When the two awe-inspiring duelists were knocked off the stage by a shoehorn thrown by the judges and dragged away, their voices filled with fighting spirit still echoed in the ring. "In the name of the Empire! This battle has just begun! "" Duel is sacred, let us continue! "" Boss, give me another chance! " "Monina, it's not good for a girl to take off her shoes and hit people. Did you forget that when I was young, I stole fruits from the Dragon God next door for you to eat … Smack!" "Please remember, in the outer world, take the Two Mile Bridge, and in the inner world, take the Third Ring Road. There is only one Sicarro, one-stop service for registration and sales. Contact number: 150315 … Ah!"
The two warriors were dragged off the stage to be repaired, and the audience outside the arena warmly sent them off. The weapons and ammunition consumed during the send-off period added up to at least two vegetable, poultry, and egg markets, and built three large tiled houses. Ling Meng saw a new business opportunity in this arena, so she replaced the small cart selling melon seeds, soda, and candy with a tractor, and shouted outside the arena, "Eggs! Tomatoes! Cans! Bricks! Shoehorn for sale!! "
Icetis' eyes lit up, and she stood up to call, "Ling Meng! Give me 30 dollars of bricks! "
Don't you use a bow and arrow?
"Ladies and gentlemen, the thrilling third round has ended. Just like the second round, there is still no winner, DAZE." Marisa shook the cans and cabbage leaves that had accumulated from the accidental damage on her body. "But the main theme of today's competition is entertainment first, friendship second, communication third, and it's best to have a winner. So — who else wants to show DAZE on the stage?"
On the other hand, Ba Yunlan was holding a large brush and brushing the leaves in the fluff of her tail as she announced, "There's another new piece of news. We've received an SSS-level notification from the Imperial Command that the Great Battle Royale Tournament held in Monster Town will become one of the official gatherings of Avalon. From now on, it can be held as usual without needing to apply. Heroic spirits, monsters, superhumans, aliens, people from the future, Iron Man, Ultraman, Xi Ling Apostles, and magical girls of the Empire are welcome to participate. The recent slogan of the Imperial Propaganda Office is: Long live entertainment."
I looked at Icetis blankly, and she pointed behind me, "Don't look at me. I don't have the right to order your territory. it's your wife's decision."
Shallow Shallow's voice came from behind me, "Ah Jun, Ah Jun, I said it!"
I turned my head and saw that Qian Qian and Shadora had already taken their seats on the other side of the stage like judges. Qian Qian was peeling an orange that had been thrown at her from below the stage. She even gave me a piece of it. "How fun! There's still something fun to do after the carnival!"
"You only know how to play." I ruffled the girl's neat and soft short hair. This girl really didn't look like a married woman at all. "Did Zhen Hong and the others leave?"
"Ah, they just left." Shallow Shallow gave the orange peel to Sandora, and she sucked on the flesh. "Jade Star complained for a long time that you didn't send them off, so she kept saying that you are a heartless b * stard."
I shrugged, "That girl is just a chatterbox. I've already bought a monthly ticket for them. Next time, they come to play in the morning and go home in the afternoon. Do I still have to send them off every day?"
"That's why Ah Jun is an idiot." Sandora sighed and leaned on the table, "You always spoil Mercury Lamp. Didn't you notice that Jade Star keeps saying that you are biased?"
At this moment, the fourth talent show contestant on the stage finally came out. It was a little girl who wasn't taller than a loli. She jumped onto the stage, and I instantly smelled the smell of alcohol. I didn't even have to think about it: Suika Ibuki!
That's right. She was the one who initiated the competition. How could she not participate? The people from the Ghost race loved to challenge others.
"Ghost race, I'm willing to compete in anything! Strength, alcohol tolerance, fighting, I'm willing to accept all of it. " After the big-horned loli went up the stage, she declared a challenge to all the onlookers in a rather arrogant tone. Then, she picked up her precious gourd and gulped down a few mouthfuls of wine. She looked around drunkenly. She was originally very arrogant and condescending, but when she acted like this, she had a straightforward, innocent, and cute vibe. Especially when a little loli was drunk, not to mention threatening, it was just fun to watch.
