When we got to the cashier, Ai Mi insisted on paying for my dinner and onions.
I told her to go Dutch, but Ai Mi's explanation was:
"Because the people around me have all been bribed by my mother, the classmates at the new school have also become my mother's spies, so I have to bribe a strange guy like you first."
"You don't seem to be interested in bribing me directly, so I've decided to start with small favors and slowly develop you into a loyal manservant of the Miss!"
Hey, is it okay to just tell me your plot? Who else is a manservant? I don't want to be mentioned in the same breath as Shu Sha's number one loyal dog glasses bro!
As Ai Mi paid, she snickered, thinking she had succeeded.
"Hehehe, don't you guys have a saying: When you eat someone, your mouth is short, when you take someone, your hands are short?"
As expected of a level 10 Chinese, she used the saying perfectly.
I organized our things into two plastic bags and carried one in each hand out of the supermarket.
Since Ai Mi also bought two extra large cans of coke, her bag was heavier.
Although it wasn't much for me, it would be quite strenuous for Ai Mi to carry it herself.
"Where are you going? The student dormitory at Qing Zi Academy? I can send you back to the school gate. "
The security at Qing Zi Academy is very overbearing. Students from other schools will be suspected if they approach the school gate, and it's even more difficult to enter.
"Hehehe, as expected, I'm starting to evolve into a manservant …"
Ai Mi proudly said to herself.
"Ah?"
"It's fine, follow me for a while, I haven't decided where to go yet."
"Walking on the street with two shopping bags, you look like an idiot!"
"Don't talk nonsense, protect my chips well, I'll give you more small favors in the future!"
Listening to Ai Mi's tone, it seems like I yearn for small favors in the future.
The night sky enveloped the city and the street lights lit up.
Ai Mi took small steps while humming an English song.
It's pretty good, although I don't understand a single word, as expected of someone who has released albums.
"Ah — —!!"
Ai Mi suddenly realized and punched her right fist into her left palm.
"— — Let's go to a hotel!!"
Her voice was very loud, causing passersby to turn around and look at her.
Some people began to discuss in low voices.
"Hey, hey, did that little girl dye her hair?"
"He's already so naughty at such a young age. The man standing next to him … is he a high school student?"
"Elementary school students and high school students dating each other. Our society …"
Because I was tall and had a serious face, I was often mistaken for a freshman in high school.
As for Ai Mi, there wasn't much of a difference between primary school and middle school, and she seemed to have skipped a grade. She was only 12 years old, normally she would be in the sixth grade in China.
I don't know if Ai Mi heard the conversation, but she had an excited expression as if she wanted to do something bad.
"Lower your voice! Why are you going to the hotel instead of the dormitory? "
"But we can't do that kind of thing in the dormitory!"
"What kind of things? Tell me clearly! "
"Although I can do it on the streets, it's my first time, so I want to be serious …"
"What kind of things can be done on the street but not in the dormitory? Your speech is a little too strange! "
"Of course it's to eat potato chips."
Ai Mi looked at me with a nervous expression and felt that I was making a fuss over nothing.
"Because my mom has already bribed all the students at school, so I can't bring potato chips back to school."
Although Ai Mi bought cola and chips from the supermarket, it might be because she had drunk cola before, but she had never eaten potato chips before, so she always emphasized on potato chips.
"Potato chips are meant to be enjoyed on the sofa while watching TV. So I'm going to find a hotel with a TV and a big sofa to eat to my heart's content! "
"Sit on the sofa with me and watch TV! If you perform well, I can even give you some potato chips! "
Who cares about your potato chips! Look at your expression when you said you were going to give me potato chips! Where's the generosity you had when you casually took out 1000 yuan to give away?
"Next, we're going to find a five-star hotel. I heard that whether it's the hygiene standards or the star standards, they're all exaggerated … Do you think a five-star hotel will have a TV and a sofa? "
There's no need for a five-star hotel! As long as you have a TV and a sofa, many small hotels on the street can satisfy you! Also, do you think we're in Shanghai or Beijing? Where are there so many five-star hotels! There are only two or three in the city center!
"Right, let's call and ask the hotel to send a car to pick us up!"
Ai Mi said and took out a small pink flip phone from her belt bag.
"Manservant, is the inquiry number 114 for the Celestial Empire?"
Ai Mi turned around and asked me.
Why are you still asking me if you know so clearly! It's not 114! It's 110! Also, who's your manservant! I just saw that the shopping bag was too heavy, so I kindly helped you carry it! Just because you helped me pay at the cashier counter, you want to order me around like a manservant?! I'll return the money to you right now! I'm not going to sell my pride for such a small amount of money!
