My dad made zhajiang noodles for dinner. Among the few dishes my dad knows how to cook, noodles are pretty good.
Unfortunately, I wasn't in a good mood, so I didn't eat much.
"What's wrong? Did something bad happen in school?"
My dad raised his eyes from the comic book and asked me.
"No, I just didn't sleep well last night."
Although I met two weirdos, the female pervert and the doll, the one that gave me the biggest headache was still Ren Xiao Qin.
I didn't say anything about Xiao Qin because it was too embarrassing. But if there was a parent-teacher conference in the future, it would most likely be exposed.
What would my dad's attitude be? My dad never urged me to study, nor did he say anything about forbidding puppy love.
Xiao Qin used to live next door, so she should be considered an acquaintance to my dad.
Although Xiao Qin used to be mischievous, but now she can be considered a natural and unrestrained beauty.
If my dad says something like "it's not bad to have Xiao Qin as his daughter-in-law", then I would completely lose my position.
I have to hide it from my dad for now.
"Oh right, Xiao Lin, can you help me with something tomorrow?"
My dad discussed with me.
"What is it? It's definitely not something good that you're talking to me with your hands clasped together, right? "
"It's not a big deal. It's just that tomorrow afternoon, can you deliver this bag of comic books to the buyer?"
My dad pointed to the pile of comic books next to the fridge. It was about the thickness of five books, so my bag should be able to fit it.
"Don't we have SF Express? Why do I have to deliver it? "
"Um, because there's an old customer who lives very close to your school, but he can't get it on the same day if he uses express delivery. He's in a hurry to read the latest comics, so he asked me if there was any way … I wanted to ask if it's convenient for you. "
"It's not inconvenient for me — — but there must be H manga in the bag, right?"
"… Son, do we have any other comics other than H manga?"
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at my dad's question.
"I don't think so. We do have some comics that are borderline, but they don't sell well … Is everyone's taste getting heavier and heavier?"
I unknowingly began to plan the online store's business.
Since my dad would get drunk one day a week, I could only help take care of the store's business.
I suddenly thought: Will I take over my father's business in the future and become the owner of an adult goods store? Will I spend the rest of my life alone and sorrowfully spending my life in between massages and blow-up dolls?
He could not help but feel a chill run down his spine.
In order to not forget to deliver the books tomorrow morning, I picked up the package and stuffed it into my bag. I also took a look at the address on the package. It was really close to my school, behind the food street.
"Dad, I'll help you deliver it during lunch break. That way, the clients can see it earlier. Anyway, we have two hours for lunch break."
"Haha, I knew my son is the best!"
His father had a fawning look on his face.
How shameful. Dad, I really wish you could go back to teaching in university!
Fortunately, he didn't have any more dreams that night and slept well.
The school's prescribed time to arrive at school was 7: 50. I finished eating at 7: 20 and left the house at 7: 40.
"Don't forget to deliver the manga to me!"
My dad reminded me from behind.
I definitely won't forget. With such an evil package in my bag, I won't feel at ease until I deliver it.
I hummed Jackie Chan's "Drunken Fist" as I walked towards school. Both sides of the street were filled with shops selling breakfast.
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate!"
Ren XiaoQin stood under a telephone pole and waved at me in a panic.
She had the appearance of a young and energetic girl.
The bag on her back was not as bulky as yesterday. She probably left all the books she didn't need in class at home.
Also, she was wearing a school uniform.
A blue and white striped female sports uniform.
As I expected, it was a bit big. When Xiao Qin wore it, she hid both her hands in the sleeves and only revealed the tips of her fingers.
It was the same as the first time she met me.
Let me correct, it was as a girl, the same as the first time we met.
I'm not sure if it had anything to do with me stepping on her feet yesterday, but Xiao Qin was wearing a pair of white sports shoes today.
Didn't you say you didn't want to participate in sports? Why are you wearing sports shoes like me?
Did you think it would be more convenient to wear sports shoes when you teleport?
It was still cold in the morning. Xiao Qin must have been standing on the side of the street waiting for me for a long time. She was shivering and her feet were bouncing back and forth to keep warm.
I glanced at her without saying anything and planned to directly walk past her.
"Ye Lin classmate, it's me! Let's go to school together! "
Xiao Qin caught up from behind.
I snorted.
"Why are you here? If you're going to school from the subway, you shouldn't pass through this road, right? "
"Um … I've already carefully studied the route that Ye Lin classmate takes to get to school. Because I was able to see Ye Lin classmate again today, I got up excitedly at five in the morning. After I took the subway here, I buried … no, I waited here. "
You actually wanted to say that you were lying in ambush here, right? Did you treat me as a prey and set up an ambush here? This kind of stubbornness … girls are a terrifying enemy!
