At 4 pm, I led the cross-dressed Shu Zhe out and prepared to meet up with Xiao Ding.
Shu Zhe was a lot more daring this time because he had the experience of cross-dressing and I was by his side. Maybe the numerous video chats with 'Cilantro Buns' also increased his confidence.
He walked side by side with me in a slightly behind position. The covetous and jealous gazes of the men and women passing by made him feel like he was on cloud nine.
The most unbearable thing was that many vulgar men were looking at me with envious gazes! They must think I'm Shu Zhe's boyfriend!
Shu Zhe saw all the envy, jealousy, and hatred in his eyes. He puffed out his chest and raised his head, feeling proud and arrogant.
What's there to be proud of! Your breasts are fake! Dressing up as a woman can attract more attention to your appearance, so you're using this kind of method to realize your own value for the super vain you are?
In order to prevent acquaintances from recognizing me and causing unnecessary trouble, I wore sunglasses when I went out today. That's why the men passing by were only jealous that I had a beautiful girlfriend and didn't express any emotions like 'a beautiful flower stuck in cow dung'.
Shu Zhe was originally carrying a neutral bag to store his daily necessities, but when we passed by a bag store, he suddenly said he wanted to buy a bag that matched his current temperament and walked in without any explanation.
After entering the store, not only did Shu Zhe communicate with the salesgirl very naturally and smoothly, he even made me stand stupidly on the side waiting for the bill as if I was his real boyfriend.
After spending over 400 yuan to buy a new bag, Shu Zhe transferred his daily necessities into the bag and happily put on the new bag. His spirit had increased to varying degrees, and he handed the old bag to me to put away.
"You're looting a burning house!" I said angrily after leaving the bag store, "Last time I only promised to reimburse you for the cost of this outfit, I never said I would buy you a bag!"
Shu Zhe lightly lifted a lock of hair in front of him and said with disdain: "Bags are a part of women's clothing, bro Ye Lin is ignorant!"
Of course, Shu Zhe said this with a fake voice. Since the beginning of his conversation with the employee, he had been using a feminine voice to speak, so he didn't arouse any suspicion. Even I, who knew the inside story, had to admit that Shu Zhe was almost invincible when it came to pretending to be a girl.
"All businessmen are sly. Brother Ye Lin, since you introduced me to Xiao Ding as his temporary girlfriend, you must have gotten a lot of benefits, right?"
Shu Zhe made malicious guesses about me.
"Of course not!" I denied it. "Why can't you believe that there are 'friends' that don't involve benefits?"
"Because I don't have that kind of friend!" Shu Zhe answered straightforwardly, "Some of my 'friends' saw how generous I was, or they know I have a beautiful sister. The other people who were jealous of me and spoke ill of me behind my back are begging me to be their friend after they heard you would protect me. Although I looked down on them, I allowed them to be friends. There was no harm in letting them do this and that. In any case, friends were meant to be used and sold! Who knows, they might come in handy one day! "
Hmph, although she disguised herself as a sweet girl, she's still as selfish as before!
I met Xiao Ding who had been waiting for a long time in front of the Xinhua bookstore. His eyes widened when he saw Shu Zhe behind me.
"This … Xiao Ye, are you messing with me!" Xiao Ding pulled me over and whispered in my ear, "She's clearly a beautiful girl, how can you say she's a guy!"
"Fine." I nodded, "I won't object if you want to treat him as a girl. Does he satisfy your request?"
"His appearance is top-notch, but his voice …"
After careful consideration, Xiao Ding felt that there was no need for me to call a girl a guy, but he was still a bit worried about the trap voice.
Shu Zhe glanced at the chubby Xiao Ding with eyes full of disdain. He crossed his arms and said in a sharp voice:
"Cut the crap! Give me my pay first! Who knows if you'll owe me my pay like bro Ye Lin! "
Using the "fake voice" to the extreme, Xiao Ding felt dizzy. He was obviously charmed by the cuteness. Without saying anything, he took out his wallet and gave all the extra money he earned from pretending to be a fake tiger to Shu Zhe.
Shu Zhe took the money and habitually looked at the watermark under the sunlight, then he carefully put it into his new bag.
The people going in and out of the Xinhua bookstore were suspicious when they saw us two men and one woman giving money on the street. Some people whispered and suspected we were conducting some illegal transactions.
To be honest, I really did look like a pimp when I stood between Xiao Ding and Shu Zhe with sunglasses on. Luckily we didn't run into any curious police, or else "Middle school student introducing a trap for prostitution" would be the headline of Dong Shan Daily tomorrow!
"By the way, are you really Shu Sha's brother, Shu Zhe?"
Xiao Ding still found it hard to believe.
Shu Zhe's face instantly showed a disgusted expression when he heard his own name.
"Don't call me by my real name! What if I get exposed! You have to call me a pseudonym the entire time, just call me Xiao Hong! "
So it's still 'Xiao Hong' derived from 'Red Bean Meimei'? I'm probably used to it since I'm always called that when I video chat with Cilantro Buns.
