Other than the class leader, Xiong YaoYue and Ai Mi were culinary killers, Loud Mouth only knew how to eat and not cook, and Little Smart was a vegetarian, so her culinary skills weren't great either. Other than Gong CaiCai who had to use up ingredients and plates, Xiao Qin was the second best culinary choice.
"Perfect, you can help me out. But since you're still on your period, I'll do the washing, okay? "
"Got it." Xiao Qin nodded at the class leader and put on the kitchen slippers.
"Also, help me block the kitchen door." The class leader chuckled, "Don't let Winnie and Ai Mi come in, otherwise our dinner will be over."
Although I was no longer worried that Xiao Qin would secretly harm the class leader, I was still worried that Xiao Qin would pull some kind of prank (like purposely making the class leader's dishes taste bad and embarrass her in front of everyone). But it turns out that my worries were unnecessary. Xiao Qin seriously discussed cooking with the class leader. It seems like she had made up her mind to learn from others in order to defeat them.
Most people would think it's a good job to celebrate a birthday with so many girls, but it's actually the opposite.
If it was a boy's birthday and there was only one girl among the participants, she would be treated like a star, right?
But it's not the same the other way around! In this birthday party, I had a huge disparity of 1: 7, but I became the target of bullying and teasing! This is the inhumane rule of the majority, the inhumane rule of girls!
"Ye Lin, I heard you were a stunt double in the short film 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling', is that true?"
Loud Mouth was the first to attack.
"I, I have a few scenes here and there …" I replied with a guilty conscience.
"Then will you be an actor in the future?"
"Why would I …" I covered it up with a smile. I would be willing if I could act as a hero like Bruce Lee or Jet Li, but if I have to act as a bad guy …
"What about kissing scenes? Have you ever acted in a kissing scene as a stunt double? It must be very exciting, right? "
"Loud Mouth, are you stupid because you're hungry?" I said sarcastically, "There's no need for a stunt double for kissing scenes. Unless the female lead is too ugly, the male lead would definitely kiss the female lead himself!"
"How boring! So you're only responsible for doing somersaults, jumping up and down, and getting hit? "
There was nothing wrong with saying that, although it sounded a little embarrassing …
"Who said you don't need a stunt double for kissing scenes?" Ai Mi suddenly said, "I always use a stunt double for kissing scenes."
Kiss... kiss scene!? Could it be that Ai Mi has already progressed to the kissing stage in 'The Magic Cauldron'? With whom? With that bastard Kyle? For some reason, a ball of nameless karmic fire rose in his heart!
Everyone has heard of Ai Mi's identity as a singer and actress, but Ai Mi didn't exaggerate it to make everyone think she was just a normal child star. But the class leader was very interested in Ai Mi's performance, and she even asked Xiong YaoYue to give her some recordings. This kind of passion is probably the same as those cat fanatics on YouTube who watch cat movies all day long.
"I always use a stunt double for kissing scenes." Ai Mi said as if she was an expert, "Rather than a stunt double, it's more like a puppet. Did you know? In 'Life of Pi', whenever the male lead is in contact with a tiger, the tiger is always replaced by a puppet. That's why movies and TV shows are all tricks! I can't believe there are still retarded viewers willing to watch it! "
Ai Mi suddenly stared at Gong CaiCai as if she discovered something new on her body.
"Hey! Dairy cow, do you want to go on TV? If you're willing to take it off, I'll give you a chance to act as a bathing fairy! "
Gong CaiCai was terrified, "No, please let me go. If I expose my body in front of the camera, I … I'll faint!"
"What's wrong with that? Everything below your shoulders is in the water anyway … it's fine if you don't like it, it's boring! "
The topic quickly changed to film city's hardships and fun. Ai Mi, who experienced it personally, mostly talked about the hardships, while Xiao Qin, who was a bystander, talked about a lot of interesting things.
"The day before yesterday, the crew hired two elephants from the circus to film. I didn't expect the elephants to secretly drink beer and destroy several studios. It was a huge loss!"
"Hmph, what's so funny? People who know martial arts might think it's a joke, but us ordinary people were in danger! But thanks to the elephants, I can rest for two days … "
It was finally time for dinner, and I finally had a use — — to bring the dishes to the table. The result of their hard work was a table full of sumptuous dishes that exuded an alluring fragrance.
Sweet and sour pineapple pork, lettuce salad, sweet and sour fish (a remake after Xiong YaoYue destroyed it), three delicacies, shredded sweet potatoes …
The combination of meat and vegetables was meticulously prepared. I haven't eaten the class leader's cooking ever since I forcefully hugged her, it feels nostalgic now!
Actually, there's not much difference between a birthday party and a normal dinner party. It's just 'eating', 'drinking', and blessings to the birthday girl.
"I wish CaiCai will grow prettier!" This was a blessing from a normal girl. The class leader, Loud Mouth, and Xiao Qin all used this type of blessing.
