Nothing major happened on Friday and it passed by without any surprises.
It was a blessing in a misfortune.
Except for the great loss, Eunuch Cao ran to my side during the lunch break and said to me with a smile:
"Congratulations master, congratulations master!"
I knew he wouldn't say anything good, but who told me to have few friends in the class? If I don't listen to Eunuch Cao's nonsense, I have to listen to Xiao Qin's dirty jokes.
Fortunately, Xiao Qin went to the cafeteria to eat and hasn't returned yet.
What made me puzzled was that she went to eat with the class leader and her group.
Although I didn't think that way, from Xiao Qin's point of view, shouldn't the class leader be her "love rival"? Is it okay to be so intimate with a love rival? Or will Xiao Qin do something I can't think of?
I'm a bit worried about how Xiao Qin and the class leader will get along.
"Jie Jie Jie Jie, Sect Leader Ye, why do you look so worried? It's clearly a joyous occasion! "
"Evil creature, where did the joy come from?"
"Jie Jie Jie Jie, today in language class, although the class leader punched and kicked you … But according to disciple's observation, the class leader was angry and shy. Sooner or later, she will bow down to master's tyrannical aura! This way, together with Master Xiao Qin's wife, master will have beauties on both sides. The day when you can pick as you please in class 2-3 is just around the corner! "
I squinted and frowned at him to see if he dared to continue.
"Master, you are wise and have superb methods. This disciple admires you greatly. In the future, you will not be inferior to founder Guan Xi. You will expand our sect's territory and make a great career!"
After all this time, the founder of my sect is Edison Chen? How come I don't remember him teaching me martial arts? Expand our territory? Expand our territory on someone else's wife? I don't want to pass on this kind of evil sect that destroys the unity of families! It's better to go extinct earlier! Let's start with you, Cao JingShen!
I spat at Cao JingShen.
"Hmph, you analyzed it well. Now you can go eat shit."
"I will obey master's orders."
Cao JingShen bowed with a smile and retreated out of the classroom.
If he transmigrated back to the Qing Dynasty and became a eunuch, he would probably be able to reach a very high position.
After I got home, I saw my dad was still cooking in the kitchen, so I went to the landline phone in the living room and dialed Ai Mi's number.
It rang five times, but no one answered. Ai Mi said she always carried her phone with her. If she didn't answer it immediately, it must be an inconvenient occasion to talk.
Maybe there were bodyguards watching from the side? Since Peng TouSi was Ai Mi's mother's loyal dog, he definitely wouldn't allow Ai Mi to cheat in calligraphy.
I couldn't just hang myself on one tree. I dialed Xing Xing's number.
The boss of the Five Tiger Punishment Squad had told me more than once that I should look for him if I needed anything. If I didn't look for him, then I wouldn't be a good friend.
I saw that he was sincere, so I reluctantly went to see him this time.
It only rang once before someone picked up the phone.
"Big Brother Ye! Brother Ye! Is that you? You actually called us! "
Xing Xing sounded so excited that I had to move my ear away from the receiver.
"Yes, it's me, Xing Xing. I need your help with something …"
"Okay! As long as Big Brother Ye says the word, us brothers will go through fire and water without hesitation! Big Brother Ye, where are we going to chop people this time? "
Fuck, I'm looking for you guys just to chop people? This time? Did it happen before! Let alone the fact that I won't bring my underlings to chop people, even if I did go to chop people, I wouldn't bring you five pieces of trash!
I think even Loud Mouth's fighting strength is stronger than you guys!
"It's not chopping people, don't be so excited. I just want to ask, if there are any good ways for students from other schools to sneak into your QingZi Academy. "
"Eh? Big Brother Ye, you want to come to our school? Which blind person offended you? You don't have to do it yourself! Just say the word, and us five brothers will chop them up! "
Xing Xing, this idiot, keeps talking about chopping people, he doesn't even look in the mirror to see how much fighting strength he has. The more you haven't fought before, the more you like to keep the word "chopping people" hanging around your mouth.
Originally, the task of delivering the checkered book to Ai Mi was very easy, I didn't have to do it personally.
But I felt uneasy leaving it to the Five Tiger Punishment Squad to do it for me.
What's more, the fewer people who know about Ai Mi's cheating, the better.
So I simply said that I was going to QingZi Academy to find a girl, personally hand her something, and asked if there was any way to bypass the security at the school gate.
Xing Xing stared blankly for a moment, then said with an understanding tone:
"Big Brother Ye, you've changed your target! You're not going to chase that Ren girl anymore? That's right, you can pick up and let go, I admire you! But our school's female dormitory isn't easy to get close to … "
"You don't have to worry about how I get to the female dormitory, just bring me through the school gate."
"Yes, yes! Big Brother Ye must have a lot of experience, we were worrying for nothing! "
You could hear the people on the other end of the phone talking at once:
"Didn't I say that Big Brother Ye is a dragon among men? No matter which heavily guarded female dormitory, Big Brother Ye can pry it open! "
"That's right! Don't underestimate this unique skill, a lot of martial arts masters want to learn this skill, but Big Brother Ye doesn't teach it to them! "
Damn, I'm a dragon among men! Your family's martial arts masters learn to break down doors and pick locks! And it's a secret unique skill? Do you really think I'm the successor of a flower picking sect!
