"When the wind blows, luck is clear. The Lone Nine Swords will fight in all directions. Welcome to Nali Jianghu, Hero Feng Qingyang!" Those who did not know would think that it was a line from a game or a martial arts movie.
However, the voice actually came from Alibaba's Lin 'an headquarters.
"Hello, Hero Feng Qingyang!" The next moment, many people greeted a skinny person in the middle of the crowd.
"Hello, heroes. We meet again in the Jianghu!" Feng Qingyang, also known as Ma Yun, said with a smile. Then, another voice came from behind him, "The Roc ascends to the Nine Heavens, the Jade falls into the Yellow Springs. I have poems and tea, and I sleep in a straw hut. Welcome to Nali Jianghu, Hero Xiao Yao!"
"Xiao Yao, you came later than me today. Did something happen yesterday?" Ma Yun asked with a smile when he saw someone checking in behind him.
Well, if I didn't tell everyone that the speaker was Ma Yun and that this was Alibaba's Lin 'an headquarters, everyone would probably think that this was a mental hospital.
As everyone knew, Ma Yun was a crazy martial arts fan. At the same time, he was also a fanatic of Feng Qingyang. However, he was forced by his life and could not fully develop his hobby.
Until Ma Yun became independent and started his own business. He created Alibaba and QQ. After he had his own territory, he was completely liberated.
He went to Hong Kong three times in a year and met with Old Man Jin Yong three times. He told outsiders that he, Ma Yun, was there to fulfill his childhood dream of meeting his super idol.
In fact, according to Jin Yong's accidental slip of the tongue, Ma Yun actually went to beg Jin Yong to write a novel with Feng Qingyang as the main character. He wanted to satisfy Jin Yong, who was also a fanatic fan of Feng Qingyang. He regretted that Feng Qingyang was only a supporting character and did not have his own independent novel.
Unfortunately, no matter how much money was offered, Old Man Jin Yong would never agree to such a thing. He could only give up.
[PS: Cough cough, this is an industry legend. I don't know if it's true or not. If there are similarities, it's purely a coincidence.]
It was said that a novel called "Sword Sage Feng Qingyang" appeared later. The author's name was Jin Yong and he had been hiding his identity. No one knew who he was.
However, it was said that this book first appeared in Ma Yun's house.
Well, this was also a rumor. It was not true.
If the anecdotes above were just hearsay and not enough to be believed, then … Therefore, he asked the executives of Ali to give themselves a flower name. At the same time, he had his employees modify the card puncher so that when the executives with a flower name were punching in, not only would the flower name of the executive be read out, but a poem that belonged to the executive would also be recited.
That was the truth. It was said that the first thing that all the executives who had just joined Ali faced was giving themselves a flower name.
This wasn't the most troublesome part. The most troublesome part was that he had to write his own introductory poem … According to Ma Yun's request, this poem had to be written by himself. He could take a portion of the ancient poem, but he couldn't copy it completely. He had to have his own creativity in it.
Then, Ali's executives had a headache. It was not a problem for these science graduates to write ten programs on the spot, but it was too difficult for them to write a poem to set the scene.
The most unbearable part was that the poem would be read out in the card puncher. Whoever wrote a terrible poem would instantly become the target of ridicule. It was simply social death.
However, since Ma Yun liked it, the executives had no choice but to pinch their noses, write their own poems, or spend money to hire someone else. It was a torturous process.
However, it was precisely because of this that the atmosphere in Ali was quite good. Ma Yun was quite popular, and the whole company was thriving.
"Chairman, we found some problems!" Just as Ma Yun was waiting at the company's entrance to see who the next hero would be, a young man with dark circles around his eyes suddenly came to report to Ma Yun.
"What's the matter? Tell me!" Ma Yun nodded.
"We found that some users have complained to us that our QQ will occasionally crash. The entire QQ software will be shut down in an instant, and they will need to log in again. It's a waste of time!" the young man said quickly.
"Crash? There's a problem with the technology department's program again! " Ma Yun smiled. At this time, he was still in a very good mood. After all, things like software crashes were common even in the year 2020.
Was a program without bugs still a normal program?
It was normal!
"How about this? Quickly collect the diagnosis report and let the technology department analyze it. Once the bug is found, fix it immediately!" Ma Yun commanded. These were all routine operations!
"Yes!" The young man nodded and left with the order.
The whole process seemed to be superfluous. After all, a small problem like a bug crash did not need to be put in front of Ma Yun and let him personally give his instructions.
However, this was Ma Yun's request. According to Ma Yun, he could be careless about everything except his own product, which was QQ, because it was related to the livelihood of thousands of people in Ali.
Everyone had to treat QQ like a baby. Any problems must be reported immediately, and it must be reported to Ma Yun.
After a while, several senior executives arrived one after another, and the sound of work could be heard. Ma Yun was already sitting in his office, but before he had time to take a sip of hot tea, the young man with dark circles under his eyes came again.
"What's the problem?" Ma Yun asked, puzzled.
"Chairman, there's no diagnosis report!" the young man said anxiously.
"No diagnosis report? What do you mean? "Ma Yun was stunned.
"The program that crashed did not automatically send us a diagnosis report, so I can't find the cause of the crash!" the young man said helplessly.
"If that's the case, then it's a huge bug. There might even be a problem with the diagnosis report!" Ma Yun stretched and said, "Inform the technology department to have a meeting. Comb through the entire code, especially the code near the diagnosis report, and do some tests to see if there's a bug!"
Ma Yun still hadn't realized how dangerous the situation was. Even after the technology department mobilized dozens of people and carried out an emergency four-hour tracking, they still did not find any major bugs.
However, on the other side, there were tens of thousands of complaints about QQ's automatic crash. At the same time, a large number of posts began to appear on QQ's official forum. There were posts in Chinese, English, French, Spanish, and other languages. Only then did Ma Yun realize that the Demon Cult seemed to have reached Huashan!
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