"I wish CaiCai's life will be colorful!" This was a blessing from a literary girl. Xiao Ling also used this type of blessing.
"I wish CaiCai's breasts will grow bigger and bigger!" This was a blessing from a retarded girl.
"The last one doesn't count!" Gong CaiCai quickly denied as if there was a fairy eavesdropping on us, "I already wrap my breasts with stockings when I sleep, I hope it will become smaller …"
Only Ai Mi and I didn't say our blessings. After Ai Mi finished her coke, she leaned on the table with one arm out of boredom.
After listening to everyone's conversation, Ai Mi said in a strange tone: "Then would you be happy if I wished for your breasts to become smaller and smaller?"
"Mhmm!" Gong CaiCai agreed quickly, "I'm working towards that goal! Thank you! "
I inadvertently saw Xiao Qin, who was sitting on my left, secretly clenching her fists. She must have thought Gong CaiCai's troubles attracted hatred. But it's my birthday. If you mess around, I won't ignore it!
Xiao Qin finally suppressed her jealousy and I breathed a sigh of relief. I raised my cup full of juice and wished for Gong CaiCai's grades to get better and better. This was a blessing for a student, so Gong CaiCai was also very satisfied as a study commissary.
After the blessing, it was time to blow out the candles and cut the cake. When the lights were turned off, I suddenly felt a tender hand on my thigh.
It was definitely Xiao Qin's hand! How dare you sexually harass me in front of so many people in someone else's home?
I slapped Xiao Qin's hand away without hesitation. I didn't expect Ai Mi to also notice Xiao Qin assaulting her manservant with the help of the newly lit candlelight, so she also reached over and tried to shove Xiao Qin's hand away.
In the end, my slap hit the back of both Xiao Qin and Ai Mi's hands at the same time! Xiao Qin and Ai Mi screamed at the same time and Loud Mouth, who was in charge of lighting the candles, was so shocked that her hands trembled. The class leader looked towards me in confusion, not knowing what happened.
Don't misunderstand me! The two of them screamed because of me, but I didn't take advantage of the darkness to molest them! They were the ones who put their hands on my thigh first! In other words, I was the one who was molested! Of course, the credibility of this statement is very low … but at least you can trust that I wouldn't molest my own sister!
"Ye Lin classmate is so rough …" Xiao Qin muttered in a low voice.
"The manservant actually dares to hit the owner? Do you not want to receive your monthly salary? "
Hey, I don't even have a monthly salary, right? Are you talking about that unlimited American Express black card? That card has already been invalidated! Your news is seriously lagging! Right now, I'm working for you as your brother for free. You should at least be grateful!
Gong CaiCai puffed up her cheeks and used all her strength to blow out 14 candles in one breath. Then, she closed her eyes and made a wish.
Loud Mouth excitedly asked: "What wish did you make? Is it to be able to find a good husband in the future? "
"Ignore Geng YuHong." The class leader said, "Wishes won't come true if you say it."
"It's not like I can't say it …" Gong CaiCai said shyly, "My wish is world peace, I make this wish every year on my birthday …"
"Why world peace?" Loud Mouth was puzzled, "World peace is something even the UN Secretary General can't manage, it doesn't benefit you at all!"
"Um … it's actually beneficial for me." Gong CaiCai explained, "My elementary school teacher once said 'better to be a dog in peace than a person in chaos', if there's a war …"
"I understand!" Xiong YaoYue came to a sudden realization, "Cai Cai is really far-sighted! If there's a third world war, me, the class leader, Ye Lin, and I can all join the army to serve our country, Xiao Qin can probably do it too, Loud Mouth and Little Smart can go to the propaganda department, but Cai Cai can't even do chow duty, maybe … maybe she'll be forced to be a comfort woman! Sob sob sob … what a sad fate! "
Who wants to be a comfort woman! Our great People's Republic of China won't be like Japan and have comfort women! Also, you said she'll be a comfort woman on her birthday! You should at least look at the surrounding atmosphere!
The class leader probably pulled on your ear and taught you a lesson! You probably apologized to Gong CaiCai after you realized it! If you knew it was going to be like this, it's not always a good thing to be outspoken!
"It's true that I'm useless if there's a war." Gong CaiCai admitted, "But the main reason I pray for world peace is because I hope the weak animals can survive. Otherwise, if even humans can't survive, then the animals will suffer even more …"
Perhaps Gong CaiCai really was an animal protector, she ate very little meat at the dinner table, in stark contrast to me who only ate meat dishes.
I thought the day would end in peace, but I suddenly received an anonymous text message.
"Ye YuanFeng was arrested for carrying a large amount of drugs. If you don't want to implicate your father, come here and surrender yourself."
The message was signed with the word 'Ma'.
Damn Constable Ma! I have nothing to say if you arrested my dad for wiping out pornography online, but my dad would never touch drugs! Who was the one who set him up!?
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