"Come from the back! Remember to be gentle! "
Gentle my ass! I'm clearly a demon! My opponent changed from Winnie to Gong CaiCai, it instantly changed from a western AV to a Japanese AV!
If this was the real world, I would never take away Gong CaiCai's first time so cruelly. But since this is a theater in my head, I don't have to worry too much.
"Pfft pfft pfft pfft — —"
With the help of the hot spring water and Winnie's lubrication, I hugged Gong CaiCai's waist from behind and completed the fusion with some effort.
"Ye Lin, what are you doing!?"
Following a dazzling flash of lightning, the lonely figure of the class leader appeared in the cave. She had a steel gun on her back and the snowflakes on her black hair had not even melted yet. She saw all of the shameful things I did.
Okay! The master of catching adultery, Gong CaiCai, was finally caught in the act!
I was stunned and stopped moving. The class leader's face was as gloomy as the dark clouds in the sky. After a long silence, she stared at my accomplice Winnie and said: "What if you get pregnant when you do it without any protection?"
Winnie replied with a giggle: "It's fine, I'm in my safe period and so is CaiCai, I'm not that stupid …"
Gong CaiCai, who was sandwiched between Winnie and me, started to cry. I could clearly feel her body trembling.
"Wuwuwu ~ ~ ~ Winnie, you remembered wrong! I'm not in my safe period! I'll get pregnant! I'll definitely get pregnant! "
"Ye Lin, what are you doing?" I heard the class leader's angry shout and the unnatural lightning behind her lit up again.
Only then did I realize I accidentally fell asleep. The class leader came to the library to look for Gong CaiCai and contacted the staff to restore some of the electricity. The elevator had already returned to its normal position and the doors were opened. I mistook the sudden light as lightning.
"A-Lin, are you okay?" Xiao Qin also hurriedly walked to the elevator. It looks like she came to find us with the class leader.
But after seeing the situation inside the elevator, both Xiao Qin's and the class leader's expressions became dark.
It was reasonable for them to be unhappy. I was hugging Winnie in my left hand and Gong CaiCai in my right, I was enjoying the bliss of having two partners! There are a lot of unlucky people who get stuck in elevators every year, but I'm the only one who can sleep with two beautiful girls in my arms.
"Wait, both of you, let me explain!" I hurriedly explained as if I was caught in the act: "Gong CaiCai has a fever and needs to keep warm. Winnie also needs to keep warm because she took off her jacket for Gong CaiCai. I'm just in the middle as a heater."
Vinnie rubs her eyes, awakened by the sound of our voices.
"Eh? Isn't that the class leader and Xiao Qin? You've finally come to us? What time is it? Don't tell me it's already morning? "
Winnie looked in Xiao Qin's direction without feeling guilty. She didn't feel like she was betraying her best friend, so she was confident.
Xiao Qin's trust in Winnie was second only to mine. When she saw Winnie's upright posture, she believed me and helped Winnie up from the ground.
"Be careful when you transport Gong CaiCai," Winnie reminded everyone. "She has a cold and is sleeping soundly. I think she needs to go to the washroom …"
Thus, the class leader and Xiao Qin came over to support Gong CaiCai and I was finally able to move since my butt was numb.
"Her face is so red and her forehead is burning." The class leader said anxiously, "We have to hurry and bring Gong CaiCai back to the dorm."
Xiao Qin suddenly noticed my watch on Gong CaiCai's arm.
"Eh? Why is Ah Lin's watch on Gong CaiCai's arm? "
"It was just a failed attempt." I said as I took out Gong CaiCai's shell hairpin, "I'll return this to her when she wakes up."
Xiao Qin immediately had an expression as if she was struck by lightning.
"I can't believe Ah Lin exchanged a love token with Gong CaiCai. Gong CaiCai hasn't changed her shell hairpin for many years, that's her original body. I can't believe she gave something so important to Ah Lin … "
"It's not a love token." I said angrily, "Why did Gong CaiCai and I end up exchanging love tokens after being locked in the elevator for over an hour? Also, Winnie is a third wheel … "
"Who's a third wheel?" Winnie said with dissatisfaction, "I'm just supervising you in place of Xiao Qin. Gong CaiCai is so weak, if I wasn't there, she might have been bullied by you. Oh right, did you secretly touch her when I was asleep? "
We sent Gong Cai Cai Yue back to the dorm under the chaotic situation. Fortunately, the class leader took good care of her, so she recovered a portion of her health by the next morning. At least she was fully conscious.
