Even though you bought chips and coke, you can't find the cashier or the exit?
It's fine if you get lost on an unfamiliar street, but you can't even get lost in a supermarket? What kind of master of direction do you have! Can you find the stage when you go out to perform? Or is it because the streets and supermarkets in America are all connected to the north and south, and the directions are clear. Although it's also a Wal-Mart, if it was in China, it would be arranged into an octagon diagram! Looking at you right now, it's like Lu Xun was trapped in an octagon diagram by Zhuge Liang, and no one can help him!
I walked over from behind and pretended to bump into her.
"Ai Mi, did you get lost again?"
"You, your sister is …"
Ai Mi said halfway, then changed her words and said: "You … walk in front of me."
I didn't argue with her, and walked in front to lead the way.
After following me for a while, I noticed that she was pushing the cart slower and slower.
Her steps were small, and she was lost for a long time, so she must be tired, right?
"I'll help you push the cart."
I said and held the handle of her shopping cart.
She was on guard, as if I was going to take away her chips and coke.
After thinking for a bit, she handed the shopping cart to me and walked to the side.
I also put my satchel in the shopping cart and pushed the cart with ease.
I deliberately slowed down to accommodate Ai Mi's pace.
Ai Mi seemed to have noticed this, and her tone softened a bit.
"Let's go to the stationery area first?"
"Sure, we Chinese are all living Lei Feng anyway."
I joked as I turned the shopping cart around.
Ai Mi put her two small hands behind her back, and there was still some distrust in her eyes.
"Um … are you someone hired by Peng TouSi?"
"Who? I don't know anyone with the surname Peng? "
"Peng TouSi's surname isn't Peng ~ ~" Ai Mi had the expression of a small beast. "He's my personal bodyguard. He's dark, muscular, and much taller than you!"
"Taller than Yao Ming?"
"No … but he's 2.05 meters tall. Before he became a bodyguard, he had a winning streak in Russia's death fighting competition. His nickname is the 'Black Reaper'!"
Hey, hey, hey, from what you're saying, this Peng TouSi seems to be a violent and bloodthirsty black boxer who is two meters tall and as strong as a bull! Was it okay to hire such a dangerous person as a bodyguard for his teenage daughter? Compared to potato chips, which were classified as junk food, Peng TouSi, who had the title of Grim Reaper, was clearly more dangerous!
"Ah, that's right. Although Peng TouSi isn't as tall as Yao Ming, he once killed someone in an underground boxing match!"
Ai Mi boasted proudly.
No matter what, he didn't want to lose to others. Even if he had to use strange indicators, he had to beat others.
Are you a primary school student? I don't want to know if Peng TouSi has killed anyone! Even if he had killed someone before, would he be better than Yao Ming? Our Celestial Empire is a martial arts country, the birthplace of the Big Dipper Godly Fist. Yao Ming might have been secretly taught the Army Killer Fist by the National Sports Commission to protect himself in the crime-ridden United States! It's just that he didn't have a chance to make a move! Once he makes a move, it will definitely be a flurry of punches and the enemy will turn into ashes with a twisted face!
"Hey, is your mom's brain fried to let such a dangerous man be her underage daughter's bodyguard?"
"There's nothing wrong with my mom's brain! She's much smarter than you! "
Director Cao seemed to have made a similar evaluation.
"Let me tell you, when Peng TouSi first snuck into America, he offended a gang and was shot full of holes by a machine gun. It was my mom who picked him up from the streets! So in order to repay my mom, he's even willing to dig out his heart! "
Speaking of which, the streets of America are really messy! Also, he was saved from being shot full of holes, is it really "America is number one in the world of medicine"?
"My mom doesn't trust people casually, so of course she would consider my safety. The reason why she sent Peng TouSi to stay by my side is mainly because he's gay and would never do anything to me! "
"But it's not good to be too loyal to my mom. In order to sneak out to buy chips, it took me a lot of effort to get rid of Peng TouSi's surveillance …"
It sounds like he's really suitable to be Ai Mi's bodyguard. However, I still couldn't imagine how a 2.05m tall gay black man could fight back and forth with his opponent on a deathmatch stage, sweating profusely as he twisted and turned.
"Not only is he gay, but he's also number 0!"
Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, Ai Mi became more and more proud.
"What does number 0 mean?"
I couldn't help but ask.
"It means when you're gay, you're the one on the receiving end! In addition, the one on the offensive is called 1, and the one on the receiving end is 0.5. If you don't even know this, what is the Chinese education system teaching! "
Are you complaining in the wrong direction? It's the American education system that has a problem! The Celestial Empire was shy when it came to teaching about heterosexuality in biology classes. Such profound knowledge about homosexuality would never be openly taught in class!
