Lin Xue was truly someone who knew how to deal a fatal blow to me at the most crucial moment. It wasn't easy for me to sigh about the leisurely life. Was there a need to stab me so early?
Are you even going to let me have a day off?
"Well, I've already been idle for so many days, it's only right for me to move around a bit." Eldest Miss Lin had a mischievous smile on her face as she pinched my thigh. This action was definitely not coquettish, she was just doing it out of convenience. "Don't worry, Blockhead. This time, it's not a war, it's a good thing — — But as usual, I won't say a single word unless it's a dangerous situation to prevent the future from spiraling out of control. In any case — — you'll know when the time comes."
"That's not bad." I pinched Lin Xue's smirking face. She immediately grabbed my hand and took a bite out of my Rolex.
Seeing that it was getting late, I turned to look for Little Xijing, who was digging a hole to bury tree leaves. I called out to her and the little girl immediately jumped over in joy. She clapped her mud-covered hands and the dirt on them fell to the ground. She hadn't learned anything else yet, but she had mastered Araya's Great Self-Cleaning Technique.
A princess of the Empire actually wanted to play with mud in a public park? Many people would find this inconceivable, but there was nothing that could be done about it. Who asked little Seiko to be interested in certain things? This spiritual girl who was born in an abnormally strange way and grew up in an unprecedented environment was a miraculous creation. Even the knowledgeable Sandora didn't know how she would grow up. Right now, all I could do was try my best to satisfy little Seiko's interest in the outside world so that she could quickly develop a more complete mind. At the very least, she had to be able to communicate normally with us.
"Good girl, let's go home."
I extended my hand and picked up the ethereal girl. She immediately giggled and began to move around my body. She made use of her lack of a physical body to play a game of seeing ghosts in broad daylight. I quickly looked around: This little ancestor, how many people would have a heart attack if they saw this?
"Home -- home!" The little girl, who didn't know how to speak, repeated the phrases she heard and reached out to pull Lin Xue's hair who was standing up next to her. "Mom, go home!"
With a loud crash, Lin Xue fell to the ground along the legs of the chair.
"Blockhead! Do you dare say that you didn't teach her that? "
"Of course not!" I hurriedly helped Lin Banxian up and dodged her straight and left uppercuts. "I don't know what's wrong with this girl. She was born knowing everyone's identity and characteristics. The first time she saw Bo Li Lingmeng, she called her a 'city enforcement officer'. But she had just learned how to say the word 'city enforcement'."
"Really?" Lin Xue looked at little Qijing in disbelief. The latter's only eye was sparkling as it responded to the "mother" in front of it. The little girl was quiet for a few seconds before she happily waved her little arms to scratch the young miss' nose. "Hehe! Half Immortal! "
Lin Xue reacted to that word and punched me in the ribs.
"I think I understand what's going on." The young miss clenched her teeth and said word by word, "She is your split personality. Her subconscious mind stores your views of the outside world. So rather than saying that this child knows everyone's identity, it would be more accurate to say that she knows how you view everyone around you. Then, she deduced how she should address them. Explain to me what a half immortal is!"
I muttered, "Didn't she just call you mom?"
"Teng", the missy's face turned completely red. Now she knew why Little Qijing immediately thought of her as her mother. The tsundere missy had adopted her usual reaction to this kind of external stimulation. There were a few more Rolexes on my arm … …
"Blockhead, can't you get someone to redesign your crappy car?"
When we drove the 700 billion, Lin Xue sat in the front passenger seat and once again complained about the appearance of my BMW, "It looks like a relic from World War II. At least the back door can be closed. Now that we added a vector stabilizer, the width on both sides is different!"
I looked at the back half of the car through the rear mirror. I had to say that this crappy thing was developing in a more and more ugly direction. The battleships created by the Empire were mighty and majestic, but the small vehicles they created were as ugly as they could be. In order to ensure that the Head of State's car had the best performance, they completely gave up on things like 'appearance' that didn't have much practical value.
"Do you think I don't want this crappy thing to look better?" I muttered gloomily. "A few days ago, I asked Tawil to help me design a modification plan that wouldn't lower the performance by 700 billion. I looked at the appearance and I think no one would stop me from driving it into Nanshan Cemetery …"
Lin Xue let out a long sigh. "You need to find someone reliable."
"But the ugly appearance isn't without any benefits." I thought about it and tried to comfort myself. "The biggest advantage of this car is that no one will block the road when driving on the street. If you don't believe me, take a look — —"
As we spoke, we had already reached the bustling part of the city. It was currently the noon rush hour and the main road was like flowing water. The 700 billion speed was just like I said — — As long as it was in front of us, no matter if it was a three-wheeled or four-wheeled sports car, as long as it was a long-wheeled sports car, there was no one who wouldn't give way.
Lin Xue saw through it after a while and patted my shoulder. "Don't feel so good — — they're just afraid that you don't have the brakes."
If you don't explain it clearly, no one will think you're an idiot!
