"Your surname is Duck!" Peaked cap guy was furious, "Don't think that just because I used to wear a peaked cap, my name is Peaked Cap!"
"Huh? So your name isn't Peaked Cap? What a surprise! " I anxiously stroked the non-existent beard on my chin, "Then, 'Duck Turao' or 'Duck Taro', you can choose between these two names!"
Peaked cap guy roared at the top of his lungs: "What kind of fucking names are those! I already said my surname isn't Duck! "
This is so difficult, I only know of two anime celebrities with 'duck' in the beginning, yet you're not satisfied with either of them, you're really picky!
The peaked cap man patted his chest and said, "You better remember this! My surname is Tang! My name is … "
"Donald Duck?" I blurted out.
The peaked cap man lost his mind and threw a punch, but for some reason, the punch stopped halfway.
"I'm not going to lower myself to your level!" Peaked cap guy sheepishly retracted his fist, "My name is Tang Jiang! But it's useless telling you, you're going to die soon! "
Sugar … syrup? Is it something sweet? No, if I think about it carefully, it should be 'Tang Jiang'. Because 'ducks know when the spring water is warm', Peaked cap guy's real name must also be related to ducks!
Also, what's with saying I'm going to die soon? Is it because of what Peng TouSi said last time that he suspected I was gay and had AIDS, so he speculated I wouldn't live long and didn't dare to touch me because he was afraid of getting infected?
You don't dare to touch me, but I dare to touch you! I purposely took a step forward and forced Peaked cap guy … No, let's just call him Tang Jiang. I forced Tang Jiang to take a step back.
Some of Tang Jiang's juniors didn't recognize me. They rubbed their palms together and wanted to rush forward, but Tang Jiang raised his hand and stopped them.
"Don't go over! He's gay! He might have AIDS! Be careful of getting infected by him! "
The juniors trembled and didn't dare to move as if they saw a prehistoric monster.
"A wise man knows better than to fight when the odds are against him." Tang Jiang calmed down and shouted to his juniors, "Let's retreat first and beat him up another day while wearing our protective suits! Let him know the power of Taekwondo! "
The juniors nodded and followed behind Tang Jiang. They looked at me with furrowed eyebrows. It was as if they were avoiding a bacterial weapon as they carefully walked out of the game center.
When Xiong YaoYue heard Tang Jiang say that she was gay, she was stunned for a moment and showed a very curious expression.
"Eh? So you are gay? No wonder I always felt that you were different from the others! "
Shut up! Who's gay! Even if I don't fit in, that doesn't mean I'm gay!
"Don't be shy!" Xiong YaoYue patted my back, "I won't discriminate against you just because you're gay. Let me tell you: This is very popular! I've always regretted that there are no homosexuals in our class! "
Xiong YaoYue put her hand on her chest and pretended to be comforted.
"Now that we finally have a gay like you, our 2-3 class is finally done …"
You're the one who's done! It's time for you to ascend to heaven! If you say I'm gay again, I'll use you to prove it!
Seeing my unhappy expression, Xiong YaoYue clasped her hands together and apologised in a very casual manner:
"Don't be angry! If you don't want to come out, I'll definitely keep it a secret for you! From now on, you're my sister … no, my bro! Come, play games with sis Yue Yue for a while! You angered my opponent away, so you have to take responsibility, right? "
Whose sister are you! Other than the class leader who's older than me by a day, there's no one else in our class who has the right to be called sister! No, even the class leader has the right to be called sister, I'm just giving an example.
Also, Tang Jiang was the one who ran away in anger! If you restrained yourself after you beat him, he probably wouldn't have gotten into such an unpleasant relationship with a girl like you. Since you're so insensible, you must have caused a lot of trouble!
At this time, I suddenly heard the sound of bells ringing. Ai Mi walked towards us with a small bell tied to her leg. She was carrying a clean bag on her shoulder and holding a cup of Oreo ice cream from the DQ ice cream shop in each hand.
Eh? When did you go out to buy ice cream? How could I not have seen it? Did you not eat enough of the waffle cone? Is it because I ate one of your ice cream balls, so I have to eat more to satisfy my cravings?
Um, it seems that ice cream isn't a particularly healthy food, so it's probably on the restricted list. But since Peng TouSi only agreed to have cola, then it's not against the 'agreement between men' if I allow Ai Mi to eat ice cream, right?
Ai Mi ignored Xiong YaoYue's existence and handed me the Oreo ice cream in her right hand. She said coldly:
"Manservant, this is for you."
Seeing that I didn't immediately take it, she frowned and said: "Hurry and take it away! It's tiring holding it up! Why do you always like to cause trouble for me! "
I took the ice cream, and the cold sensation made my brain slow down. At this time, Xiong YaoYue also saw Ai Mi and her eyes immediately emitted a sun-like light. It made Ai Mi cover her face with her empty left hand as if she was avoiding ultraviolet rays.
