Even though I pushed most of the blame onto Tang Jiang who was studying in Korea, the rumor of "Ye Lin had a threesome" still spread like wildfire. Most of the students looked at me strangely.
"Did you see that? That guy is Ye Lin, he's so depraved just because he has some money, it's really enviable … no, infuriating! "
"But there's also a rumor that Ye Lin was drunk the entire time, that woman was called over by Tang Jiang, Ye Lin doesn't know anything …"
"Come on! You actually believe this kind of lie? I think Jiang Qian is right, Ye Lin is a shameless perverted bisexual! Both of them in the room that night were done by Ye Lin! Tang Jiang's butt is still bleeding on the plane to South Korea! "
Eunuch Cao and the Five Tigers gave me a thumbs up and felt that I was very impressive as the boss.
"Master, you're as fierce as a dragon and as fierce as a tiger, and you don't care about the secular world's view. This disciple really admires you! Please bring me next time you have a threesome! "
Eunuch Cao kneeled three times and kowtowed nine times in front of me after class without any integrity.
The Five Tigers also chimed in: "We'll share blessings and difficulties together. We'll follow Brother Ye when you're chopping people up, but don't leave us behind if there's anything good! As long as Brother Ye needs us, the five of us will be at your disposal! "
They spoke while revealing a vulgar expression. The freckles on Xing Xing's face were about to fall off.
You bastard! How heavy do you think my tastes are? Wouldn't it be 7 + 1 if I brought you guys along every time? Even if it's Lun Shuzhe, it's a bit too cruel …
The rumor quickly reached the ears of the gossipy Loud Mouth. She was skeptical and used her words to warn me more than once: "Ye Lin, you better behave yourself! Not everything is better the more you have! "
Zhuang Ni revealed a sarcastic smile when she heard what Loud Mouth said, "That's right, especially fat."
Before Loud Mouth chased after Zhuang Ni because of the fat joke, Zhuang Ni still had time to comment on my threesome rumor: "Men are all insatiable animals that think with their lower bodies, when can they all go extinct!"
Hmph, why do you have such a sense of superiority as a woman? Don't you also have ideas about the class leader and Gong CaiCai? As long as the conditions permit, you'll have a threesome with them!
As Xiao Qin's roommate, Xiong YaoYue naturally heard a lot of good things about me from Xiao Qin, but she still purposely sat next to me in English class to hear my explanation of the 3P incident.
"Ye Lin, don't lie to me if we're brothers. Did you do it or not that night? You did it that night, how can you face Xiao Qin? "
"Xiao Qin that you did it so casually, how can you face Xiao Qin?" If she lies, I'll give Ai Mi an ulcer. "
For an atheist like me, being struck by lightning or dying under a sword is not necessarily a deadly oath. Those who know me well know that because I have terminal sister-control cancer, swearing on Ai Mi is the true deadly oath.
Xiong YaoYue nodded in satisfaction when she saw my serious expression. "Okay, I'll keep an eye on Ai Mi, I'll believe you for now."
I breathed a sigh of relief and was about to put down my right hand. I didn't expect the English teacher to call my name and say: "Ye Lin, it's rare for you to raise your hand and answer a question! Then come up and translate this sentence! "
Thus, I became the butt of everyone's jokes again in English class.
After English class, it was biology class. Since I liked to watch "Animal World" and "Animal Planet" on the Science Discovery Channel when I was a kid, and my dad often told me interesting stories about animals at the dinner table, my biology grades weren't as bad as geography and history. It wasn't long before I was transferred from C class to B class. I would bump into Loud Mouth and Gong CaiCai in class.
The most recent Biology class happened to talk about male and female reproduction. The biology teacher was adjusting the position of the slide in front of the blackboard. From time to time, the cross-sections of the male and female reproductive systems would be reflected on her back, causing the students to snicker.
I walked into the classroom a bit late and saw Gong CaiCai preparing for class with a red face. There was an empty seat on her right.
As one of the witnesses of that night, Gong CaiCai suffered a huge blow. She would walk around me every time she sees me. Also, I heard that she was afraid of retaliation because she told the class leader. She already wrote several suicide notes and found a new owner for the plants on her windowsill.
Gong CaiCai's body couldn't help but tremble when she saw me. The ballpoint pen she was taking notes with also slipped out of her hand.
I felt like I should take this opportunity to explain to Gong CaiCai, so I placed one hand on the desk and said to Gong CaiCai, who was sitting outside: "Um, Cai Cai, I want to go inside you, can you …"
"Go … go inside me?" Gong CaiCai, who was looking at the diagram of male and female reproduction, turned as red as an apple. Her limbs froze as if she couldn't resist what I was going to do next.
