The main plot of < Octopus Man Vs The Twelve Witches > was like this: The male protagonist played by Xu TianMing accidentally ate a mutated octopus and gained superpowers. He could extend multiple octopus tentacles from his back and set foot on the path of justice.
The twelve witches, who fought against Octopus Man, focused on indiscriminately killing wild animals. They used their fur and teeth to make clothes and accessories and wore them. The whole movie was like a fashion show, filled with all kinds of leopard print skirts and crocodile skin girdles.
"We pay a lot of attention to taste, so we don't wear anything other than real fur! It's because we don't kill enough wild animals that we don't have enough raw materials. Everyone wears barely any clothes … In order to change this situation, we must kill more wild animals! "
Under Director Cao's hype these past two years, Jin Ling Young Thug inexplicably became the national spokesperson for stopping cars to save dogs. Director Cao, who got some benefits from animal protectionists, forcefully added animal protection into the theme of < Octopus Man >.
Not only did he add animal protection, but he also found a reasonable explanation for the actresses wearing too little and revealing too much.
"How could I let you have your way! Give back the animals' only fur! "
Octopus Man shouted righteous slogans and wrapped the witches in his octopus tentacles. Then he peeled off their fur clothes one by one.
"Good job! Octopus Man, we support you! "
Every time they saw this kind of scene, some pseudo animal protectionists would raise their arms and shout, as if their excited faces were because justice was being served and the bad guys were being punished.
"This movie's special effects are a bit crude, but it's really funny."
Peng TouSi gave a pertinent evaluation and added: "The male protagonist's body is especially good, it's about the same as Ye Lin."
Ai Mi crossed her arms and crossed her legs as if she didn't care about the movie.
"The male protagonist's acting is really exaggerated! Especially the line 'I represent the tentacles to punish you'. The witches' costumes are also not that interesting, you can tell with one look that those props are not real fur … "
"Speaking of which, women who rely on fur to enhance their charm all have an inferiority complex. Don't they understand that the most precious fur is their own hair and skin?"
With God's gift of flawless beauty, Ai Mi did not think that wearing mink fur or jewelry would increase her appearance. Just like she always said: "A truly beautiful person should not feel shy even if they walk into a crowd naked without makeup. Instead, they should be brimming with confidence and pride."
What a self-righteous statement! Ai Mi, it's fine if you think so, but don't put it into practice. I don't want you to become a naked demon like young master Xu.
"The Black Cat Witch is very cute," Xiao Qin commented. "I think she wears cat ears and a tail. She doesn't look like a demon that kills wild animals. Instead, she looks like a wild animal that has cultivated into a human form. What do you think, Lin?"
"Hey," Ai Mi said unhappily, "Who allowed you to call the manservant so intimately? Didn't I tell you to change the way you address me? As a maid, Qin, how dare you call your master by his nickname … "
"Of course I can if Lin wants to be my master." Xiao Qin replied without any shame, "But Ai Mi, you keep calling Lin a manservant. If Lin is a manservant and I'm a maid, wouldn't it be normal for us to call each other by their nicknames?"
"You …" Ai Mi could not find a reason to refute. She grabbed a handful of popcorn and threw it at Xiao Qin. "Take this, Black Cat Witch!"
Xiao Qin was quick and caught most of the popcorn in an instant. She dodged to the side if she could not catch it.
"Pa", "Pa", "Pa", the three popcorn balls hit Gong CaiCai's body on the right without exception.
"Wu", "Ah", "Oh", the defenseless Gong CaiCai let out three different screams. She closed her eyes in fear since she did not know what the hidden weapons were.
"Sigh, violence is wrong!" Xiao Qin pretended to sigh at Amie. "Look, the popcorn hit the Cow Witch, didn't it?"
There was no "cow witch" in the movie, so it was obvious that Xiao Qin gave Gong CaiCai a nickname on the spot.
"I, I'm not a cow!" Gong CaiCai weakly explained while her upper body kept shaking as if a certain part of her body was itchy.
"What's wrong?" The class leader asked with concern.
"I, I." Gong CaiCai wanted to say something but stopped.
"Don't be afraid, I'm here." The class leader encouraged, "What happened?"
Gong CaiCai clasped her hands together and placed them on her knees. She lowered her blushing face and whispered, "Popcorn … One of the popcorn slipped into my collar and got stuck in my chest …"
So it got stuck in your cleavage! Xiao Qin and Ai Mi immediately revealed a jealous expression. Xiao Qin threw the popcorn she just caught into her mouth and chewed. The crunching sound made Gong CaiCai shrink even more.
"Can't you take it out yourself?" This situation was not suitable for other people to help, so the class leader also had an awkward expression.
