pretended to be surprised and asked Ah Xing: "Brother, why are you like this?" Obama fiercely barked at him.
At the time, Ah Xing also cupped his hands towards Eunuch Cao and said: "Brother, you might not know, but that e-book 'How to Pick Up a Girl's Guide' is really harmful. I was just about to learn how to pick up girls …"
Before they could finish their sentence, Obama jumped up and wanted to bite them. The two perverted guys were so scared they ran down the mountain.
Obama, who had no intention of chasing after him, stood on the spot with an expression that said, "This is how awesome I am." He was satisfied.
"Xiao Qin, don't worry about the secret recipe for now." The class leader struggled to free herself from the crowd, "Your shirt and pants are all wet and you used up a lot of energy jumping into the water to save people. How about we let Ye Lin take you back to the hotel first, change your clothes, and get some rest?"
Based on the class leader's expression, she originally planned on personally taking Xiao Qin down the mountain, but as the organizer of the outing, she can't leave her post without permission, so she could only give me this honorable task.
Not only did she want me to send Xiao Qin down the mountain, but she also wanted me to send Obama down the mountain with her. She felt that she had been playing with dogs for too long, and that was why her female classmate had the opportunity to secretly swim behind her back, and almost had a big accident.
It was rare to have a dog that wasn't afraid of her, but she had to reluctantly part with it and hand it over to me. The class leader's gaze was filled with a sense of responsibility, but it also revealed a reluctant expression.
"Class leader, this is Ai Mi's dog, we'll still have chances in the future." I comforted her, "Next time I go to Qing Zi Academy, you can come with me to see the dog."
The class leader didn't answer me. She was probably worried that she didn't have a high reputation with Ai Mi, so she wouldn't be welcomed if she came uninvited.
After telling her to be careful, Xiao Qin, Obama, and I went down. The class leader and the other three girls went up and split into two teams.
We went down the mountain with ease and nothing noteworthy happened along the way. When we returned to the hotel, it was only around 10: 30 in the morning. The heat of the sun gradually rose and Xiao Qin's wet clothes were already half dry.
But she still went to take a shower and change into a new set of clothes. Although the special education school's hotel doesn't provide hot water at this time of the day, I discussed with the principal and said we could pay for the hot water separately.
The principal said that Peng TouSi and I were both philanthropists who had donated to the special education school, so there was no way he would charge me for that. He happily boiled hot water for Xiao Qin.
No matter what, Xiao Qin and I both didn't get enough sleep last night, and we also participated in an exhausting task like saving people. After Xiao Qin took a shower, she put on her casual clothes and laid on her bed drowsily.
"Ah, my straw hat …"
Only then did Xiao Qin realize that something was missing from her head. She probably threw it somewhere when she was saving someone.
"Forget it, if you like straw hats, I'll buy you another one." I sat next to Xiao Qin's bed and comforted her.
Actually, I was more distressed that Xiao Qin lost her straw hat.
The straw hat doesn't matter since it's not proof of One Piece. But the unknown chemical coating on the straw hat has attracted a rare Blue Flash Butterfly to land on it.
It's not a normal Blue Flash Butterfly, it's a Blue Mole Armenian Butterfly, also known as the 'Yamete Butterfly'. In the foreign "Butterfly Collector" forum, there are rich businessmen who have nothing better to do and want to buy it for 500,000 USD!
"Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ I'm so sleepy ~ ~ ~ ~" Xiao Qin yawned, "Are you sleepy too? How about we sleep a bit more? While everyone else is at the top of the mountain … "
Xiao Qin didn't have any intentions of seduction, she just wanted me to sleep shoulder to shoulder like I did this morning. It seems she can sleep soundly with me by her side.
I can't even sleep soundly! If I let you develop the habit of only falling asleep next to me, are we going to sleep together every day?!
There was a time when it thundered outside and Ai Mi came over from the neighboring room with a pillow, hoping to sleep on the same bed as me … but she slept soundly! Does the blood of relatives have the effect of calming the nerves?
Don't use me as a pillow or sleeping incense! In the future, one of you is a real sister and the other is an adopted sister. Don't tell me you can only fall asleep by my side! I'm the one who needs a pillow the most! How am I supposed to hug a pillow when you're so close! Do you want me to use you as a pillow?!
Xiao Qin spoke softly to me and gradually couldn't keep her eyes open. She even pitifully tried to hug my arm.
I had no choice but to lend her an arm and take it back when she fell asleep.
Obama was tied up under Winnie's empty bed. I gestured to him not to wake Xiao Qin up. He nodded, then opened his mouth wide, implying that I should feed him to bribe him.
I didn't have the class leader's' Texas beef stick 'dog snack, so I pointed at Winnie's half-eaten melon seeds on the table.
Obama showed a disgusted expression and didn't buy it.
I remembered Eunuch Cao had some donkey jerky in his backpack, so I planned to go back to my room to look for it. I didn't want Obama to wake Xiao Qin up when he was hungry.
In the end, Xiao Qin grabbed my arm in her sleep and didn't let me go. I thought about it, then I took off my white t-shirt and let Xiao Qin hug my arm.
Xiao Qin crumpled my T-shirt into a ball and hugged it in her arms. It seemed like she was still smelling the scent on it. Her furrowed brows gradually relaxed when I took my arm away.
I quietly opened the door and bare-chested back to my room to grab some clothes and jerky. I didn't realize that the seemingly tranquil atmosphere of the hotel was only a thin layer of illusion.
The real situation was that the two entomologists who had a falling out yesterday had each found someone to help them catch the Blue Flash Butterfly. As a result, the news was leaked this morning. On the dusty dirt road, there were already more than 40 cars madly driving towards the usually deserted Cui Song Mountain. A bloodbath was about to begin around the 500,000-dollar reward …
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