"You make it sound so nice … I still haven't gotten even with you about brother Optimus Prime yesterday!"
"Ah ~ I knew I had to bring that up ~"
Xiao Qin scratched her head and pretended to be stupid.
"Yesterday, I was so focused on getting Ye Lin classmate home earlier that I accidentally forgot about it! I'm really sorry! "
I glared at her with a pout.
"Although I did think about bringing brother Optimus Prime with me in my bag, wouldn't it be bad if brother Optimus Prime was confiscated during a surprise inspection?"
What she said was reasonable. Although they might not dare to inspect my bag, there was still a risk. Speaking of inspection, I was a bit worried about the H manga in my bag. It would be very embarrassing if someone saw it. Especially if it was discovered by Xiao Qin, who knows what kind of trouble it would cause.
Those H manga can destroy a person's worldview just by looking at the cover.
Xiao Qin continued to say sincerely,
"Next time Ye Lin classmate sends me home, I'll give brother Optimus Prime to you with both hands!"
"It's true! Ye Lin classmate, I'll be very hurt if you look at me with such a suspicious gaze! If you don't believe me … If I don't return it to you next time, you can lock the door to my house and do whatever you want to me! "
I don't have time for you.
If I ignore you, you'll quickly become annoyed.
But Xiao Qin was still in high spirits.
"Ye Lin classmate, come to school with me in the morning from now on! I'll come over early to wait for you! "
"… …"
"Although it's a bit rushed in the morning, I'm not tired at all when I think about spending more time with Ye Lin classmate!"
"… …"
"It's so romantic to go to school together in the morning. I've decided, I'll call this period of time 'Early Intercourse' time!"
I couldn't help it.
"What are you randomly naming it for! What does the word 'early' mean!? "
"It's the time to communicate together in the morning."
Xiao Qin didn't think there was anything wrong with what she said.
"Also, there's also the time for 'Afternoon Intercourse' and 'Evening Intercourse'."
Xiao Qin clenched her hands into fists and raised them in front of her chest with a very energetic appearance.
"How about it? Ye Lin classmate, is three times a day enough? "
"Get lost!"
"Does Ye Lin classmate think it's too little? I don't mind, I can raise it to five times a day … "
There was a stall selling steamed buns in front of us. A person who looked like a waiter stood behind the tall steamed buns and watched the passersby with boredom.
"Ye Lin classmate, help me buy steamed buns!"
She said as she handed over some change.
"Can't you buy it yourself if you have money? Also, since you're up so early, why aren't you eating breakfast? "
"I was thinking that if Ye Lin classmate didn't eat breakfast, we could find a place to eat together. But, Ye Lin classmate ate egg fried rice in the morning … "
"How do you know I ate egg fried rice in the morning? Are you peeking at my house with your binoculars! "
"Ye Lin classmate has an oily grain of rice stuck on your lips …"
I hurriedly licked the shameful rice grain into my mouth.
Xiao Qin was still holding up the change in her hand, hoping I could help her buy steamed buns.
"I'm not the owner of the bun shop, you can just give the money to the waiter and you'll have steamed buns to eat."
"But, but … I don't dare to talk to the waiter …"
"Ah?"
"I've said it before, I … would be afraid to talk to young men once I put on a girl's clothing …"
"Although I'm not afraid of Ye Lin classmate, and I'd be a lot braver with Ye Lin classmate here, but … the waiter over there looks a bit scary, so I'll ask Ye Lin classmate to buy it for me. If you don't help me, I'll starve for the entire morning! "
I glanced at the waiter, he's a very honest person, I don't know what's scary about him.
It seems that Xiao Qin's hands were already sore from raising the change.
I sighed, took the change, and exchanged it for 10 steamed buns from the waiter.
Hangzhou steamed buns are very small, if it was me, 10 wouldn't even be enough to fill the gaps between my teeth.
Xiao Qin happily took it, held it in her hands, and ate it while walking.
She used a napkin to pad it with and was very careful not to let the oil drip onto her uniform. She seemed to be very hygienic.
If you're so hygienic, why don't you eat at home! Who knows if the roadside stalls have gutter oil or not?
But Xiao Qin looks pretty cute when she eats.
She carefully took a bite, chewed it in her mouth without making a sound, and finally swallowed it with a satisfied expression.
She's like a small animal that you're feeding.
Of course we couldn't walk fast while eating, but I didn't rush her because I wanted to see Xiao Qin eat.
As a result, we were both late.
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