"What are you guys talking about!" Ai Mi, who found another bottle of coke from the fridge, interjected, "A manservant would never marry a violent woman! He's only playing with her feelings by letting her be his girlfriend for now! "
Everyone was shocked after she said that. Other than Xiao Qin who still hasn't returned from the washroom (she probably went to change her pads), the class leader, Xiong YaoYue, Loud Mouth, Little Smart, and Gong CaiCai all looked at me like I was a scum!
Of course, the subtext in their eyes was different depending on their personality.
The class leader's eyes — — didn't you say you'll become an adopted sister in the future? What kind of scum is he to play with his adopted sister's feelings!
Xiong YaoYue's eyes — — no way? Didn't they say only pretty boys are good at playing with girls' feelings? How can Ye Lin be a scum with his looks?
Loud Mouth and Little Smart — — I found a scum, I found a scum …
Gong CaiCai — — Ye Lin classmate used to tell me he was a scum who liked to flirt around, so it was true …
"Hey! You guys misunderstood! It's all nonsense from a kid! " I quickly explained and kept signaling Ai Mi with my eyes. Ai Mi clicked her tongue, turned around and ignored me, and focused on drinking her coke.
At this time, Xiao Qin returned to the living room and everyone tactfully stopped the discussion.
"This is my first time celebrating a classmate's birthday, so I'm a bit nervous …"
Xiao Qin said to Gong CaiCai with her friendliest expression. Gong CaiCai was not used to it and couldn't help but shiver.
"Speaking of which, other than Cai Cai, when is everyone else's birthday? How about we celebrate it together in the future? "
Xiao Qin continued to ask with a smile.
"My birthday already passed in May." Xiong YaoYue said casually, "At that time, the Wasteland Wolves team specially celebrated my birthday at an internet cafe. The team captain personally played support for me, but we were unlucky and lost seven times in a row. I get angry just thinking about it …"
"Both my and Little Smart's birthdays are during winter break." Loud Mouth said with regret, "Also, we always celebrate with our families, so we don't have the chance to go out and see our classmates. What a pity."
Ai Mi, whose birthday was April Fool's Day, silently walked to the balcony to look at the scenery. She had the comical feeling of "You guys talk, I'll be going first", but she quickly walked back because of her acrophobia.
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … Is everyone done? My birthday is on July 28th, I really hope I can receive a present from you. "
Hey, the class leader and I haven't said anything yet! Even if you know my birthday, you shouldn't have skipped the class leader's birthday, right? Don't tell me you don't want me to know the class leader's birthday?
Also, why does July 28th sound so familiar? Come to think of it, wasn't it the date of the First World War that was memorized in history class? Xiao Qin, you were born on the day of World War I. No wonder you're always surrounded by bloodshed!
"I remember the class leader was born on New Year's Eve, right?" As expected, someone brought up the class leader's birthday. Loud Mouth giggled, "It's because the class leader was in a hurry to crawl out of her mother's womb that's why she's the only dragon in class 2-3. Everyone else is a snake."
"It's not like I can control when I'm born …" The class leader didn't seem to be proud of it. Although there have been people who brought up the saying of a dragon ruling over a group of snakes, the OCD class leader always wanted to be a snake like everyone else.
As for me, I was even more miserable. I was only born a few hours later than the class leader, so I was already on the first day of the Year of the Snake. Not only did I lose my majestic dragon zodiac, but I was also one year younger than the class leader. It was only a difference of one day.
Ai Mi suddenly asked: "Violent girl, what did you bring for your birthday?"
Xiao Qin was stunned. Ai Mi used the problem I was facing to make things difficult for Xiao Qin. It's just that their zodiac signs are incompatible, so they always find trouble for each other.
Gong CaiCai quickly came out to smooth things over and waved her hands: "No, I don't need a present. I'm already happy that everyone came … "
"I'm sorry." Xiao Qin sincerely bowed to Gong CaiCai, "I came out in a hurry and didn't bring a present. I'm really sorry."
"To express my apologies, I'll perform a show for everyone. I'll perform a magic trick."
Huh? I know Xiao Qin knows martial arts, but I've never heard of her knowing magic tricks. Is she going to use her super fast hand speed to perform a smokescreen in front of everyone? I'll have to open my eyes wide and see if I can find any flaws.
"What magic trick are you going to perform?" The class leader was also curious.
"Hmph, at most you'll be making a knife and fork appear." Ai Mi was not optimistic about Xiao Qin's performance.
"I … I'm going to perform 'Big Transformation' for everyone."
Xiao Qin yelled with confidence.
"Big transformation?" Xiong YaoYue said excitedly, "That's a pretty difficult magic trick. Xiao Qin, can you perform it without being on stage? I want to see it. I want to see it. "
"Ahem ~" Xiao Qin pretended to cough, "I need a volunteer to participate in this magic trick …"
"Pick me! Pick me! "Xiong YaoYue raised her right hand in excitement.
"Sorry, I'm not familiar with this magic trick yet, so the volunteer must be Ye Lin classmate."
