Today is already Friday. In order to finish writing before 10 pm on Saturday night, I need to find a substitute writer as soon as possible.
It's best if the substitute writer is someone from our class. Their writing must be good, and it's best if they can continue writing until the matter is exposed.
Although there are plenty of boys who have better writing than me, it would be troublesome if Ai Mi's mother can tell the difference between male and female writing styles.
So I should find a female classmate who has good writing and can work with me for a long time.
Xiao Qin seems to meet all of my requirements.
But I don't want to have a long term relationship with her.
It's best to find someone else.
Who should I find?
Because the school uniform was washed, so today I wore a dark gray casual clothes, feet are still sneakers.
I always tend to wear dark colored clothes because I always feel that my fighting power is higher when I wear dark colored clothes.
I still ran three laps around DongShan Lake, then went to the street store to eat breakfast.
The grandpa wearing a purple kung fu shirt was still practicing by the lake. Although he had white hair and beard, and was probably 80 years old, he was hale and hearty, and his moves were vigorous.
What time did he wake up in the morning? It seems that I'm not diligent enough!
The grandpa watched me run over and nodded slightly to me.
Maybe it's because young people are all staying at home and rarely come out to exercise like me?
I didn't meet Xiao Qin.
She might not have gotten the latest information on my route yet.
So she's not omnipotent? Or did she get delayed by something inconvenient?
After I arrived at the classroom, I found that Xiao Qin was already sitting in her seat, with her head down, arranging her textbook.
Did she come early because she was afraid of standing in the cold wind like yesterday?
Isn't that right, she should study hard at a young age, then when she grows up, it's fine to just build up the country, why does she have to pester me?
I sat down in my chair, and Xiao Qin was startled, only then did she realize I was here.
She raised her head to look at me, and her face immediately showed an expression as if it was the end of the world.
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate, you …"
I was scared by her expression and tone. I thought my face had rotted, and I subconsciously reached out to touch it.
"You, why aren't you wearing your school uniform!!"
Xiao Qin shouted.
"Ah? It's not like you care if I'm wearing my school uniform or not! It's not like you're in the class! "
"But, but if you don't wear your school uniform, then we won't be wearing matching outfits!!"
Who wants to wear a couple's outfit with you? Also, if you want to wear a couple's outfit with someone else, you can pick any one of the 400 people in the school! Why do you look like you've been abandoned by me!
Xiao Qin was so sad that she stopped talking.
I suddenly noticed that her eyes were red.
"Hey, what happened to your eyes?"
Did she cry last night? But I didn't bully her yesterday?
Xiao Qin blushed when she heard my concern. She pressed her index fingers together and stammered:
"Sorry, I'm as red as a rabbit. You must be laughing at me in your heart, right? If I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have gone out today. I would have hidden under the blanket and not let anyone see me … "
"Hiding under the blanket will make my eyesight worse. Also, you didn't tell me what happened."
Xiao Qin shivered when she heard my impatient tone. It was as if I would slap her like the abusive husband in some TV series.
"I … I wanted to make Ye Lin classmate happy …"
"Ah? Why did your eyes turn red because you wanted to make me happy? "
"Well, Ye Lin classmate didn't lend me that manga to study yesterday. I think it was because Ye Lin classmate was embarrassed? It's my fault for making Ye Lin classmate feel embarrassed. "
Xiao Qin said as she lowered her head and apologized.
"It's good that you know your mistake, don't do it again."
"Well, I won't trouble Ye Lin classmate anymore. I'll learn all kinds of knowledge by myself."
Eh? What do you mean by 'all kinds of knowledge'? What kind of knowledge are you talking about? What kind of knowledge are you trying to learn to make your eyes so red?
"I think that since Ye Lin classmate likes that kind of manga, you definitely want your future girlfriend to be like the manga … Although I really want to learn from it, Ye Lin classmate won't lend it to me, so I can only look for similar things online …"
Look for similar things online? Where would you look? Porn websites? You're a girl, but you also go on porn websites! You spend an entire night on porn websites, and the next day you tell a male classmate, aren't you ashamed!
As if she didn't notice that I was glaring at her, Xiao Qin continued:
"I originally thought that kind of manga would be easy to find, but I couldn't find it no matter how hard I looked."
Good, good, it seems that Xiao Qin isn't particularly proficient with computers. If she could easily find porn websites, then there wouldn't be so many otakus asking for URLs on QQ.
"Sigh, I didn't find anything for a long time, I feel like I'm really stupid! How am I going to make Ye Lin classmate happy in the future if I'm this stupid! "
No, you don't have to make me happy, I'm already satisfied that you didn't kill me.
"So, I asked everyone on Baidu if they could help me."