"I can probably take it out …" Gong CaiCai said with uncertainty, "But mom and dad told me I can't put my hands under my clothes in public. I'm afraid I have to go to the washroom. But the movie is playing right now, if I stand up, I'll block the view of the audience behind me … "
Gong CaiCai always abided by public morals even if it hurt herself. It seemed like she wanted to keep the popcorn trapped between her breasts until the end of the movie.
"Hmph, you're purposely trying to attract Ah Lin's attention! I won't let you have your way! I'll help you take it out! "
Xiao Qin reached into Gong CaiCai's collar at a speed that no one could stop. Gong CaiCai's body immediately tightened as if she was electrocuted, but it only caused a little bit of obstruction for Xiao Qin's right hand. Xiao Qin roughly fumbled around Gong CaiCai's clothes and used her index finger and thumb to pick out the popcorn that got lost.
"As expected of a cow witch, there's a lot of meat on your body!"
Xiao Qin's bold actions stunned Gong CaiCai. The frightened girl covered her chest with her hands and didn't know if she should thank Xiao Qin or do something else.
Finally, she hesitantly said: "I, I'm not a cow witch, Xiao Qin classmate, please don't laugh at me anymore."
The class leader also said: "That's right, Xiao Qin, don't always joke around with Gong CaiCai. It's fine if you joke around with me or Winnie, but Gong CaiCai cries easily."
Shu Zhe, who sat to the class leader's right, seemed to have fallen asleep from the boredom of the movie. Under normal circumstances, even if 'Octopus Man' was crudely made, it would still attract the attention of the majority of the male audience with their eyes wide open. But Shu Zhe wasn't interested in it either.
"I'm not bullying Gong CaiCai, I'm helping her!" Xiao Qin said as she raised the popcorn that was on Gong CaiCai's chest, "This is popcorn with double milk, anyone want some?"
"Please, please give it back to me!" Gong CaiCai unexpectedly moved and reached out to grab the popcorn. As a result, the popcorn flew out of Gong CaiCai's fingertips and fell to the ground in front of her.
"Jie jie jie jie jie, it's mine! It's equivalent to having a female body! " Eunuch Cao rushed over at a speed that did not match his fat body. He picked up the already dirty popcorn on the ground and threw it into his mouth as if he was afraid that someone would snatch it. He also revealed a wretched expression as if he was high on drugs.
Gong CaiCai covered her face with her hands after the popcorn she took out from her chest was eaten by Eunuch Cao. She felt like she became a bad child from now on.
"I, I've become a shameless cutlery …" It seems like Eunuch Cao's' female body 'was a big blow to Gong CaiCai (Winnie and Gong CaiCai had made the same joke before, so Gong CaiCai understood what it meant).
"It's not worth getting upset over." The class leader advised Gong CaiCai, "Only a pervert like Cao JingShen would think there's anything special about this popcorn. After the movie is over, I'll get Winnie and Geng YuHong to beat him up for you!"
The class leader's advice didn't have any effect. Seeing as Gong CaiCai was about to cry, Xiao Qin opened her left hand and showed Gong CaiCai the seven or eight popcorn in her palm.
"Don't cry so much! I purposely swapped the popcorn that was sent flying, the real double milk popcorn is here! But I don't know which one is the real one … If you're worried about being eaten by a pervert like Eunuch Cao, then eat all of them yourself! "
"R-really?" Gong CaiCai's worries turned into joy. She took the popcorn from Xiao Qin and like a greedy girl who didn't want to share with others, she put the popcorn in her mouth one by one and wolfed it down. (She almost choked during the process and the class leader had to give her a bottle of water to solve the problem)
"Gong CaiCai is so boring, she always cries." Xiao Qin complained, "I'll just joke around with Winnie and the class leader in the future."
Ai Mi was about to throw away an empty popcorn bucket, so Xiao Qin took it and pulled out a handkerchief as if she was going to perform some magic. But she failed because she wasn't good enough.
"Seriously, it's rare that it's so dark here …"
The dejected Xiao Qin looked around. When she saw the class leader was also paying attention to her, she raised the empty bucket and shouted at the class leader: "Come into the bowl!"
The class leader didn't want to speak loudly during the movie, but she thought that if she ignored Xiao Qin, Xiao Qin might go and provoke Gong CaiCai again, so she could only laugh and scold: "You're the one who's going into the bowl!"
If Xiao Qin was a boy, then that scene could be interpreted as flirting. The class leader also felt a bit embarrassed after she responded to Xiao Qin.
My smartwatch suddenly vibrated. I raised my hand and saw it was a message from Dr. Yu:
"Please return immediately after watching the movie. The Holy Infant has unencrypted the document, but the contents are completely different from what we expected."
Huh? Isn't it the recipe for BWK? If the contents of the encrypted document weren't that, then it would be much more difficult to develop an antidote for BWK!
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