Xiao Qin said as she took a step closer to me, while Ai Mi made a threatening expression like a fierce dog about to bark.
You want me to volunteer? I want to see what kind of ability she has to make a layman like me disappear with a "pa"!
"Other than Ye Lin classmate, I also need some other props." Xiao Qin continued, "Cai Cai, can you lend me a quilt?"
"Quilt?" Gong CaiCai said in surprise, "Don't you usually use large red silk?"
"Haha, my school is more traditional. I'm used to using quilts to transform people."
How strong would a magician have to be to use a quilt to transform people? Is it a low-class magic trick to take apart the quilt and put a 'living person' inside? Don't destroy Gong CaiCai's quilt! Don't destroy the magician's reputation! If Liu Qian sees you perform magic, he'll cry and want to clean up his family!
Xiong YaoYue enthusiastically brought over a roll of quilts, but Xiao Qin did not take it. Instead, she let Xiong YaoYue spread the quilt in the middle of the living room.
It's not the 'transforming people into living people' routine that I'm familiar with? Is there something else going on?
Xiao Qin stretched out her hands with her palms facing down. She mumbled a bunch of gibberish to the quilt. If you listen carefully, you can almost hear a few words.
I thought it was my turn to volunteer, but I never expected Xiao Qin to take a step and naturally lie down on top of the quilt.
She closed her eyes and clasped her hands in front of her chest. It looked like she was praying, but also like a pharaoh's mummy pose.
Everyone was at a loss and held their breath, not knowing how Xiao Qin was going to transform people into living people.
"Ye Lin classmate, Ye Lin classmate." Xiao Qin shouted my name with her eyes closed.
"It's your turn. If you don't go up, the magic will be ruined. "
"Huh? What should I do? "I walked next to the quilt in a flurry and looked at Xiao Qin who was lying down.
"Just pounce on me."
"What?"
"Pounce on me, just pounce on me." Xiao Qin's tone suddenly became bashful. She rubbed her well-proportioned legs against each other, "Just like what you wanted to do before. Pounce on me, press me down, and do what Ye Lin classmate loves to do. After ten months, I'll transform people into living people … "
Magic my ass! I've never heard of such a ridiculous magic trick! So what if you make me a father in ten months! Not to mention you're on your period right now, so you can't get pregnant. I don't even exist who can copulate with you in front of the class leader and other girls.
Xiao Qin closed her eyes and opened her arms, then called out: "Ye Lin classmate, come here. I can't perform this magic trick without you … "
I hit Xiao Qin's head with my knuckles and made her cry.
"Ah. Ye Lin classmate, you're bullying me. You promised to be my volunteer. "
I'm a volunteer, not a sperm donor. Be a bit more normal. The cowardly Gong CaiCai's brain short-circuited when she heard what you just said. She kept muttering "quilt, quilt", I have no idea what she was thinking.
"Hahahaha — —" Xiong YaoYue suddenly held her stomach and laughed. She pointed at Xiao Qin and said, "This show is too interesting. It's not magic, it's a skit. 'The process of transforming a living person for ten months', I have to write it down! ' It might come in handy in the future. Class leader, let's have Xiao Qin perform this show at the next New Year's party. "
"So it's a skit." Loud Mouth let out a long sigh of relief, "I thought Xiao Qin was serious when I saw how serious she was. Even if they are childhood sweethearts, this kind of joke shouldn't be made! "
No, Xiao Qin was serious. I can bet that if I didn't have any lower limits, Xiao Qin would have performed a live AV with me in front of everyone. She's using the birthday gift as an excuse to demonstrate to the class leader and even Ai Mi.
"The soup is about to dry up, I'm going to the kitchen to take a look." The class leader's words changed the topic. After Xiong YaoYue put away the quilt, the 'transformation process' ended.
The girls started to gossip and cook again. I noticed the class leader hiding in the kitchen, desperately wiping a plate.
Why don't you use water to wipe a plate? Is it to save water? Isn't the class leader a bit too much? I wanted to go over and say a few words, but when I got closer, I realized the class leader was wiping the plate with a piece of sandpaper. The plate in her hand was also chipped.
"Class leader, what are you doing?" I was very puzzled. The class leader also felt a bit embarrassed when she realized I noticed her actions and her face flushed red.
"Nothing much, I'm just … recycling …"
Combined with the class leader's action of rubbing the edge of the plate with sandpaper, I suddenly realized: Class leader, are you trying to make the plate smaller? Then the chipped plate would disappear and become a new plate, right? But it's too difficult. It's like grinding an iron rod into a needle. Although this behavior can be regarded as a model of frugality, it's still incredibly stupid.
"Don't waste your energy." I snatched the plate and threw it in the trash, "No matter how many plates Gong CaiCai breaks, someone will buy them for her. What are you doing?"
The class leader glared at me with dissatisfaction. At this time, Xiao Qin took a deep breath of the kitchen air and walked in happily.
"It smells so good. Class leader, teach me how to cook. "
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