The middle-aged uncle asked curiously: "Huh? How do you know my son? "
I briefly told him that Cao JingShen was my classmate, and said that the father and son looked very similar, like they were made from the same mold. Of course, I didn't say that they were equally shameless, vulgar, and vulgar. Anyone could tell that they were a pair of father and son.
"So you took care of my stinking brat a lot! He didn't even tell me, he's so insensible! "
Uncle Cao took the H manga package from my hands and placed it carefully on the round table.
"Jie Jie Jie Jie ~ ~ ~ ~ I've waited half a year for the" Ultimate Teacher XXX "series, I can finally see it tonight!!"
Even his laughter was exactly the same as Cao JingShen's.
Uncle Cao seemed to have noticed that I was looking at the computer screen on his round table. He didn't even have the intention of covering up the embarrassing news of buying underwear from little girls.
"Ah, Xiao Ye, as you can see, I'm a pervert!"
He admitted without a care.
I opened my mouth but couldn't say anything.
Actually, I have a higher evaluation of you two in my heart, it should be a higher level than perverts. But for an adult to admit to being a pervert in front of a younger generation, it does require quite a bit of courage.
I admire you, senior.
"Hehe, actually my name wasn't originally Cao Jing, I changed it later, do you know why?"
"Why?"
"Because, as a director …"
"But you don't look like a director?" I blurted out.
"But I have a beard!" Uncle Cao gestured with his hand on his chin.
"Having a beard doesn't mean you're a director!"
"Heh, you're so stubborn young man."
Uncle Cao ran to the neighboring room and quickly put on a director's hat.
"Now I look like a director, right?"
A pink checkered director's hat was rather tacky.
I was speechless at him.
"Then, Director Cao, why did you change your name?"
"Hehe, I changed my name to Cao Jing because I really admire Wang Jing, who is also a director!"
Hong Kong director Wang Jing is very famous. Chow Yun Fat's 《God of Gamblers》 and Stephen Chow's 《9th Grade Sesame Officer》 were both directed by him.
Director Cao shook his hand as if he knew what I was thinking.
"I admire him, but not because he worked with Brother Fa and Master Xing!"
"I admire him only because he directed a R-rated film! Furthermore, he had been trying to shoot a Chinese AV on a larger scale! I heard that he once wore a mask and personally acted as the male lead of an adult film! "
"Even a beauty like Shu Qi has acted in a R-rated film with Wang Jing. I'm so envious!"
When he got excited, Director Cao's saliva flew everywhere, his eyes rolled up, his hands were like chicken claws, and his tongue was about two feet long. He looked like a ghost.
The sight of him gave me goose bumps, and I turned to see the big bed in the living room again.
"I bought that bed to film an adult film in China!" Director Cao said bluntly.
"Is the mainland also allowed to shoot AV?"
Hearing what I said, Director Cao sighed.
"Sigh, I've directed more than 10 low-budget adult films in Japan and Hong Kong, but I always feel regretful that I can't film in my hometown and let my hometown people enjoy my work."
There's no need to feel regretful, if your AV was sold in Japan, as long as it wasn't too bad, the mainland people would have already downloaded it.
"So I returned to the mainland a few years ago and secretly contacted some actresses who were willing to take off their clothes. I hired a few people and planned to start filming here, but …"
"Because the actresses screamed too loudly and the noise disturbed the residents, I was reported by the neighbors!"
I could imagine Director Cao and the male and female leads being taken away by the police in a sorry state.
"Although I was released after paying a lot of fines, my AV career also stagnated, which made me very disappointed."
Director Cao looked at the street below the floor-to-ceiling window with a profound gaze, as if his career was ten times more important than liberating all of humanity.
"Child, let me tell you, I have a dream: One day, AV films will be able to openly appear under the sun, and people will no longer despise AV actors and directors. The critics who despised AV films in the past will be able to sit together with AV directors and discuss SM plots. The defenders who despised AV actors in the past will be able to attend charity parties with AV stars … I dream that the bumpy and winding road of AV films in the mainland will finally become a smooth road, and the holy light will be revealed, illuminating the world …"
Fuck, don't copy Martin Luther King's' I Have a Dream '! Hurry up and apologize to the black civil rights activists! Hurry up and apologize to the 37 million black people in America!!
"For the day of my dreams, and the underwear of a 10-year-old loli, I'm willing to give up my life!"
Director Cao faced the sunlight outside the floor-to-ceiling window and made an impassioned vow.
His face was solemn like a saint who was about to be martyred.
"Um, Director Cao, if there's nothing else, I'll be heading back."
I didn't want to listen to him talk about his AV dreams anymore, because my thoughts are getting more and more impure when I'm surrounded by people like him.