I wonder what Shu Zhe's ex-girlfriend, Xiao Hong, would have if she found out Shu Zhe was using the same name as her to be someone else's temporary girlfriend.
"When is the get-together for you otakus ending?"
Shu Zhe acted like a wild girlfriend in front of Xiao Ding.
"Around, around 8 o 'clock …" Xiao Ding was not short, but he always lowered his head and blushed when talking to' Xiao Hong ', making him seem a lot weaker.
But compared to usual, this was already good. Xiao Ding usually couldn't say a word when he saw a beautiful girl, so traps were actually the most suitable candidate for the temporary girlfriend plan.
"Then, bro Ye Lin, come here to pick me up at 7: 40, you can't be late, got it!"
Huh? Shu Zhe, did you eat a leopard's guts? You're actually speaking to me like that?
"Bro Ye Lin, can you not put on a stinky face!" Shu Zhe made a gesture of covering his nose, as if my face was really 'stinky'.
"I have to leave this outfit and my new bag at your place before I can go home! Otherwise, if I have too many pieces and my sister finds out, you, and you — — "
He pointed at me and Xiao Ding, "Just wait for your bad luck!"
I had to admit that what Shu Zhe said was reasonable, and Xiao Ding had a favor to ask of Shu Zhe, so he nodded and bowed, not daring to disobey.
The Xinhua bookstore was only two stops away from the coffee shop, so Xiao Ding suggested that the two of them walk. Moreover, they had to speak in unison on the way so they wouldn't be exposed at the dinner table.
Shu Zhe complained that his feet hurt walking with new shoes, so he told Xiao Ding to call a taxi. Xiao Ding hesitated for a second, then Shu Zhe hugged one of Xiao Ding's arms and said coquettishly:
"I want to take a taxi ~ ~ ~ ~ ~"
Xiao Ding's face immediately turned bright red and steam came out of his head as if he was drunk. He staggered and waved for a taxi to stop on the side of the street, then he got in with Shu Zhe and Xiao Ding.
Before Shu Zhe entered the taxi, he proudly winked at me as if he was saying: "Look at how stupid you men are! You'll listen to me if I use a bit of charm. "
Bastard! Remember before you say something like that, you're also a man!
Watching the taxi drive off, I returned home in boredom. Other than managing the online store, I was a bit worried that Shu Zhe and Xiao Ding would mess things up.
In the end, when I went to the Xinhua bookstore at 8 pm to wait for him (I purposely didn't go at 7: 40), he arrived almost half an hour late. He also seemed listless and had a confused look in his eyes. He didn't say anything when I asked him what happened.
After changing clothes at my house, he reluctantly left the entire set of women's clothing at my house, then he went back a bit lonely.
It's strange, he usually asks me for taxi fare! Also, other than the new bag, he hasn't asked me for reimbursement of the other outfits. This isn't like him!
Could it be that Xiao Ding was aroused by lust and couldn't control himself and burst his chrysanthemum? But Xiao Ding isn't that kind of person, and Shu Zhe's clothes weren't damaged at all. What's going on!
I called Xiao Ding a few times that night, but he didn't pick up, which made me quite depressed. Fortunately, when I went to the Love Pet Hospital the next day, not only was he there, he even said he would treat me to a meal and tell me what happened last night.
I noticed that the corners of Xiao Ding's eyes were black, and his arms were bruised all over, like he was beaten.
Could it be that he met with fierce resistance when he tried to do bad things to Shu Zhe? If that's the case, with Shu Zhe's personality, he should be asking me for more "mental damage compensation", right? Why was he silent?
Xiao Ding looked out the window while eating shredded potato rolls with me, then he sighed and said:
"Actually, last night, I fought with the leader of the LOL group, the guy with the ID 'Unending Flow'."
Ah? It really was a war of words online, and a real person PK offline!
According to what I know, the flow of online battles between dota and LOL groups usually goes like this:
First, the dota group veteran yelled: "Are you a LOL dog?" The LOL young general was not willing to be outdone: "Old dota thief, don't get cocky. If you dare come, I'll let you eat my d * ck!" The veteran got angry: "LOL is a retarded game only elementary school students play! Only real men play Dota! "
After the regular exchange of words, they would enter the next stage of the 300 rounds of battle, the specific performance was:
Dota fans: "You motherf * cker!" LOL fans: "You motherf * cker!" Dota fans: "You motherf * cker!" LOL fans: "You motherf * cker!"
After six hours, both sides were exhausted, and there was no clear victor, so they both went back to camp.
I never thought that the two sides that only knew how to talk online would actually have the courage to PK in real life! I've never heard of the L party and D party entering the third stage! Is this the sign of an all-out war!
I asked Xiao Ding how they started fighting. Xiao Ding took a bite of the shredded potato rolls and said quietly:
"I'll have to start with the name 'Unending Flow'. He introduced himself as Fan Chuan, nicknamed 'Xiao Chuan'. He is indeed a university student, and his girlfriend is his university classmate, so he didn't reveal any flaws …"
Huh? The name Fan Chuan sounds a bit familiar?
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