When we passed a corner, Ai Mi walked a few steps closer in order not to be left behind because she was walking on the outside.
"Wait, wait for me!"
I realized I unknowingly walked faster, so I stopped and waited for her.
Because I left her behind, so Ai Mi had an angry expression.
"Hey, if you're not sent by my mom to spy on me, and you're not hired by Peng TouSi, then who are you?"
"What do you think?"
"… Stalker, or paparazzi!"
I helped you for so long, but you still have this impression of me! You don't know what's good for you! Do you believe I won't kidnap you right now and then call Peng TouSi for ransom!
"Hey, gay Peng TouSi? Your little master is in my hands, if you don't transfer the money to my store within 24 hours, I'll kill her! "
If Ai Mi suspects me again, I'll really make that call!
Seeing my dissatisfied face, Ai Mi held her chin and made a pondering expression.
"So you're not a stalker, paparazzi, or a minion sent by my mom … Are you really Lei Feng?"
Even selfish Americans know Lei Feng. Comrade Lei Feng can rest in peace in the underworld.
"Well, although I'm not particularly interested, you should still tell me your name."
"No need, we Lei Feng don't leave our names behind when we do good deeds."
"No! You have to tell me! You already know my name! "
Ai Mi said unforgivingly.
"Fine … my name is Ye Lin, Ye as in leaf, Lin as in Qilin."
"How do you write 'Qilin'?"
Ai Mi had an unhappy expression.
"If you choose such a difficult name, it'll be troublesome for me to remember!"
Even if you're being unreasonable, there should be a limit! I'm a Chinese, so why would I care if you Americans know how to write my name!
At this time, we had already reached the stationery section. Ai Mi looked around, took out 4 or 5 checkered books for practicing calligraphy, and unwillingly threw them into the shopping cart.
"Don't buy it if you don't like it! It's like heaven and earth compared to your expression when you buy chips! Why are you forcing yourself to practice calligraphy? "
I felt a bit guilty when I said this. It's already too late even if I started practicing with my crappy calligraphy.
"I don't want to practice either, but I have no choice!"
Ai Mi let out a depressed whine.
"Mom said that in order to be more popular in the Asian market, I have to practice calligraphy and autographs! Also, I have to send an overseas fax every week to let my mom check if my Chinese characters have improved! "
She had a slightly neurotic appearance as if she had been tortured by her mother to the point of having a mental breakdown.
The more she spoke, the more agitated she became, and she pointed to the cola in the shopping cart.
"Don't mention chips, I've only ever taken a sip of cola before!"
"Mom always warned me to stay away from junk food, she said that if I touch junk food, my health and figure will be gone … but other kids are eating it, I also want to eat it!"
"So on my 8th birthday, when my mom wasn't paying attention, I bought a bottle of cola from a neighbor's kid, as a result …"
"As a result?"
"As a result, I was discovered by my mom after I took a sip. She slapped me and spilled the cola on myself!"
"That's a bit of a pity."
The more I listened, the more I felt that there was a problem with Ai Mi's mother's way of education.
"Hmph, even so, I still managed to lick some of my own body …"
Don't mention this kind of glorious deeds! Sticking out your tongue to lick the cola that spilled on your body, how is this kind of thing worth bragging about!
"In short, my mom is the worst to me! She forced me to play the piano, read literary classics, and didn't allow me to play with other kids … If I couldn't finish my schoolwork, she would hit my hand, and she controlled my life 24 hours a day … "
"This, is it that exaggerated?"
"It's more exaggerated than you think! She even said that she wanted to raise me into some kind of national idol … "
"Isn't it good for idols to be popular?"
I was a bit envious because I had never tasted what it was like to be popular.
"I don't want to be popular! Being an idol is troublesome and tiring, if it wasn't for my mom, I wouldn't be an idol! "
Ai Mi grabbed her hair with all her might, she was a bit hysterical.
"I want to be an ordinary person! She can be a superwoman by herself! "
"Just wait and see! — — In the future, I will definitely do something that will make my mom very angry … and make her regret it!! "
Ai Mi clenched her teeth and swore in front of me.
The surrounding customers were all looking in our direction, thinking that we had an argument.
I saw that Ai Mi didn't want to pick anything in the stationery section, so I waited for her to slowly calm down, then I led her towards the exit.
After venting, Ai Mi didn't seem to be as nervous as before.
I suddenly thought, wouldn't it be the legendary "tiger mother" who taught Ai Mi with such a cruel and inhumane iron fist?
I suddenly felt that I was very lucky to have a father like that.
At least I had a childhood where I played to my heart's content.
Of course, if I wasn't bullied by the Little Tyrant, it would have been a better childhood.
Let's go to the cashier to pay.
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