"Hey! Is there anyone who wants to challenge me? "
After waiting for a few minutes, there was still no response from the audience. Suika shouted in dissatisfaction. The wine gourd in her hand and the chains on her body rattled. However, many people knew that it was a troublesome matter to compete with the Ghost race. Although there were a few people who showed their eagerness, in the end, no one stepped onto the stage.
"We have a challenger here!"
Just as I thought that Suika's challenge was about to end, Monina suddenly shouted. Then, the Dragon God girl, who wore a blank expression, was thrown onto the stage by her unscrupulous teammate.
"Lin! It's all up to you. After you win, I'll make you braised pork! "
"But what about a duel …" the Dragon God girl said weakly. Challenging someone was obviously too difficult for her. However, she didn't have the chance to regret. Suika immediately jumped in front of the challenger who finally stepped onto the stage. "Ha, there's finally someone to challenge. I know that you're that Protoss or something. Yep, it seems like I can't defeat you. But as long as it's a challenge, fighting isn't a problem!"
Afterwards, we determined that the alcohol that Suika drank played a decisive role in this battle that she overestimated her capabilities.
"I have a feeling that that idiotic drunkard will be killed in an instant." I looked worriedly at the two fellows on the stage who weren't that bright. Previously, when Lin was in a brainless state (no mistake), she brazenly smashed through the Wall of Sighs with her arm and used Ersson to defeat thousands of biochemical beasts.
"It's fine. Lin knows her limits. It's just a duel. She won't use her full strength." Monina giggled.
In an open arena, the two of them naturally had to first talk about what they were good at. Just now, Suika Ibuki had arrogantly announced that she would accept all challenges. Lin could only hesitantly say what she was good at. "I don't know anything else, but I have quite a bit of strength."
Obviously, to the Dragon God girl, it was quite embarrassing to only have brute strength. However, Suika was extremely satisfied with this answer. "Ha? Strength? That's great! I love to compete with strength! Bring out your full strength. I've already competed with those Empire soldiers in terms of strength, so I'm very confident. So, don't go easy on me. "
"Do I really need to use my full strength?" Lin asked softly as she rotated her wrist anxiously.
Suika nodded recklessly. "Yes, yes, full strength!"
"Oh no!" I exclaimed outside the arena. However, it was already too late. The honest Dragon God girl immediately transformed. In a flash of golden light, the petite and weak girl swiftly transformed into a hundred-meter-tall golden two-headed dragon. She majestically occupied the entire arena.
Due to her sudden increase in size, Lin didn't dare to casually move after transforming into the Dragon God. She was afraid that she would injure the nearby spectators who didn't know what was going on. She only kept her two gigantic wings tightly to her sides and wrapped herself up like a dumpling. The gigantic Dragon God tucked her tail under her body and instantly swept one-third of the arena. The hosts Marisa and Rhododendron Spp had already jumped off the arena. Marisa didn't forget her job. "May I ask my partner, what do you think of the current situation?"
Rhododendron Spp gaped at the golden two-headed dragon that was even more exaggerated than the "Dragon God" in fantasy land. She calculated for a long time but still couldn't use the law of conservation of matter to compare with the current situation. She could only swallow her saliva as the fur on her tail stood up. "This … This isn't scientific!"
"Erm," Lin lowered her left head. After searching for a long time, she finally found the dazed big-horned loli who was already hugging a gourd by her feet. Then, she extended a huge claw the size of a house and used the tip of her nail to touch Suika's head. "Let's arm wrestle."
* Bang! *
The stupid Dragon God girl used too much strength again. Before Suika could react, she was hit into the ground by her nail like a cannonball. Only a half-meter-wide hole was left on the ground.
It seemed that Icetis's divine power protection only strengthened the barrier around the arena. The strengthening effect on the ground was limited.
