Under Eunuch Cao's guidance, I used the time of a computer class to remove the busts of Niu ShiLi, myself, Gong CaiCai, and Xiong YaoYue from the background.
As expected, the details are the most troublesome when it comes to photoshopping. Niu ShiLi and I had short hair and thick lines, but Gong CaiCai's naturally curly hair took a lot of time. Xiong YaoYue's wheat colored skin also made the automatic selection tool make mistakes.
When class ended, I checked the photo library again and found that Xiao Qin's photo was the only one missing.
"What's going on?" I asked, "Didn't you do this because you wanted to edit the 'Personal Profile of Class 2-3' or something? Why aren't there any photos of Xiao Qin? "
Eunuch Cao said with an unnatural expression: "This disciple wouldn't dare to touch the photos of the master's wife. Also, these photos are only for master to practice PS, there's no other purpose!"
I deeply doubted Eunuch Cao's words, but I didn't find any flaws for the time being.
Later, Eunuch Cao also gave me photos of the teachers. The female teachers emphasized beauty, while the male teachers emphasized viciousness. Even the most useless teacher in our class, teacher Yu, looked like Cao Cao's evil strategist in the photos.
I really didn't understand the meaning of this choice. Although the photos were biased, they were basically normal life photos. There were no exposed spots, nor were there any places that would make the person feel awkward.
Eunuch Cao also seemed to be asking about the hobbies and family situation of the girls, including if they had a boyfriend, if they had any injuries, if they had body odor … In order to get accurate information, he didn't hesitate to bribe their best friends with small gifts.
Is it still to enrich the content of '28 Middle Pretty Girl X Files'? Start from the 2-3 class? As for the photos of the male students and male teachers, is it to put the male's profile in as a competitor?
How boring! But it should be more normal than PS nude photos. It shouldn't count as me colluding with them if I removed them from the background, right?
During the last class of the day, I nervously looked at the remaining battery on my phone, hoping for the school bell to ring. Xiao Qin poked my arm with a ruler and told me she was done with her manga character.
Grinning, I took the darkened exercise book and looked at it.
F * ck you! Is this the male protagonist? Is this even human! And you said it was based on me? His head was like a sweet potato, his limbs were like eggplants, his eyes were triangular, his smile was extremely wretched, and his nostrils were extraordinarily large. Was this what you meant by 'perverted nostrils'? According to your logic, the hippopotamus is the most lecherous animal in the world, right?
"Of course! Hippos are the most lecherous! " Xiao Qin pouted and said, "It's said in the animal world that male hippopotamuses will kill the young hippopotamuses that don't belong to them in order to make a female hippopotamus in heat! How cruel! "
I flipped to the next page. To my surprise, the next page was about the second female lead.
His long hair was on display, but where was his face? His entire face was covered by his long hair! Was this Sadako? Was this kind of second female lead trying to scare me to death?! Even if the male lead was a hippopotamus, he would still run away if he met this kind of second female lead! Claiming to conquer all of China's readers, but only possessing such shoddy artwork, he should have been arrested for bragging!
When I flipped to the third page, I finally reached the female lead's page. But there were no drawings, instead, there were words written in graceful handwriting:
The female lead is as beautiful as a fairy, gentle and considerate, never uses violence, and is worshipped by humans and animals all over the world. But she is very modest and wholeheartedly loves the male lead whose nostrils are getting bigger and bigger …
Whose nostrils are getting bigger and bigger! You claim to be modest when you say you are worshipped by humans and animals all over the world! Also, why is there only the female lead and no character designs? Is it because he knows his artwork is terrible, so he only wrote words to let everyone have a beautiful imagination?
I couldn't help but snort, I threw the draft onto Xiao Qin's table and said sarcastically:
"If you can become a mangaka, then I can become an international beauty pageant champion!"
"Ye Lin classmate is too much!" Xiao Qin said with grievance, "You've been mocking me since the beginning and attacking my dreams! Is it that difficult to support your girlfriend's career! If you keep talking about me like that, I'll cry! "
I disagreed, "Go ahead and cry! You bragged about conquering all of China's readers, but it ended up like this. You should cry, it's not enough to appease the anger of the masses! "
Xiao Qin actually put her arms under her eyes and started crying. Two streams of tears gushed out like a small stream, and there were also large droplets of tears that splashed to the side. It looked like a scene that would only appear in manga.
I was stunned in front of this unrealistic scene.
After taking a closer look — — it's fucking drawn! Xiao Qin's tears were drawn on her own arm! She used a marker to draw the outline, then she used a colored pen to paint it blue!
You're basically making thunder and not rain, you're using the tears on your arms to create the effect!
Rather than saying you have a talent for drawing, it's more accurate to say you have a talent for scamming people! Also, aren't you afraid that the quality of the stationery won't meet the standards and you'll be poisoned?
After scaring me with her fake tears, Xiao Qin stuck out her tongue at me and continued to enrich the plot of her story.
"The male lead stuck the mask that the female lead gave him on his face and fiercely inhaled the intoxicating fragrance on it …"
She murmured to herself with glee.
Stop dreaming! I pinched Xiao Qin's mask that was in my pocket. I will give this to Xiao Ding at the pet hospital tonight. He will be responsible for modifying it into a specialized mask for dogs as soon as possible. I'll let the dogs smell the intoxicating fragrance!
Soon, the beautiful sound of the school bell rang and everyone returned home. On the way to the pet hospital, I monitored the last bar of battery on my phone while looking at the road with the corner of my eye.
When I approached a small temple surrounded by a greenish-grey wall, I saw the class leader pushing her bicycle and standing by the wall. She was full of curiosity as she looked at a large yellow and white cat on top of the wall.
It might be because this temple didn't have many incense offerings and there wasn't anything worth stealing, so the wall was very low. With the class leader and my height, we could basically see the things on the wall at the same level.
What the class leader was most interested in was the cat on the wall that didn't run away even after seeing her. She was so focused that she didn't even notice me approaching.
I was also a bit surprised. You have to know that the class leader inherited the hunter's bloodline, so she was born with the 'Repelling Aura of Cats and Dogs'! This cat can actually resist the power of the class leader's aura, it's definitely not ordinary!
After taking a closer look, I couldn't help but worry for the class leader.
I think I know this cat! It's a famous stray cat near the Love Pet Hospital. Every time Xiao Ding takes it in, it would escape on its own!
Also, this cat has a terrible temper! It seems it's also the leader of the nearby stray cats. People call it the 'Cat Overlord'. It would often suddenly rush out from a corner to scare children and make them throw away the snacks in their hands so it can pick them up!
Not only was it ferocious to humans, but it was also not very friendly to its own subordinates. It especially hated it when cat-people were being affectionate in front of it. If it ran into them, it must quickly run over and knock away the two cat-people. It could be said to be the FFF of the cat-people!
Is it okay for the class leader to stick her face so close to the Cat Overlord? It's a contest between two kings! The Cat Overlord glares at you fiercely. It's not a gaze that's begging for food, it's a warning to leave its territory!
The class leader, who mistakenly thought that the Repelling Aura of Cats and Dogs had weakened, was immersed in her imagination of a beautiful future. She looked foolish and completely did not realize she had already entered the attack range of the opponent's claws.
Hey! Be careful of getting scratched by the Cat Overlord!
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