Who let down Guan Yu! Who became sworn brothers with you! Also, you just suspected that I was gay. Have you forgotten that already? Are you a goldfish with a memory of only seven seconds!
Serious reminder: According to the testimonies of the Scientific Squirrel Society and my dad, goldfish's memory is only seven seconds. This is considered pseudoscience. This is just a description of 'snowflakes on Mount Yan are as big as a mat'. I will continue to use this description in the future. For those students who have strict requirements and are proficient in mathematics, physics, chemistry, and other martial arts, please do not use it.
"Okay, let's see how it goes." Ai Mi seemed to be very interested in our match, "It's said that Chinese women are better than men in terms of competition, let me see if it's true!"
Competition? Are you talking about how China's women will always win more medals than men? But this kind of phenomenon wouldn't work in E-Sports! Compared to the Chinese otakus who are fully immersed in video games, there are far too few Chinese women!
But the girls I've seen who are good at games are Xiao Qin and Xiong YaoYue. Chairman Mao once taught us that women hold up half the sky. If the otakus remained stubborn, they might soon be overtaken by the hardworking and courageous Chinese women. At that time, the Celestial Stairway Ranking, Earthly Fiend Ranking, and Mixed Element Ranking would all be dominated by female IDs like 'Huang Xiaohua'. The otakus could then commit suicide to atone for their sins with bloodshot eyes.
Ai Mi didn't even stand behind us for three minutes before the cashier lady offered her chair. Ai Mi didn't stand on ceremony and sat on the cushion with her legs dangling in the air. She nodded at the cashier lady to express her approval.
"Learn, manservant." Ai Mi poked my back with her finger, "You'll only pass if you complete the task before the master requests it."
At this time, the fighting game had already entered the selection screen. Maybe it was because she played Sanghilph too much, so Xiong YaoYue switched to Boxing Champion Bison (We usually call him Tyson because there's no difference between him and Tyson. He has an expression that says he's going to jump out and bite your ear).
Xiong YaoYue looked at me proudly after she confirmed her choice, "It's your turn to choose. Choose something you're good at, and it'd be best if this sister can enjoy it! "
I could tell that Xiong YaoYue liked to use strength type characters. Her fighting style must be very rough, completely different from Xiao Qin's crafty fighting style. Since that fatty said that Xiong YaoYue had never lost in Henderson Center, then she must be an expert. I have to be careful.
That's right, after the incident was over, the fat guy probably saw my cold eyes under my sunglasses, so he went to hide far away to play fishing. I really was a mosquito repellent.
I'm not a game expert, so I'm definitely not as familiar as Xiao Qin. Even though I used to choose Wyvern as my character in Street Fighter 4 (because he was based on Bruce Lee), I felt like I didn't use Wyvern well enough. I was completely suppressed by Xiao Qin and the few times I won were because Xiao Qin threw the game.
I was very competitive, and against an expert like Xiong YaoYue, there was no chance of winning with normal methods. I had a sudden inspiration and chose the blonde girl with the long braid that Xiao Qin often used. I planned on imitating Xiao Qin's fighting style to catch Xiong YaoYue off guard.
I didn't expect Xiong YaoYue to laugh out loud and point at my face with ill intentions. "Huh? Does a man like to use girls? "
Before I could retort, Ai Mi, who was sitting behind me, interrupted while licking her ice cream: "That's right, he likes to play with girls."
Damn! No, it's … my sister! When did you see me play with girls! Also, why is it that when a female plays a male character, it's considered cute, but when a male plays a female character, it's called a transvestite! The sexes aren't equal! China's women's liberation has gone too far! I have an uncle who is beaten by his 1.79 meter tall wife on the sofa every day. He wanted to ask for help, but he couldn't find anyone!
I'm not sure if it was because Xiong YaoYue used up all her energy in the battle with Tang Jiang, or maybe Bison wasn't her best character, or maybe I successfully imitated Xiao Qin's moves when using Ai Mi. In short, I won the first round of the best of three.
"Huh? Not bad, brat! " Xiong YaoYue exclaimed in surprise. Then, her eyebrows furrowed into a serious expression and we started the intense second round.
Ai Mi didn't know how difficult it was after I won the first round, so she coldly commented: "As my manservant, you should be able to do something like that. Otherwise, what's the point of having you?"
Before she finished her sentence, I was knocked into the air by Bison's Wild Bull Head Hammer. Then, I was defeated by a series of Wild Bull Punches.
"Haha! Now you know how powerful I am! "Xiong YaoYue danced around while slapping the computer.