As expected, Gong CaiCai was overly sensitive. I hurriedly explained: "I want to go inside your seat, can you stand up and let me? I won't disturb your studies. "
"Dang dang dang dang, of course!" Gong CaiCai nodded in a hurry. She nervously and mechanically got up from her seat and let me sit inside her seat.
After class, the biology teacher, as expected, talked about the combination of sperm and ovum. This content made the majority of boys who were self-taught about reproduction feel bored, but the overly innocent Gong CaiCai blushed as she took notes.
Well, Gong CaiCai's complexion hasn't returned to normal since class started. Whether it's the class content or me sitting on her right, they both made her nervous.
After a wave of questions, the classroom entered a relatively quiet reading period. I took the opportunity to speak to Gong CaiCai:
"Cai Cai, don't tell me you've misunderstood me until now? The class leader should have already explained to you that I was too drunk that day. The problem was all caused by Tang Jiang, I'm just a victim! "
Gong CaiCai clenched her ballpoint pen and her slightly curly hair trembled. She finally gathered the courage to answer me:
"But, but I clearly saw Tang Jiang drunk to the point he couldn't speak. Ye Lin classmate was more sober than him! My parents also heard about it. They said Ye Lin classmate isn't a good person and told me to stay away from you, otherwise they won't recognize me as their daughter … "
Okay! Dad Gong and Mom Gong are really extreme! Last time I went to their house, they mistakenly thought I was there to propose to Gong CaiCai and they wanted me to go through multiple tests before they agreed!
Gong CaiCai has always been a good child who listens to her parents. Now that her parents ordered her to stay away from me, it's not convenient for me to put her in a difficult position.
Also, I purposely gave Jiang Qian the opportunity to spread the rumor in order to act as Ai Lin in the 'perfect victory plan'. If I want to trick Ai ShuQiao, I have to be able to trick at least a portion of the people around me.
Gong CaiCai's personality is too weak, so it's not suitable to tell her the truth. Otherwise, the entire plan might fail. Since that's the case, I might as well make the best of it and get along with Gong CaiCai in a way that suits Ai Lin.
"Um." I lowered my voice and said while playing with my pencil, "CaiCai, I know I can't trick you, so I might as well tell you the truth. I did get drunk that night, but I wasn't completely unconscious. The bad things were done by me and Tang Jiang — — it's not a lie to say that drunkenness is messed up. "
Gong CaiCai's pale lips trembled, "Ye Lin classmate, you … you're too cruel to the class leader."
I spread out my hands, "So the class leader already broke up with me. My condition for breaking up with her was to help me dispel the rumors … "
Gong CaiCai was shocked when she heard the news, "How can that be? You and the class leader have been together since middle school … "
The adultery catching master Gong CaiCai has always thought we were a couple because she saw me accidentally kissing the class leader in the classroom.
"Why not?" I put my hands behind my head and made a dispirited expression, "The class leader might be pretty, but she's too stubborn and old-fashioned. She won't let me do a lot of things I want to do … it might be a good thing for both of us to break up."
"I can't believe it was that easy …" Gong CaiCai couldn't believe our 'relationship' of many years disappeared like that. She couldn't even hold her textbook because of the shock.
I struck while the iron was hot: "Do you remember when I helped you deal with the two hooligans selling rabbits on the bridge and I told you I wasn't a good person? Zhuang Ni is right. We men think with the lower half of our bodies. As long as we see a beautiful woman, we want to take her for ourselves. For example, when I look at you now, I also have evil thoughts. I'm imagining how you'll behave in bed! "
Gong CaiCai's body immediately shrunk and she pursed her lips as if she was a rabbit that met a big bad wolf.
I sighed, "Although my body will naturally have a desire for you, we came from the same junior high school. Even if I don't care about the monk's face, I should at least care about the Buddha's face. I can play with anyone but you. Listen to your parents and try to stay away from me!"
After a pause, I emphasized again, "Don't get too close to me. It's very dangerous to get too close to me! Most importantly, you can't seduce me. Otherwise, I'll make you pregnant. "
"No, no." Gong CaiCai trembled in fear, "Don't force my balls to combine with your sperm. I'll never seduce you, I've never thought about seducing anyone … "
I became more and more immersed in my role as Ai Lin. I swept a frivolous gaze and smiled evilly: "You're a natural seducer with such a full chest. For your own good, don't create any space for us to be alone, otherwise I can't guarantee I won't do anything to you. "
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