"I heard," I spoke to Monina through Icetis's huge X, "your team leader has been trying to arm wrestle with a Dragon God?"
Monina nodded helplessly. "Every time, we have to run a few hundred miles to get our team leader back."
"How did you guys survive until today?"
"Probably because we're lucky," Ehrson said solemnly. His expression was as melancholic as a flower. Kenser wiped the corner of his eyes. "We're lucky, we're lucky."
Looking at Little Sesame who was "competing in strength" with her disappear in the blink of an eye, Lin finally knew that she had gotten into trouble without any hesitation. She couldn't help but cry out in sorrow. Her tail subconsciously swept across the ground. In an instant, a third of the arena that she had already swept flattened was turned into a huge crater. Rubble and tiles flew out like raindrops, crashing onto the spectators who hadn't run too far away. Wearing a wide-brimmed steel helmet on her head, Jingle weaved through the rain of bullets. She pushed a medicine cart that she had stolen from who knows where and it was creaking all over. She shouted loudly in the rugged ruins, "Gauze! Medicine! Life insurance! A 3.50 RMB painkiller! Buy one get one free! "
This unique and lively arena had ended prematurely due to the destruction of the competition grounds. Fortunately, there were no casualties. There wasn't a single champion in this competition, but we produced a few deceptive performance artists. Among them, the battle of the century between the Golden Bell Shield and the Iron Shirt was hailed as a classic. In the end, Lin's amazing feat of sweeping the entire arena with a Divine Dragon Tail was even more amazing. Icetis admitted that from a deceptive point of view, the Holy Light Street Smashing Group that she once led was not as impressive as the bunch of weirdos on the stage today. Shallow Shallow was very satisfied with today's entertainment program. The only thing that gave them a headache was the aftermath. A large group of daemons were beaten black and blue by Lin's' little tricks'. Large swathes of vegetation disappeared, and many of the curious little animals that ran out of the Fairy Forest were trampled to death. The last piece of good news was that all the Einherjars and daemons had a better meal that night.
A drilling team went deep underground and successfully dug out the dizzy Cui Xiang from a three-kilometer deep hole. The big-horned loli had been unconscious for more than two hours due to a concussion. What was worse was that a third of her horn was broken off. I asked for an ice cream cone from Sylvia, and while Cui Xiang was still unconscious, I stuck 502 on the broken horn with it. However, my good intentions didn't seem to arouse Cui Xiang's goodwill. After she woke up, she chased me for more than twenty kilometers with her head down. Like a bison, she only stopped after ripping several holes in my clothes. Hopefully, the speed at which a ghost's horn regrown would be faster. Now, Cui Xiang announced that she was too ashamed to face anyone.
This incident seemed to indicate one thing: after the five Protoss Cops, another group of troublemakers had arrived at the capital of the Empire and were working closely with the local unscrupulous organizations. The quality of their troubles might not be as good as the five Protoss Cops, but their numbers were huge. Artemis, get busy.
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation A few days after the carnival ended, the visitors from the various worlds left one after another. Most of the time, Transmigrators were regarded as extremely powerful figures. The general public believed that they were omnipotent and that they were doing well in every world, but that was nonsense. Now, we knew that 99% of Transmigrators were essentially low-level civil servants. Hidden behind the glorious halo of 'Dark World Faction' was their busy life of carrying out official duties at any time, anywhere, without rest. Of course, this job wasn't that tiring.
What did the low-level staff of the Space Administration do on a daily basis? In a world where there was no war and was not governed by the Empire, what kind of job would they have? This was something that I was quite curious about, especially when I saw Fifth Night Liuli and C.C. go to the headquarters of the Space Administration to report on their work. I roughly flipped through the work arrangements of the ordinary inspectors and gained a new understanding of this huge organization that originated from Shallow Shallow's crazy ideas.
