Under Auntie Ren's disdainful gaze, my dad called Director Cao.
"Old Cao, I'm in the same trouble as you, can you help me think of a solution?"
Director Cao replied in a very interesting manner:
"No problem! Take a piece of paper and write it down! The best clinic for condyloma acuminatum is at 47 Tong Hu Road … "
"It's not condyloma acuminatum!" My dad felt ashamed in front of Auntie Ren, "It's an anti-pornography operation! I'm the one who's been caught by the anti-pornography brigade! "
The other side of the phone paused for a bit. "Boss Ye, you're not being realistic! You didn't even go to the foot wash house last time, and now you're out on your own? Let me tell you, you have to use science to get a chicken … "
My dad hurriedly interrupted him before he could spit out more filthy words: "It's not what you think, I'm being wronged! Anyway, hurry up and help me think of a solution. Um, doesn't the president of the HHH enthusiasts club have eyes and ears everywhere? Can you ask him to help me out of this situation? "
Director Cao hesitated for a bit, "Actually, I was also caught by the anti-pornography brigade a few days ago. The president just got me out, isn't it a bit too frequent to ask him for help so soon? The president probably thinks that the HHH enthusiasts club is filled with perverts … "
"Nonsense! He's the president, does he not know that his subordinates are filled with perverts! " My dad who accidentally yelled out loud quickly regretted it when he saw Auntie Ren's fake smile. "Anyways, I'm in an awkward situation right now. Tell the president that if he can save me, I won't forget his kindness!"
Director Cao sighed helplessly, "Fine, I'll trouble the president again, but the president isn't satisfied with your last AV review, so you have to change it in the future."
"Eh? What's wrong with my review? Was it too artistic? "
"No, the president admires your literary skills, but you used a joke about North Koreans having no food to eat, so don't use it again."
Although his father didn't understand how mocking North Korea had angered the president, the situation was urgent, so he immediately agreed.
Half an hour later, the vice captain of the brigade knocked on the door and entered the house. He respectfully apologized to my dad and Auntie Ren and took all the blame. He even promised to take responsibility for all the losses suffered by the television station. The entire matter was resolved in a vague manner.
Auntie Ren didn't seem to be particularly grateful to my dad.
"Hmph, it's the friend who used to flirt with you, right? Sure enough, men were all the same! If I had known that I would be saved by such a filthy person, I would have called the old man to apologize! "
Auntie Ren once again personally handed my salary to my dad and left into the night.
Actually, for someone like me who has the online store's bank account, the amount of money I have at my disposal is far more than ¥2000. So my dad only sent me a message to congratulate me on my first appearance on camera, and hoped that I would sell some good stuff to celebrate. Then, he deposited the ¥2000 into his bank account.
So in the end, when Auntie Ren insisted on personally handing over the minor's salary to her guardian, she was blocked by the anti-pornography brigade and had a bellyful of anger.
Soon, it was Monday.
Right after the flag raising ceremony, I saw Xiong YaoYue act like a small landlord with a table full of dolls. She casually called out to the other girls to pick them up.
Xiong YaoYue crossed her legs and tapped the edge of the table with a steel ruler. "Hey, hey, hey, doll giveaway! There's a limited amount, first come first serve! As long as any girl is willing to call me 'hubby', they can pick any doll they want and leave! "
At this time, the class leader went to her weekly meeting, so no one cared about her. So she felt like the monkey was king when there was no tiger in the mountain.
At first, no one was too embarrassed to pick one up, but the fearless Loud Mouth walked over and picked a mischievous monkey doll.
"Give this to me!" Loud Mouth wanted to turn around and leave, but Xiong YaoYue grabbed her.
"Hey! Call me husband, call me husband! "Xiong YaoYue walked away without letting Loud Mouth off.
Loud Mouth pouted, "You want me even though I'm so fat?"
"Why not! I'm someone who has a harem, I don't care if you're fat or skinny! You call me husband! Don't even think about taking that monkey away if you don't call me husband! "
"Who the hell wants you to be their husband! Even if you don't think I'm fat, I think you're dark! "
"So what if I'm dark? Dark is a sign of health! If you don't want to call me husband, you can call me husband! "
"You're even more disgusting than before! I just want to take it for free, so what! "
"You … you heartless woman! So you only got close to me for this monkey … "
"Who got close to you! Why are you acting pitiful like you were abandoned! Let go of my hand! You damned bastard! "
"Eh? Bastard is also another name for husband. Fine, I'll let you get away with it! Next! "
After Loud Mouth, there were really some greedy girls who went to Xiong YaoYue's place to pick out dolls. After everyone picked out a doll, they would stick close to Xiong YaoYue's ear and say something. They probably really called her husband and made Xiong YaoYue look like an emperor in a harem drama.
