It was still very windy outside. To prevent the cup from being blown away again, I first bent down to pick it up from the ground and wrapped it in a black plastic bag with a large opening.
Next, I had to explain to the class leader how I used this evil cup.
"Actually, I don't have a rolling pin when I make dumplings, so I used this …"
No, that's a bullshit reason. It's fine to use eggplant or cucumber as a rolling pin (since they're both food), but who would want to eat a dumpling made from a cup!
Although I made a mistake and let it slip, it didn't affect my quick wit from coming up with a good idea in the nick of time.
Change the topic! I can divert the class leader's attention as long as I say it!
"Class leader, your mom came to Dong Shan city! She stayed at Ai Mi's building last night, you can call her if you don't believe me! "
"What did you say? My mom came? " The class leader had an expression of disbelief, "How come you know about my mom's coming before I know?"
"Anyway, I'm not lying!" I replied seriously while hiding the cup behind my back, "She said she had something important to talk to you about today. Even if you didn't call her, you would probably get a call from her soon, right?"
It's really hard to understand why my mom came to school without notice. The class leader took out her phone and dialed Lin Yumeng's number. I took the opportunity to walk a dozen steps against the wind and threw the cup into the trash can.
"Hello? Mom, what, are you really at school? Why didn't you tell me you're back … "
In order to get away with the cup, I told the class leader to contact Lin Yumeng in advance.
The crisis has not been resolved and the volcano could erupt at any time.
I was hesitating next to the trash can when I saw Zhuang Ni walking over. Her knee injury had basically healed and she could barely maintain her balance in the wind. Her destination was clearly the class leader.
Zhuang Ni glanced at me with disdain when she passed by me, "As expected of a scumbag, looking for things used by girls next to the trash can? I have to tell everyone to not throw sanitary pads around. "
I didn't have time to refute Zhuang Ni's words, so I looked at the class leader who was twenty meters away.
Damn! Isn't that the beauty wearing winter clothes Lin Yumeng? I thought she would come out of the principal's building after eating the French chef's breakfast! The class leader had already put away her phone, it was clear that the mother and daughter were going to talk face to face!
Warning! Warning! If Lin Yumeng talks to the class leader about Shu Zhe, my life will be in danger. He had to create some accidents so that the mother and daughter would not be able to meet normally!
My brain sped up and I started thinking about Zhuang Ni.
"Zhuang Ni, I have a very bad news for you! The class leader has a new target, and she doesn't like you anymore. "
While informing Zhuang Ni, I pointed at Lin Yumeng's position.
When Zhuang Ni turned around, Lin Yumeng's hair was blown up by the wind and covered most of her face. Zhuang Ni couldn't recognize her as the class leader's mother, but she was sure she was a beautiful woman.
Intense jealousy burned in Zhuang Ni's eyes. She walked towards the class leader in large strides. The class leader's attention was completely on her mother and she didn't notice Zhuang Ni was walking closer.
"She's actually staring at her …" Zhuang Ni's hatred deepened.
In order to ruin their meeting, I fanned the flames and said to Zhuang Ni: "Look, they're staring at each other as if there's no one else around! Hurry up and stand next to the class leader and do something intimate to prove your relationship with her. "
Zhuang Ni, who was burning with jealousy, used the wind to fly towards the class leader and pressed her against the trunk of a maple tree while the latter wasn't paying attention.
"Zhuang Ni, what are you doing?" Before the class leader could react, Zhuang Ni aggressively sealed the class leader's lips with her own kiss. The intense action made it hard for the class leader to breathe.
"She's mine! You're still ten thousand years too early to take her away from me! "
After some ambiguous entanglement, the two girls' lips finally separated. Zhuang Ni was still pressing the class leader against the trunk of the maple tree, and she turned her face to Lin Yumeng and announced.
At this time, the wind gradually subsided, and Lin Yumeng was able to compose her long hair and reveal her face. Zhuang Ni felt that the face was a little familiar when she saw it, but she didn't react immediately. She still put on the posture of occupying the class president and not letting anyone else touch her.
"Zhuang Ni, what are you doing! Why are you being so picky! "
The class leader reprimanded Zhuang Ni, but she didn't realize her mother's expression had already become extremely ugly.
I reckon Lin Yumeng's current state of mind was like this:
"What a scam! During the time I wasn't in Dong Shan city, not only did my son get turned gay, even my daughter Shu Sha got turned gay! My son is gay and my daughter is lesbian, I'm such a failure as a mother! "
"Mom, it's all a misunderstanding!" Seeing that Lin Yumeng was about to explode, the class leader quickly pushed Zhuang Ni away and walked over to explain to her mother.