"What? Winnie wasn't the one who warmed me last night, but Ye Lin classmate? "
Gong CaiCai immediately revealed an expression as if her chastity was taken and she covered her face with both hands: "What should I do? I won't be able to get married. "
Gong CaiCai suddenly remembered and asked: "Class leader, I didn't pee my pants when you guys saved me yesterday, right?"
The class leader shook her head, "Luckily you didn't. Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to get married if you peed on Ye Lin …"
Gong CaiCai's face turned red and white from fear. She went to the washroom more often after the incident as if it could lower the risk.
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate, thank you for that day."
Gong CaiCai was different from Zhuang Ni, she would always go to someone's house to thank them.
"I, I mistakenly thought Ye Lin classmate was Winnie, I must have caused a lot of trouble for Ye Lin classmate. I'm sorry. I won't do it again. "
I waved my hands and Gong CaiCai said in a low voice with a red face: "Anyway, Ye Lin classmate's body was really warm. It's all thanks to Ye Lin classmate that I didn't catch a cold that night … Ye Lin classmate, please don't break up with the class leader."
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I nodded at Gong CaiCai and she politely bowed to me before leaving.
Even though I did a lot of embarrassing things over the years, Gong CaiCai still stubbornly believed that I was a good person. That belief only wavered when she attended the premiere of Octopus Man.
It didn't take long for Director Cao to finish the movie, which was officially called 'Octopus Man vs. the Twelve Witches'. He gave us a lot of tickets for the premiere, hoping that we could help him increase the number of seats available.
With Eunuch Cao and I giving out tickets, almost half of our class came. There were even old classmates from 28 Middle. Little Smart, Niu ShiLi, and Mu ZhongMing also came to the cinema, but they couldn't sit close to us because of the seating arrangements.
"Did you guys know? Little Smart's' The Count of Brokeback Mountain 'series is already up to the third book. She's really popular as a BL writer. "
Loud Mouth and her old gossip buddies talked for a long time and brought us a lot of new information.
Niu ShiLi became a top student at Third Middle. Mu ZhongMing was successful in his studies and many temples invited him to further his studies after he graduated. Shen ShaoYi was doing well on the national youth basketball team and became the idol of many female fans — — 28 Middle really is full of talented people.
Not only classmates, but some people in the film industry were also invited, including Auntie Ren.
Auntie Ren didn't really like the movie, but Director Cao was her husband's friend, so she had to give him some face. So she came to the premiere with us, but she didn't sit too close to us — — she sat in the back row with my dad.
Ai Mi and Peng TouSi were also invited to the premiere. They sat on my left, Ai Mi was next to me, and Peng TouSi was protecting her.
"Hmph, if it wasn't for the damn manservant begging me, I wouldn't even bother to watch this shoddy movie."
Ai Mi wore the 'principal' red armband and flaunted her prowess to my left. From time to time, she would criticize Peng TouSi for not tasting as good as the popcorn he bought.
Xiao Qin occupied the seat to my right — — Further to my right were Gong CaiCai, the class leader, and Shu Zhe. We were in the second row, and there were a few other students sitting behind us.
I vaguely remember the last time I watched "Tang Bo Hu vs. Chu LiuXiang" at Imperial Cinema. I saw a certain person's curse, "May all lovers become siblings". In the end, both Ai Mi and Xiao Qin became my little sisters. It can't be said that it was a prophecy.
At this time, there was also a notice posted in the theater that made people raise their eyebrows: Please take care of your valuables and your boyfriend.
Why would there be a risk of your boyfriend getting stolen in the theater? How many unhealthy movies do you have in this movie theater that your boyfriends want to cheat on you just by watching the movies?
Even though it was a low budget movie, young master Xu, one of the main actors, received a lot of attention from reporters. He and Director Cao sat in the first row far away from us and chatted with the reporters for a long time.
Before the movie started, Director Cao faced the camera and spoke with fervor and assurance:
"'Octopus Man' is a very challenging movie. It challenges the audience's habitual thinking and made the ugly octopus the main character. It can be said that it's a perfect match for Jay Chou's' Panda Man '. Also, there are two Japanese actresses in the movie, which adds a lot of color to the Twelve Witches …"
No shit! Of course it adds a lot of color! That's the AV actress you contacted through your Japanese friends! It's a very familiar face for otakus who have seen a lot of AV movies!
Xiao Qin did not care about the movie itself. She saw the words "3D" and "4D" everywhere in the theater, so she told me something that made me not know whether to laugh or cry.
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … Ah Lin, do you know that Uncle Long is a one-eyed dragon? He can't even watch 3D movies that require red and blue glasses in recent years, how pitiful! "
Gong CaiCai sat on Xiao Qin's right side with an uncomfortable expression, but the movie was about to start and it was too late for her to change seats.
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