First was intelligence gathering. This was the most basic job of every inspector or Special Agent. Among the intelligence they gathered, reports of major events in the world only took up one-third. The remaining two-thirds of their attention was focused on warning of abnormal phenomena such as the Abyss Infection. Bubble and Sives worked together to write a teaching material that recorded in detail the various abnormal phenomena that would occur in the world when the Abyss Infection occurred, the severity and speed of destruction of different levels of the Abyss Infection, the difference between dangerous things such as the Abyss Gate, the source of the initial infection, and the secondary infection. There were also detailed guides for more than 20,000 games, a comprehensive introduction to otaku movies and manga, the Imperial Army's Code of Conduct, the City of Shadows' Shopping Guide, the Big Eyeball's poetry collection, and so on. Every inspector had to pick out the useful things from the book and memorize them. Miku once described to me with tears in her eyes the tragic experience of studying at night during the first few days of her new job. Later, I ignored her mother's tearful objection and deleted the two T's from her teaching material. Intelligence gathering was the most important job for a basic employee of the Space Administration. It directly affected the results of the Empire's Intelligence Agency's warning of the Abyss Infection. Basically, even a rookie inspector would not be unfamiliar with this job. Recently, Yang Guo had learned to use the MDT to write reports. Yaxin's new arm had played a decisive role.
The second job seemed to be a little more respectable: saving lives and maintaining world peace.
That's right, this was the routine job of every basic employee of the Space Administration, although it did not happen so frequently that it was a daily occurrence. When the world they were stationed in was in great turmoil, such as a world war or a huge disaster, inspectors and Special Agents must immediately take action to restore the world's stability within the scope permitted by the Empire's Code of Conduct. This job sounded very noble, but in fact, it was easy to understand. According to the way of thinking of the Shiring Apostles, the land that the Empire's soldiers set foot on was the territory of the Empire. Everything that the Empire's outpost monitored was the property of the Empire. Even if it was a non-ruling world, as long as there was an Empire outpost stationed there, it should be included in the scope of our defense. Under the guidance of this main body of thought, we mass-produced millions of saviors. Every day, we run around in all kinds of big and small wars, natural disasters, man-made disasters, stock market shocks, school shootings, swine flu in the King's Village, Li family divorces, Zhao Ergou not getting a wife, Li Xiaohei eating pancakes without paying and so on. In the dark world, we constantly maintain world peace and human prosperity and development. Many of the Space Administration's employees were even world-famous in many high-risk worlds. They were regarded as outstanding youth representatives of the new century. The entire human race was grateful to them, but few knew that the real reason these living Lei Feng came out to save the world at the age of 14 was to keep the environment around the outpost clean …
I have to say, the enthusiasm of the Space Administration's employees on this second task and the speed at which they completed it was impressive. Everyone had a passionate heart to save the world. If it was translated into Chinese, there were many heroes since ancient times. If there was a chance and the strength to save the world, these outstanding people who were carefully selected by us would be very willing to help their hometown. Recently, I heard that Du Yin led three Empire soldiers to quell the terrorist organization in her world …
As for the third task of the Space Administration's employees, this … Strictly speaking, it was not in the employee code of conduct, but I noticed that almost all the inspectors had been following it recently: building and expanding their power in this world.
Not only were the employees of the Space Administration doing well in their own world, but they were also slowly building their own small base, or at least a small circle. Of course, it was not the kind of organization that formed a clique for personal gain. Instead, it was to make it easier for them to complete their tasks and deal with the miscellaneous things at work. For example, there were many places in the Macro World where the Empire's backstage dimensional stores, urban ghost stories like the "Mysterious Pawnshop", the "Time Hotel" opened by the Enchantress, the "Third New Wang Village" built by the eccentric Frankenstein, and it was said that C.C. had recently reorganized the Pizza Hut in the Luluxiu world … These small organizations had many names, some were so large that they almost unified the entire Dark World, some were just "the activity room at the end of the corridor that didn't exist" in the Seven Unthinkable Universities on campus. They all had one thing in common: a small group of Space Administration personnel as the core, and a large group of completely ignorant ordinary people were fooled into working for them …
I have to say, they were indeed the elites that we had selected. The basic employees of the Space Administration were really very mobile …
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