Fina and Old Time Tea had finished their skewers. Fina was drinking its Evian water, and Old Time Tea was tasting its hot tea.
Zhang Zian counted the number of skewers and couldn't help but say, "Fina, I feel like the more you eat, the more fat you become …"
"Shut up!" Fina stared at him angrily. "I … I will not become fat!"
"Exactly! How dare you! Her Majesty doesn't eat that much! You must have eaten secretly! "Richard didn't let go of any chance to flatter Fina." Burp! Give me another apple to shut my mouth! "
Zhang Zian spread the skewers on the ground. "Count them yourself. Grandpa Tea only ate three skewers, and you ate five and a half skewers. You still eat less?"
Old Time Tea quickly tried to smooth things over. "Cough! Actually, I am old. My stomach is not as good as Queen Fina's … "
Fina looked down at the six skewers. After a moment of silence, it tried to defend itself. "It's all your fault for making terrible food!"
"Eat more when you see something delicious. That is the first step to getting fat. You eat a lot, and you are lazier than anyone else. You lie on your stomach all day. If you are not fat, who is? If you don't believe me, I can borrow an electronic scale from the fruit store for you to try. "Zhang Zian continued to scold it.
"Bullsh * t!" Fina's voice became softer, and it lacked confidence. It lowered its head to look at its body and limbs. It seemed that … it was really a little fat?
In fact, Fina didn't become fat. It was just a psychological effect. Even if it became fat, it was just a small change that couldn't be seen with the naked eye. Zhang Zian saw that it fell into his trap, so he immediately threw out his original purpose.
"You don't have to look at it. You are fat. It's time to lose some weight. I am going out today. You can go with me, so you don't have to lie on your stomach all day. "
If it was the usual Fina, it would have seen through Zhang Zian's trick and rejected him sternly. It would have stayed at home or dozed off in the game. However, Fina's surprise attack had completely disrupted its mind. The more it looked at its body, the fatter it felt. It nodded involuntarily and said, "That's fine. I was just thinking of going out to patrol. It's rare for you to have such thoughts, so this consort will give you face today. "
Old Time Tea shook its head and smiled bitterly, thinking that Zhang Zian was playing with fire.
Richard immediately agreed. "Your Majesty's trip out of the palace is a grand occasion for the people to worship. I … as your loyal subject, I should be by your side!"
Zhang Zian glanced at it and guessed what it was up to — it wanted to take the opportunity to slip away. However, it had miscalculated. Its favorability level was not high enough, so it could not escape even if it wanted to.
"Xinghai." He waved at Xinghai, who was playing hide-and-seek with the kittens.
Xinghai ran over with light steps. "Zian, Xinghai is here!"
"Xinghai, do you want to go out and play today?" He squatted down and asked.
"Outside?" Xinghai looked out the door, then across the road to look at Aunt Li and Uncle Li who were selling breakfast.
Zhang Zian understood what it meant and smiled. "Not across the road, but somewhere further away, a place that we have never been to before."
"Meow!" Xinghai showed a fearful expression and curled up into a ball. Obviously, it was not willing to go.
"There is no one else there. It is very spacious, perfect for playing hide-and-seek," he comforted it.
"No one else?" Xinghai's fear subsided a little, and it confirmed with him.
"No one else." Zhang Zian thought for a moment. "Probably not."
"Can we play hide-and-seek?" it asked again.
Zhang Zian smiled mysteriously. "In fact, today we are going to play hide-and-seek."
"What?" Xinghai looked at him with confusion.
"A police officer came a few days ago. He said that there were a few cats stealing things, and someone might have ordered them to do so. Today we are going to catch the mastermind, just like playing hide-and-seek, "Zhang Zian explained patiently.
"Stealing things?" Xinghai tilted its head and thought for a moment. "Just like the person who stole the kittens?"
It was probably referring to the previous owner of the Auto Repair City who stole cats.
"Yes." Zhang Zian nodded.
"Cats that steal things … are bad kids?" Xinghai raised its head to confirm with him.
"They are indeed bad kids, but they are not bad in nature. Someone is behind them," he said. "So we are going to catch the mastermind, and turn those kids back into good kids."
"Okay! Xinghai wants to help! "Xinghai said expectantly.
"No problem! With Xinghai's help, we will get twice the result with half the effort. "Zhang Zian encouraged it, and then stood up." Grandpa Tea … "
"Of course, I will accompany you." Old Time Tea took the responsibility.
"Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! "Richard finished all the food on the plate, and there were still some millet grains on its mouth. It came over and said.
"Only you can't go." Zhang Zian pointed at it.
"Why?" Richard was shocked. "So you are not only a single dog, but also a racist?"
"Racist my ass!" Zhang Zian's desire to complain had broken through the sky!
Richard said seriously, "I don't have a sister. If I did, you would have to add that as a sexist."
"I am not going to bullsh * t with you. You can't go because you can't get out of this shop. Is your brain so small that you have forgotten what happened last night? "Zhang Zian reminded it.
"Wasn't that witchcraft that you cast?"
"Witchcraft my ass! You think you are smart! " Zhang Zian scolded it. "Anyway, you can't get out now. I will take you back into the game later. Just go to sleep."
"Woo! I was dumped! I was dumped by Jeff! You are heartless! You are cold! You are unreasonable! I don't want to live anymore! I, and the baby in my belly, will not let you go even if I become a ghost! "Jeff covered its face with one of its wings and changed into a woman's voice. It started to cry.
The crying was heart-wrenching. Except for the fact that there were no tears, it sounded like it was real!
Zhang Zian almost knelt down. You b * tch bird even learned Grandma Qiong's lines!
Speaking of which, this bird seemed to have imitated the voice of a Japanese female artist in the Chinese Department class. It had done it so well that it could almost be mistaken for the real one. If it wasn't in class, Zhang Zian might have really stiffened up a little to show respect …
Someone was passing by in a hurry. Hearing the sound, he couldn't help but look into the shop, wondering why there was a third party so early in the morning. To his disappointment, there was no Shuraba in the shop. There was not even a woman. There was only a young man, a few cats, and a coquettish bird …
"Strange. Are they watching a TV series?" He shook his head and continued to walk, leaving the matter behind.
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