Xiao Qin widened her eyes in shock after she heard the real name of the HHH enthusiast club's president.
"Are you kidding me? If he's the president, then wouldn't Uncle Ye be a real general? "
That's a problem. Although there are a lot of generals in North Korea and they aren't worth much, it still feels weird when your dad is one of them.
"I'm not lying. The shoe repair uncle also told me about the president's true identity not long ago. After analyzing all the clues, the probability of him being the president is close to 100%!"
Xiao Qin held her chin and fell into deep thought after I spoke so confidently.
"I never expected the president to be more powerful than my dad. If I knew this earlier, I would have pulled the president over to help us deal with the Love Fries …"
"Don't even dream about it." I smiled bitterly, "It's true that the president appreciates my dad, but there's no way he would make a big fuss over my dad! We can't change anything even if we know the secret. "
After Xiao Qin and I left the washroom, the class leader glanced at us a few more times, but our hands were both wet. It seems Xiao Qin only went in with me to wash her hands.
I'm not sure what Shu Zhe went out to do, but Gong CaiCai was talking to the class leader about her future aspirations. She wanted the class leader to tell her what she should do in the future.
"Class leader, I really envy you for deciding to become a criminal police officer early on. It takes a lot of courage to face criminals! I can't do it myself. Although I always want to earn my own living like an ordinary person, I can't find a goal in the future. Will I become a burden to society if this continues? "
If Gong CaiCai asked me this, I would probably half-jokingly tell her everything would go smoothly as long as she finds a good husband. But the responsible class leader replied seriously:
"Cai Cai, you have to have confidence in yourself. Don't you like plants? Have you ever thought about becoming a botanist? "
"Botanist?" Gong CaiCai had a happy expression, "Class leader, do you think I can be a botanist? Although I wanted to be a keeper because I like rabbits, it doesn't seem like a zoo needs someone to raise rabbits … it's better to be a botanist! But can I become a botanist with my brain? Would I be too stupid? "
"A botanist doesn't need a brain!" Xiao Qin interrupted irresponsibly. "Haven't you heard people describe people as' blockhead 'or' pumpkin head '?! You are very suitable to be a botanist! Don't frown anymore! "
"Xiao Qin classmate, how could you say that …" Gong CaiCai knew that Xiao Qin was talking nonsense, but her weak personality didn't dare to refute Xiao Qin.
Seeing Gong CaiCai's timid appearance, Xiao Qin suddenly had an idea. She patted Gong CaiCai's shoulder and said: "Actually, you can be a policewoman with the class leader in the future! The two of you will be very suitable partners! "
Before Gong CaiCai could respond, the class leader spoke first, "Criminal police work isn't suitable for CaiCai. We often encounter dangerous situations. Let alone robbers, even if it's a drunkard causing trouble, it's not easy to subdue him! "
Gong CaiCai had a rich imagination. When she heard the word "drunkard", she immediately imagined what Peng TouSi might look like when he was drunk. Unsurprisingly, she shivered.
Xiao Qin explained to the class leader: "Class leader, you don't know the rest. It's hard to reason with a drunkard, and you might even have to fight him. But if you were a drunkard and saw two police officers, one tall and one short, one majestic and one cowardly, which one would you beat first? "
"When the drunkard hits Gong CaiCai, you can take the opportunity to use various grappling techniques and stun batons on the drunkard. You can easily subdue him! What a great plan! "
Damn it! Isn't this using Gong CaiCai as a sandbag! Gong CaiCai, who was already shivering, trembled even more after hearing your suggestion!
Gong CaiCai was not qualified to be a policewoman. From the class leader's point of view, Xiao Qin's proposal was not worth refuting. But Xiao Qin made Gong CaiCai happy, so she immediately had a new idea.
"Um, CaiCai, do you know of a profession called 'Summoner'? They are responsible for waking up hibernating animals in the spring, such as hedgehogs, squirrels, lizards … they get a lot of pay! CaiCai, since you like animals so much, why don't you become a Summoner! "
Xiao Qin talked nonsense with a straight face, and the innocent Gong CaiCai was stunned by her words.
"What? Do hibernating animals need someone to wake them up? Then how do the hibernating animals wake up in those inaccessible areas? "
"Hey! It's because of the needs of animals that humans would station people in remote areas! "Xiao Qin pointed at the class leader," The class leader's uncle used to be a Summoner in the mountains! "
Uncle Fireball is a forest ranger, okay?! According to what you said, did Uncle Fireball go to wake up the black bear from its hibernation, but was bitten by the angry black bear?