"Don't! Boss Ye told you to deliver the goods because he wanted me to see your talent! "
Director Cao stopped me from leaving.
What does that mean? I was puzzled: Could it be that the director my dad met online was him? But he's a fucking adult film director! Dad, even if you sold out your teammates, you wouldn't sell them out this thoroughly! His son stripped naked in front of the camera to film an AV. Wasn't that ten thousand times more embarrassing than an adult goods online store?
Also, I'm still underage! Pulling minors to shoot adult films, even in the corrupt United States, you'll be sentenced to prison!
Director Cao squinted his eyes and looked at me left and right.
"Xiao Ye, come come come, it's so hot in the room, take off your shirt first."
I'm not taking it off! What the hell are you doing! Are you not only interested in girls under 10, but also your son's classmates? Or do you want to see if my body is good enough and if I have the talent to be the male lead of an adult film! I don't want to be the male lead of an adult film! Even if I were to act as a condor like Ji Chunhua -sensei and act as a supporting character in martial arts movies, I wouldn't act in an adult film!
"Hey, Xiao Ye Zi, why do you look so bad? Did you suddenly get a cold because of the air conditioning? "
You're the one who's Xiao Ye Zi! Don't give me a stage name that's similar to an AV actor so quickly! It's like the stage name of a Japanese AV actor "Chocolate Ball". You're trying to push minors into a pit of fire! Where are the heroic people's police? Hurry up and check the water meter and put cold handcuffs on this lost director!
"Xiao Ye Zi, are you a bit worried?"
Director Cao tilted his head and looked at me.
"Yes, I'm not going to shoot an adult film."
"Ah!? How did you know I was going to let you shoot an adult film!? "Director Cao turned pale with fright.
"You … isn't it obvious? You've never done anything other than adult films before, and now you want to look at my body … "
"Aiyaya, you misunderstood!" Director Cao laughed and patted my shoulder.
"I want you to act in a short film that I've been planning recently! It's a wuxia style! "
Director Cao said as he slightly straightened his body and exuded a bit of a director's aura.
"Although you can only play a supporting role in the beginning, the path of stars isn't built in a day!"
"But, didn't you just say you wanted me to shoot an adult film?"
I couldn't make head or tail of him.
Director Cao lowered his voice:
"Actually, Xiao Ye Zi, with your body and looks, you're very suitable for an adult film, especially those that have a plot and abuse the female lead … the audience will definitely love it!"
Noticing my disdainful gaze, Director Cao said:
"But you're still underage. If I pull you into an adult film, even if it's in Japan or America, I won't be able to bear the consequences!"
"That's why, before you become an adult, I plan on raising you as a child star like Harry Potter. Once you become an adult, you can follow me into the adult film world. That way, wouldn't it be a win-win situation?"
Your family's Harry Potter looks like me! I can act as Voldemort if I cut off my nose and shaved my eyebrows! You're lying, right? You actually want to raise me as a teenage version of Voldemort, then let me enter the adult film world and act as Voldemort abusing Hermione!
I originally wanted to yell at him, but he's my dad's friend, so I wanted to save some face for him.
The reason my dad painstakingly asked me to deliver the package was because he knew about my dream of becoming a martial arts star.
I really don't want you to worry about me anymore. As long as you can pull yourself together, it doesn't matter if my dream comes true or not.
"Xiao Ye Zi, don't tell me you're not interested because you heard it's a short film?"
Director Cao still hasn't given up.
"Short films are a very trendy thing! Although it can only be shown on the internet and can't be shown in cinemas, the promotional effect can't be ignored. It can make a name for itself and attract the attention of investors. It's not impossible to make it into a series, it has a lot of prospects! "
He said it confidently.
"The martial arts script I received this time was written by an acquaintance in the industry. It's very suitable for a short film adaptation. The plan is to split it into ten episodes, each episode is only five minutes long, and we can shoot one episode in a week. After shooting, we'll post it on the internet and listen to the audience's opinions. This is also my first attempt as an adult film director to enter the action film market. The strength we show will be seen by the investors! "
It was a very provocative speech.
"In order to cater to the tastes of young people, the characters are all relatively young. There's a role that's very suitable for you! I'm serious! The first time I saw you, I was very sure that you're suitable for this role! "
"Director Cao, it's definitely a negative role, right?"
I frowned.
Director Cao rubbed his beard and smiled embarrassedly:
"Yeah, although it's not a positive role, there's still a bit of humanity in it!"
"Then … is it a villain that will join the main character's camp halfway through?"
I held onto a glimmer of hope.
"No … it's a character that the main character can't win in the first nine episodes, and only dies in the tenth episode finale. His name is' Jin Ling Young Thug '…"
Isn't that the final boss? So you're trying to pull me into the role of the villain!
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