"Octopus Man" was two and a half hours long, but it wasn't because it had substantial content, but because it was filled with unscrupulous commercials.
For example, when Octopus Man was sent to the bottom of the sea by the Witch of Thunder, the empty beverage bottles that floated past him were Jianlibao, Tongyi Green Tea, Lehaha Fruit Milk, Red Bull, Fruit Orange, Wanglaoji, Pepsi …
According to Di Hao Cinema's tradition, there would be a break for the audience to go to the washroom after a two and a half hour long movie. Ai Mi grabbed my hand tightly when the announcement appeared on the screen.
"I can't go to the washroom with you." I whispered to Ai Mi, "You can ask Xiao Qin, the class leader, or Winnie to go with you."
Ai Mi gave me a look to tell me to shut up, then she pulled me to the middle of the aisle and rushed to the back door of the theater.
"Miss, please be careful." Peng TouSi's voice came from behind.
Ai Mi didn't seem to be in a hurry to go to the washroom (Don't ask me why I suddenly have the ability to tell if a girl is holding in their pee). Combined with the large number of beverage bottles that appeared on the screen, I guessed Ai Mi wanted to drink coke.
I didn't have anything else to say, so I bought a 350ml bottle of coke for my sister. Then, I temporarily took care of the coke for her and watched as Ai Mi and Winnie went to the ladies washroom.
"Ye Lin, what did you say to Tang Jiang? Why did he suddenly decide to study in Korea? "
While I was waiting in the corner, young master Xu walked towards me with his hands in his jacket.
Tang Jiang's heart was broken by Shu Zhe, so he fled to another country. As expected, he didn't tell his older brother Xu TianMing the real reason, so it's normal for Xu TianMing to have doubts.
"I only told Tang Jiang that his dream girl might have arrived in Korea, but Tang Jiang was the one who made the final decision. Neither me nor you have the right to interfere."
Xu TianMing met a soft rebuff, but he didn't have the guts to fall out with me because I had proof that he was a naked demon.
"Ye Lin, I know Tang Jiang has always been troubled by love, so I won't care about his matters for now. But I already listened to you and helped Director Cao film this crappy movie, so you can't continue to threaten me in the future. Can you delete the photos you took in the park? "
I crossed my arms in front of my chest and said: "I won't threaten you to act in a bad movie anymore, but I can't do anything about deleting the photos. First, you were the panty thief, then you were the naked demon. If I don't have any information that I can use against you, who knows what direction you'll take next? As long as you don't relapse, those photos will never be leaked! "
Young Master Xu was snubbed. Just then, another entertainment reporter came to look for him, so he put on a fake smile and accepted the interview.
Ai Mi returned to the screening room after she was full of coke. Since Director Cao used the filming funds to invest in the maid cafe, the second half of the movie was much worse than the first half. The product placement was also intensified and the hypnotic effect was obvious.
After drinking the coke, Ai Mi had nothing to do, so she quickly fell asleep on his shoulder. I was affected by it and gradually couldn't open my eyes. I sank into chaos.
I returned to Cuisong Mountain in a daze and returned to the night when Winnie accidentally ate an aphrodisiac berry and pushed me.
I was pushed onto the grass by her. I tried to push her away with both hands, but I ended up grabbing onto her plump breasts.
Huh? Why does it feel a bit different than before? Why does it feel a bit smaller?
Although it's small, the softness is just right and it's very comfortable to play with.
"Mmm … mmm …" Winnie was also very cute when she tried not to let out a loud moan.
Wait! Something's wrong, right? Logically speaking, this is the wilderness, no one should hear you no matter how loud you scream. Also, Winnie doesn't seem like the cautious type.
"Accept the punishment of the tentacles!" The sound from the theater's speakers made me remember that I was still in the screening room.
Sure enough, it was a dream. But why do I still feel the same softness on my left hand after I woke up?
"Ah Lin …" Xiao Qin's panting reached my ears. I realized that I was leaning towards Xiao Qin after I fell asleep. Not only did my head touch her shoulder, but my left hand was also — — still holding onto Xiao Qin's breasts! I didn't just leave it there, but I was rubbing it without restraint, just like what I did to Winnie in my dream!
Not only was Xiao Qin not angry, she even seemed to enjoy it. I wanted to pull my hand back after I woke up, but Xiao Qin grabbed onto my wrist and I couldn't move forward or retreat.
"Don't go ~ ~ ~ Is this the shame play in the theater? I've seen it in a manga that Ah Lin likes, he can do whatever he wants to me … "
It would have been fine if it was just the love-struck Xiao Qin, but the important thing was that Gong CaiCai was sitting on the right with a stiff body. She probably witnessed the entire process of me molesting Xiao Qin. She was too shocked, but she didn't dare tell the class leader, so she could only stare blankly with tears in her eyes.
Hey! I didn't have to do anything to Xiao Qin in the theater! It was just that he was having a wet dream, and this Qilin arm didn't listen to him and acted on its own!
