"Damn! Did the panty thief come back from the ashes? "
Xiong YaoYue rushed to the balcony to check the situation. Gong CaiCai's violin also stopped abruptly and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
The girl on the balcony was obviously not the panty thief. Her hands were wearing fingerless gloves to increase friction, and her feet were wearing warm socks.
Xiao Qin paid special attention to keeping her lower limbs warm during menstrual cramps. In addition, she had a history of climbing buildings, so the girl who fell was undoubtedly Xiao Qin!
Bastard! Didn't I warn you not to do dangerous things again! What would you do if you accidentally fell out the window!
Xiong YaoYue turned Xiao Qin over and was shocked when she saw her face.
"Xiao Qin!? Why did you come in through the window? " Xiong YaoYue shook Xiao Qin, who was still shaken by the terrifying sound of the violin, "I noticed you were different during the volleyball game, could it be … could it be that your real identity is Spiderman?"
Xiao Qin, who was a bit more clear-headed, blinked her eyes and looked at me sitting next to Ai Mi.
"I'm sorry! I accidentally came here because I got lost. I definitely didn't have any intentions of spying on you or anyone else … "
Would a normal person get lost and end up outside a window on the 8th floor?! You clearly came to spy on me! Looking at your frown from time to time, are you still in menstrual cramps? You endured the pain and followed me, how professional!
Before I could say anything, Ai Mi suddenly jumped up from the sofa and ran a few steps. She made a Detective Conan move and kicked towards Xiao Qin's waist.
Of course, she missed. Xiao Qin nimbly rolled to the side and smoothly stood up. But when she saw everyone looking at her in astonishment, she covered her forehead and pretended to be exhausted.
Ai Mi stood in front of Xiao Qin and resentfully said: "Don't use getting lost as an excuse! My … my subordinates have gotten lost many times, but they have never gotten lost outside a window of a high-rise building! You're basically here to spy on the manservant! Besides, you weren't invited to the dairy cow's birthday. Even if you got lost, you can leave now! "
It seems that Ai Mi also didn't receive a direct invitation from Gong CaiCai. Moreover, he kept calling her a "big dairy cow", which was really too much of a distraction.
Xiao Qin felt speechless after being rebuked by Ai Mi. She looked at Gong CaiCai, who was still holding the violin, with a pitiful expression.
Gong CaiCai, who was usually bullied by Xiao Qin, couldn't stop trembling. She didn't know what Xiao Qin was going to do to her.
"Wuwuwu!! I also want to attend Cai Cai's birthday party!! "
Xiao Qin suddenly sat on the ground and burst into tears. She clenched her fists and rubbed them around her eyes.
"I want to eat birthday cake too!! Why didn't you invite me ~ ~ ~ aren't we good friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I'm so sad! "
Who's your good friend! Are you the kind of good friend who threatens to lift someone's skirt if they don't lend their homework to you to copy? Xiao Qin, just how thick is your skin!
Gong CaiCai, who usually cries, can't bear to see other people cry. Gong CaiCai's heart softened after Xiao Qin sat on the ground and cried for more than ten seconds. She mumbled:
"I … I originally wanted to invite more people, but my parents set a limit of five people. But since it's already exceeded, Xiao Qin classmate should also come … it'll be more lively with more people …"
"Thank you so much!" Xiao Qin immediately stopped crying and jumped up from the ground. Then, she saw the empty spot next to me after Ai Mi left and directly sat on the sofa.
"Don't even think about it!" Ai Mi, who saw through Xiao Qin's thoughts, also ran back and wanted to be the first to sit on her seat.
In front of a lot of people, Xiao Qin didn't use her full strength, which caused Ai Mi to sit on the sofa first. She hugged my left arm as if she was declaring ownership and said half a sentence: "The manservant is mine …"
He was sent flying by Xiao Qin's butt! It was squeezed out by Xiao Qin's butt like toothpaste!
I quickly took advantage of the situation and wrapped my arms around Ai Mi's slender waist to prevent her from falling on the carpet. Ai Mi, who lost her position, turned around and glared at Xiao Qin. She let out a low growl similar to an angry lion cub.
"How did you get in here?"
Loud Mouth and Little Smart were still puzzled as to why Xiao Qin suddenly appeared outside the window.
"I said I got lost ~" Xiao Qin said perfunctorily. After a while, she changed her words and said, "Maybe I was sleepwalking? A lot of people have abilities they don't normally have after sleepwalking. So I'm that good when I'm asleep! Hahahaha … "
"Nonsense!" Loud Mouth said, "I only know how to open the fridge to eat when I sleepwalk!"
At this time, the class leader came out of the kitchen. She asked Loud Mouth to take care of the things on the stove.
"Do you stir-fry it every few minutes?" Loud Mouth asked.
"No." The class leader said, "It's already at the slow cooking stage. You just have to block the kitchen door so Winnie doesn't go in and cause trouble."
The class leader glanced at Xiao Qin who was sitting next to me with a smile on her face. The class leader knew Xiao Qin must have used martial arts to get out the window.
"Don't do that again." The class leader said to Xiao Qin earnestly.
