"Woof woof woof woof — —" Obama's barking resounded in the hallway. Mi ba was startled and jumped back onto the carpet from Gong CaiCai's lap. Then it looked at the door vigilantly and pricked up its ears to listen for any movements outside.
"This pose is pretty photogenic." The class leader spoke softly as she took out her phone with her left hand. Since her left hand wasn't as nimble as her right hand, she wanted to take a picture, but she accidentally opened the class WeChat group.
"Whatever, I'll just take a picture and upload it to the group. That way people won't say I always have a straight face and never liven up the atmosphere in the group."
But right when the class leader sent a message: "So cute, it makes me feel warm when I see it" and started to adjust the focal length to take a picture, Mi ba suddenly separated its hind legs, lifted its butt off the ground and pooped all over Ai Mi's expensive carpet.
"Crack!" The class leader's left hand slipped and sent the picture of the cat poop to the class group.
It was even better when paired with the message: "It makes me feel warm when I see it".
The class leader let out an unusual scream. Xiao Qin and Gong CaiCai both curiously looked at the class leader's phone screen.
As expected, the students who were paying attention to the class group all started to sigh when they saw the class leader's "warm" picture.
"Class leader, your interests are weird."
"Isn't it too retro to use poop for warmth?"
"You can't give up even if you have a bone fracture."
"It's fine, I still love you even if you have a weird taste."
The last person to comment was Zhuang Ni, but it didn't help the class leader's embarrassment.
Mi ba started scratching the door after it finished pooping. It said it was an honor for the three of you to be its poop scooper. I'm going out now.
Xiao Qin pinched her nose and opened the door for Mi ba. Then she looked around to see if there were any janitors passing by so she could call them in to clean up.
"Don't bother anyone." The class leader bowed slightly, "There are cleaning tools in the washroom. If you can help me, I'll be able to clean it up."
"I won't give you the chance to break your own arm." Xiao Qin curled her lips, then she took out the cleaning tools and finished cleaning the carpet. Gong CaiCai also went over to help.
When Xiao Qin was about to throw the trash bag out of the room, Shu Zhe and I arrived.
I saw Xiao Qin pinching her nose while holding the trash bag, so I knew there wasn't anything good inside, so I immediately ordered Shu Zhe: "Help your sister throw the trash outside! Hurry back when you're done! "
To a certain extent, Shu Zhe loves cleanliness even more than Xiao Qin. He doesn't want to dirty any part of his body. My orders made him very unwilling, but in the end, he still angrily went to throw the trash.
Xiao Qin and I talked about the embarrassing incident where the class leader sent a photo of the cat poop to the class group. I couldn't help but laugh out loud. The class leader saw that my laughter was too exaggerated, so she took it to heart.
"What? Do you like to see me make a fool of myself that much? Or do the other students in the class think the same way? "
"No, no such thing!" I stopped laughing and explained, "It's because you're usually too serious, so you occasionally make mistakes. As the saying goes, it's not funny when a monkey steps on a banana, but it's hilarious when a queen steps on a banana! "
While we were talking, Shu Zhe came back from throwing the trash. I seriously suspected that he gave the trash to someone else to take care of on his way back.
"Sis, how's your recovery?" Shu Zhe, who was wearing a school uniform, pretended to be very concerned, "My mom called yesterday to ask about your situation."
"My mom also called me yesterday." The class leader replied, "I feel like I'm doing well, and I'll be able to go back to class soon."
"Rest for as long as you can," Shu Zhe said with a wink. "If I were to suffer a serious injury, I would need to rest for at least 100 days …"
Shu Zhe then talked to the class leader about their father. I didn't really care, so I went to the washroom. Right when I was about to put on my pants and wash my hands — — "Ah Lin, I have some new information to tell you."
Xiao Qin appeared behind me without any symptoms and startled me. I turned around and said to her as quietly as possible:
"I remember I locked the door before I went into the washroom! How did you get in? "
Xiao Qin took out a thin wire from her pocket, "I have to remove any obstacles that prevent us from getting closer. I recently learned some new lockpicking techniques from Peng TouSi, so I'll definitely show it to Ye Lin classmate when I have the chance."
That's enough! Your talent is completely on the path of a thief! Do you have to go against the future criminal police? A powerful Thief like you is an existence that completely destroys the balance of the game!
"Um, what new information do you have?"
"The shoe repair uncle is missing."
