Every time I use berserker mode, I can't help but want to pee.
Speaking of which, there's also a bad guy in 《Fist of the North Star》 who wants to pee every time he kills someone.
Am I a bit of a pervert?
But my bladder is full and there's no public toilet nearby.
I wanted to relieve myself against the surging water of DaNing river.
I suddenly remembered a poem my dad often recited, there seems to be a passage like this: "I live at the head of the river, you live at the tail. I think of you every day, we drink from the same river. "
Maybe I recited it wrong? But the meaning is more or less the same.
There's already someone drinking from this river, isn't it a bit immoral for me to pee here!
I might as well do it on the spot and pee against the pier!
If I pee against the pier, I can also add some fertilizer to the mushrooms and plants below.
I kicked the unconscious leader to the side — — don't block my pee!
Besides, even if it's someone I hate, I won't intentionally pee on them.
That would be shameless.
The school uniform sweatpants are not zipped, I can just pull them down a bit.
Hmm? I can't pee.
My bladder is clearly uncomfortable.
The reason why I can't pee is because I have a slight physiological reaction.
As expected, I'm a pervert.
It's said that some men will have physiological reactions when they fight.
Especially when he won the fight.
If I think about it carefully, it seems that in the animal world, the main reason males fight is to compete for the right to mate with females.
So I, the victor, have a physiological reaction.
Even if there's no female beside me, I still can't go against the biological laws that have evolved over hundreds of thousands of years.
As expected, berserker mode is a kind of beastial behavior.
It's best to use it less in the future, in case my intelligence gets lower and lower.
Ah, I'm finally out!
So comfortable, so free, my life was worth it.
Eh? My faucet is producing quite a bit of water today.
The sound of the water was covered by the surging water of DaNing river, so it wasn't particularly noticeable.
It's fine as long as no one sees it, it's like I'm a thief.
I don't do something like urinating and defecating anywhere, so I feel quite bad.
If there's a toilet within 500 meters, I wouldn't do it even if you beat me to death.
Suddenly, I heard the sound of a bicycle approaching.
At the same time, a flashlight shone behind me.
This … could it be the night patrol?
Or the helpers of the ruffians?
I didn't have time to think and turned around. I didn't pull up my pants because the water from the faucet was still arcing in the air.
No matter who you are, scaring me in the middle of urinating is wrong!
Just … take the magic treasure.
Fortunately, the man didn't walk into my shooting range. He was sitting on the bike with one hand on the handlebars and the other holding a flashlight. He was looking at me from a distance.
I squinted to adjust to the flashlight.
This man is wearing our school uniform.
It was black and long, so long that I was afraid it would get tangled in the wheels of my bicycle.
His face looked a little pale in the moonlight.
His eyes were as bright as a sniper's.
Isn't this the class leader Shu Sha?
Why are you here? I didn't hear that your family lived nearby! You're haunting me! Just because I pretended to have a toothache, you've been following me on your bicycle? Why are you so vengeful?
Also, stop staring at my faucet!
If you like it, go home and watch your little brother's!
Although I really want to put it away, the water in my bladder hasn't been emptied yet!
Also, what's with your reaction? Why aren't you covering your face like the other girls and yelling "Mommy, there's a pervert"? Instead, you're staring at me like you're studying ancient organisms!
Move your eyes away! I don't have any research value!
I'm finished, I exposed my lower body in front of a female classmate. This is already a very deep level of perverted behavior.
If Shu Sha spreads this, I won't be able to face anyone. Even my dad won't forgive me.
But … class leader, why didn't you even avert your eyes!
Is it because I saw your PS nude photos, so you also want to see mine?
Bastard, if you're not embarrassed, why should I be!
Do you think I'm afraid of you!
With this thought in mind, I humphed and continued to pour water. After I was done, I even shook my faucet twice.
The class leader's expression was like she saw the ugliest thing in the world.
Tsk, don't look if it's ugly!
I pulled up my pants and wasn't as nervous as before.
The class leader didn't talk to me, instead, she shined the flashlight at the figures lying at my feet.
What? Are you here to look for someone? Do you know someone among these ruffians? When you're at school, you're always so serious, accusing people of breaking the law, but in the end, you're the one who makes friends with ruffians?
Don't tell me your boyfriend is among the people I beat up?
The class leader shined the flashlight on the ground, but it seems she didn't find the person she was looking for.
She finally asked me: "Ye Lin, why did you beat up these people?"
Her tone was cold and serious, as if she was my guardian.
I really wanted to say that I was learning from Lei Feng, but when I saw the class leader's face full of distrust, I knew it would be useless.