"Xiao Qin, where did you hear that from?" The class leader had black lines on her face, "How can there be such a ridiculous profession as a Summoner in this world? Also, although there are cute squirrels among the hibernating animals, most of them are ugly and dangerous like toads, snakes, crocodiles … even if there really is a Summoner, CaiCai can't do it. "
"Of course, she would get bitten by a snake." Xiao Qin muttered, "If she doesn't even dare to be a Summoner, then she definitely wouldn't dare to count polar bears?"
Summoners did not exist, but the job of counting polar bears did exist. Rosneft and ExxonMobil jointly invested 400,000 pounds (about 4.1 million yuan) this year to hire brave men to count the number of polar bears in Siberia.
The position of "Bear Counting Member" seems to be very high value, but the workplace is at -46 ° C all year round. In addition to counting, the Bear Counting Member also has to install electronic collars on adult polar bears and obtain blood samples from polar bears for research purposes. Polar bears were one of the few mammals that fed on humans.
It's a completely fraudulent high-paying job! Maybe one day she would become polar bear's food! Also, you need to have outstanding eyesight to observe polar bears in the snow! The class leader would barely pass as a Bear Counting Member, but asking Gong CaiCai to be a Bear Counting Member is basically feeding bears!
"The tea is a bit cold, I'll go pour it." Gong CaiCai wanted to extricate herself from the awkward conversation.
"The teacup is made of porcelain." Xiao Qin said, "Don't break it, or Ai Mi will make you pay for it!"
"Ai Mi won't make you pay." I quickly comforted the frightened Gong CaiCai, "Also, the floor is carpeted, so the teacup won't break even if it falls from this height."
Gong CaiCai wobbled to pour the tea, while Xiao Qin whispered into the class leader's ear: "The leader of the HHH enthusiasts club that Director Cao and Ye Lin classmate's father knows is actually …"
"What!?" The class leader turned pale with fright, "How could that guy have any connections with us? Xiao Qin, are you making this up too? You're probably making it up like the Summoner you were talking about earlier. "
"Anyway, I already told you the truth." Xiao Qin crossed her arms in front of her chest and said with an indifferent attitude, "It's up to you whether you believe it or not, as long as you don't break your own arm."
The class leader shot me a questioning gaze and I nodded to show that Xiao Qin was telling the truth.
"The situation seems to be getting more and more complicated." The class leader frowned, "It feels like we're not normal Chinese high school students."
"More like Japanese high school students?" I joked, "According to convention, Japanese people our age have to save the world."
Shu Zhe left the room to see Dr. Yu. He was forced by Lin Yumeng to think of a way to treat his breast dysplasia.
Dr. Yu gave him a prescription that doesn't contain hormones. He saw me when he came out of the infirmary, then I dragged him to the kitchen.
"Bro Ye Lin, what are you doing? I'm not hungry … "
"I'm hungry if you're not! Also, would you die of exhaustion if you went to the kitchen to get some food for your sister? "
In the large kitchen, a group of chefs, led by the French chef Pierre, were busy preparing food for Ai Mi and the entire team. Pierre was very happy to see me, not because I was Ai Mi's brother, but because I could eat a lot.
"Recently, um … why doesn't Loud Mouth come anymore?"
Pierre stuttered as he asked me. Because Loud Mouth belonged to the category of contestants who could eat a lot, she was very popular with Pierre.
"Loud Mouth recently caught a cold, but her appetite will return after a while, so don't worry — — is there anything we can help with? How about we cut the ham on the chopping board! "
Shu Zhe was puzzled by my actions, "Bro Ye Lin, what's the point of looking for work? These people were hired by your sister, if you help them, wouldn't they lose their wages? "
I directly grabbed Shu Zhe's ear and he begged for mercy in pain.
"What do you know! I wanted you to come help in the kitchen! At least personally cut a few slices of ham for your sister! Your sister cooked for you every day in her early years, but you never personally prepared food for her, right? I'm here to train you today! "
In Pierre's eyes, cooking was a very pleasant thing, so he did not stop me. He only opened the cupboard and pulled out a very ordinary … Frostmourne.
Damn, isn't this the imitation sword that Ai Mi used to beat up a fat rabbit? Why is it in the kitchen now?
Pierre explained to me: "Miss Ai Mi quickly got tired of playing with this sword. After I sharpened the blade on a whetstone, I found it worked wonders when cutting ham, so it has always been a kitchen item …"
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