The morning sun shone into the bedroom. The warm feeling made me lazy to get out of bed. But because there was someone moving around on my head, I opened my eyes in a daze. I noticed that the girl beside me had woken up earlier than me. She was busy pulling my hair out of my head and knitting a China knot.
Oh, I remember now … Last night's incident. Because of this crazy girl's ridiculous behavior, it was a little abrupt, but when you think about it, it was a perfectly logical evil incident.
Even now, whenever I think about Shallow Shallow's logic, I still feel a pang of pain in my liver — and my waist.
"By the way, do you have a grudge against my hair?"
Seeing that I had woken up, Qian Qian didn't seem to have any intention of stopping. She was still lying on the bed, weaving her Chinese knot. From time to time, she would pull out two strands of hair of suitable length from my head. I had to admit that this was an astonishingly difficult task. Not everyone could weave a piece of art with such short hair. Every one of this girl's interests was so random, completely unreasonable.
"Ah Jun, good morning." Shallow Shallow finally let go of my hair. She turned her head and flashed me a radiant smile. Then, she kissed me on the cheek. "I don't feel like moving."
I smiled and pressed Shallow Shallow's head against my chest. Feeling the soft and warm sensation on my body, I was overwhelmed with emotions. Thinking back to the crazy loli who had followed me to smash the teacher's glass with a slingshot, in the blink of an eye, she had already become a B + … Speaking of which, why did it feel so weird to feel emotional about the passing of time in such a way?
"What are you laughing at?" I noticed that Shallow Shallow had an odd smile on her face. She would even giggle foolishly from time to time. I couldn't help but ask her out of curiosity. She lifted her head and looked me in the eye. "It's like I'm getting to know you all over again. How strange. You're still Ah Jun. Why do you feel so different? "
I didn't know how to answer her question, but I really did feel that way. After thinking about it for a long time, I could only come up with one conclusion. "Do you feel that this usually silly fellow can also be extremely evil at times?"
Shallow Shallow couldn't help but agree.
Due to various reasons, Qian Qian didn't want to get out of bed. I chatted with her. First, she expressed her emotions about what happened last night. She admitted that it wasn't as beautiful as the rumors made it out to be. Considering the positioning of this book, I hurriedly stopped her wild imagination. Then, the two of us started reminiscing about the happy times when we were young. We discussed our first fight when we were four and a half years old, the Iranian nuclear crisis, the first time we smashed our teacher's glass when we were seven and a half years old, the first time we thought about the hole in the ozone layer, the first time we skipped class to play in the flood drain in the fourth grade, and the internal structure of the Empire's Admiral. We started from how we became a pair of sweet lovers until we talked about how to maintain the long-term peace of the world of Azeroth. What would a couple talk about when they finally broke through the last layer of relationship? Let me tell you: the economic and administrative problems of more than 67,000 worlds.
We kept kissing each other, scratching each other's noses, and reminiscing about embarrassing moments when we were young. Neither of us really cared about what we were talking about. It was as though snuggling together and talking was the happiest thing in the world. Shallow Shallow's happiness was really small, so small that I couldn't help but protect it with all my heart and soul. And so, I protected it for an entire hour. When I finally couldn't stand it anymore and got out of bed, I felt that I had become the world's greatest economist, political scientist, humanist, and military scientist. Meanwhile, my first wife was still muttering about whether or not mantis shrimps would cause a global financial crisis if they didn't spit out their skin. This wasn't a funny question, because according to Shallow Shallow's logic, these two things would eventually come together.
"Ah, wait!" Right after I put on my clothes, Shallow Shallow suddenly remembered something and shouted. Then, she blushed shyly and smashed a pillow onto the floor. "Don't look! I'm putting on my clothes! "
"You saw everything yesterday …" I muttered as I lay on the floor. Then, I happened to hear a very faint squeaking sound coming from the cabinet next to me, as though some kind of rodent was grinding its teeth inside. I was instantly shocked. "Hey! Jingle might have woken up! She's biting a hole in the cabinet — she's about to bite through the plywood! "
"Done!"
Shallow Shallow's voice rang out at the same time. I turned around and saw that the girl who had been dawdling earlier had already put on the clothes that she had taken out of her personal space. Even the bed had been tidied up meticulously, with brand new bedsheets and bedding. The faint smell of air freshener permeated the air.
"Time warped a little. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to finish it."
Although my relationship with Qianqian should have reached this stage a long time ago, and in theory, there shouldn't be any awkwardness between the two of us right now. However, the reserved nature of a young girl still flashed through the mind of this girl with her abnormal mental development. Thus, she quickly tidied up the room and herself. Then, the two of us went downstairs to eat as if nothing had happened. Following behind us was the little thing who had been locked in the cupboard for an entire night. In the morning, she finally managed to bite a hole through the door of the cupboard and was currently muttering in frustration.
The first one we met was Big Sister. She glanced at me and Shallow Shallow, then walked up to me and gave me a smack on the head. Then, she began to smile eerily.
The second one was Shandora. She bit me on the arm and dragged Qian Qian away. I didn't know what to say.
