Xiao Qin accepted the theory of survival maniacs because she was worried about the destruction of the world. She felt that it was better to be prepared and store a lot of survival supplies in the Doomsday Bunker to survive a long nuclear winter or a zombie siege.
Only a small portion of people knew the truth about Xiao Qin's trip to Hong Kong. Most people only vaguely knew that Xiao Qin's father was sick. Regardless, Xiao Qin became a bit neurotic after she came back. Everyone thought Xiao Qin was affected by her father's illness, but they didn't know that her mind was filled with how to survive the apocalypse.
"Ye Lin classmate, it's a good habit to exercise, please continue to exercise! We might have to fight zombies together after humanity is destroyed! "
"Ye Lin classmate, don't drink cold water! What if someone poisoned the public drinking water system? Even if you have to drink cold water, you should use the class leader or Gong CaiCai to test the poison first! "
Ever since Xiao Qin tried to get physical with the class leader several times after getting drunk, the class leader's attitude towards Xiao Qin was no longer blindly tolerant.
"Xiao Qin, I don't blame you for joking about letting me test the poison, but you shouldn't have joked about CaiCai. CaiCai has always been timid …"
"I'm sorry! Class leader, I was wrong! " Xiao Qin immediately lowered her head and apologized, "CaiCai is so cute and I still joked about her, it's unforgivable! Class leader, can you forgive me? I won't do it next time! "
Xiao Qin clasped her hands together like a holy nun. She blinked her watery eyes at the class leader and even Bambi paled in comparison. The class leader wasn't good at dealing with cute things, so she could only say "don't do it again" and let Xiao Qin off.
After the class leader left, Xiao Qin moved closer to my ear and whispered mysteriously: "I thought about it carefully. The class leader has a good constitution, so her poison resistance shouldn't be low. It would be a bad idea to let the class leader test the poison, so Gong CaiCai is the most suitable. She's so weak, a bit of poison could kill her …"
"Hey, don't sentence a classmate to death so easily! Is Gong CaiCai's only use to you after the apocalypse is to taste hundreds of plants and then sacrifice herself? "
"Ye Lin classmate, you're underestimating the big-breasted Gong CaiCai! Not only can she test for poison, but she can also act as a reserve in times of food shortage! She can float on the ocean without doing anything, which means she has a lot of fat in her body, probably three times more calories than beef … "
"You've watched too much of Bear Grylls' Wild Survival!! Was the next sentence going to be 'crunchy, chicken-flavored'? Even if there are many tragedies of cannibalism in the history of the world, I will never be so heartless as to eat Gong CaiCai! "
After I rejected the food reserve proposal, Xiao Qin tilted her head to show that she didn't understand my thoughts.
"For the future of mankind, sometimes sacrifices must be made! Furthermore, Gong CaiCai won't be able to survive without us taking care of her! I have no choice but to use her as a reserve … Although I think it's a bit disgusting, I'm also willing to be eaten by Ye Lin classmate when we're out of food. I don't care anymore, so why would Gong CaiCai care about herself? "
"You are you, she is her." I grabbed Xiao Qin's shoulders and shook her, "Gong CaiCai isn't prepared to be eaten. If her final outcome was to be eaten by someone, she would rather not have survived the apocalypse, right? "
Xiao Qin's face suddenly became warm, "Oh, you're still so kind. Since that's the case, I'll change my method of raising the Gong cows. I hope I can increase her milk production with my skillful hands … "
"The hole in your brain is too big! It's not like Gong CaiCai is a real cow, no matter how hard you squeeze, you won't be able to squeeze out any milk. "
"Why not?" Xiao Qin was unconvinced, "As long as Gong CaiCai is fed grass, she can definitely produce milk. If Lu Xun can do it, why can't Gong CaiCai? "
Hey! Lu Xun's phrase 'what I eat is grass, what I produce is milk' was just a metaphor. Don't make me fantasize about Lu Xun producing milk, okay?
After completely rejecting the Gong cows, Xiao Qin was still a bit unsatisfied and complained to me from time to time: "It's a pity such a good livestock is going to fall into someone else's hands …"
Don't use a term you randomly learned to describe Gong CaiCai! If Gong CaiCai heard even 1% of your plan, she would definitely have nightmares and be unable to sleep at night.
On the day of the beginning of winter, the Jiangbei school district was hit by hail without any warning. Ice lumps the size of pigeon eggs mixed with the cold rain suddenly fell at noon. Many students who were returning from lunch like Xiao Qin and I were caught red-handed.
Principal He Qimei's Japanese car in the parking lot was unlucky. It was dented in several places by the hail. Although it escaped the anti-Japanese protests a few years ago, it was finally met with the wrath of the heavens.