Speaking of which, Xiong YaoYue's current appearance was quite infuriating. If I didn't know her personality, it would have caused a real PK if she boasted in front of me after losing to a girl.
"You're a girl, why do you call yourself 'I'?" I ridiculed.
"Huh? You sure have a lot of opinions after losing to me! Then I'll change it: Now you know how powerful I am! "
After a pause, she asked: "Are you satisfied?"
Who's the one who lost to you? The best of three is 1: 1, and there's still the final round! I'll fight you to the death for my dignity as a man! I … no, I'll fight you to the death!
Even though I lost the second round, Ai Mi was still licking her ice cream without batting an eyelid. After a while, she finally said:
"My subordinates are all useless creatures, just like Obama. Once I praise him, he immediately drops the ball."
Xiong YaoYue was surprised, "Huh? The language teacher always says that the president of the United States is restricted by the people, does he really have a chain? "
Hey, hey, hey, you're complaining in the wrong direction! Whether it's' subordinates' or 'creatures', or even me sitting on the right, they're all better than you! Moreover, if President Obama, who was black, was chained up, the Americans would definitely associate it with racial discrimination and slavery that had long disappeared!
Once she was distracted, I took away a third of her HP in the beginning.
Even if she quickly focused and entered the rhythm of the battle, she couldn't stop me, who was in an extremely good state and was using Cammy to perfection. At this moment, I wasn't fighting alone, it was as if I was possessed by Xiao Qin's soul (this thought made me tremble). This feeling was incomparably carefree and it allowed me to cleanly end the battle.
I won! I actually won! I'm an inexperienced player, but I actually broke Sister Xiong's undefeated record at Henderson Center! Where are the flowers? Where are the applause? Why aren't there any fans cheering? From now on, it's my 'Brother Ye' era! Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend!
Xiong YaoYue, on the other hand, looked at me with a straight face and didn't seem to be affected at all.
"Umm … did you misunderstand? Actually, I'm often defeated at Henderson Center. "
"Huh? Why do people still call you 'Undefeated Bear' if you're often defeated? "
"Fuck, at least add the word 'Sister'!" Xiong YaoYue said angrily, "You're going to shine brightly if I give you a bit of sunshine. Do you think you can make this kind of joke just because you're familiar with me? Do you believe I won't cut off your dick and make it into a slingshot! "
Do you think my dick is Jinmai Lang's? How can there be such a bouncy dick! Also, you don't even blush when making this kind of joke with a guy, you're a man! Although your appearance wouldn't make people misunderstand you as a man, you're actually a man! You're different from the Little Tyrant from my childhood. That guy pretended to be a man on the outside, but he was actually very gloomy on the inside. He would often vent his anger on me for no reason and was even more unpredictable than the weather in Dong Shan city … Why do I feel like I'm with bad friends like brother Tao or Shen ShaoYi when I'm next to Xiong YaoYue?
Ai Mi interjected on the side: "I want to play too."
What do you want to play! Do you want to play a fighting game or do you want to make a slingshot out of my dick! Don't say things that can easily cause misunderstandings in front of your brother! You cannibals, you barbarians, you guys must be together! I already noticed! Ai Mi, you're the vanguard sent by the US imperialists to subvert our country, and Xiong YaoYue's skin is so tanned, it looks like she's from Hawaii! You two don't seem out of place when standing together! One is from the US mainland and the other is from the US Hawaiian Islands, I'm the minority as a Chinese!
"Wait, we're getting too far off topic." I said, "Let's talk about why you often lose to others, and why you're known as the 'Undefeated Xiong … Sis Xiong'."
Xiong YaoYue smacked the remaining ice cream in her mouth and said indifferently:
"It's nothing special, it's just that when someone's treating me, I'll often deliberately lose a few rounds to show friendliness!"
"What?" I didn't react for a moment.
"How stupid! That means if I'm spending someone else's game currency, I'll deliberately lose a few rounds so that the other party will continue to treat me! If I'm spending my own currency … "
Her eyes turned cold as she said that.
"In order to make my death worth it, I'll do my best to play as long as possible, so I have to win all challengers!"
What a loser's way of thinking! Actually, your appearance isn't bad. If you go the route of acting cute and coy, a lot of game otakus will voluntarily treat you to play, but … that kind of scene is really hard to imagine.
Xiong YaoYue crossed her arms in front of her chest: "Ahem ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~"
"My real title is: 'Never lose if it's my own money, but I'll go easy on others if they're treating me'!"
Fuck, how can there be a title with 29 words! Are you even giving me a chance to breathe! I must have eaten too much before I went back to count them again!
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