The missy didn't care about her image as she laid on the passenger seat and muttered, "Sigh, I'll show my sports car to the designers in a few days. I don't expect them to copy the style of a Rolls-Royce, but they should at least remove the two pieces of reactive armor on the back of the car. They look too much like plaster."
I glanced at her. "A nouveau riche who drives a Rolls-Royce all over the city in his first year of university."
Lin Xue: "With you here, are there still any nouveau riches in this world?"
The two of them returned home amidst their daily bickering. The bad mood that Lass Lin had at the beginning when she saw an unsuitable scene after playing too much had finally dissipated. At the door, we bumped into Chestnut who had probably just returned from grocery shopping. I noticed that she was carrying a long cloth bag in her hand. I immediately thought to myself that she had gone out to punish evil and promote good again.
The most headache-inducing girl who vowed to become an excellent maid finally found the meaning of her life. I don't know why, but I felt even more pressured: I won't have to bring this guy out from the police station every few days, right? Why can't there be more normal people in the family?
"Master, Mistress." Poison Island wore a gentle smile on her face. She opened the door before I did. "Welcome home."
"Wah!"
An earth-shattering cry came from the room when the door opened. I swallowed the words that I was about to say to Poison Island.
There was the sound of a child crying in the room. One of the voices was mixed with a messy noise. I immediately recognized that it was Little Bubble's voice. The other voice was unfamiliar. It didn't seem to be a child of the family.
We hurriedly ran in and went straight to the living room. The situation in front of us was clear: Little Bubble was sitting on the carpet in the middle of the living room. She was hugging a Rubik's cube and crying her heart out. Her mother was frantically comforting her little ancestor. Sitting next to Little Bubble was a blonde little girl wearing a short red dress and a soft bun hat. The most eye-catching thing about this little girl wasn't her sweet appearance, but the pair of strange wings on her back. It was a string of colorful crystals connected together and trembled as the little girl cried …
This, this, this … How did this girl come here?
I raised my head and was about to ask, but I saw Sixteen Nights running into the living room. Why was the head maid of the Red Demon Tavern here? Moreover, she was frantically comforting the Second Miss who was wailing in the living room. Speaking of which, what happened when I wasn't home?
I saw my elder sister standing next to me, looking helplessly at the two little girls in front of her. I hurriedly went over and asked in a low voice, "Elder sister, what's going on? Why is Frandolu here?"
"She came to play with Little Bubble." My elder sister shook her head. "You still don't know. The entire Red Demon Tavern has been moved to Monster Town. It is said that Remilia discovered that the energy field near the Fairy Forest can suppress Frandolu's mania. She used her achievements from participating in the Atlantis street battle and the compensation for the demolition as the price to move her entire family here. In the morning, Little Bubble went out for a stroll again. In the end, she ran into the Red Demon Tavern and got to know this little girl … "
"Then she invited her new friends over to play." I rubbed my forehead. It was obviously a good thing that Little Bubble finally made new friends. However, this little girl was usually strolling around. I really didn't know who she would bring home.
"Eh, did they have a conflict?"
I went forward to pick Bubble up and asked in a worried tone, as if I were a worried father.
My elder sister shrugged. "It's not really a conflict. It's just that when they were playing, Frandolu suddenly bit Little Bubble. Then, the two of them cried from the pain."
"I'm very sorry for causing you trouble." Sixteen Nights finally managed to calm Frandolu down with great difficulty. She immediately bowed and apologized to us. The head maid, who had strict requirements for herself, felt extremely embarrassed that the Second Miss had bitten someone on her first visit. Behind her, the little girl who had bitten someone and almost lost eight of her teeth was wiping her tears as she looked at us. She sobbed curiously.
"Why do I feel that there's something wrong with her?" I tilted my head slightly and asked my elder sister in a low voice. "I remember that Frandolu wasn't like this on the battlefield of Atlantis. Also, with her dangerous destructive power, would Remilia feel at ease letting her out?"
"If it's destructive power, it has already been sealed." Icetis's voice echoed from the living room's entrance. "Monina helped to seal it. Compared to the Dark Protoss who possesses the Collapse of Nature talent, this little girl's destructive power is still too tender. As for her troublesome childish personality, it should be a side effect of the seal. She would occasionally turn into a three or four year old. The bite just now should be a child's natural instinct to bite when they see something new. "
I thought about it and didn't dare to bring up Sandora as an example. The Queen's main method of perceiving the world was also through biting.
Knowing that the two little brats weren't causing any trouble, I was relieved. Little Bubble had already calmed down. She was rubbing her arms with a wronged expression. She was probably complaining to me. On the other hand, Frandolu was covering her mouth. Her eyes were filled with confusion. It seemed like she didn't know how to change her personality. However, conflicts between children came and went quickly. While we were still thinking about how to make the two little brats reconcile, Little Bubble had already extended an olive branch to her new friend. She tossed the Rubik's Cube in her hand over.
Frandolu caught the toy that flew over and thought for a while. Finally, she clapped her hands. It was better to be a child!