"Huh? The shoe repair uncle from the Red Building North Street market? Former National Security Agency intelligence officer Hu Lai? When did he go missing? Xiao Qin, where did you get the information? "
"I got the information from Uncle Long. The shoe repair uncle used to work for my dad, so he could be considered a peripheral member of the Triad. He shouldn't have suddenly moved without a word, and he's currently in a state where no one knows if he's alive or dead."
"Did you send anyone to look for him?"
"I did, but I couldn't find any clues. The apartment he used to live in was empty, all the furniture was gone, but the overdue rent was paid …"
"It's too suspicious." I rubbed my chin and fell into deep thought, "If it was a hostile organization that wanted to silence him, there's no need to do it so thoroughly. No matter how I look at it, it looks like the shoe repair uncle was kidnapped by a colleague of the National Security Agency."
I signaled Xiao Qin to be quiet, then I sat on the toilet seat and called the National Security Agency's director Jiang.
"Huh, isn't this Ye Lin?" Director Jiang was slightly surprised, "Recently, Shu Sha has been contacting us for you, why did you call me directly? Do you have any special requests? "
"No special requests." I said in a tone that was neither servile nor overbearing, "You just have to answer one question — — was the shoe repair uncle, or Hu Lai, captured by your people?"
"That's not an easy question to answer." Director Jiang was noncommittal. "You have to know that Hu Lai is one of our people. Even if we don't get along because of some political differences, he's still a member of the National Security Agency."
"So you admit you captured Hu Lai? Did you do anything to him? Is he still alive? "
Director Jiang was silent for a bit, "I don't think that's something you should be concerned about. After Hu Lai left the National Security Agency, he did have some connections with the Triad, but that doesn't mean he's a member of the Triad. Don't forget that Huo ZhenBang is relying on the medicine we provide to stabilize his condition. Shouldn't he stop while he's ahead and not care about where Hu Lai went? "
Xiao Qin had an awkward expression when I mentioned Huo ZhenBang's illness. Although Xiao Qin and the shoe repair uncle have known each other for a long time, her biological father's life was more important.
I frowned, "Director Jiang, I can stop asking where Hu Lai went, but can you tell me if he's still alive? He's someone we often see when we go grocery shopping, you should at least let us know if he's alive or not. "
The person on the other side of the phone thought for a bit, then finally said, "I can personally guarantee that Hu Lai is still alive, but I can't give you any evidence. The reason we have to control him is because he likes to go to extremes. He has repeatedly provided important military secrets to regimes that hate the United States, including the precise coordinates of important facilities such as the armory. This kind of behavior can easily cause an international chain reaction. We must stop Hu Lai's reckless behavior for the sake of the country, do you understand? "
Before I could reply, Director Jiang said, "Oh yeah, before Hu Lai was controlled, he seemed to have sent a few classified information to the North Korean higher-ups through letters. They were all intercepted by us, he shouldn't have let you be responsible for sending the information, right?"
I immediately recalled the map of the nuclear facilities of the US military stationed in South Korea that the shoe repair uncle gave me. It was now folded and quietly lying in the card slot of my smartwatch. I would have forgotten if Director Jiang didn't mention it.
I wasn't sure if it was because the shoe repair uncle's whereabouts were unknown and I wanted to keep a souvenir of him, or because I felt like I shouldn't give all my cards to the National Security Agency, but I denied having the map.
"Director Jiang, you really know how to joke. Even if the shoe repair uncle gave me some classified information, what way would I have to pass it to the North Korean higher-ups?"
"Are you still playing dumb?" Director Jiang's tone became thought-provoking, "Your father and your classmate's father joined the HHH enthusiasts club, don't you know who the leader is? I'm warning you, even if Hu Lai gave you some secret documents, you can't pass it to the leader of the HHH enthusiasts club or his representative! Otherwise, if a war or even the third world war occurs, it will all be your responsibility! "
I knew that Director Jiang was basically trying to scare me, but I also admitted that there was a small chance that it would become a reality. Thus, I repeatedly asked Director Jiang to guarantee the shoe repair uncle's basic human rights, and also promised that I wouldn't contact any representatives of the HHH enthusiasts club's leader.
Unless it was to treat a serious illness, it would be very difficult for the leader to enter China. The only person I could possibly see was the leader's representative.
Director Jiang made a verbal agreement with me, he guaranteed that the shoe repair uncle would be sent to places like Africa to help out, and he wouldn't be treated inhumanely.
"Since he's an ex-colleague, harming him would make everyone feel bitterly disappointed."
After the call ended, Xiao Qin curiously asked me who the leader of the HHH enthusiasts club was. I thought about it, then said the three words next to her ear.
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