Speaking of which, that day Auntie Ren insisted on handing my salary to my dad in person. She went to the hotel near the university city where my dad was staying after work.
It was already 9 at night, the moon was dark and the wind was strong, it was the perfect time for all kinds of things to happen.
But for my dad who was obsessed with academic problems, he was wholeheartedly enjoying his time in the ivory tower. He was wearing very tasteless Hawaiian shorts (I suspect he bought it with Director Cao) and an old vest with three holes on the back. He was enjoying the air conditioner while he was busy trying to figure out an illustration for a problem.
His mind was already wandering, so he only heard Auntie Ren after she knocked six times. So he pulled on his slippers and opened the door in a daze.
My dad didn't notice the anger on Auntie Ren's face when he first saw her wearing black and yellow clothes. Instead, he said in a daze:
"Miss, I didn't ask for this kind of service, I'm afraid you got the wrong room."
One of the things you can't avoid when staying at a hotel is getting calls from strangers and a sickeningly sweet female voice asking if you need any special services.
My dad received another call that day, so he thought Auntie Ren was a call girl when he wasn't thinking clearly.
Auntie Ren was furious and barged in without saying a word. My dad subconsciously reached out to stop her, but Auntie Ren used a 'tape hitting' technique and he was thrown onto the bed.
"Huh? You … why are you using force? " Dad fell onto the bed and turned pale with fright. He worriedly held onto his floral shorts. "You … What you're doing is wrong! You have a great life ahead of you, think about your family, think about your parents, don't do this anymore! Besides, even if you rape me, I won't pay you! "
My dad finally woke up from his daze when Auntie Ren couldn't take it anymore and slapped his face.
My dad covered his slightly swollen face, "Huh? This feels a bit familiar? Ah — — aren't you Xiao Lin's classmate's mother, the one who used to live next to us! "
"If I remember correctly, your name is called Ren HongLi?"
Auntie Ren, who was remembered by my muddle-headed dad, did not seem to feel honored.
She poked the leather envelope in front of my dad, "Take it, I'm here to deliver this to you."
"Huh? What's this? "My dad pushed up his glasses in confusion.
"It's your son's salary, he has a small role in our film crew." Auntie Ren stated emotionlessly, "I don't approve of giving minors too much disposable funds, so I want to give the money to his guardian — — which is you, understand?"
My dad's mouth was wide open for a while.
"Did Xiao Lin finally go acting? Haha, he clearly told me he wasn't interested anymore … and he's even in your foreign film crew? He's grown up! "
"Don't be happy too early." Auntie Ren poured cold water on my dad, "His scenes will end next week. There are a lot of minors that only appear once in a blue moon, don't think of it as a great achievement."
My dad, who was proud of me, couldn't help but argue with Auntie Ren.
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"What's wrong with that?" Auntie Ren shook the envelope impatiently, but my dad did not take it. "Do you think your son was chosen because of his muscles? — — it's because of his murderous gaze!! "
Auntie Ren made a gesture with her left hand and gestured in front of her eyes.
"It's a good thing he didn't act like a minor in the film, or else Americans with poor mental endurance would be so scared that they wouldn't be able to sleep at night!"
My dad became more and more unhappy after hearing Auntie Ren criticize me like that. He adjusted his posture and sat upright on the bed (although his tattered tank top and Hawaiian shorts ruined the atmosphere).
"I say, old neighbor, I know that Xiao Lin is filming with your crew, but why are you saying so many bad things about him in front of me? I don't think he's done anything to make you angry, right? He's always liked you since he was young, don't you always give him candy … "
Auntie Ren was momentarily speechless and her face flushed red from embarrassment.
"You … why didn't those candies choke him to death! I don't have anything against him, as long as he doesn't provoke my daughter, I'll pretend we have nothing to do with each other! "
My dad sighed, "Let youngsters deal with their own matters, it's not good for us parents to interfere too much …"
"Youngsters my ass!" Auntie Ren said fiercely, "He's clearly still wet behind the ears! What does he know about love at his age, even if he's an adult, he still might not understand! Let's take you for example, why didn't you become a professor back then, why didn't you come home? "
The light in my dad's eyes dimmed when he was brought up. The atmosphere in the room became incomparably depressing.
