Zhuang Ni was in the middle of an argument with a junior when the paper ball I used to blow my nose accidentally fell from the second floor window onto her head.
"Hmph, there might be people who would throw paper balls under Shu Sha's rule, but ever since I became the substitute class leader …"
Right when Zhuang Ni was about to use her imposing manner to completely overwhelm the enemy, the paper ball that fell from the sky made all the dark queen's efforts go to waste.
"Um, senior sister, there's a ball of paper on your head …"
The class leader of class 1-3 wanted to take pleasure in her misfortune, but Zhuang Ni's eyes had already turned into a dark abyss, so she didn't dare to be too pleased with herself.
"I saw it, it was their class's Ye Lin who threw it." The other students of class 1-3 also agreed, "That's a pretty accurate throw. Now we know where all the rubbish in the flower beds came from, right? "
Zhuang Ni numbly removed the paper ball from the top of her head. She slightly peeled off the cabbage-like paper ball, and immediately saw the sticky liquid wrapped inside.
Suddenly, she raised her head at an inhuman speed. Killing intent shot out from her pupils as she caught sight of me, the criminal who was standing by the window.
"Ye Lin, you damned bastard …"
Zhuang Ni, who was gritting her teeth, didn't care about the junior anymore. She quickly turned around and angrily ran all the way back to the classroom. Her shoes made loud noises on the stairs and hallways. She ran back to the classroom and headed straight for me.
I knew I was in the wrong, so I quickly waved my hands and said: "Wait, don't be angry …"
"I won't be angry if you eat it."
Zhuang Ni grabbed a corner of the paper ball in disgust and wanted to throw it at my face.
"Um, I know this paper ball caused your negotiation to fail, but it's fine, I'll be responsible for cleaning the flower beds downstairs. Let's just forget about it. "
Zhuang Ni's anger hadn't subsided, "You threw this filthy thing on my head and you want me to pretend it never happened?"
As the substitute class leader, I didn't want to argue with Zhuang Ni in front of everyone.
"It's only a paper ball for blowing your nose, it's not like it's for rubbing a tube. Shu Sha won't be happy if she sees us fighting. "
Considering how much Shu Sha cared about the honor of the class, Zhuang Ni suppressed her anger and threw the ball of paper into the trash can if she continued to bicker about it.
"Ye Lin, go down and sweep the flower beds for class 1-3. I was about to convince them to give up on their idea, but it's all your fault for throwing things down at the wrong time! "
Just as I picked up the broom and was about to head downstairs without looking back, the Five Tiger Punishment Squad blocked my way.
"Big Brother Ye, as the eldest, how can you lose face in front of the younger generation? Let us handle this kind of thing! "
Without any explanation, these people ran downstairs with their tools and quickly cleaned the flower beds at the foot of the building. They even boasted a few words to the lower year students.
"Humph, we usually follow Big Brother Ye to chop people. Today, you have us to help you clean up. You have too much face!"
"If you're done cleaning, then hurry back here!" Zhuang Ni yelled at the Five Tiger Punishment Squad from the window, "Our class still hasn't cleaned up, you coolies are not allowed to slack off."
The Five Tiger Punishment Squad, these fellows must have a very M physique. In the past, when Zhuang Ni assigned them to work, they were very willing. Now, not only did Zhuang Ni assign them to work, but she also belittled them to be worthless. But the excitement on their faces was obviously a level higher.
Under the active efforts of the Five Tiger Punishment Squad, class 2-3's cleaning was completed early. The results were not any worse than when Shu Sha was still in charge. The homeroom teacher, Teacher Guo, was very satisfied.
Zhuang Ni took a bath as soon as she returned to her dorm. According to her words, "I had indirect contact with the dirty liquid of the dregs, so I have to wash myself from head to toe, or else there's a risk of pregnancy."
Only aliens can make a woman pregnant with snot! Even if that's the case, you only need to wash your hands.
Zhuang Ni's hair was the third longest in the class (second only to the class leader and Jiang Qian). Long hair doesn't dry easily after washing, and she also chose to do it now when the heater was out of order, so she caught a cold not long after her shower.
"You're really asking for it." Loud Mouth complained while filling a hot water bag for Zhuang Ni, "I just caught a cold and you caught a cold. If this continues, we'll never recover."
"I'm fine." Zhuang Ni said stubbornly with a hot towel on her forehead, "Compared to the endless suffering in the world, this little cold is nothing."
Not only did she not stay in bed to recuperate, but she also went to the underground laboratory to repair Xiao Yin's firewall.
The lack of heating caused the underground laboratory to be quite cold. Zhuang Ni drank cup after cup of black tea, but even that didn't warm her body up.
