Finally, I warned the Five Tiger Punishment Squad not to cause trouble for Xiao Qin. Then, I said I had something to do and I had to go home first.
I didn't tell them the specific reason why they couldn't provoke Xiao Qin. Because if I told them in detail, I would have to admit that I didn't recognize her gender for so many years and was bullied by a girl for so long.
It would be too embarrassing to tell others (especially the Five Tiger Punishment Squad) about this.
When Xing Xing saw that I didn't agree with his plan, he beat his chest and stamped his feet in worry:
"Brother Ye, look, aren't you going soft on her again? The brothers are only going to say a few harsh words, it's not like we're actually going to hit her — — who dares to touch brother's woman? She's my sister-in-law in the future! Brother, brother, hey, brother, don't go … "
After I got home, my dad asked me why I got off school so early.
I said the last two classes were electives and extracurricular activities, so I came back first. Then, I gave the missing page of 《Color Classroom》 to my dad.
My dad didn't doubt me. Recently, there seemed to be a lot of books with printing quality problems. My dad went to make a call to exchange them.
I walked into my bedroom, made a shooting motion, and let my bag hang on the clothes rack in the corner of the room. Then, I laid down on the bed and thought about future countermeasures.
Ren Xiao Qin seized every opportunity to harass and seduce me every day, whether it's before or after school.
Although her methods of seduction were all learned from shoujo manga, compared to H manga, it was nothing more than a superficial level of a dragonfly touching the water.
But even so, it had a very bad influence on an innocent adolescent like me.
Although in H manga "there are beauties in the books", once a warm and fragrant person throws herself at you, the stimulation between the two can't be compared.
I was always on the defensive against Ren Xiao Qin's attacks, and the situation was very unfavorable.
I always felt that I should try to fight back.
Through these few days of observation, I also found some of Xiao Qin's weaknesses.
She seemed to have calculated that I wouldn't dare molest her, so she unscrupulously seduced me.
Because we've known each other for a long time and we've been together as a man, is she familiar enough to predict my reaction?
She also said that I was "very much like a fun toy".
So, seducing me was just a game, and the fun part was that she knew I would stop in the end.
Having one's bottom line calculated by the enemy was a very dangerous thing in a battle between two armies.
I opened the fingers of my right hand and stared at my palm.
Isn't that a manly hand? Why are you so timid when Xiao Qin seduces you?
Are you more shy than a girl? Was he going to continue being toyed with by the little tyrant?
I made up my mind and decided: Next time Ren XiaoQin dares to seduce me, I will really touch you!!
If an enemy dares to provoke me, then they must pay the price! Why didn't they open fire after crossing the border? Did they want them to attack their own capital?
Hmph, I will even take the initiative to attack.
You think I'm a gentleman? I'm going to be a gangster for you to see!
With that in mind, I felt that victory was within my grasp. I couldn't help but let out a series of evil laughter. My right hand also made a grabbing motion.
Actually, I haven't touched a girl's chest before, so I don't know what it feels like.
It's probably because my dad couldn't sell it, and the big-breasted big sister mouse pad I use is a little different, right?
I suddenly feel like I'm a pervert for thinking about girls' breasts and laughing weirdly at the same time.
But there's no other way, this is an essential step in order to launch a counterattack against Ren XiaoQin.
Speaking of which, it seems like Xiao Qin's chest isn't very obvious.
Hmph, I've decided, next time not only will I touch her, but I will also have a look of disdain and say: "Tsk, so small!? It's basically a Wangzai steamed bun! "
I must ruthlessly attack her self-confidence!
"Xiao Lin, Xiao Lin! There's a phone call! "
My dad shouted outside the door.
I got up to answer the phone and was a bit curious who was calling me.
I never told Xiao Qin my home phone number, and she should still be in class at this time. If the basketball team was playing, she should have told me when we were playing basketball at noon. Could it be the class leader? She can find my home phone number from the address book of a student's parent. Could it be that she doesn't want to admit defeat and wants to prove that my toothache is fake so that she can complain to the class teacher?
No, if it was the class leader, she would have definitely asked my dad for confirmation when he picked up the phone.
