Zhang Zian was speechless at this arrogant Apprehensive Bird. He couldn't afford to offend Fina, so he stared at Richard and threw the mop aside.
Seeing that its plan had worked, Apprehensive Bird was very proud.
"Grandpa Tea, you have been watching me. You have to be my witness!" Zhang Zian asked Old Time Tea for help.
Old Time Tea said awkwardly, "What do you want me to prove?"
"Prove that it is a b * tch bird!" he pointed at Richard.
"Well..." Old Time Tea pondered, "Maybe it was joking yesterday?"
"Even if it was joking yesterday, the obscene poem today is not a joke, right?"
Old Time Tea smiled bitterly, "I didn't understand. I just felt that the combination of those poems was very strange. I don't know why Zian thought it was obscene."
"Well..." Zhang Zian was stunned. There was no way to explain it!
Hoeing at noon, Along the River During the Qingming Festival, compound grass coral, hematopoietic stem cells... Modern people in China could understand these things instantly, but it was normal that Old Time Tea and Fina didn't understand them. How could he explain it? If he really explained it, his image in the eyes of Fina and Old Time Tea would be completely ruined... Although his current image was probably not much better!
Seeing that Zhang Zian was embarrassed, Richard immediately said arrogantly, "Your Majesty! Did you see that? This guy is slandering me! He can't say anything when I ask for the evidence! In my opinion, it is better to drive him away from the shrine as soon as possible! "
Damn! How dare you take advantage of me? How dare you call yourself a humble servant? You are a bird! Do you have to surrender so quickly?
Although Fei Na enjoyed its flattery very much, her face still sank when she heard it. She said, "That's not necessary. If I drive him away, who will take care of my daily life?"
Richard still wanted to say something, but Fina jumped up, jumped to the highest cat tree, and said condescendingly, "Okay, go and prepare breakfast for me. I'm starving."
"Hehe." Zhang Zian rolled up his sleeves, "Your backer is gone. Let's see how you are going to play now."
Richard didn't know why Fina suddenly became hostile, but it knew that its flattery must have backfired. Little Black rolled its eyes and decided to not fight when the odds were against it.
"Wait!"
Zhang Zian stood still. "You want to beg for mercy?"
"No! I won't beg for mercy! " Richard said fiercely, "But I can give you a chance for an equivalent exchange!"
Zhang Zian couldn't help but laugh. "What do you have for an equivalent exchange? Let me make this clear first, if you dare to use bird poop in exchange, I'll beat the shit out of you! "
"Hehe! Superficial! How naive! "Richard stood upright," I can help you get rid of your singlehood! "
"Huh?" Zhang Zian's knees went soft, and he almost knelt down!
"Are you the so-called single dog?" Richard looked at him contemptuously. "Do you want to be single?"
"Yes!" Zhang Zian answered honestly.
"That's good. If you follow me, I guarantee you won't be single!"
"You wait for me too!" Zhang Zian was not so easily fooled. "You're just a stupid bird. What right do you have to say that you can help me get rid of my single life?"
Richard laughed heartily. "Quack! Haven't you heard of this saying? Thousands of miles of marriage in a single bird! "
Holy sh * t! A single bird?
Zhang Zian wondered if there was something wrong with his brain. Why did Richard's words always sound so dirty?
Richard snorted, "And, you might have more than one girlfriend."
"Huh?" Zhang Zian almost knelt down again.
"What do you mean by more than one girlfriend? Is that what I'm thinking? "he asked excitedly.
Richard smiled obscenely and said, "Hey, young man, do you want to try the happiness of having multiple girlfriends?"
"Yes! Even in my dreams! "Zhang Zian didn't care about his image anymore. He answered honestly.
"That's great. I can make your wish come true," Richard said confidently.
"How?"
Richard looked at him up and down. "I think your appearance is not bad. At least, you won't scare people at night."
It raised its head and glanced around the shop. "This shop is yours? That's a little bit rich. "
Zhang Zian was confused. "What are you trying to say?"
"You see, you are not ugly, you have some money, and you have a fancy name called 'Jeff.' Why can't you find a girlfriend?" Richard lectured.
"Wait, you bastard. Don't say it like it's a matter of course!" Zhang Zian complained. "The name Jeff is not something you randomly came up with!"
"What does it matter? Jeff Richardson is such a nice name! In addition, according to my observations from all over the world, ugliness and poverty have nothing to do with each other. The key is to be able to speak and have a sharp tongue to please boys. Do you have that? "It fluttered its wings and flew up, landing on an empty display cabinet in front of Zhang Zian.
"Well … I don't think so." Zhang Zian reacted slowly. "Wait, what do you mean by 'boys'? Why would I want to please boys? "
Richard looked at him disdainfully, as if it was looking at someone from another dimension. "Don't you know? There is only true love between the same sex. There are only offspring between the opposite sex! The earth is already so crowded. Even if it's for the sake of future generations, you have to be prepared to make sacrifices! "
"Why should I be the sacrifice? I don't want to make sacrifices for other people's offspring! Besides, the country encourages people to have two children. I don't even have one child! You said you would help me find a girlfriend. How did you become my boyfriend? "Zhang Zian was almost driven crazy by Richard. He always felt that it was leading him to the wrong path.
Richard opened its mouth in surprise. "The girlfriend I was talking about is actually zero."
Zhang Zian understood immediately, but he wished he didn't understand it at all.
Just then, someone knocked on the shutter door.
"Is Master Zhang here?" It was Uncle Li's voice.
Fina was already tired of the noise between Zhang Zian and the Apprehensive Bird. It was lying on the cat tree and covering its ears with its claws. As soon as it heard the voice, it immediately stood up. To be exact, it didn't hear the voice, but smelled something.
A moment later, Old Time Tea, who was watching the morning news in the corner of the shop, also smelled it.
Zhang Zian gestured to Richard to shut up, and then went to open the shutter door.
Uncle Li was holding a handful of mouthwatering hot skewers in his hands. He was waiting at the door with a smile. As soon as he saw Zhang Zian, he handed the skewers to him. "Master Zhang, we just roasted these and brought them here. You can eat them while they're hot."
Zhang Zian told them that he would deliver the skewers in the evening, but he didn't expect that they would deliver them in the morning. They sold breakfast in the morning, so they made these skewers especially for him.
"How can I do that? Wait a minute, I'll get you the money. "Zhang Zian took the skewers, but his hands were full. There was no way he could take out the money.
"No hurry. I'll go back first. My wife is still busy." Uncle Li smiled and waved his hand, then left.
Zhang Zian greeted them, "Fina, Grandpa Tea, come and eat while it's hot. Don't wait for it to get cold."
Richard stared at the skewers, and said excitedly, "Jeff, look at these skewers. Do you think of something? It's like using a stick to connect people … "
"Shut up!"
Zhang Zian confirmed his suspicion. This guy was not only dirty, but also gay!
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