The third one was Anveena. This little maid looked at her master timidly, and before I could ask her anything, she let out a soft "Ah!" before turning around and hiding in the television.
Basically, the short walk from the second floor to the living room had been thoroughly scrutinized by everyone in the house. By the way, what was the problem? Although I didn't intend to hide the matter between me and Shallow Shallow, how did it end up being exposed in such a short time?!
"Never underestimate Shallow Shallow's ability to drop the ball." In the end, it was Big Sister who answered my doubts. "Last night, before she went to your room, she basically entered all of our rooms by mistake …"
Me: "…"
"Listen up, you can't be an irresponsible man." Big Sister pinched my ear as she leaned in and exhaled. "Sigh, having such a troublesome younger brother is really …"
I could only reply with a silly chuckle. It was too awkward, too awkward. Shallow Shallow, your ability to drop the ball is really maxed out.
After breakfast, I decided to take a walk around the Shadow City. First, I wanted to bid farewell to everyone. The carnival was over, and everyone went back to their own homes. Because of the festival that lasted for half a month, we caused millions of absenteeism, skipping classes, eloping, running away and disappearing in thousands of worlds. Now, it was time for their lives to return to normal. Since last night, all the routes of the Space Administration had been fully opened. There were already many batches of tourists (mainly the public officials of the Space Administration, they still had missions in their own worlds) who were returning home by bus. When I arrived at the Dimensional Hub, another batch of Space Door opened.
A red-clothed lady with pigtails was holding the silver-haired loli's hand as they waited for the bus. Nearby were Wei Gong, Sakura and a few Heroic Spirits. When they saw me, they immediately waved their hands in my direction.
"Aha, big brother really came to send us off! Treat Ilya to ice cream! "
"Tsk, who would expect this guy to send us off?" Amasaka, who was dragging a large suitcase, glanced at Ilya. "Hey! Don't hang onto others the moment you get up. Don't you know how to be reserved as a girl! "
I struggled to remove Ilya, who was hanging on my neck on a swing, and placed him next to Amasaka. Looking at the two girls, I didn't know if they should be considered sisters, friends, or mother and daughter (haha), I felt gratified. It seemed that after I left the world of the Holy Grail, their lives were quite colorful.
Uncle B stood next to the two girls and took on the role of carrying their bags. Although the employees of the Empire, even the lowest level employees of the Space Administration, were approved to have a large personal space, some people still liked the feeling of carrying large bags after coming back from a trip. For example, Miss Amasaka, who had always regarded poverty as her life's greatest enemy. The suitcase in her hands and the large bag carried by Uncle B were all items that this young lady had bought crazily after finally being able to shop to her heart's content.
"I will send everyone safely to the station." Uncle B's calm and reliable voice immediately responded when I looked at him. I could see a little joy in the depths of his eyes. In the past few days, the little loli Ilya had suddenly developed a strong interest in modifying her usual ride. Every day, she would take a bunch of rearview mirrors, headlights, and clutches and compare them on Uncle B. I suspected that she had received some abnormal indoctrination from the Bubble, so she had a strong desire to modify the Berserker into a Bersercar. Now that the little devil was finally leaving, our great hero Hercules was as relaxed as if he had successfully passed a tribulation.
"Uncle Alien …" Amasaka Rin grabbed the handle of the suitcase with a hesitant look on his face. He looked like he wanted to say something but stopped. I couldn't help but ask with concern, "What's wrong?"
"I'm leaving. Aren't you going to give me some money?"
"… I'll introduce Ling Meng to you in the future."
"Boss, I'm going to the other world with Sakura for a few days." Rider was wearing a very simple sportswear. There was a gorgeous women's motorcycle parked next to him. "I've already applied for leave. There seems to be a civilian motorcycle race over there. I want to go and try it."
"Oh, then you'd better bring two more lawyers with you."
Rider: "… Boss, don't be so stubborn!"
As soon as I sent them off, Tear's voice came from behind me. "Wow, hurry up! There are only two minutes left before the car leaves! "
"It's all that pervert Blackie's fault. He went crazy so early in the morning!" It was Osaka's voice.
I turned my head, and sure enough, a large group of people was rushing over. Basically, everyone I knew from the enchanted world was there. I quickly waved my hand from afar to stop them.
The large group of people stopped in a pile. Chu Chun panted for a long time before she remembered to greet me. She hurriedly bowed and said, "That … Hello, Uncle Director!"
I waved at them and said, "Don't panic. There's no need to rush."
"Huh? Is it still early? "Tear immediately took out her phone in surprise and looked at her watch.
"No, the car has already started …"
Mikoto was instantly annoyed. She grabbed Blackie's neck and said, "It's all this fellow's fault!"
Tear came over and explained to me in a low voice. It turned out that all kinds of daily happy things happened early in the morning. Basically, everyone could search for all kinds of yuri and lousy things. Anyway, this group of girls were messing around, so they ended up being late.
"Then what's going on with you guys?" I glanced at Laura. Logically speaking, the Urban School Girls Group wasn't in the same group as Laura and the others. Why were they all late this time?
