Before I led the citizens of Fantasy Village back to Avalon, I had made arrangements to inform Artemis to prepare for the construction of the residence and the promotion of the real estate. Out of various considerations, I hoped that more of the citizens of Fantasy Village could settle in Avalon. It would save a lot of compensation money and a lot of trouble. Another reason that could not be ignored was that the child's mother was too noisy. You could not imagine how many unscrupulous remarks she would make in the Empire Daily as the "main wife". It would be a devastating blow to my reputation.
This town that was built in such a short period of time meant that Artemis had executed my orders very well. When the tour group led by Boli and Soul Dream entered the town, what greeted everyone's eyes were not shoddy buildings that were hastily completed or quick-release housing that only had a bright appearance. Instead, there were neat and orderly individual houses, wide and clean gravel roads that didn't seem stiff, tree vines, street lamps that exuded a natural aura, and large patches of green grass. Elegant elven runes and mysterious goddess runes could be seen everywhere in the nearby buildings. If one were to move from the hustle and bustle of the city to live in such a secluded town, it would definitely be a dream-like thing. Even the monsters in the Land of Fantasy, who had always lived in a paradise life, showed a satisfied expression in the face of such a residence. Although most of the monsters here, except for Kappa, Tengu, and the others, were not included in the compensation for the demolition, they still showed great interest in this place.
I also felt good because of the tranquil environment here. Unfortunately, my good mood didn't last long. When we reached the real estate sales center in the center of the town, a scene that made people's jaws drop to the ground appeared.
If no one lived in such a huge town, it would be very deserted. However, the streets near the sales center looked unusually lively. Everyone was surprised to find that there were countless stalls and hawkers gathered here. They even formed a prototype food street, discount street, fake goods street, and license street. As soon as the majestic group entered the street, they were surrounded by hawkers who heard the news from all directions.
More than ten street vendors selling barbecue and snacks pushed their carts as the vanguard. They forcefully surrounded the loli demons led by Orange Meow. I recognized at least five army officers and three battleship captains among these people who were holding mutton skewers in an attempt to scam money out of the loli's pockets.
The little loli Orange Meow was captivated by the delicious grilled squid. Remilia looked at the blood tofu cooking method curiously. Frandolu took a bite of the tanghulu uncle. She almost lost half of her teeth. However, Frandolu was not depressed at all. Instead, she was even more excited. The little girl who had always been locked up by her sister felt very happy now. Even when she covered her mouth and tears were rolling down her cheeks, she was still smiling.
A logistics chief, who was wearing a kasaya over his uniform, stood in front of You Youzi and tried to promote the various jade pendants that were hanging on the big shelf in his hands, "Lady Almsgiver, looking at your pale complexion and erratic footsteps, you must be lacking in Yang and Yin. I have a jade pendant that was personally consecrated by the archbishop of Vatican City, it can coordinate Yin and Yang …"
I have a jade pendant personally consecrated by the Archbishop of the Vatican. It can harmonize Yin and Yang … "Youyouzi covered his mouth and nose with his folding fan and pushed the pitiful Demondream to the front." This child has been weak since she was young. She is haunted by spirits. If you really have a way to read her fortune, please read her fortune. "
The logistics chief put down the jade pendant without hesitation and took off his kasaya, revealing a Taoist robe underneath. He spread his hands on the ground and called out, "Little friend, please sit. Are you here to read your fortune or ask for a fortune? Speaking of which, the balloon beside you is quite unique … "
Wenwen was stopped by a few middle-level commanders in white coats who claimed to be promoters of a certain technology company. The leader of the group held a suspicious spray in his hand and introduced it to the Tengu girl. "Lady, please wait a moment. The wings on your back are black and shiny. It is really enviable. However, the tips of your wings seem to have lost some feathers. That is a pity. This is our company's latest product, 'Spirit Spray' Feather Regeneration Water. As long as you spray it on your wings every morning and night, your wings will definitely …"
"The tips of the Tengu's wings have always been blunt." Wenwen took half a step back nervously but immediately looked at the feather regeneration water in the other party's hand curiously. "Why are there so many layers of labels on this bottle?"
