"Sigh, the human body is too weak! Do you want to modify it into a robotic limb? "
Dr. Yu brought his first aid kit and roughly examined the class leader's injuries. After he concluded it was a slight fracture, he immediately began to sell his human modification plan to the class leader.
The class leader, who was placed flat on the long sofa, had a helpless expression.
"Dr. Yu, can you stop joking around? I'm going to be a criminal police officer in the future, how can a robotic limb do the job? "
"What? You're looking down on my biological limb!? My research direction is to create a half-human, half-robot superhuman, how could I make you unable to do a simple job as a criminal police officer? "
Dr. Yu expressed his dissatisfaction as he fixed the class leader's right arm. He was bold because of his skills, but Lin Yumeng didn't think he was reliable.
"Half-human, half-robot?" Xiong YaoYue fell into deep thought, "Is it like the mechanical armor from 'Steel Alchemist'? It seems pretty powerful! If it's that powerful, I'd also like to have one … "
"Class leader, does it still hurt?" Gong CaiCai worriedly moved closer to the sofa and looked at the class leader with teary eyes, "It's all my fault for shouting, otherwise the class leader wouldn't be injured …"
The class leader's right arm was fixed with a special plastic splint and hung from her neck with a bandage. She looked exactly like an injured person you often see on TV. But the class leader was able to endure the pain and forced a smile at Gong CaiCai.
"I feel a lot better than before. You don't have to blame yourself, it's not related to you, it was an accident."
"It wasn't an accident, it was caused by me being drunk." She walked over with her head down and pulled out the rubber band that tied her braid, so her short hair returned to a girl's appearance.
She frowned and seriously admitted her mistake to the class leader.
"Class leader, it's all my fault. If I didn't send the table flying, there wouldn't be a chain reaction. You can scold me a bit."
She looked at Lin Yumeng who was closest to the class leader as she spoke, as if she was waiting for the class leader's mother to scold her.
Lin Yumeng was about to speak, but the class leader stopped her mother.
"Mom, don't blame my classmate. Xiao Qin isn't usually like this, she was completely drunk today. Dr. Yu also said that my fracture isn't serious. I'll be able to recover after some rest. "
Lin Yumeng looked at her daughter and suppressed the anger in her heart. She turned to Xiao Qin and asked, "I won't hold you responsible for the fracture for the time being. But you have to tell me, do you like my daughter too? Are you also trying to trick my daughter into walking the path of a lesbian? "
"N-no!" Xiao Qin stuttered, "I don't like the class leader at all, I hate her … No, I can't say I hate her all the time, she has some good points. Anyway, maybe I like her a little … but not that kind of love! Auntie Lin, do you understand? "
"What do I understand?!" Lin Yumeng frowned. "I only know that my daughter's classmates are all abnormal! I will definitely bring Shasha to Shanghai! "
Professor Yu closed the medical kit, stood up, and patted the white coat he was wearing.
"Although Shu Sha's fracture is not serious, I advise you to let her rest for a while. It's best if she doesn't run around. Even if you want to take her to Shanghai, you have to wait until her fracture recovers."
"That's right!" The class leader didn't want to go to Shanghai in the first place, so she took the opportunity to say to her mother, "I'm not planning on leaving Dong Shan city for three months! I'm going to be a criminal police officer in the future! It'll be too late for regrets if there are any sequelae! "
Xiao Qin suggested: "Class leader, why don't I call Dr. Zhao from Zhao's Orthopedic Hospital over to take a look at you? Dr. Zhao's family has been bone setting experts for generations. I've had a good relationship with them ever since my grandfather, so I always go to them if I have any broken bones or tendons. "
"That's true." I added, "When my arm was fractured in middle school, Dr. Zhao was the one who looked at it for me, and I've recovered quite well! It's like I was never injured! "
I said as I shook my right arm to show that none of its functions were affected.
"Is it Zhao's Orthopedic Hospital?" Professor Yu also nodded, "They're quite famous in Dong Shan city. I'm not an orthopedic doctor, so it would be safer for them to take a look at you."
"Leave it to me!" Xiao Qin vowed, "I'll invite Dr. Zhao over to treat the class leader! Based on our relationship, I'll invite him no matter how busy he is! "
"Then I'll thank you in advance." The class leader laid on the sofa and gave Xiao Qin a relieved smile, "My right arm is very important to me, I'll have to rely on it to hold a gun in the future."
Xiao Qin felt embarrassed after being thanked by the class leader. She blushed and grabbed her fingers.
"It's … it's all my fault, why are you thanking me for? Anyway, I'll definitely let the class leader's arm recover! If it doesn't work, I'll cut off my arm and give it to you! "
"You don't need your arm." Zhuang Ni said jealously, "There's a huge difference in height between you and the class leader, so your arm is naturally short. The class leader has OCD, so she would never allow her arm to be long and short. If it's necessary, I'll give my arm to the class leader. After all, isn't that a deeper physical connection? "
Lin Yumeng originally had a lot of resentment towards Xiao Qin and Zhuang Ni, but she calmed down a bit when she heard they were willing to cut off their arms for her daughter.