"Mom?" Zhuang Ni paused for a moment before she realized what was going on. She knew I was using her jealousy.
"Okay, just you wait …"
I didn't wait for Zhuang Ni to finish her threat and immediately yelled like I was snitching to a teacher: "Shu Sha was a nude model for Zhuang Ni! And she was hugging another girl! "
I wasn't lying, the 'other girl' I was referring to was Gong CaiCai. It was a follow-up to the incident where I climbed the tree to save the cat.
Shu Sha's face turned red when I mentioned it in front of her mother and she stuttered in an explanation: "Mom, don't listen to Ye Lin's nonsense …"
Lin Yumeng had been hit since last night, so she was very agitated. She impatiently interrupted the class leader:
"Shu Sha, did you really become a nude model for someone called Zhuang Ni? And you did it with another girl? Are you guys lesbians? "
Lin Yumeng was so angry that she didn't even call the class leader by her nickname and called her by her full name.
The class leader explained awkwardly: "Mom, you misunderstood! The only reason I became a model was because I lost a bet! It's all because Zhuang Ni kept pestering me, I didn't become lesbians! "
However, this explanation touched Zhuang Ni's G spot. Zhuang Ni raised her eyebrows and stood between the class leader and Lin Yumeng. She first looked at the class leader, then looked at Lin Yumeng with a challenging gaze and said:
"It was a bit of a misunderstanding, but I, Zhuang Ni, will marry Shu Sha in the future! I'm serious about her! I hope auntie won't get in our way! "
Good job! I couldn't help but secretly give Zhuang Ni a thumbs up. This way, Lin Yumeng's attention was shifted to whether the class leader was lesbians or not! At least I can live a bit longer!
Zhuang Ni's words caused Lin Yumeng's facial nerves to go haywire. She stared at Zhuang Ni with an ashen face and Zhuang Ni stared back without fear.
"Did I hear correctly? You want to marry my daughter? Aren't you also a girl? "
"So what if we're both girls?" Zhuang Ni stood proudly, "There are already many countries that support same-sex marriage, I will definitely marry Shu Sha!"
"What about Gong CaiCai?" I jeered from the side.
"Gong CaiCai will be my concubine!" Zhuang Ni admitted without hesitation.
Lin Yumeng finally went berserk when she realized Zhuang Ni, who was pursuing her daughter, also wanted a 'husband' with multiple wives.
"You shameless brat, stay away from my daughter! I hate lesbians and lesbians the most! You must've become retarded after watching too many foreign cartoons! "
That … Zhuang Ni's yuri hobby has nothing to do with watching foreign anime, Xiao Qin is the one who's brainless.
"Auntie, please don't hurt people." Zhuang Ni said seriously, "Shu Sha will be very happy after marrying me. It's at least ten thousand times better than marrying that scum next to her."
Don't! Zhuang Ni, don't transfer the aggro to me when you finally managed to pull the boss's aggro!
When I saw Lin Yumeng's unfriendly gaze, I quickly said: "Actually, I'm not against lesbians! But I feel like the class leader and Gong CaiCai are more suitable! "
"What do you mean?" Zhuang Ni fell for it, "Are you saying I'm not compatible with the class leader?"
I looked up at the sky as if it had nothing to do with me, "I didn't say that, but it's clear the class leader likes Gong CaiCai more than you!"
"Is that true?" Zhuang Ni tightly grabbed the class leader's shoulders, "In your eyes, Gong CaiCai is more important than me? Have you ever planned on abandoning me and spending some alone time with Gong CaiCai? "
The class leader was extremely embarrassed after being questioned in front of her mother. She looked at me and Zhuang Ni with a complaining gaze, but she didn't know how to explain herself.
"Gong CaiCai isn't just your middle school classmate, she's also your roommate, right?" Lin Yumeng interrupted, "I remember that the two of you were indeed very close. Did you hug her and become a nude model for others?"
"No, no!" The class leader whose face was as red as an apple waved her hands in a hurry, "We didn't hug each other! And we're not lesbians! Mom, why are you so anxious today! "
No shit, wouldn't you be anxious if your son and daughter were both gay?
"It's too cold outside to talk." I suggested, "The class leader and the others haven't eaten breakfast yet. How about we go eat at the school cafe? My family has shares there, so let me be a shareholder! "
"That's fine." Lin Yumeng replied coldly, "We have to get to the bottom of this! Oh right, call Gong CaiCai over too, I want everyone involved to be present! "
It's rare for a cafe to open this early, but it was only because of my request that they broke their tradition.
Since this meeting was private, only Lin Yumeng, the class leader, and Zhuang Ni sat at the same table. Gong CaiCai was also called over by Zhuang Ni's phone call.
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