Before the man in the white coat could explain, the Tengu girl had already picked up a small bottle from the small basket on the ground. She tore off the label layer by layer, "'One Spray of Spirit' Feather Regeneration Water, 'One Scatter of Spirit' Hair Regrowth Fluid, 'Jinkela' Seedling Growth Fertilizer, 'Hao Jing' All-Purpose Shower Gel, 'Quan Wei Zhai' Nutritional Blend Oil … Is there anything in this world that this thing can't do?"
"Hehe, I won't die anyway. It's not easy to do a small business. I have to find something to do after the war. Even if I can't stop hair loss, I can still use it to cook!"
I trembled as I looked around. The scene in front of me reminded me of the scene under the Two Mile Bridge. Under the clear blue sky of Avalon, there was such a group of bastards. I bet there was someone even more bastard nearby!
Sure enough, after looking around for a moment, I found that Uncle B, Sixteen Nights, and the others had been blocked by a middle-aged man in a black suit and sunglasses. "Gentlemen, do you want a plate?"
Uncle B quickly looked in Ilya's direction and shook his head. "It's not appropriate to bring a child."
Sixteen Nights and a few other monster girls curiously came over and asked, "What is a plate?"
Uncle B broke into a cold sweat. "Not appropriate, really not appropriate! You guys stay away from this guy! "
"It's okay, it's okay." The black-haired uncle waved his hand and opened his satchel. "I have something suitable for children. Do you want to watch Calabash Brothers? The Calabash Brothers are so harmonious! There is something suitable for you girls. I heard it's for girls, but I didn't dare to watch it … "
Berserker was about to cry. A sense of mission to save the ignorant girls from the abyss of BL weighed heavily on his heart. Under his persistent refusal, the black-haired uncle could only give up trying to recommend the CD to Sixteen Nights and the others. He shook his head and sighed. "Sigh, if I knew it would be a group of girls, I would have brought my set of Eight Diagrams. That kid from the logistics department took advantage of it … Hey, do you want to get a certificate? You don't even need a certificate? What about the invoice? There are train tickets too. If it doesn't work, give me two packs of cockroach poison. Although it's not poisonous because our boss is strict, it's still good for stir-frying … Okay, it seems that this is useless. But I have already prepared for the expansion of the market. Look at this! Antique, a genuine antique. A mahogany box from more than seven hundred years ago! An eight-hundred-year-old official blue and white porcelain! "
"Antique? Let me see, let me see! " The monster named Naziling immediately jumped up. She didn't know enough about the Empire and didn't know the nature of the person in front of her. This guy was the most famous treasure hunter in Fantasy Village, so she took the bait immediately. "This … is indeed a very ancient handicraft. The workmanship is definitely at the treasure level. What was this mahogany box made for?" Seeing that someone took the bait, Sicarro was so happy that his wrinkles came out.
"Come, come, come, let me open it for you. This girl really has a good eye. Look, there are three compartments here. The big compartment is used to store the phone, this small compartment is used to store the charger, and this compartment is for the spare battery. Our expert analyzed that this thing should be the packaging of the phone from back in the day."
The mouse monster in Fantasy Village didn't seem to know what a phone packaging was. Naziling just looked at the remaining antiques with interest. "What about this? This porcelain looks so expensive! "
Sicarro introduced it solemnly. "This is a limited edition blue and white porcelain Gundam model from Jingdezhen's official kiln. Look, the arms and legs can move!"
"What about this?"
"Tang Bohu's' Silly '."
"What about this?"
"Han Dynasty brocade tuxedo."
"What about this?"
"Zhou Wenwang used an electric shaver — and it's solar! The small words on the base are Zhou Wenwang's personal signature. Look, it's all oracle bone script! "
"What about this?"