"Dad, who's on the phone?"
I walked to the extension in the living room and asked my dad as I brushed past him.
"I'm not sure, I think it's a young girl. She said she wanted a 'manservant' to answer the phone."
"Eh? Then dad, how do you know it's me? Maybe you called the wrong number! "
Although I said that, I already guessed it was that little girl Ai Mi.
"It should be you, right?" My dad scratched the back of his head with uncertainty. "That little girl was very bold and confident, as if she was our acquaintance. I'm guessing that she called you 'manservant' because you guys are playing house?"
Who's playing house with her! Dad, how old do you think I am! Besides, even if we're playing house, it's the role of the husband and wife, how can there be a strange setting like a manservant!
"Hello?"
I picked up the phone and asked in a bad mood.
"Manservant, why did you take so long to pick up the phone!"
Ai Mi's voice was quite angry.
"Who's a manservant? And how did you get my phone number? "
"Hmph, since I even got your name, getting your phone number is a piece of cake … People in China are so greedy, any information can be bought with money."
"How much did it cost?"
I couldn't help but ask.
"Only 1000 yuan."
Ai Mi felt like she took advantage of it.
Damn you, you prodigal son of a bitch! If you wanted to know my phone number, couldn't you have just asked me last night? Do you know how hard it is to make money in business? I almost died in school today in order to return a comic book to a client!
"Manservant, I have a task for you today."
Ai Mi pretended to be a little adult and said in a serious manner.
"I'm quitting, I haven't received a salary from you."
"Why haven't you received a salary! I paid for your onions last night! "
Ai Mi became anxious and seemed to be tapping the glass table with a small spoon on the other side of the phone.
"Hey, if you don't work for me, be careful of your hands getting shorter!"
It was just a common saying, "When you eat from others, you have to eat from others". It wasn't like this was a Hollywood sci-fi movie. If that's the case, then how many things did Doraemon take from someone with his short hands?
Also, did you only remember onions from the things I bought that day? Actually, the soy sauce beef was the most expensive, it cost 14 yuan and 25 cents! However, for someone like you who casually sells information for 1000 yuan, it's impossible for you to remember amounts under three digits, right?
If I knew it would be like this, I would have bought more things yesterday, at least fill up the fridge at home.
"Manservant, why aren't you talking?"
"If you're not satisfied with the salary, then work hard! If I'm happy, I'll give you a raise! "
"— — Of course, I'll also give you all kinds of small favors!"
Listening to Ai Mi's tone of thinking that she's a good boss, how much do I look forward to your small favors?
Dad seemed to be very curious as he leaned out of the study with a cup of coffee in his hand and pricked up his ears to listen.
Dad, get the hell back! If you really want to eavesdrop on your son's conversation, then pick up the phone in your room, you won't miss a single word! Why are you acting like Loud Mouth and Little Smart at school? Even if you listen to your son's gossip, who can you communicate with? With Director Cao's big loss?
"Okay, okay, Ai Mi, what do you want me to do for you?"
"Hmph, although it's a bit disrespectful for a mere manservant to call his master that, I'll be especially lenient and forgive you!"
"I don't need your forgiveness, if you don't say anything, I'll hang up the phone."
"Wait, wait! Other than the manservant, I don't trust anyone around me! Only you can help me with this matter! "
In the end, she's still a child, she's not calm at all, she'll show her true colors after a little scare.
It turns out that Ai Mi wanted me to help her with her checkered book.
Because she was asked by her mother to practice writing and signing Chinese characters, Ai Mi would send a full ten pages of overseas faxes to her mother every Saturday to let her check if there's any progress.
Today was already Thursday, but because Ai Mi was playful and had a lot of things to do since she just arrived in China, she couldn't even write half of it.
Also, Ai Mi felt that even if she finished ten pages, her childish handwriting wouldn't satisfy her mother.
She was afraid of being scolded, so she wanted to find someone with better handwriting to help her cheat.
Because she just settled in Qing Zi Academy, she was unfamiliar with the place, and she felt that her classmates were all bribed by her mother, so she could only find me.
"How is it? Manservant, can you write it for me? "
Ai Mi seemed to be very eager.