Gong CaiCai suddenly clenched her teeth and I saw a resolute expression in her eyes.
"Class-Class-Leader! How could Ye Lin classmate do this to you? He actually touched Xiao Qin classmate's, Xiao Qin classmate's … "
The class leader looked over and immediately saw the obscene scene of me placing my left hand on Xiao Qin's chest.
"Class leader, let me explain …" Our eyes met and I could see a lot of questioning and sadness in her eyes.
"Okay, I want to hear your explanation."
Unexpectedly, the one who said this was not the class leader, but Auntie Ren who turned around from the front row. In the dark theater, Auntie Ren's eyes flashed with a bloody light like a monster from Mars.
Help!! When did Auntie Ren sit in the front row!? Wasn't she always sitting in the back row with my dad? Auntie Ren already said that my relationship with Xiao Qin would at most progress to kissing before high school graduation. Now that my perverted hands were placed on someone else's daughter's chest, I won't be able to clear my name even if I jump into the Yellow River!
"Mom, don't blame Ah Lin, I did it willingly!"
Xiao Qin sincerely defended me, but at this moment, it was no different from adding fuel to the fire.
"You stinking brat, if you dare to do this in public, then what about in private? Don't run, I'll beat you to a pulp! "
I broke away from Xiao Qin in the nick of time and dodged Auntie Ren's punch.
The seat that was hit made a "bang" sound and it was as if the stuffing inside was scattered.
Oh my god! If I knew earlier, I wouldn't have taught Yin Yang Sanshou back to Auntie Ren! Auntie Ren has such a violent temper, if she accidentally killed me, then wouldn't I die in vain?
"Spare me! I won't do it next time! "
Auntie Ren and I played a game of cat and mouse in the aisles of the theater and we woke up a lot of people who were asleep because the movie was boring.
"What's going on? Why is that woman chasing after that student? Did she get molested by him? "
Damn! Be lenient with your words! I don't have the guts to molest Auntie Ren! Auntie Ren is my adoptive mother!
"From what she's yelling, it sounds like her daughter was molested … This male student doesn't look like a good person, he deserves to be chased and beaten!"
Misfortune never comes alone. Some of the entertainment reporters who came to the premiere recognized Auntie Ren. When they saw Auntie Ren suddenly flip out, they immediately pointed their cameras over and captured the scene.
"Why is the martial arts director Ren HongLi chasing after that guy? Who has information? Who knows what's going on? "
"I do! I think the male student is called Ye Lin, he's Ren HongLi's stepson after she remarried. He took advantage of the darkness to molest Ren HongLi's daughter, that's why he's being chased and beaten … "
"Damn, it's a human tragedy! Hurry up and film! There'll be content in tomorrow's entertainment section! "
"HongLi, HongLi, please spare Xiao Lin!" My dad caught up from behind and hugged Auntie Ren's leg, "Since it's Xiao Lin's first offense, I'll give him a chance. Also, we can't wash our dirty linen in public …"
"Who can guarantee it's his first offense!" Auntie Ren pushed my dad away with a stamp of her foot, then she swung her fist at me again.
Let's go back a few months. Auntie Ren showed mercy when she punched me because her martial arts were mainly focused on her legs. She wanted to kill me with a flying kick.
But now, this auntie re-learned Yin Yang Sanshou and became the dojo master of the Yin Yang Sanshou Dojo. Although her skills didn't improve by leaps and bounds, they still improved by leaps and bounds. If she punched me now, I would at least suffer internal injuries.
"Heroine Ren, let's talk it out, don't let the entertainment reporters take advantage of you!"
Right when I was running for my life, a tall figure blocked Auntie Ren for me. I turned around and it was Xu TianMing's father, the head of the Golden Victory Dojo, Mr. Xu JinSheng.
"Mind your own business!" Auntie Ren's eyes were red with anger and she swung her fist at Xu JinSheng's chest.
Xu JinSheng looked at Auntie Ren with an outdated perspective. He thought Auntie Ren's martial arts were mainly focused on her legs, but he also thought she was a woman, so he only used his arms to protect his chest and thought he could easily block Auntie Ren's attack.
Who would have thought Auntie Ren would use her Qi when she made her move. Her fist carried a faint metallic sound. Xu JinSheng knew it was bad, but it was too late to change his move.
"Crack!" A bad cracking sound came from Xu JinSheng's arm. The head's face showed a painful expression and large beads of sweat flowed down his forehead.
F * ck, this should have at least broken Master Xu Jinsheng's bones, right? Although Auntie Ren would gain some publicity from beating the head of the Taekwondo dojo, but Xu JinSheng was wronged!
"Dad, are you okay?" Xu TianMing saw his father was at a disadvantage, so he jumped in front of Auntie Ren without thinking and took a defensive stance.
The theater was in chaos. Everyone knew the movie on the screen wasn't as good as the one below. All of a sudden, the audience retreated 15 meters away from us and sat further away to watch the show.
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