Some boys were jealous and envious of Xiong YaoYue's treatment and said sourly:
"If I also bought a bunch of dolls, would the girls call me husband? If the study committee member calls me husband and kisses me, I can die without regrets! "
Little Smart, who was sitting behind him, poured cold water on him, "Stop dreaming, it's because Xiao Xiong is a girl that everyone is willing to call her husband. Even so, Gong CaiCai didn't come to pick up a doll!"
I noticed that the commotion caused by Xiong YaoYue made Gong CaiCai turn her head to look at the table. She seemed to be interested in the dolls on the table. However, with her introverted personality, it was impossible for her to call Xiong YaoYue husband in front of everyone. So, she only glanced at the dolls and didn't do anything until they were all gone.
In the end, after the first class, Xiong YaoYue jumped in front of Gong CaiCai's table, took out a peashooter doll and stuffed it into Gong CaiCai's hands with a smile.
"Hahahaha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ How could I forget my empress? Guaren is not a fickle emperor ah! Cai Cai, don't you like plants? Take it, there's no need to thank me! "
Gong CaiCai looked at the colorful peashooter in her hand and revealed an unnatural smile. "This … I like plants that don't hit people, and I won't … I won't call you hubby …"
"It's fine, it's fine!" Xiong YaoYue patted Gong CaiCai's shoulders and each pat made Gong CaiCai lower on the table, "Peashooters hit zombies, not people! Even if we aren't husband and wife in name, we are already husband and wife, so you don't have to be polite and accept this small gift! "
Gong CaiCai muttered in a small voice: "Who, who is husband and wife with you … husband and wife …" She stopped halfway with a red face.
Xiao Qin watched the entire process, but she didn't seem to be more interested than the language textbook in her hands.
"You don't like dolls?" I found it a bit strange.
"I do!" Xiao Qin immediately replied, "All the female protagonists in shoujo manga like dolls! How could I not like them! "
Then she changed the topic and said: "But I would only like dolls given to me by Ye Lin classmate! Wouldn't casually accepting dolls from other people make me a fickle woman? "
It's not as serious as you say, right? Also, if casually accepting dolls is considered fickle, then wouldn't Xiong YaoYue, who casually gives dolls to other people, be considered fickle?
"Also, I've been thinking about something more important recently …" Xiao Qin fiddled with the pencil in her hand and appeared to be in deep thought.
"— — I feel like my attributes are too singular."
What? Do you think you're a manga character? What other attributes do you want? Red with horns and three times the speed?
"Other than being Ye Lin classmate's childhood friend, I don't have any eye-catching attributes …"
Who said that? Aren't you the 24th successor of the Killing Fist? Isn't such a strong violent attribute enough to attract attention?
"Recently, in the shoujo manga QQ group I joined, a lot of people said that the trend has changed. The childhood sweetheart attribute that used to be an advantage has now become a disadvantage. Nowadays, childhood sweethearts are used to be abandoned …"
No matter how the style of shoujo manga has changed, you and I definitely didn't leave a good impression when we were childhood friends! This has always been a weakness of yours, okay?!
Xiao Qin said as she clenched her fists, "That's why, I want to increase my attributes! I don't want my character's image to continue to be thin! "
You're thin my * ss! When you use the dark state to beat people up, your moves are very imposing!
Also, can attributes be increased just because you want to? Do you want to grow your hair long and be labeled as long and straight like the class leader? But that would make your character's image even weaker! Don't you know that overlapping characters is a huge failure of the scriptwriter!
"Huhu, I won't try to change my appearance, that's too risky! I found a shortcut after studying shoujo manga for so many years! "
"— — That is, a special interest and hobby! Whether it's drawing or music! As long as I have that, I'll have an extra attribute! "
"So after some consideration, I've decided to develop a few other interests and hobbies besides Ye Lin classmate!"
Hey, hey, hey, I'm also a hobby? You should quit while it's still early, I'm harmful to a girl's body!
"Hehehe ~ ~ ~" Xiao Qin blocked her mouth behind the textbook and let out a sinister laugh, "Since I've read shoujo manga for so many years and have so much experience, how about I set my sights on becoming a mangaka!"
Stop dreaming! With your ability to draw people as potatoes and carrots, you're further away from being a mangaka than the distance between Earth and Pluto!
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