"Okay!" Xiao Qin raised one hand and promised, "I won't sleepwalk again! I'll tie myself up before I go to sleep! Of course, it would be even better if Ye Lin classmate is willing to tie me up … "
Xiong YaoYue ran to the balcony and looked left and right as if she was looking for a prop Xiao Qin used.
"Did a window washer just pass by?" Xiong YaoYue was puzzled.
"You're hiding something from us." Little Smart patted Xiao Qin's shoulder with a serious expression, then she glanced at the violin that Gong CaiCai put back in the bedroom, "But good job! It's all thanks to you that everyone was saved! "
Ai Mi, who didn't want to sit anywhere else because Xiao Qin stole her seat, suddenly had a strange idea and sat on my lap!
"Wow, what are you doing?" I said in surprise. Although my sister was as light as a feather for a Spartan like me, it was still beyond my mental preparation to have such intimate physical contact.
I could feel the curve and shape of Ai Mi's butt through the thin gauze skirt. What a sinful feeling!
But Ai Mi was completely unaware of it. Instead, she used my body as a 'throne' to proclaim victory. She changed her posture and looked down at Xiao Qin and said:
"The manservant will make a chair for me when I need it! You should always be satisfied with sitting next to the manservant! "
I felt it was inappropriate, so I held Ai Mi's armpits and tried to carry her down, but Ai Mi turned around and glared at me. Xiao Qin also had an expression of 'I'll sit on her as soon as she leaves', so I gave up on that plan.
"The relationship between cousins is really good!" Little Smart exclaimed.
Ai Mi snorted as she sat on top of me. She was too lazy to correct me that we were cousins.
"We're not cousins …" Xiao Qin seemed to be unintentionally muttering to herself. Her tone seemed to be reminding me of my own identity.
Even if you don't remind me, I would still pay attention to my own identity! The proof is that I didn't even set up a tent while we were both wearing such thin clothes! Especially when Ai Mi was sitting on my lap, she would change her position every now and then. Objectively speaking, she was rubbing her butt against my little friend!
My willpower is almost on par with Ancestor Damo, okay! But I have to make sure I can't 'stand' it no matter what! Otherwise, not only would I feel ashamed of reacting to my sister, but the class leader and the others would also see me setting up a tent with a little loli (who even claimed to be my own cousin). I would definitely be looked down upon!
After 5 minutes of torment, I felt like I was reaching my limit. I quickly excused myself to go to the bathroom and let Ai Mi sit on the sofa.
Gong CaiCai's bathroom was huge! The bathtub and the transparent sauna exuded a high-end atmosphere. In comparison, Xiao Qin's bathroom seemed cramped.
As a result, I found Ai Mi waiting for me outside the door when I finished fastening my belt.
She looked at me with a frustrated gaze and asked with dissatisfaction: "Are you not feeling well recently?"
Eh? Although I caught a bad cold and got drunk after the basketball tournament, I'm still pretty healthy, right? Why do you say that?
Ai Mi crossed her arms and stood on tiptoe, "You don't even have a reaction when a cute girl is sitting on your lap! How rude of me! "
What? You call this disrespectful? Is it considered polite if I set up a tent? What kind of politeness is this!
"When I was a child, I sat in the arms of Santa Claus at the mall and he would 'stand at attention' and salute me! You're just a mere manservant, yet you're putting on more airs than Santa Claus? "
Where did this pedophile Santa Claus come from! If I met him, I would definitely beat him until even his' balls' wouldn't be left! I used all my strength to suppress my physiological reactions, but in the end, I was reprimanded for being 'rude'? Ai Mi's outlook on life has already been ruined! If I don't correct it now, I won't be able to save her in the future.
When Xiao Qin was using the washroom, the class leader thought about it and told everyone about Xiao Qin's severe androphobia. Although her body isn't bad, she can't do strenuous exercise because she occasionally loses control. Only then did everyone's suspicions lessen.
"I knew it! Xiao Qin's mother is a MMA champion, so she should have inherited some martial arts talent! "
"Eh? There's a flaw! "Xiong YaoYue suddenly said," If Xiao Qin has androphobia, why isn't she afraid of Ye Lin? "
The class leader explained: "Because Xiao Qin and Ye Lin are childhood friends, so she's already used to it."
"If she's used to being childhood friends, then there's no reason to be afraid of other boys, right?" Little Smart pointed out.
The class leader frowned, coughed, then said: "Maybe … maybe Ye Lin looked like a girl when he was a child, so Xiao Qin didn't realize … that's it?"
It's the complete opposite! Class leader, in order to cover for Xiao Qin, you completely sold me out! Look at the girls' expressions! Even Gong CaiCai stared at my face curiously, trying to see how I 'looked like a girl'!
"It's true!" The class leader emphasized, "I've seen pictures of Ye Lin when he was a child, he looks much better! It's … it feels a bit like a trap! "
The girls laughed even harder.
Who's a trap! Class leader, your brother even cross-dressed and went on a date, you don't have the right to say that about me!
Xiong YaoYue held her chin and brought up a serious topic:
"Eh? If Xiao Qin's androphobia is that bad, then wouldn't marrying Ye Lin be her only option? "
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