"In the morning, for some reason, the Archbishop wanted to use the microwave to prepare breakfast. The huge explosion delayed us for half an hour." The gloomy-looking red-haired priest rudely exposed his superior's shortcomings. Then, he pointed at a certain female saint who had an awkward expression. "Because a few days ago, the Archbishop broke the automatic fire extinguisher in the residence. She volunteered to carry the fire extinguisher to extinguish the fire. The second explosion delayed us for another half an hour."
"What happened in the end?" I broke out in a cold sweat as I looked at Zola and God Fissure. These two mechanical idiots started giggling foolishly in unison.
"In the end?" The red-haired hoodlum shrugged. "I tried to fix the automatic fire extinguisher and caused the third explosion."
I felt that it was quite unbelievable. "How did you guys survive until today?"
Crack, Laura and Steele drew a cross in front of their chest at the same time. "We're lucky!"
I was speechless and could only say to Tear, "Lead them through the military passageway. If you don't use your military passageway, you'll grow hair. Also, Laura, you should have this passageway too … Yup, I got it. You don't know how to use it. "
"Ah, I forgot about that!" Tear slapped his forehead and suddenly realized something. He hurriedly dragged a large group of people to the other side of the plaza. However, after a while, another person ran back. "Ah, I forgot about my travel bag!"
The rash girl picked up the backpack that was left on the ground and ran away. After a while, she returned. "Ah, I forgot. Goodbye brother!"
I waited quietly. A few minutes later, as expected, she returned. Speaking of which, why did I say 'as expected'?
"Brother Director, where's the military passageway?"
I knocked the girl's head lightly. "How did you survive until today?"
"Hehe, I'm lucky!" Tear scratched his head with a silly smile and waved goodbye to me. He turned and ran back. "Brother, you haven't told me where the military passageway is!"
By the time I sent off the bunch of buffoons, it was already noon. The Dimensional Hub Square was still packed with people, showing no signs of decreasing. I began to consider opening a few more diversion stations in the nearby worlds and building a backup hub in the outskirts of the City of Shadows. Recently, the scale of the Macro World had been growing larger and larger. Furthermore, as this huge organization was perfected, their job responsibilities were constantly being clarified. The inspectors and special agents of the management bureau were always working hard for world peace. The City of Shadows Dimensional Hub, as the highest traffic port, was already showing its shortcomings. As a dignified Transmigrator Administrator, it wasn't a good idea to be stuck in a traffic jam on the highway on his way to work and could only eat instant noodles while waiting for a train.
After thinking for a long time, I still felt that this should be listed as an important job. I quickly called the Space Administration office and asked them to find the Empire Commander who had been a ticket scalper for two years. Some things were better done by professionals.
After sending off the last group of acquaintances, it was already noon. I went to Silvia's place for a meal before heading to Avalon. After two days, I wondered if the monsters had gotten used to the life here. I decided to go and take a look.
As soon as I arrived at the town where the monsters lived, I was shocked.
An unprecedented piece of land had been leveled by the side of the town. Now, there was a tournament on it!
A large patch of grass had been leveled, and large stones were piled up on top of it to form a large square. Monsters, Einherjars, and soldiers of the Empire formed a large circle around the square. From time to time, cheers and cheers could be heard coming from the circle. Ling Meng was pushing a small cart in the middle of the crowd, selling mineral water mixed with cola and melon seed skins mixed with melon seeds. Orange Meow was leading a large group of loli monsters and was running around crazily outside the circle. Eight Cloud Blue and Sixteenth Night were chasing after them in a panic. Because Frandolu had also joined in.
I arrived near the empty square with a strange feeling. Since everyone I knew was in the circle, I could only grab hold of Rhododendron Spp. who was running past me. "Fox, what are you doing?"
"Arena, competition," the fox girl said in a panic. The fox girl said in a panic. Her face was very awkward. "Um, may I ask … Can I let go?"
I looked down and realized that I had grabbed one of Rhododendron Spp.'s tails. No wonder it felt so warm!
Rhododendron Spp. noticed that my gaze was a little strange. I didn't know what I was thinking, but her face instantly turned red. "Um, if you like fluffy fur, you can touch the ears, but you can't touch the one on the tail."
"…"
"Cough, cough. It has nothing to do with her fur." It took a lot of effort for me to restrain myself from touching Ba Yun Lan's ears. Even though the fox girl's ears looked cute, this gentle fox had already been oppressed by Ba Yun Zi enough. It was best not to bully her too much. "First, tell me what's going on with this arena. Who are you guys competing with? "
"Oh, it was suggested by Cui Xiang. She said that she was bored and wanted to find someone to compete with. She also heard that the people here are all very powerful, so she wanted to see who is stronger between the monsters and the Heroic Spirits. Then, because the arena was too big, before the competition even started, many soldiers from the Empire were attracted here. Cui Xiang decided to open the arena to everyone. No matter who it is, as long as they have a skill, they can go up and accept or challenge others. Even if they are only good at crafts or music. Right now, there are two Heroic Spirits competing and the next round is still drawing lots. Lord Ling Meng felt that this opportunity shouldn't be wasted, so she went to buy a box of melon seeds and soda. I heard that Eleanor is even selling popsicles inside …"
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