"You've finally asked the point — this is a CD! Do you want a plate? "
"I smell treasure!" Nazrin clasped her hands over her chest in excitement.
Uncle B slapped his forehead. "I can't stand it anymore …"
Don't say that you can't stand it, anyone with a bit of conscience here can't stand it anymore. But just as I was about to take action, Ling Meng, who was beside me, reached her limit first. The Red and White Witch threw away the small flag in her hand and took large strides forward to pat Sickal's back. "Hey! You! Don't treat the Town Security as an officer! I haven't resigned yet! "
What followed was a very enthusiastic exchange activity, accompanied by various grappling and ginseng roosters. The specific process was too bloody to describe, but you can go to the streets and alleys where the Town Security and peddlers often appeared. It should be able to serve as a reference.
However, Sicarro was an agile tank who had trained amazing combat power in the fight against the Town Security. Facing the God of Town Security, Sicarro still advanced and retreated in an orderly manner, attacking and defending at the same time. The Red and White Witch Town Security couldn't gain the upper hand in the battle. Thus, after a while, I enthusiastically threw myself into the campaign to fix Sicarro, the pirate, and instantly reversed the situation.
The Empire's ruler and the God of Town Security were full of enthusiasm, innovation, and hard work during the enforcement process, fully displaying the heroism of beating a drowning dog. It must be pointed out that Sicarro also fought bravely and fearlessly during this process and persisted for more than 30 seconds. Finally, he was successfully kicked to the ground by Pandora and Visca, who attacked from behind.
"Boss! Listen to my explanation! This time, we have a goal in our operation! "
"Every time, your goal is nothing more than to torment the thousands of people in the Town Security team until they have cramps in their legs." I rummaged through the treasured black bag of this black uncle, causing all kinds of strange toys to fall out from it. The expression on his face was as if he had lost his parents. "I wouldn't be angry if you didn't say it. In order to deal with the bunch of fellows that you taught, I actually formed a Town Security team with thousands of people! How good would it be if they could do something else? Speaking of which, why isn't there any HD video here? "
Big Sister unceremoniously gave me a knife, while Shallow Shallow and Sandora bit on their own arms.
"Boss, I think so too … General, please don't kick my face! Calmness is the virtue of the Imperial Army! "
"Alright, you can explain now."
With two steel-toothed lovers hanging on my arms, I tried my best to reach out and press on Pandora's little head, signaling to Visca that he could continue to kick her. After a minute, I endured the veins on my forehead and the pain on my arms and asked. He dared to lead his entire unscrupulous squad to recreate the glory of Erliqiao Market on the path that the head of the Empire must pass through. If this guy's head wasn't kicked by Pandora, then he really had some plans. However, even if he really had plans, I felt that it would be more appropriate to beat him up first. This was a righteous revenge for the various levels of officers and soldiers of the Town Security team who had been devastated by Sicarro's gang.
"Isn't this your intention?" Sicarro packed his bag in a flurry. The unprecedented failure of this operation made him very depressed, but the moment he opened his mouth, he shocked me. "Didn't you order to build a town in Avalon for the residents of the Fantasy Village to live in?"
"What does this have to do with you guys making a fuss here?"
"Then, you also ordered to make the town appear to be more lively. It would be best if it could fully reflect the local customs and cultural environment on Earth and the usual social activities of the capital of the Empire."
I: "…"
"I thought about it for two hours, and I still feel that the social environment of Erliqiao is the most suitable for your requirements. Isn't the confrontation with the Town Security the best embodiment of the endless fighting spirit of the Imperial Army … "
"Pandora, Visca, continue to kick, don't give me face."
Pitter-patter, the two little loli generals who couldn't hold back for a long time began to fix this stubborn pirate with a 4: 4 beat.