Finally, we agreed to let Xing Xing prepare first, wait until I get in touch with Ai Mi, then tell them the specific time.
I just hung up the receiver when the phone rang again.
"Hello, this is the Happy Valley Love Shop …"
I subconsciously thought it was a customer of the online store.
"Love my ass!!"
Ai Mi's furious voice came from the receiver.
My ears were about to go deaf.
"Manservant! Why didn't you pick up my call! "
Ai Mi's questioning tone.
"You were the one who didn't pick up my call first, okay? I saw that you were busy, so I called someone else first. Of course you couldn't call if the line was busy! "
Ai Mi snorted, maybe she didn't think of a suitable word to scold me. For a moment, I could only hear the sound of her childish breathing through the receiver.
It seemed to be a sweet breathing sound, it made people feel at ease and comfortable, and it also had a kind of surreal dreamlike feeling.
"Um, about the checkered book, did you take care of it?"
"Okay, when is it convenient for you to come and get it?"
"Who's going to get it! I'm very busy! Send it over! "
I knew she would say that.
"Then, can I make it if I send it tomorrow morning?"
"No! Bring it over to me tonight! I want it now! "
"Eh? I haven't even eaten dinner yet! "
"What dinner! You haven't even solved the master's problem, a manservant like you still has the face to eat!? "
She's starting to be unreasonable again. Ai Mi, this little bastard, sometimes I really want to beat her up.
But I didn't retort over the phone. My dad had already finished cooking, he was stuffing rice into his mouth while looking at me curiously.
I promised Ai Mi that I would send the things over tonight, no later than 8 o 'clock. Ai Mi also told me the location of the girls' apartment building and the general situation.
I still think I should eat dinner before going out.
Ai Mi is also not related to me, why would I work so hard for her.
"Xiao Lin?"
My dad looked at my thoughtful expression and called me.
"Xiao Lin, do you have a date?"
What date! It's more like sending cheating materials to a little girl who still smells of her mother's milk! Dad, can you not be so nosy? Did you finish watching Scientific American? Wait until you see Ai Mi, then you'll know how unscientific Americans are!
"What date, she just asked me for help with some miscellaneous stuff."
"Oh, then don't eat at home, go out and eat."
Eh? Dad, why are you kicking your son out of the house! I didn't do anything heartless by answering a phone call, why aren't I even allowed to eat today?
Seeing my puzzled face, my dad frowned.
"Actually, I put too much salt in it, it's killing me …"
"Then why are you still eating!"
"I'll eat a few mouthfuls, if I really can't eat anymore, I'll go make a bag of instant noodles. Ever since I read the reportage of North Korea a few days ago, I always feel like wasting food is a sin … "
That's right, there are only two fatties in North Korea, Kim Jong Il and Kim Jong Un. One even died two years ago, so of course food is precious.
I had no choice but to check the checkered notebook in my bag one last time, take out the extra things from the bag, and wait for another 20 minutes before going downstairs.
I received a call from Xing Xing earlier, saying that everything was done and he would drive over to pick me up.
I walked to the entrance of the neighborhood, and sure enough, I saw a silver-gray BMW parked there. I saw the driver last time, he's a middle-aged uncle who doesn't talk much. Xing Xing sat in the passenger seat and extended his hand out of the window to greet me.
"Big Brother Ye, over here! Over here! "
I opened the back door and threw myself in.
There was only Xing Xing and the driver, I didn't see the other four people.
"Big Brother Ye, the brothers all wanted to come, but I don't think we're going to kill people, so it's useless to bring too many people, so I let them stay."
Not bad, I really can't make it too public that I'm sending things to Ai Mi.
After the car drove in the direction of QingZi Academy, Xing Xing handed over a bulging business handbag from above the seat.
"Big Brother Ye, I got you a QingZi Academy uniform, the size shouldn't be a problem, you can try it on later."
I opened the handbag, and sure enough, I saw a coffee-colored student suit.
"There's also the school badge that students often wear, it's in the outermost pocket."
Xing Xing impatiently introduced it to me.
I touched it, and sure enough, there was a small metal badge that could fit in the palm of my hand. The shape was similar to the armband of China's armed police, it was a shield with a narrow bottom.
When I took out the school badge, I also brought out a string of unknown things. I took a closer look, it turned out to be Durex's twelve-piece condoms with raised points.
My face instantly darkened.
Xing Xing winked at me like a henchman. He meant, "Is there enough money for you tonight?"
He directly threw it out the window.
"Aiya", I saw in the rearview mirror, a certain unlucky female student was blindfolded by this string of condoms.
I really didn't do it on purpose, luckily she was walking on the sidewalk and not riding a bicycle, otherwise someone would have died.
Seeing me throw the condoms out, Xing Xing first opened his mouth wide, then his tone became even more admiring:
"Big Brother Ye! I really have to call you big brother! You're too fierce! "
"What do you mean?"
I didn't know what he meant.
"Do you even need to ask! In this day and age, everyone is either afraid of killing people or getting sick, only you dare to fight a real army! "
I think Xing Xing should be thrown into a blast furnace with Eunuch Cao, and directly destroyed.
Let's first try to see if this QingZi Academy uniform fits me.
Although I might show a bit of flesh when I change, what's there to be afraid of as a man?
I can't take it off as a hoodlum, whoever looks is a hoodlum.
It just so happens that the light in front of us is red.
I'll take it off first.
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