Thus, the two little brats played together again.
"Let's play together! Let's play together! " Frandolu twisted the Rubik's Cube in her hand. After completely messing up the toy, she gave it to Niang Shanshan, who was also sitting on the carpet. Niang Shanshan's voice was childish and innocent. Niang Shanshan's expression was very conflicted. To be fair, it was already the bottom line of her dignity to be Little Bubble's nanny. However, the little brat in front of her was her young master's friend. At this moment, there were two paths in front of her. Was her dignity more important, or was her little ancestor's smile more important?
"Chirp!" Little Bubble waved her arms and ordered.
Niang Shanshan immediately knew that there was only one path in front of her.
"Jill, don't spoil Little Bubble too much. It's not good for a child's growth if you are too obedient." The elder sister had a warm smile on her face as she helped Jill. "I also beat Ah Jun a lot when he was young."
"Sister, why are you saying this?" I scratched my face in embarrassment. Jill looked up to the sky with tears in his eyes and sighed. "Sigh, that's because you can beat him. How can I beat this little ancestor?"
Everyone was speechless.
Looking at the two girls and the nanny playing happily on the carpet, everyone felt gratified. Sixteen Night revealed a very emotional smile. "To be able to happily play with others like this, it's really fulfilling my wish."
However, just as she finished speaking, Frandolu let out another earth-shattering wail. This time, it wasn't the Second Miss attacking others. It was Little Bubble who saw the flashing crystals on her new friend's back. She couldn't control her natural instincts and went forward to pull one off … Immediately after, the house was thrown into chaos again.
It took a lot of effort to pull out the crystal that was tightly clenched in Little Bubble's hand. We were worried about how to put it back. In the end, it was Sixteen Night who reminded me that the crystal didn't grow on the Second Miss's body. Only then did I agree to Icetis's suggestion and used half a bottle of 502 to stick it back on Frandolu. Frandolu curiously scratched her 'wings'. When she found that the crystal was even sturdier than before, she beamed with joy.
That's why children are the most troublesome!
"You really have a good temper. No wonder you can shoulder the heavy responsibility of a nanny."
Icetis sighed with her hands on her hips as she watched the two girls play excitedly in the living room.
"Usually, Little Bubble doesn't have many friends." I smiled. "She's protected by so many Empire soldiers all day long. Other than the few kids in the house who play with her, who else would dare to get close to her? Also, Liliana and the others always bully Little Bubble when they have nothing to do."
Speaking of Liliana, I got angry. She's clearly a domineering elder sister deep down. Why does she have to pretend to be a loli? After swindling Little Bubble's pure trust, she stole her lollipop to eat. Do you think that's something a bishop should do?
"Speaking of which, I saw you coming from the kitchen. What were you doing?"
I looked at the head maid of the Red Demon Restaurant on the other side. Due to the continuous problems with the second miss, she didn't leave the living room. I remembered seeing her bustling about inside and couldn't help but ask curiously.
"I was talking with Anveena about serving the master and also helping to prepare lunch. After all, we were the ones who disturbed you first. It would be rude of me to just sit in the living room and wait for a free meal." Sixteen Night revealed a fitting smile. "Also, I feel that I've finally seen what a truly outstanding maid is like. Anveena's quality is much better than mine."
I immediately coughed dryly. "Ahem, you're a guest. It's fine if you don't care about etiquette. Also, perhaps you don't understand, but I already know about you. There are times when the head maid of the Red Demon Restaurant feels inferior?"
"I don't know about other aspects, but at the very least, in terms of cooking, Sixteen Night really lost to Anveena." The white-haired maid shook her head and pointed at the large plate of food on the table not far away. Anveena had just stir-fried it and placed it there. It looked golden and crispy, and there was a faint fragrance that made one's appetite increase. It was almost time to eat.
"Just a single dish is enough to make Sixteen Night admire it. As expected, a maid should be able to satisfy the master's requirements under any circumstances. How did she make it?"
"What is that?" Sandora wiped the corner of her mouth and began to move towards the table.
"Stir-Fried uneven bars. Anveena said that it was specially made for Sandora -daren."
"Pu!"
What the — — It's even more ferocious than the mushroom stir-fried doorknob from yesterday?
I looked at the large plate of mouth-watering food on the table with a conflicted expression. At this time, Sandora had already moved in front of the plate and was trying it with her chopsticks. Looking at the satisfied expression on her face, it seemed that she quite liked this feast!
"Miss Sixteen Night," I thought for a moment and turned my head to the longing head maid and solemnly reminded her, "Some things can't be forced. Anveena has already touched upon the realm of mysticism …"
Not only the realm of mysticism, sometimes I even suspect that Anveena has secretly grasped something that involves the laws of nature. Does she still have the words' conservation of matter 'in her eyes? It seems that a certain ghost maid and Sandora are a perfect match. If our Queen is said to be able to eat everything in the periodic table with her mouth, then Anveena belongs to the type that can use any symbol on the periodic table to randomly create any substance — — a god-level chef!
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