Suddenly, Ai Mi's phone emitted a melodious music.
Before Ai Mi could react, a dark black car stopped under the street lamp, the headlights were only 6 centimeters away from the pavement.
Although I described it as a car, but based on the shape and horsepower, it seems to have some racing blood. To be honest, it's a bit like Batman's Batmobile.
I don't know anything about cars, I don't know what kind of luxury car it is, I only saw a silver shield logo on the hood.
Did a five-star hotel send someone to pick us up? They already know the customer's thoughts without even making a call? What kind of heaven-defying technology!
No! A … Donkey Kong walked out of the backseat of the car?
The color of his skin was even darker than the car, he was wearing a full bodyguard suit with a tie. When he stood up, he was almost half the height of the street lamp. There was an ugly scar on his face, his eyes were very small, and there were a lot of white in his eyes. He was scanning the surroundings with a serious expression.
After Ai Mi saw him, she wailed and turned to run, but she was caught by this person like an eagle catching a chick.
"Peng TouSi, let go of me! I order you to let go of me! "
Ai Mi waved her hands and feet and kicked Peng TouSi.
"Miss Ai Mi 'er, forgive me!"
Peng TouSi lifted Ai Mi's collar with one hand and threw her into the backseat with a wave of his hand. Then he closed the door and locked it with an electronic key.
Ai Mi stuck her small head out of the rear window and pointed at the shopping bag in my hand with a face full of panic.
"My things are in that plastic bag! I have to get it back!! "
Peng TouSi looked down at me from a high position.
What a strong sense of oppression.
However, it was very unexpected. He didn't have the violent and ruthless aura that I expected from someone who has been in death matches for many years and whose hands are stained with the blood of losers.
Instead, there was a kind of calmness.
Is it because he was once shot by a gang's machine gun and walked through the gates of hell, but instead he understood the true meaning of life and obtained inner peace?
Although there was an ugly scar on his face, I could feel his loyalty to Ai Mi's mother and his love for Ai Mi.
It's not bad for Ai Mi to be taken away by him, right?
"Young man, what's in that plastic bag?"
It was the first time he spoke to me. He didn't speak standard Chinese, but it was enough to understand. Did he also teach himself Chinese because Ai Mi can speak Chinese? What a dutiful bodyguard.
I lifted Ai Mi's shopping bag a bit higher.
"It's some snacks that Ai Mi bought, let Ai Mi take it back."
Hearing me call Miss Ai Mi 'er Ai Mi' er, Peng TouSi stared blankly for a moment, but he didn't probe further.
"In the bag … is it junk food?"
I smiled bitterly and couldn't answer.
"Miss Ai Mi 'er's mother forbade her to eat junk food!" Peng TouSi turned his head and looked at Ai Mi who had a face full of despair.
"I won't let you touch these unhealthy foods! As for the bag — — "
Peng TouSi pointed in my direction.
"— — Let this strong young man take it!"
Eh? I can understand if you don't let Ai Mi touch the chips, but why did you add the word "strong" when talking about me? I'm not used to it! It's like picking a rose in the field, then handing it to a woman and saying "Please accept it, beautiful lady!"
Peng TouSi, you must have blushed! Even though your skin is dark and it's night time, I can still see that you're blushing!
What the fuck are you doing to me! I don't feel safe being praised by a two meter tall black iron tower-like brawny man with a blushing face! On the other hand, you were able to comprehend the realm of "Thoughtless Reincarnation" when you were on the verge of death, and now your heart is at peace … Who told you to blush at me peacefully! You damn homo, go find your Mr. Right somewhere else!
After putting Ai Mi in the back seat, Peng TouSi sat in the front passenger seat and ordered the driver to drive.
The engine roared, the black car made a beautiful turn, and in the blink of an eye, it sped away from me.
Peng TouSi seemed to have even thrown me a gentle smile as a farewell.
My whole body shivered.
"My chips ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!!"
Ai Mi's face and hands were on the rear window, and she let out a sorrowful wail.
"Give it back to me, chips ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!! Chips ~ ~ ~ ~!! And cola ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!! "
Tears gushed out like a fountain, and she was in so much pain that she wished she was dead, as if she was going to be separated forever.
But the object she was reluctant to part with was not me, but the bag of snacks in my hands.
Ai Mi was finally pulled away by the car while crying.
By the way, what's so delicious about this thing? Is it really the best things that you can't get?
The shelf life of chips and cola are quite long, so I'll leave them at home for now. If there's a chance in the future, I'll invite Ai Mi out to eat again.
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