Do you know how to use Baidu? Would anyone even answer this kind of question?
"I wrote this in the question: Hello everyone, my boyfriend is very perverted, where should I go to learn more H knowledge to make him happy?"
Who's your boyfriend! Who's very perverted! Who would be happy just because you learned H's knowledge!
"I didn't think anyone would answer right away, but everyone seemed very enthusiastic."
I can roughly imagine how hot this question was.
"At first, there were a few enthusiastic netizens who left their QQ numbers and asked me to add them as friends. They said they wanted to teach me about H personally …"
Hurry up and reject them! Those are the weird uncles who want to trick you into video chatting with them! Maybe Director Cao, that big loss, was one of them!
"I thought the tone of their messages was very strange, so I ignored them."
Good thing, I still have some common sense.
"Later, there were a few serious netizens who left a few URLs …"
Serious my ass! What's the point of leaving pornographic URLs for girls! By the way, did you actually click on them!
"I finally pasted the URLs to the correct place, then hit the enter key. I thought I wouldn't have to trouble Ye Lin classmate to teach me anymore, I could be self-taught."
Self-taught my ass! What kind of person are you trying to become by learning this kind of stuff! Hurry up and click on the top right corner of the page and close those pages that corrupt young people!
"But I waited for a long time, but nothing appeared on the page."
Is it an invalid URL? Because the people's government is very strict, the lifespan of pornographic websites is usually very short.
"Then … then …"
Xiao Qin had an expression as if she was watching a horror movie.
"Then mom's laptop suddenly made a weird sound!!"
Ah? Or she's using her mom's laptop to surf pornographic websites! If Auntie Ren knew her daughter did this kind of thing, she would definitely cry because of her failure in educating her.
"What kind of weird sound is it?"
To be honest, I was also a bit curious.
"It's … it's like there's a female ghost in the laptop …"
Ah? The previous news headline was still "A young girl in the prime of her youth secretly surfing pornographic websites", did it immediately become a modern version of Liaozhai?
"I think the female ghost seemed to be in a lot of pain …"
"What kind of pain?"
"She was screaming very miserably, very loudly, she was probably beaten by someone …"
I vaguely felt that something was wrong.
"She was screaming while begging for mercy: Master, master …"
Don't say it! Isn't this a page that often pops up on pornographic websites! First, it's a vulgar flash animation, then it's accompanied by a woman's moans to lure people in. Actually, it's just a registration link for some stupid online game!
"The female ghost kept screaming, I was a bit scared, I wanted to close the page, but no matter how I clicked close, there was no response. I thought my mom's laptop might be broken … "
Did she get poisoned? Did she get poisoned because her unfilial daughter secretly used it to surf pornographic websites? Auntie Ren's reputation as a world MMA champion was destroyed by you!
"I fixed my mom's laptop for a long time, my eyes were red, I even removed the battery but I couldn't fix it. Now, as soon as I turn it on, a lot of naked women will pop up, and the female ghost is also screaming …"
Serves you right! Let's see what you'll do when Auntie Ren comes back! She'll definitely spank your ass to punish her bad daughter!
The more she spoke, the sadder she became, and she looked at me with pleading eyes.
"What should I do, Ye Lin classmate, my mom is coming home on Sunday. If she finds that the laptop is filled with those kinds of things, she'll definitely scold me to death …"
Eh, only scolding and not spanking? It doesn't seem to be enough?
"Although I said I don't want to trouble Ye Lin classmate, I, I'm at my wit's end … Tomorrow is Saturday, can Ye Lin classmate come to my house and help me expel the female ghost from the laptop?"
Who wants to go to your house! Also, I'm not a Daoist, I don't know how to exorcise ghosts or catch demons! Also, I still have Ai Mi's matter on Saturday, how can I handle it!
"I don't have time! Also, Auntie Ren's laptop is definitely a brand, right? Can't you just contact the after-sales service and they'll help you fix it? "
Xiao Qin looked at me as if I just abandoned her and the child in her stomach.
"How, how can it be like this? How can I show such a shameful laptop to the after-sales service … How can I face people in the future! Also, what if the after-sales service sees me alone at home and the laptop is infected with that kind of virus, they might have evil intentions and plot against me! "
Who would have that kind of after-sales service person? Do you think this is the plot of a Japanese AV film! Also, you're so skilled, it doesn't matter if it's ASUS or Lenovo who has evil intentions, they will still have their necks snapped by you!
"Anyway, I'm not going!"
I steeled my heart, I definitely can't go to Xiao Qin's house, there might be some traps waiting for me.
"But, but, if Ye Lin classmate helps me fix my computer, I'll return brother Optimus Prime to you!"
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