The countless small merchants and peddlers who gathered in front of the sales center had already scattered when their leader was being fixed. When I turned back, there was only a mess left at the scene and a small group of officers who were still pushing carts to sell snacks and handicrafts. Looking at the fleeing accomplices, they were all smiling proudly. Then, they took out their business licenses and health permits from their carts and hung them on the carts. Snacks and handicrafts were the only two industries that basically complied with the basic ethical standards among the unscrupulous commanders of the Empire led by Sicarro, although my desire to shoot them to death in most cases wasn't any weaker than Sicarro's.
"I can't tell … you guys are actually such happy guys when you're not fighting." Youyouzi waved his folding fan lightly and floated to my side. "The cold temperament of your soldiers at the beginning is really uncomfortable."
"Don't use the minority to represent the majority." I was expressionless. "Most of the people in the Imperial Army are well-disciplined. These guys simply mutated when they came to Earth!"
"But without your tacit consent, I believe that no one would dare to act so recklessly."
On the other side, Yagumzi chuckled softly and took over the conversation. She had an expression of 'I can see through everything' on her face. "You really love your subordinates."
I spread my hands and didn't comment, but I basically tacitly agreed with the words of this cunning great monster.
Indeed, although Sicarro and his pirate Empire and peddler army often caused chaos in the City of Shadows, and occasionally even caused the outside K City to be in a foul atmosphere, it was undeniable that I tacitly approved of it. During normal battles, it was enough for them to be iron-blooded and ruthless. In times of peace, it was better to be a little more humane than forever being a war machine. I liked the joyful atmosphere of my subordinates during times of peace, although sometimes some people were really too joyful.
But how should I put it, although I was a little depressed, the surrounding little monster girls all had smiles on their faces. They didn't have any feelings about whether the things they bought were a scam or not. They were happy to be able to come out and see the colorful outside world. Even the mature and steady fellows were enjoying it.
After this slightly chaotic but interesting interlude for the immigrants of Fantasy Village, Artemis, who rushed over after hearing the news, led her subordinates to the town. Now, she had completely integrated into her role as the director of the Avalon Neighborhood Committee. Every day, she was busy dealing with all kinds of messy situations caused by the conflict between mods in this new world. Recently, she was even elected as the mayor of Ideal Village by me and a group of Heroic Spirits who liked to cause a commotion. This title was really fun to bring up in this situation. The only pity was that the "mayor" of Fantasy Village, Morijinrinsuke Mori, should still be busy dealing with the problem of the residents' movement registration in another world. Otherwise, the two mayors would have had a historic meeting today.
"I'm very sorry that I'm late." Artemis rushed to me. "When Cuchulin went to World ESD487E31F15 to carry out his mission, the landing pod didn't slow down. I just came back from the Hall of Valhalla."
"If this continues, that unlucky child's mission completion rate for this month will be zero again," I said with cold sweat dripping down my back.
"No, he completed his mission this time. Cuchulin's mission was to detonate an active volcano ahead of time and use a historical event to correct the historical deviation caused by the excessive information projection of that world. When the landing pod landed, it fell into the crater of the volcano. Three seconds later, he was ejected along with the pod. Now, he is the fastest Heroic Spirit to complete a mission this season. He even surpassed Leonidas' record of being stepped on by hundreds of mammoths in thirty-five seconds and successfully changing the mammoth extinction schedule of that world."
I had a feeling that Artemis was in a very subtle state of mind when she reported the situation to the boss in detail.
Ah, speaking of Artemis, I suddenly remembered something. There was also an Artemis among the Atlanteans. She was a giant girl who was 2.5 meters tall and could send two Terminators flying with one punch. That's right, a girl. Ignoring the common height standard, there were very few elderly and ugly people among the Atlanteans. Although Artemis had a height that surpassed that of Pandora and her sister combined, she was still a girl. What I wanted to know the most now was, if one day, the girl in front of me saw the giant version of her own name, what kind of pleasant collision would there be? There were too many similar situations in our circle.
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