"Are you two going to cut off your arms like Yang Guo?" Dr. Yu was overjoyed and turned around to ask Xiao Qin and Zhuang Ni, "Are you interested in installing my mechanical prosthetics? The precision and horsepower are guaranteed, so there's no problem playing the piano or using Black Iron Sword Techniques! "
Xiao Qin pouted, "Since Zhuang Ni said my arm is short, then she's the only one who needs it! Dr. Yu, you can just install it for her. "
Zhuang Ni snorted, "If the mechanical prosthetics could launch anti-tank missiles that can track a man's testicles, I might consider installing one."
Hey! There's no need to use anti-tank missiles to destroy testicles! Let alone testicles, even the owner of the testicles wouldn't leave them behind!
"Woof woof woof woof woof!"
A series of barks with an American accent sounded. If I heard correctly, it should be Obama.
"I heard Katyusha broke her bones? Ha, I can't miss the sight of her crying in pain! "
Ai Mi also walked in from the back door of the cafe after Xiao Qin. She was holding onto Obama, who was getting fatter by the day. Her ponytails were a bit messy from the strong wind outside, but it gave off a slightly wild sense of beauty.
Ai Mi, who was taking pleasure in other people's misfortune, immediately pouted in disappointment when she saw the calm expression of the class leader.
"What! She still has this serious expression even after breaking her bones! How outrageous! I think Katyusha is frigid … "
Before she could finish saying frigid, I quickly rushed to Ai Mi's side and covered her mouth to prevent her from angering Lin Yumeng again.
"Waffles? Waffles!? "
What surprised me was that Peng TouSi wasn't the only one following behind Ai Mi, there was also a French chef wearing an apron and a tall white hat. He learned a few words of Chinese after staying in China for a few years, but his accent wasn't very native.
The French chef was usually a very amiable uncle with a glossy face, but his expression was very scary at this moment. Also, the unsheathed Japanese katana in his hand was also quite scary.
I remember this katana was a gift from a Japanese chef when the French chef was learning how to cook fugu. Unfortunately, the last time the French chef used it, it was because he was suspicious that others said his cooking wasn't good, so he used the katana to commit seppuku.
"Miss Lin didn't eat my sumptuous breakfast, but came here … to eat microwaved waffles!?"
There were a lot of half-eaten waffles on Lin Yumeng's table. For Lin Yumeng, it was just calories to fill her stomach, but for the French chef, it was a matter of dignity and life.
"My cooking skills have been insulted! I don't want to live anymore! Long live the Emperor of Japan! "
The French chef was not a Japanese militarist, but he had seen Japanese people shouting this in many films and TV programs when they performed self-mutilation, so he imitated them. Not only did he kneel on the floor and open his clothes to reveal his belly, but he also took out the Japanese knife and prepared to commit suicide.
Lin Yumeng had never seen this kind of scene, and she couldn't understand why the French chef had to die if she didn't eat his breakfast.
"How embarrassing!" Amy commented, "There's no way to perform seppuku with such a long katana! Japanese people have a special katana when they perform seppuku! As my chef, you're actually so unprofessional at seppuku. If I knew this earlier, I wouldn't have let my mom hire you! "
"Ahhhh! I want my blood to splash on the waffles! I want to curse all the waffles in the world! "
The French chef was so emotional that he raised the katana to his stomach with tears flowing down his face. Lin Yumeng was quite frightened and quickly reached out to stop him:
"Wait! Is it really because I didn't eat your breakfast? It's not worth it to die, right? I really just have other urgent matters … "
"Emperor waffles!"
The French chef couldn't hear what Lin Yumeng was saying, and he was about to commit seppuku. Fortunately, Peng TouSi grabbed his wrist from behind and snatched the katana.
"Pierre, calm down. You've already attempted seppuku 12 times this year, once a month on average. The 13th time should be saved for next year!"
"Screech!" For safety, Peng TouSi inserted the katana three inches into the floor. The katana reflected the silhouette of the French chef, and it trembled for a long time before it stopped.
"Ow – woof woof woof woof!"
The katana was inserted three inches into the ground. For some reason, it scared Obama (maybe it had something to do with Ai Mi always saying she wanted to kill Obama and eat his meat). It suddenly broke free from Ai Mi's restraints and rushed forward without looking back.
Lin Yumeng was still in a state of shock. She just witnessed the French chef almost commit suicide, and now she saw a frightened husky rushing towards her. In a panic, she couldn't dodge in time and stepped on Obama's tail.
"Ow ow ow ow!!"
Obama was in pain and reflexively opened his mouth, revealing a mouthful of sharp teeth.
"Puchi", someone was bitten.
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