In order to avoid any accidents, I went to find Cao JingShen to exchange books after the first class.
"Damn fatty, did you bring the book?"
I walked in front of him and asked.
"Ah — —!!"
Cao JingShen opened his mouth wide, like a frog that hasn't drunk water for three days, he suddenly knelt down in front of me.
"Leader! Disciple, disciple forgot to bring it! Death penalty! Death penalty!! "
All the students in the classroom stared at us.
"Trash, what use do I have for you?"
I was unknowingly infected by Cao JingShen's tone, he spoke like a leader.
Since the book 《Color Classroom》 no longer had a plastic cover and outer packaging, I couldn't directly hold it in my hands.
Like last time, I hid it inside my sports attire.
I was wondering if I should secretly take it out and give it to Cao JingShen so he can take it home to show Director Cao.
Cao JingShen saw my hand holding my stomach and probably knew that I brought the book over.
"Leader Ye, if you think it's inconvenient to carry that martial arts manual, you can give it to me for safekeeping."
Martial arts manual my ass! If you practice according to this, other than learning the "48 Hands of Edo" and lowering the lower limit of your personality, you can only practice picking up soap in the Public Security Bureau!
"Also, this disciple has nothing to do sitting here. With this manual, I can study it in class … Jie Jie Jie."
I really wanted to take out the H manga and slap him.
Do you think you haven't given me enough trouble? If the teacher finds out in class, there will be a lot of trouble later on. I get a headache just thinking about it.
I can't give the book to him.
Thinking like this, I strolled out of the classroom and arrived in the hallway.
Should I take advantage of the break and run to Director Cao's house to deliver the book? Although it would show our sincerity, the break is only 10 minutes, and I wasted some time just now, I'm afraid I won't make it in time.
I smacked my lips, turned around and started to walk back, but I bumped into the class leader Shu Sha.
Shu Sha had an expression like she saw something dirty.
I didn't want to piss him off, so I hid the manga on my waist and planned to quietly walk back to the classroom.
"Ye Lin — — stop right there!"
"W-what are you doing?"
I wanted to quickly walk in, but the class leader's hair swayed and occupied an advantageous position. She blocked my way and did not let me go back to the classroom.
"You can't even speak properly. Did you do something shameful?"
The class leader put one hand on his waist and looked like a judge from the Vatican.
"Stop joking! I, your father, am upright and upright! "
Actually, I couldn't stand up straight because I had a H manga hidden in my sportswear, so I was slightly hunched over.
"What are you hiding in your waist?"
The class leader's sharp eyes cut me back and forth.
"No, nothing! My stomach hurts, that's why I'm covering it! "
"It's a stick swing, right? Who are you going to fight with today? "
It was a tone that usually only teachers would use, as if they were exasperated that their students didn't meet their expectations.
"The school doesn't allow weapons! Be it polyester fiber or stainless steel, hand it over! I'm confiscating it! "
He was full of righteousness, as if he was defending the country's sovereignty.
The class leader is pretty professional! Not only did he know about the baton, but he also knew about the two main models. He must have collected quite a few from others before, right? The confiscated batons have already piled up like a mountain, all he needs is to find a way to sell them to the underworld.
Although hoodlums like to use the baton swing, I don't really like it.
I remember when the previous boss of 28 Middle graduated, he gave me some of his weapons collection (including the baton). He even patted my shoulder and said: "Xiao Ye Zi, you'll be in charge of maintaining the order of 28 Middle!" Other than feeling embarrassed, I hid the senior's good intentions under the bed in my bedroom and never used it.
"You're really annoying!"
I stealthily pushed the comic book and let it slowly slide down from my six pack abs.
It was actually impossible to hide this action in front of Shu Sha. In fact, Shu Sha watched as I slowly moved the comic book below my belly button.
Good, I successfully hid it in my pants!
I burst into tears because of my wretched actions.
Damn, is it easy to do business these days! It even touched my boxers!
Also, did that damn pervert Director Cao think that the comic book I gave him was an original limited edition?
Although I had to slightly clamp my legs together to prevent the comic book from falling into my pants, even if the class leader had the guts to open my shirt, she wouldn't have the guts to reach into my pants.
I straightened my back and spread out my hands.
"How is it? There's nothing, right? I told you you were mistaken! "
Shu Sha clearly felt like she was fooled.
So what? The class leader can only suffer in silence. This is a hallway full of people, why don't you take off my pants in front of everyone?
I don't know why, but the more the class leader put on the face of a justice devil, the more I wanted to act like a hoodlum.
I put my hands back into my pockets and secretly grabbed the elastic of my pants to prevent the class leader from taking off my pants out of desperation.
Shu Sha stared at my pants and stared hard.
Damn, is she really going to make a suicidal attack and take off my pants for inspection?
If Shu Sha really did that, I would fall to the bottom of the class food chain and I wouldn't have the face to stay in 28 Middle anymore. At that time, I would have to hand over the position of the school's boss to Ren XiaoQin, announce my retirement, and spend the rest of my life selling adult products with my dad.
Of course, Cao JingShen might suggest that I give the class leader a tooth for a tooth. When it's summer, I'll lift her skirt, or I won't have to wait until summer, I'll directly pull down the class leader's pants and make her lose face in front of the entire school.
The so-called rule of a hoodlum is to make the other party lose face.
But I don't want to do that. First of all, I have no interest in what kind of underwear the class leader wears. Secondly, if I do that, I can't predict Xiao Qin's reaction.
Although I started my morning exercise again today, I don't feel like my skills have significantly increased. I don't have any confidence in winning against Ren XiaoQin who has turned into a Little Tyrant.