"Hmph, no reason! They just looked at me a bit more while I was walking. "
I replied with an evil smile. My berserker mode hadn't faded yet, so you can imagine how scary my expression and tone was.
"You beat them up like this because they looked at them a bit more!?"
The class leader said with a bitter and hateful tone.
I tilted my head to give her a tacit approval.
"You … you violent maniac!"
"Hahaha, well said! I'm a violent maniac! If anyone dares to look at me casually, I'll beat them until they're lying on the ground. If I'm in a bad mood, I'll even kill their entire family! "
"You …"
The class leader was so angry that she couldn't speak.
"What about you? Huh? Class leader, you've already looked at me a few times! Aren't you afraid that I'll … "
I said as I stepped forward, as if I was going to catch her.
The class leader got on her bicycle and left.
Her reaction was pretty fast.
She rode in a hurry, and her long hair fluttered behind her.
In order to escape my clutches faster, she arched her body while riding, and accidentally revealed a section of her snow-white waist under her sportswear.
Seeing the class leader's posture of running for her life, I laughed proudly behind her.
I couldn't help but take two steps forward, purposely stomped my feet to make a loud noise, and even shouted:
"She's catching up!"
The class leader quivered and almost fell off her bicycle seat.
She finally forced herself to calm down, threw the flashlight into the basket as a headlight, and rode away.
The only female at the scene slipped away.
I should also go home.
My dad always advises me not to always fight with people, he said something like Sun Tzu said: kill a thousand enemies, lose eight hundred.
To be honest, my arm hurts a bit.
Maybe it's a bruise.
It would be great if I had Wolverine's claws.
If I used a weapon like brass knuckles or a baton, I wouldn't hurt my hand every time.
But when the Little Tyrant bullied me before, he never used anything like that.
That's why I always wanted to beat him with my bare hands.
How he wished he could have a fair and square fight with him again!
Looking at the five pieces of trash on the ground, I was so sad that I almost cried.
After I got home, I took a good shower.
My dad seems to have subscribed to the latest Global Science magazine, and he was sitting at the table reading it attentively.
I quietly took off my dirty clothes, slipped into the bathroom, and came out after taking a shower. He didn't move at all, and he didn't seem to notice that I fought at all.
Global Science is a world-famous popular science magazine, more than 100 Nobel Prize winners have contributed articles to them, and its original name was Scientific American.
I thought to myself, Americans are scientific my ass! Just look at Ai Mi, which part of her is scientific from head to toe? I still have to buy a Bible tomorrow and find someone to help me copy it!
"Right, dad, do we have a Bible at home? That thing that's especially unscientific? "
I suddenly wanted to ask my dad, who has a lot of books.
"We do!"
My dad raised his eyes from the magazine and looked at me with a strange curiosity.
"What, Xiao Lin, are you also studying religion?"
"No, I'm not interested in religion, it's just that it's suddenly useful — — can you lend it to me for a while?"
"Old Testament or New Testament? We don't have a two-in-one version. "
"As long as it's the Old Testament."
Ai Mi clearly said that she only needed the Old Testament.
"Why don't you look at the New Testament?" My dad frowned, "The God in the Old Testament is a bit overbearing and unreasonable!"
"Huh? Is the God in the New Testament reasonable? "
"It's better than the Old Testament … I can't like the God in the Old Testament no matter what."
My dad seems to have mentioned before that the God in the Old Testament doesn't go back on his word. If he tells you to kill your son as a sacrifice, you have to kill him. In order to test your loyalty, he will let your wife and children die. What a terrible parent.
I always felt that Ai Mi's mother only asked Ai Mi to copy the Old Testament, and there were some hints in this regard.
Hinting to Ai Mi: You will not have a good ending if you disobey me.
She treats her daughter as her own private property, but also treats herself as a high and mighty God.
I inexplicably began to hate Ai Mi's mother.
Really, other people's mothers have nothing to do with me.
As a result, the Old Testament Bible at home is a traditional version. Ai Mi's practice plan requires her to copy 5 pages of the simplified Bible and 5 pages of the traditional Bible.
I also have to buy a simplified version of the Bible tomorrow.
"Xiao Lin, don't you know traditional characters?"
My dad was puzzled when he heard that I was going to buy a simplified version.
Well, I do know traditional characters because I also read a lot of Hong Kong manga in the bookstore in my early years. But if I had to write simplified characters according to the traditional font, I would easily forget the words.
I don't know how other people are doing, but it's best to buy a simplified version of the Old Testament just in case.
I don't know if the bookstore near the school also sells Bibles in addition to teaching materials.
I'll try it tomorrow at noon.
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