"Eh? Whose child is this? Do you guys know each other? Quick! Introduce her to me! She's so cute! I really want to touch her! Let me touch her! Once! Just once! "
Xiong YaoYue sat on the round stool and kept asking questions excitedly. It seems she was worried about whether Ai Mi would agree to let her touch her. She held her knees nervously like a primary school student waiting for the teacher to announce the results of an exam.
"This blonde hair doesn't look dyed, and her blue eyes … is she British?"
It seems that after watching the Harry Potter series, Xiong YaoYue always thought blonde foreign girls were British. It should be because of the female lead, Hermione. Speaking of which, Eunuch Cao seems to have collected a lot of nude photos of Hermione and kept asking me if I wanted to see them …
Ai Mi put the ice cream straw in her mouth with dissatisfaction and said with a grunt: "If America didn't help a country like England during World War II, they would have been colonized by Germany!"
"Eh??? It's an American! A living, breathing American! And she speaks Chinese so well! "
Xiong YaoYue was so excited that she almost shook the round stool she was sitting on. She turned around and asked me: "What's your relationship with this little loli?"
Although I really wanted to tell the truth, I could only lie due to various inconveniences: "I have a distant relative's child. Her name is Ai Mi, she's mixed. She has a bad temper and always says weird things. Don't provoke her."
Although I spoke quietly, Ai Mi still heard me. She stuck out her tongue that was covered in ice cream and said sarcastically:
"Who's your distant relative! A mere manservant wants to be related to the master, how shameless! "
Hmph, you'll understand in the future. We're not distant relatives, but we're close relatives! You'll have to call me brother one day!
"Umm … Ai Mi, when did you go out to buy ice cream, how come I didn't see you?" I changed the topic.
Ai Mi licked the ice cream proudly (as if using a straw wasn't enough), "I didn't go out to buy it! Why would an upper-class person like me run errands? I gave the cashier ¥500 and told her to buy it for me! "
I glanced in the direction of the counter and saw the cashier panting. She seemed to have left her post and ran back and forth. She was nervously and excitedly squeezing the bills in her pocket.
Sigh, as expected, money makes the world go round. The cashier's monthly salary isn't that high, so I guess she's lucky to be able to earn this much by running errands.
"Ah, also — —" Ai Mi suddenly remembered something, "When I stepped on my bag, it was the cashier who cleaned it for me! I only spent 500 yuan. That's really cheap! "
It's said that the cashier had a complicated expression when she saw the Hermes carriage logo was stepped on. It could be said that her heart was filled with sadness and emptiness. In short, her heart was cold and she would never love again.
Xiong YaoYue opened her mouth wide when she heard there was a ¥500 errand fee.
"Um, Miss Ai Mi … no, Miss Ai Mi! Call me next time you get this kind of good stuff! I'm the best at running errands! I also want to earn this kind of money! "
Hey, Xiong YaoYue, can you be a bit more reserved as a girl! You have the face of a loser when you're a money grubber!
Ai Mi likes people to respect her. It seems that Xiong YaoYue left a good first impression on Ai Mi. So much so that when I pushed the ice cream to Xiong YaoYue because I was afraid it would get cold, Ai Mi did not object.
Xiong YaoYue happily nibbled on the Oreo ice cream (sorry, I can only use the word 'nibble' because of her ferocious appearance). She finished it in a flash, then she let out a sigh of relief and praised:
"Loud Mouth was right! It's the best when other people treat you! "
She seemed to have forgotten about her request to touch Ai Mi after she finished eating the ice cream. Xiong YaoYue patted the empty space on her right side:
"Come and play a few rounds with me! If you don't have game coins, I do! "
She reached into the pocket of her shorts, but very awkwardly, she only found a shiny object. Upon closer inspection, it was not a token, but a fifty-cent coin.
"Oh no!" Xiong YaoYue waved her fist in distress, "I used up the last one with the cough syrup!"
She anxiously looked at the 50 cent coin between her fingers, "Say, if I put this in, will the machine recognize it?"
Recognize my ass! One game coin is a dollar, do you want to take advantage of a 50 cent coin? Also, this method definitely won't work! If you want to ask why, it's because I already did this when I was a child, but it didn't work!
Since I still had a lot of game coins in my pocket, I wanted to be more generous in front of Ai Mi. So I put two coins into the slot and said calmly:
"Don't worry, it's my treat."
Xiong YaoYue expressionlessly reminded me: "You have to put in two coins to play once. If you want to play, you have to put in two more coins."
Damn, it's really shady! I used to know a shady store owner. Not only did he set all the boards at two coins, but he also set the game difficulty to 8, which is double the difficulty of other stores. Later I heard he was beaten up by a hoodlum leader who died in the first round of the Three Kingdoms, but I'm not sure if it's true or not.
Seeing me happily put in two coins, Xiong YaoYue had an expression as if she was seeing me for the first time.
"Huh? You must be hiding evil intentions if you're unaccountably solicitous! Don't tell me you're interested in me? — — I have to tell you in advance: You can't hit on me! I treat you like a bro, if you hit on me, you'll be letting Guan Yu down! "
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