I don't want to be killed like this.
That's why I felt a bit scared when the class leader stared at my pants.
I couldn't help but lower my head to see if there were any flaws in my pants.
The manga was stuffed below my belly button, it was a very dirty position, and it made my pants bulge.
In addition, there seemed to be a white object peeking out from my left pocket.
Only a small corner was exposed, it seemed to be a rather hard piece of paper.
Huh? What is it? It looks familiar.
Ah — —!!
It's the nude girl photo that Cao JingShen photoshopped yesterday!!
Damn, big crisis! Because there were too many things last night, I forgot to burn it!!
My gaze must have been too panicked, and Shu Sha saw through it.
She rushed forward in a big stride. My hands were still in my pockets, and I subconsciously tightened my grip on the elastic of my pants.
No matter what, the pants are more important!
In a flash, the class leader and I brushed past each other. My vision darkened, I knew it was the class leader's long hair that blocked my vision, and the hair that was caressing my face also distracted my attention.
When I turned around, the class leader had already taken the photo from my pocket. She used two fingers to hold it in front of her eyes to see what was going on.
This time it's embarrassing.
All of the photos that Cao JingShen photoshopped are unsightly, and I don't even know which girl is in the photo that the class leader took away!
Also, Cao JingShen's PS skills are heaven-defying, the class leader might not be able to tell at a glance that the photo was photoshopped.
What would Shu Sha think if she found out that I was carrying a nude photo of a female classmate!
She would probably take out a gun from the hidden compartment under her bed, and then shoot me in the head from afar!
Shu Sha took a look at the photo, and she immediately blushed.
It would be strange if she didn't blush. An AV actress used as body material, all poses that would make people blush!
Even if I wanted to snatch the photo back, it would be too late.
Also, I still have to protect the manga in my pants. If I lose it again, I would suffer a double loss.
I felt that I should strike first to gain the upper hand.
"I picked up this photo on the playground! I was going to burn it! "
Shu Sha's two black mercury-like eyes lightly swept across the photo, and her gaze finally landed on my face.
"Why would you burn it?"
She raised a strange question.
No matter which female classmate's nude photo (it might even be the class leader's), wouldn't burning it be the wisest decision to reduce the spread?
"Um … if this photo falls into the hands of a boy, it might be used for a bad purpose …"
Since I didn't know which girl this PS nude photo belonged to, I had to carefully answer the class leader's question.
"Used for … what bad purpose?"
The class leader pursued relentlessly, and her face seemed to be even redder than before.
Damn, Shu Sha, are you pretending to be pure? It's not like you! Don't you know boys like the back of your hand because you have a younger brother? What else can a nude photo of a female classmate be used for?
Of course it's to masturbate!
I impatiently hinted at her:
"It's to do that kind of thing, don't you know?"
Two red clouds flew across the class leader's cheeks.
It was an extremely rare scene, and it gave me an ominous premonition.
"Don't tell me that this photo can make them masturbate?"
The class leader's voice trembled slightly.
I can't believe you were the first to say that word! But since you're not the type of girl who pretends to be pure, why would you ask a question you already know the answer to?
Shouldn't a normal reaction be to directly kick me in the stomach because I'm carrying a nude photo of a female classmate?
If it was a nude photo of herself, she would immediately realize that it was photoshopped. She would become even angrier, then kick me in the crotch, and physically sterilize me.
Why didn't she act out immediately? It's a bit strange?
I decided to probe to obtain more information about this photo.
I switched myself into rogue mode.
"Hehehe, such a tempting photo, any normal man would want to masturbate in front of it!"
The class leader showed an expression of disbelief and indescribable fear.
I continued to probe:
"Hmph, it's not too much to say that this photo exists only for masturbation!"
I'm going all out, I've already said the word masturbation countless times in front of you anyway.
The class leader's hand holding the photo began to tremble.
Her slightly opened mouth showed that she was going through a huge psychological struggle.
It's coming! She's about to kick me! I have to dodge it! There are thousands of ways to die, but the only way is to explode my balls, that's something I don't want to experience!
Unexpectedly, the class leader's only action was to turn the photo around and let me see the front.
"Ye Lin, look at this photo and repeat what you just said."
She coldly ordered me.
I saw that the photo was a photo of the class leader herself.
But, she was wearing clothes.
It wasn't a photoshopped nude photo.
It was a photo of her standing on top of a mountain with a hearty smile. She was dressed neatly and looked very energetic.
Damn, Eunuch Cao, you idiot, you printed it wrong! You treated the original material as a finished product! Isn't this just a normal photo of the class leader?
I just said that this photo is very tempting, as long as it's a man, they would want to masturbate in front of it, and the only value of this photo is to tempt men to masturbate … Isn't this the same as saying that the only value of the class leader standing here is to tempt men to masturbate in front of her?
What a f * cking misunderstanding!!
It's even worse than a nude photo!!
Shu Sha will think that I carry her photo everywhere and say that she's very tempting!
She might even think that I've masturbated in front of this photo many times!
Eunuch Cao, you're a scammer! You traitorous disciple! I'll strangle you to death sooner or later!!
Shu Sha saw that my face was red and I couldn't say a single word to defend myself. It was rare that she didn't pursue and beat me up.
"This photo, I'm confiscating it."
Shu Sha said in a lukewarm tone and put her photo in her pocket.
She turned around and walked back to the classroom. The moment she turned around, her silky long hair flew up high and shone under the sunlight.
I felt that her footsteps were a bit light, it must be my imagination.
I also need to take care of the manga in my crotch.
You might as well just let me die.
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