Other German cars, American cars, and domestic cars also suffered the same fate. At the same time, a deafening burglar alarm sounded. It was comparable to the simulated air raid sirens.
The willow tree shook and scattered its branches. The teachers and students who were still outside desperately ran to the nearest building. Xiao Qin and I happened to be walking in between two school buildings. I was gauging the distance when Xiao Qin suddenly pounced on me from behind and pushed me down.
"It's a biological weapon attack. Quickly get down! " Xiao Qin mistook the sudden hailstorm as the end of the world. She didn't hesitate to use her petite body to protect me and let the hailstorm that was going to hit me hit her instead.
The rain mixed with the hail was cold and painful. Xiao Qin mistook it for a biological weapon and subconsciously increased the pain on her body.
"It hurts! It hurts! I can't accept it! The end of the world came so quickly! I haven't even had the chance to give birth to a child yet! "
As two bigger hailstones hit her back, Xiao Qin's voice became weaker.
"Ye Lin classmate, I'm afraid I can't make it … leave me here, you have to live on bravely! As long as you don't forget me, I'll be satisfied … "
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at Xiao Qin's parting tone, but I was also touched.
Even if Xiao Qin was overly neurotic and thought the sudden hail was a biological attack, she did want to sacrifice her life to let me live. I can't laugh at her sincere feelings.
Thus, I carried Xiao Qin on my back and stood up. I looked at the mud and water on our bodies with a wry smile. Then, I carried Xiao Qin toward the school building like Zhu Bajie was carrying his wife.
Xiao Qin thought she suffered a fatal attack. She laid on my back with her eyes closed. Her long eyelashes brushed against my neck and she muttered:
"Ye Lin classmate, don't worry about me. I was hit by a poisonous substance and I can't eat anymore … throw me down, I'll be happy as long as you can live …"
"Idiot." I shook her on my back and hoped she would notice her life wasn't hanging by a thread, "It's just hail, it's not a biological weapon attack."
"What?" Xiao Qin opened her eyes in confusion and looked around. Then, she realized that she had made a big mistake. She was so shy that she pressed her face against my back. She didn't have the face to see anyone.
"Ah! I'm so stupid! How could I make such a low-level mistake! I dirtied your clothes! "
"It's okay." I comforted her and tried to walk steadily, "You're under more pressure than me because of your father, so a bit of misjudgment isn't a big deal. Don't forget you're my sworn sister, I should be the one protecting you … I won't blame you, I'll actually thank you. "
I ignored the gazes of others and carried Xiao Qin up the stairs of the school building. Xiao Qin realized she wasn't scolded for making a mistake, but was instead thanked by me. She was at a loss for words and couldn't say anything.
After I reached the last step, Xiao Qin and I were both under the protection of the roof. Xiao Qin said to me in a very soft tone:
"I stupidly thought I was going to die. Other than the regret of not being able to give birth to a child, the other regret is that I still call you Ye Lin classmate. I don't have a more intimate nickname. Even if my request was a bit excessive, can I still call you Ye Lin classmate 'Ah Lin'? In that case, I will have one less regret … "
"Okay." I agreed softly, "Since we're 'childhood friends + sworn siblings', it's weird for you to call me 'Ye Lin classmate' every day. From now on, you can call me Ah Lin if you want!"
"Thank you, thank you!" Xiao Qin excitedly hugged me tightly from behind. Because she accidentally used too much strength, it even made it hard for me to breathe. "Ye Lin classmate is my Ah Lin now! I don't have to call you Ye Lin classmate with Gong CaiCai anymore! Hooray! Ah Lin, Ah Lin, Ah Lin, Ah Lin! "
I was a bit embarrassed by Xiao Qin calling me by my nickname so I quickly carried her into the school building's infirmary (the kind of infirmary that doesn't have a perverted female school doctor) so we could dry our clothes.
For the entire afternoon, Xiao Qin was immersed in the bliss of being able to call me by my nickname. She called me 'Ah Lin' in front of Winnie, Gong CaiCai, and especially the class leader. Every time I responded, she would smile from ear to ear.
Since Xiao Qin's change of name coincided with her coming back from visiting her sick father, most people thought it was her father's idea and it was probably just for us to get along.
Xiao Qin's hostility towards Gong CaiCai decreased a bit after she started calling me 'Ah Lin'. According to her own reasoning: Part of the reason why I always caused trouble for Gong CaiCai was because Gong CaiCai called me 'Ye Lin classmate' just like her.
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … now that I'm at Ah Lin's level, the only place where Gong CaiCai can threaten me is her breasts! From now on, I'll only use half of my strength to bully Gong CaiCai! "
I'm not sure why, but the class leader was stunned for five or six seconds when she first heard Xiao Qin call me 'Ah Lin'.
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