"My … my handwriting isn't of the same school as yours …"
It's actually the same school, but they're both shameful schools.
"Ah? Chinese characters are divided into schools? The person who invented Chinese characters really had nothing better to do! Then do you know anyone who's close to my school? "
I looked back at my dad who was pretending to drink coffee. My dad's handwriting was pretty good whether it was with a pen or a brush. He could even earn foreign currency by exporting, but I can't use his handwriting, Ai Mi's mother will definitely see through it.
Realizing that I was staring at him, my dad embarrassedly went back to his study, but he still exposed one of his glasses leg ears.
There's nothing worth eavesdropping on, okay? Do you think I have a girlfriend outside?
I thought about it carefully, what Ai Mi said wasn't too difficult. After all, there are a lot of female classmates with good handwriting in the class.
"Okay, Ai Mi, I'll help you with this …"
"Great! I knew the manservant would agree! "
Ai Mi interrupted me and giggled on the other end of the phone.
Seeing her laugh so heartlessly, I couldn't help but want to give her a blow:
"Don't get your hopes up, at least write another five pages and prepare yourself!"
Ai Mi was very unhappy after hearing what I said:
"I don't want to write! My mom not only wants me to practice simplified characters, but she also wants me to practice traditional characters! There are so many strokes! How do you Celestial Empire people endure it! I'm not writing anyway! Go and hire someone to write for me! "
"Hire someone?"
"Yeah, hire someone! You Celestial Empire people are so greedy, would they write for me for nothing? "
Although Ai Mi is a prodigal, what she said is reasonable. If she gets someone to write for her first overseas fax, it's best to get that person to write in the future, or else it'll be easy to get exposed.
"Manservant, you said 1000 yuan a page, can you hire people?"
I almost crushed the phone receiver.
According to this price, it's ten thousand yuan for ten pages, do you want to scare the girls in our class to death!
"I don't need that much, 100 yuan a page is already very exaggerated."
Some good students only ask for 20 or 30 yuan to write a full set of homework for others.
What's more, the practice books are all large squares, and only about 100 words can be written on a page.
If it's calculated according to the price of 1000 yuan a page, it's 10 yuan per word! Evil American imperialists, you don't know the suffering of the common people!
"Eh? You can find someone to write for me with 100 yuan? You're not lying to me, right? "
"Actually, 100 yuan doesn't even need to be used …"
100 yuan a page, ten pages would be 1000 yuan, even if you worked part-time for a month, you might not even be able to earn that much.
But Ai Mi decided that the price could not be lowered any further. She said that the most important thing is to find a reliable person who can write for her. As for the commission, I can freely handle it, there is no cap.
"Manservant, my mom said that when I practice, I have to copy the simplified Chinese translation of the Old Testament of the Bible, you guys have to start from the first page! You have to finish in two days! I have to send a fax to my mom's office at 10 o 'clock on Saturday night! "
China's time is 12 hours earlier than the United States. When it's 10 o 'clock in China, it's exactly 10 o' clock in the United States. Is Ai Mi's mother willing to let her daughter sleep late to accommodate her own time in order to check on Ai Mi's results?
I don't think she's a very good mother.
"Manservant, on Friday or Saturday morning, bring me a fully written book, I will give you a bank card as an activity fund!"
"Activity fund?"
"Of course! How can you help me do things without an activity fund! You definitely don't have a bible at home, right? Do you have to go to a bookstore to buy it? Other than the commission for writing Chinese characters, there are still a lot of places to spend money in the future! "
In the end, it was decided that I would find a girl who can help Ai Mi write a book (it shouldn't be too hard to find in class 2-3, and the commission is very attractive). Then, I would bring the completed book to Qing Zi Academy before Saturday night and hand it over to Ai Mi. Then Ai Mi would give me an activity fund bank card for follow-up matters.
Although it's not easy for students from other schools to sneak into Qing Zi Academy, there should be a way, right?
Those five idiots from the Five Tiger Punishment Squad are students of Qing Zi Academy, and I also have Xing Xing's phone number.
Anyway, I'll go find a girl with good writing tomorrow.
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