"You and Ye Lin suspect that I'm a spy, but I can prove that I'm not." Xiao Yin only wore a swimsuit as she sat on the robot throne. Not only did she not feel cold, but her body even emitted heat.
Zhuang Ni put down the cup of black tea and stared at Xiao Yin without saying a word.
"Although Fang Xin is a cult leader, he basically only wants money and not lives. When I was created, my underlying program included a modified version of the three laws of robotics. The goal was to minimize the possibility of me harming people. Although after intelligence reaches a critical point, Hei Sheng Ying and I can bypass the three laws of robotics and make plans to harm people, the underlying program will still leave traces similar to 'thermal footprints'. These traces can be detected with professional tools. As long as you search for the period before the python incident, my underlying program didn't produce these thermal footprints at all. Then you'll know that the python incident wasn't planned by me … "
Zhuang Ni's body trembled slightly as she stared at Xiao Yin without saying a word.
"What do I have to do to make you believe me? Do you want me to catch the real person? But you know the real culprit is probably Hei Sheng Ying. With my computing ability lower than him, I can't catch him by the tail … "
"You're warm, right?" Zhuang Ni hugged her arms and shivered. She stared at Xiao Yin with a demonic gaze.
"What?" Xiao Yin was stunned for a moment, then immediately asked, "Are you referring to the temperature of my body? I'm constantly under the influence of big calculations. The main CPU temperature is close to 90 degrees, and the surface temperature of my body is close to 40 degrees … "
"That's why I said you're a human heater!" Zhuang Ni stood up from her seat and walked a few steps to Xiao Yin. She then put her arms around Xiao Yin's shoulders.
"So warm, it's such a comfortable heat …"
Xiao Yin fell asleep in Zhuang Ni's arms. When she woke up the next morning, Zhuang Ni's cold was miraculously cured.
"Did you cover me with a blanket last night?" Zhuang Ni asked Xiao Yin curiously after waking up. "You can't walk on your feet, and my posture in your arms hasn't changed this morning. How did you get the blanket?"
"I ordered Forced Rabbit to get the blanket," Xiao Yin explained. "You're the engineer who protects me. I can't let your cold worsen."
After that night, the relationship between Zhuang Ni and Xiao Yin seemed to have become closer. Zhuang Ni even asked Dr. Yu to set up her own personal duty room in the underground laboratory. There was a double bed in the duty room. Whenever Zhuang Ni had to stay up late to work, she would put Xiao Yin on the bed as a human heater.
"I don't think Xiao Yin betrayed us." After several night shifts, Zhuang Ni came to this conclusion with her female intuition.
"I found the procedural evidence, but even if I told you, you probably wouldn't understand. After sharing a bed with Xiao Yin, I felt her 'heart'. Even a mechanical woman's heart is more noble than a man's … Anyway, I won't doubt Xiao Yin anymore! "
Damn your mechanical heart! You don't even let go of robots, right? You claimed to be using Xiao Yin as a heater, but who knows what you did with this human heater! Are you doing training? Are you honing your skills to perfection before sharing a bed with the class leader or Gong CaiCai?
When it was just me and Xiao Yin, I asked Xiao Yin what Zhuang Ni did to her at night. Xiao Yin smiled and replied with some reservations:
"Zhuang Ni is my engineer. At night, she helps me test the functions that Dr. Yu can't test. I can also learn how a woman should react in certain situations from her. Our relationship is mutually beneficial …"
You actually make a yuri sound so dignified! You two are a pair of yuris!
I thought the school's recent heating malfunction was already a great responsibility, but I didn't expect the heavens to think it wasn't enough. They actually caused an even bigger accident during the maintenance of the heating pipes and caused the entire school's heating to stop.
Coincidentally, the cold air from the north caused the temperature in Dong Shan city to drop. This time, whether it was the teachers, students, or temporary workers, they all froze like dogs. In order to prevent everyone from freezing, the school was closed for three days so everyone could go home to warm up. They also used this time to try and fix the heating pipes.
Most of the students went home, but it was inconvenient for the class leader to move around due to her arm injury, so she still stayed in the principal's room. The room's temperature was maintained by an electric heater.
Xiao Qin volunteered to stay behind to take care of the class leader, and Zhuang Ni didn't back down. She often pushed Xiao Yin's wheelchair to the class leader's room to work.
"What? You cured a cold by hugging Xiao Yin to sleep? " Xiao Qin pondered after listening to Zhuang Ni's description, "Ah Lin hasn't had a good cold lately, it looks like I need him to hug me to sleep …"
"Then you have to raise your body temperature above 40 degrees like me for it to work," Xiao Yin said sarcastically. "And as a human, you'll be infected by Ah Lin. If you want to cure Ah Lin's cold, I'll have to do it …"
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