After receiving Ai ShuQiao's heartless phone call, my dad was originally trying to escape reality by editing textbooks. Now that Auntie Ren hit his sore spot, he lowered his head and didn't say a word, as if he was hurt by love.
My dad looked like he was the most unfortunate person in the world at the time. Auntie Ren softened a bit and also criticized herself:
"Forget it, we're pretty much the same. I was muddle-headed back then and got into an unpleasant relationship with my old man because of my marriage. We still haven't recovered yet!"
Since the air conditioner had been blowing on for a long time, the house was very dry. Dad was upset, so he quietly moved to the fridge and took out two cans of beer. One for himself and the other for Auntie Ren.
"Okay, let's not talk about the past, do you want something to drink?"
Auntie Ren felt her mouth was dry from talking for a long time. She didn't even bring her beer bag out of the car, so she took the cold beer from my dad and downed half the can in one gulp.
While the two of them were silently drinking beer, the anti-pornography brigade barged in like a divine army.
They asked for the key from the front desk of the hotel and a dozen or so people rushed in without warning. They were followed by a cameraman and a person who looked like a reporter.
The leader of the anti-vice squad had a ferocious-looking face and a round waist. Like his subordinates, he wore a blue top and black bottom police uniform. When he saw that there was a man and a woman of similar age in the room, he immediately laughed dryly as if he had won a horse race and said loudly:
"Don't move! This is the 'Hurricane' operation ordered by the municipal committee, specifically to catch shameless men and women like you! Search the bathroom to see if there's anyone else! If it's a threesome, the punishment will be even heavier! "
It happened so suddenly that Auntie Ren choked on a mouthful of beer and coughed uncontrollably.
The captain waved his hand, "There's no point in pretending to be sick! I've seen a lot of girls like you! You dress like a good girl, but you're more lewd than anyone in bed! Search the trash and see if there's any evidence we can bring back! "
A large group of people got busy and the cameraman and reporter at the end of the line jumped to the front.
The cameraman was very taciturn, it seemed like the reporter did all the talking for him.
The reporter saw Auntie Ren coughing and couldn't speak, so he first passed the microphone to my dad.
"Sir, I'm Zhao Yao, a special reporter for 'Dong Shan News Station'. How do you feel about being arrested for prostitution?"
My dad didn't fear slanderous accusations, so he was relatively calm at first.
"You guys are mistaken, we were just standing in the room and talking …"
"Bargaining, is it? How much did you pay them for this sex transaction? "
"You … I said we're completely innocent!"
"Yes, I believe you! However, if you are detained for prostitution, your spouse will be notified to pick you up. Are you mentally prepared to face your wife? "
"I don't have a spouse, I'm divorced!" My dad couldn't remain calm after being incited by the reporter.
"Ah — — are you lonely because you haven't had sex for a long time? But you still can't use illegal methods like prostitution! Do you have kids? Do you have anything you want to say to your kids in front of the camera? "
At this time, the anti-pornography team searched the room, but they didn't find anything other than my dad's calculator.
"Reporting, captain! We didn't find condoms or JY! "
The captain wasn't flustered at all and laughed with ease.
"Hmph, so it turns out they were doing it without a condom! Maybe they even did it in the bathroom! Get rid of all the evidence! "
"Let me tell you, those who confess will be lenient, those who resist will be severely punished! Going against the government won't end well! "
At this time, Auntie Ren finally calmed down from her coughing. Her eyes that were about to spit fire forced the dozen or so team members to take half a step back. The captain who bore the brunt of it also frowned.
"F * ck your grandma!" Auntie Ren smashed an empty beer can into a team member's face. That team member was about to put a pair of shiny handcuffs on Auntie Ren, but the beer can was immediately dented. The team member's nose also bled, so he covered his face and squatted on the ground.
"Oh my god!" The young team member cried, "I never thought the anti-pornography campaign would be this dangerous!"
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